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Greenland PGFTW 
Give me ur best pick up lines and I will try them on Russian girls Its all for fun so don't take it too serious letz go ^_^
2019-12-11 17:29
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#1
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Netherlands ___Snowy___ 
Girl are you a school? cuz i wanna shoot kids inside you
2019-12-11 17:30
#5
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Guatemala Nicaraqua 
cya
2019-12-11 17:32
Btw still no ban
2019-12-13 17:01
#168
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Netherlands ___Snowy___ 
Ez 😎😎
2019-12-13 17:17
#6
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Slovakia bad_at_life 
:DDD
2019-12-11 17:33
lmao +1 saw that one be4
2019-12-11 17:34
#11
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Netherlands ___Snowy___ 
on my tinder yea
2019-12-11 17:37
2019-12-11 17:41
#17
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Netherlands ___Snowy___ 
lmao whats thorin doing there
2019-12-11 17:50
To hide her name
2019-12-11 17:51
#198
KRIMZ | 
Sweden bakish 
dude, she looks like she's 11
2019-12-13 18:57
She is 17-18 as I remember
2019-12-13 18:58
tf is this and why is Thorin's pic there
2019-12-11 18:34
#18
2019-12-11 19:15
#257
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Vietnam tat96 
damn... that was awkward
2019-12-21 07:57
+1
2019-12-12 11:57
#115
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Germany MackyGee 
Xaxaxaxaxa
2019-12-12 12:21
Legend
2019-12-13 16:57
XD
2019-12-15 12:21
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD +1
2019-12-15 12:56
#263
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Other NORMAL_HUMAN 
legend
2019-12-21 09:06
+1
2019-12-21 09:38
LOL
2019-12-21 19:46
#2
Sweden skree 
I have a lot of money, wanna fuck?
2019-12-11 17:30
i.imgur.com/kyxUeR5.png she doesn't answer :(
2019-12-11 17:56
bruh
2019-12-11 17:57
i wonder why :( maybe she is rich?
2019-12-11 18:30
bruh
2019-12-11 18:37
#89
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Czech Republic Prevodovka 
bruh
2019-12-12 07:34
bruh momento
2019-12-12 13:39
#128
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Belgium KYC 
cringe
2019-12-12 15:19
Yeah its cringe how the fuck she didn't send me pussy pic
2019-12-12 18:36
Idk why but I laughed lel
2019-12-13 08:22
so obnoxious
2019-12-21 09:05
Lmfao
2019-12-13 17:18
bruh
2019-12-13 19:46
#258
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Vietnam tat96 
man...
2019-12-21 07:58
Yes?
2019-12-21 08:39
#3
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United States blessedMMMA 
Are you the Gulf of Mexico? Because I wanna drill you & make a huge mess.
2019-12-11 17:32
i.imgur.com/hcFimB9.png i.imgur.com/ZjO21aS.png I didn't write her anything after 14,she had set fucking 18 years old at profile fucking dumb girls
2019-12-11 18:17
#23
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United States blessedMMMA 
lmao, i usually dislike you for your virgin ass picture threads, but this is some good shit lmfao
2019-12-11 18:20
Why is it virgin? :D
2019-12-11 18:29
are u newfag? He's done this before too
2019-12-11 18:38
#48
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United States blessedMMMA 
i've been here longer than you exist curryboy
2019-12-11 18:40
ok boomer
2019-12-11 18:42
Where do you find these girls to text?
2019-12-11 18:36
Just random girls.
2019-12-11 18:39
In Russian Facebook
2019-12-12 07:27
What is big and brown and behind the wall? Humpty's dump
2019-12-11 17:32
#51
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United States blessedMMMA 
was about to say a fat mexican
2019-12-11 18:43
if you had a wall kek
2019-12-12 07:41
#113
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United States blessedMMMA 
eure wall war auch sehr gut kek
2019-12-12 11:55
it served its purpose moron. we demolished it when we wanted it. you dont even have one kek
2019-12-13 02:12
That got me wet and I'm not even a woman.
2019-12-11 18:59
i.imgur.com/fqqlRsF.png After she started sending much voice msgs in Russian,most interesting shit is that she plays cs and has 5 lvl on faceit lel
2019-12-11 21:38
I think that is a success mens)))
2019-12-11 21:40
Yeah mens)))))) ez nudes after boosting her on faceit
2019-12-11 21:44
i.imgur.com/plTGZmx.png i.imgur.com/QUptLh8.png This one seems like some sad girl,didn't even try to get nudes or something,don't want to make some teen girl suicide
2019-12-11 21:37
:(( mens...
2019-12-12 15:07
#248
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China SwooksarV2 
Mens) she expresso depresso
2019-12-15 20:50
Are you a grill? cause you're hot
2019-12-11 17:35
8/8
2019-12-11 18:32
I can confirm, it works
2019-12-11 18:39
lol
2019-12-11 18:39
i.imgur.com/iI6RAsb.png i.imgur.com/AdfTSir.png Too ez nudes man lel ok actually first girl convo was this i.imgur.com/IgP7wTy.png But this retard didn't answer :( and I didn't give up and tried it on more girls :D
2019-12-12 07:08
haha it's a good one man (share pics btw 😏)
2019-12-12 07:38
Check pm
2019-12-12 07:41
#122
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Germany smh_my_head 
share mens
2019-12-12 15:05
Check pm
2019-12-13 08:02
#195
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United States brbsyt 
HMU with share))
2019-12-13 18:10
share mens
2019-12-21 19:45
#138
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Europe zhamp 
share to me mens :)))
2019-12-13 07:59
Check pm
2019-12-13 08:03
#255
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Nigeria Fraggot 
Give mens
2019-12-17 13:34
#273
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Tunisia Respecc 
Share mens))
2019-12-21 09:48
Done
2019-12-21 09:50
share meh
2019-12-13 08:03
Check pm
2019-12-13 08:04
thx =)
2019-12-13 08:05
You are welcome
2019-12-13 08:05
If you get more you can share with me
2019-12-13 08:05
lol
2019-12-13 08:23
Give me too, my banana is getting brown already, have to take the skin off.
2019-12-15 15:42
Did it
2019-12-15 15:43
#249
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China SwooksarV2 
Me 2 menss
2019-12-15 20:51
share mens
2019-12-21 08:44
Done
2019-12-21 08:54
ty mens
2019-12-21 11:08
Share to me))))
2019-12-13 17:18
Done
2019-12-13 17:20
Wtf mens I don’t see it in my inbox ((((
2019-12-13 17:22
Resent O_o ok fuck it its here
2019-12-13 17:23
Is ok is ok kkkkkk
2019-12-13 17:24
Edit what?
2019-12-13 17:24
Nothing mens)))) 😇
2019-12-13 17:24
ty btw mens))) now I go to skin my banana 🍌🤣
2019-12-13 17:24
Have fun mate
2019-12-13 17:25
Bruh
2019-12-13 17:32
Pls resend =DDD
2019-12-13 17:22
share pics
2019-12-12 11:23
Check pm
2019-12-13 08:03
#156
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Spain Holiwis 
Share men))
2019-12-13 10:46
Done
2019-12-13 10:48
mens rly iz no troll? share plox))) asking only for confirmation ofc
2019-12-13 17:29
Done
2019-12-13 17:29
aren't get anything u scam me ? i call hltv poliss
2019-12-13 17:35
I sent maybe some hltv bugs u can give me steam and I sent u there
2019-12-13 17:36
steamcommunity.com/id/hshunden/ fast pls i habe match soon
2019-12-13 17:38
sent friend request
2019-12-13 17:38
#196
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United States brbsyt 
Hmu pic)))
2019-12-13 18:12
What bro?
2019-12-13 18:54
#200
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United States brbsyt 
Share?))
2019-12-13 19:44
where her pic? Share nudls pls
2019-12-15 12:13
Aren't u girl?
2019-12-15 12:15
Yes, and?
2019-12-15 12:15
Why do u need girl nudes lel but ok whatever check pm
2019-12-15 12:16
"she" is a 40 year old pedo trying to be a girl even after being exposed in the past
2019-12-15 12:46
I don't remember when she got exposed tbh,but I almost never check threads on hltv except mine :D
2019-12-15 12:48
around mid 2018 or so if I remember correctly basically she got exposed for sending a pic of herself in a bikini asking others to r8 it and the other was an apartment or something both were fake
2019-12-15 12:51
Not that bad b8 tbh but if she cares about popularity and really is a girl then she could just write her nickname on paper and post on hltv,ez 300+ comments :D
2019-12-15 12:54
pls me too
2019-12-13 18:04
Done
2019-12-15 20:44
share mens )) i need it too
2019-12-15 15:41
Sent
2019-12-15 15:42
This can’t be real. Share plz.
2019-12-21 09:27
Sent
2019-12-21 09:29
Damn, that was much harder back in the days!
2019-12-21 19:41
#277
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Russia NikSmoK 
its a dude.
2019-12-21 11:17
Nice seems like Indians have leveled up their shit lol.
2019-12-12 07:30
bruh
2019-12-12 07:39
Way better than bob and vagene keep it up.
2019-12-12 08:49
sniff this tissue :)))) then sex her
2019-12-11 17:36
What if she doesn't consent?
2019-12-11 19:00
you can say she never said no or stop
2019-12-11 19:01
Clever.
2019-12-11 19:19
#244
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Europe Niko0 
Welcome to finland
2019-12-15 16:00
Does it really work?
2019-12-15 16:03
How to sniff online? O_O
2019-12-12 07:23
#10
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France Chylvain2 
Do you wanna come dinner next saturday at home ? I don't have chair I hope you don't mind sitting on my face.
2019-12-11 17:36
hahaha
2019-12-11 18:32
2019-12-12 10:46
i.imgur.com/ApSpzqB.png Fuck bro this pick up line doesn't work so well :D
2019-12-12 11:05
#154
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Turkey Slapdash 
Lol
2019-12-13 08:33
#202
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Israel Z1X0 
oru pizdec kak
2019-12-13 19:48
#241
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Czech Republic Xedys 
"is your friend global?"
2019-12-15 15:46
you like to draw? cause i put that D in raw
2019-12-11 17:37
this is nice!
2019-12-11 17:39
Oof I'd get wet.
2019-12-12 07:33
i.imgur.com/28cRa4u.png She had 20 yo at profile idk why this kids set fake birthday date
2019-12-12 10:53
HAHAHAHAH omg bro fucking RUN!
2019-12-12 13:25
I don't want to go to jail mens(((((
2019-12-13 12:07
#158
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Israel ShadowMuffin 
"oops"
2019-12-13 10:51
“Oops” LOLOL
2019-12-13 17:20
#250
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China SwooksarV2 
"OOPS" bruhh
2019-12-15 20:52
what website is this lmao
2019-12-21 09:09
Vk
2019-12-21 09:11
COME TO BRAZIL!!! 🔪😂🤣🤣🤣👍
2019-12-11 17:38
i.imgur.com/CTkhxs0.png after she wrote only wait wait i.imgur.com/dIuEqhp.png fuck why every second girl is younger than she looks like
2019-12-12 11:15
Wtfmens?))) 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😅😅😅😥😥😥😥
2019-12-12 11:17
Dude this conversations are so retarded but make me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
2019-12-13 17:21
#278
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Russia NikSmoK 
GOOD ONE FINALY
2019-12-21 11:19
You and I are together now, any question?
2019-12-11 17:38
2019-12-13 07:23
2019-12-13 16:57
nice))
2019-12-13 17:06
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you look like an angel who lost her wings.
2019-12-11 17:55
i.imgur.com/91WZ1si.png What to do after man
2019-12-13 07:44
try another from the thread
2019-12-13 17:53
She has already blocked me lel
2019-12-14 10:23
#242
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Czech Republic Xedys 
Top ten anime plot twists
2019-12-15 15:48
Ok technically its my fault cuz I wrote some trash after lel
2019-12-16 15:11
you and me baby are nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel
2019-12-11 18:31
i.imgur.com/hQoZRKV.png Man I wrote it to like 5 girls :D 4 didn't even answer back ;(
2019-12-14 10:23
maybe they aliens?
2019-12-14 11:55
Possible
2019-12-14 11:55
your mother could go sleep in garbage :))
2019-12-11 18:33
Isn't it too mean man?((((
2019-12-14 10:33
2019-12-15 12:09
LOL
2019-12-15 12:38
hahah expected
2019-12-15 12:47
Wtf weird girl
2019-12-15 15:08
Yeah :(
2019-12-15 15:31
Roses are red violets are blue I've got a knife now get in my van
2019-12-11 18:34
UK checks out
2019-12-11 18:34
lemme know if it works
2019-12-11 18:35
depends what van but im probably down
2019-12-11 18:37
more like "roses are read violets are blue i like drinking tea my yellow teeth too"
2019-12-11 18:51
lol Britain is rank one joint with Germany for best teeth in the world on average so get out of here retard XD
2019-12-11 18:53
flag checks out
2019-12-11 18:54
#90
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Czech Republic Prevodovka 
0/8
2019-12-12 07:36
nt yellow
2019-12-12 07:45
I love your hair and your style is the best - can I shit on your chest?
2019-12-13 17:57
bruh she seemed into you
2019-12-15 12:48
I wasn't in mood for long conversation and she looks kinda fat,I can show her pics if u want
2019-12-15 12:51
well I can't say no to that ;)
2019-12-15 12:53
2019-12-15 12:55
ok yeah she does nvm
2019-12-15 12:56
Yeah doesn't worth to waste much time picking up her.
2019-12-15 12:57
1. Ring at her door 2. father opens 3. "Good evening Sir, my name is Tupac and i came to fuck your daughter" 4." To what???" 5. "Tupac, Sir"
2019-12-11 18:36
#103
tarik | 
Brazil GuGa62 
Lol
2019-12-12 10:57
+1
2019-12-12 15:09
Sadly I can't do it
2019-12-15 15:59
did it hurt? when i hit u over the head with a hammer
2019-12-11 18:36
2019-12-16 16:18
see, worked so well mens))
2019-12-16 16:31
Ez mens)))))
2019-12-16 17:38
Hey i shat in my shower can i use yours? :)
2019-12-11 18:38
2019-12-21 07:40
"would you rather your son gay or daughter date a BBC?" works every time source: just trust me bro
2019-12-11 18:38
son gay, so we can do gay things mens))
2019-12-11 18:39
it's a rhetoric question, you don't have to actually answer that
2019-12-11 18:39
ik but i wanted to.
2019-12-11 18:40
Expected
2019-12-11 22:21
Expected you to expect
2019-12-11 22:23
Wtfff 🗿🗿🗿
2019-12-11 22:24
dum dum u give me gum gum
2019-12-11 22:25
Wtf are you trying to rap battle me now huh????
2019-12-11 22:26
U dont know dum dum ? 😲😲😱😱
2019-12-11 22:27
no
2019-12-11 22:29
we cant speak again...
2019-12-11 22:30
no dont leave me pls
2019-12-11 22:31
-Girl are your parents terrorists? -No, why? -Cuz you are the bomb
2019-12-11 18:44
old
2019-12-11 19:02
Klitschko said this line on Conan with great delivery, hehe gold at 3:13 youtu.be/TDBVu6KmKy8
2019-12-12 13:45
that's a classic cis pick up line
2019-12-12 15:00
and if one has the charisma of Klitschko, this line would work lol
2019-12-12 15:24
hello man can u send me pls some links on vk?
2019-12-11 18:54
can send you my link i am man tho
2019-12-11 18:56
Whata links?
2019-12-11 19:12
#61
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Finland Ahvar 
If I could name the alphabet according to you, I would Give you the A because you're Amazing, I would give you the B because you're beautiful, ill give you the C because you're confident, And I ll give my D because you deserve it!
2019-12-11 19:03
sex?
2019-12-11 19:03
hej your body is 60% water and im tursty
2019-12-11 22:28
hey gril wassup
2019-12-11 22:30
yo wadup gurl wana hang out or sumshit
2019-12-11 22:37
#83
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Finland BMW_xseveN 
You make me feel like a flashbang. Every time I see you, I just want to pop this white stuff all over your face.
2019-12-12 07:20
#87
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United States syrup_god 
hey girl, are you a defuse map? because you are de_licious.
2019-12-12 07:32
#95
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Germany MackyGee 
Mein schönes Fräulein, darf ich wagen, Meinen Arm und Geleit Ihr anzutragen
2019-12-12 07:44
#116
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Germany MackyGee 
Try it!
2019-12-12 12:21
lmao
2019-12-12 15:06
Its in que brother probably will do in some days,kinda hard job to spam girls and after talk to them :D not even hard just tiring hard
2019-12-12 19:17
Mein schönes Fräulein, würden sie mir Beischlaf leisten.
2019-12-12 19:21
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong? I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
2019-12-12 07:50
#99
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Denmark Lasse0800 
roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry now show me your tits
2019-12-12 08:58
actually works PogChamp
2019-12-12 15:07
#155
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Denmark Lasse0800 
i know ;)
2019-12-13 10:40
:Im have to report you on spotify :Why :Because ur the hottest single of this week
2019-12-12 10:49
Are you Xantares, because you looked better online.
2019-12-12 11:00
Lmao
2019-12-12 11:20
LOOOOOL
2019-12-12 11:24
lol 🤣
2019-12-12 11:25
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
2019-12-12 13:39
#136
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Turkey 0vercast 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2019-12-13 07:54
XDddddddddd
2019-12-13 08:01
xaxaxaxax
2019-12-13 08:05
Wtf looooooool
2019-12-13 17:08
OOOOOOOOOOOF
2019-12-15 12:55
#240
s1mple | 
Canada roylin 
xD
2019-12-15 15:44
Lul
2019-12-21 12:24
lmao
2019-12-21 12:31
#112
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Australia sad_faze_fan 
Is your name Colby Covington cause you’re about to get this belt wtf pls don’t call police
2019-12-12 11:26
MARTY FAKE NEWMSAN
2019-12-13 17:54
Me: Hello. Are you Juliano? She: No, I am Diana. She: You called me Juliano, why? Me: Cuz juliano is so delicate and cute, she like a flower It actually works mens
2019-12-12 15:17
#137
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Finland Qurko 
Sup, wanna grab a coffee and go watch porn from my flatscreen mirror later? *actually works on tinder atleast
2019-12-13 08:01
#139
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Brunei cyLoL 
Wanna fuck?
2019-12-13 08:00
Wanna play the carnival game? You sit on my face, and i try to guess how much you weight
2019-12-13 08:10
Noiceee
2019-12-21 09:45
#160
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Russia Fan_of_Putin 
yes i DO PLAY fortnite
2019-12-13 12:08
Isn't it more turning off?
2019-12-13 16:54
If I could change the alphabet I would put U and I together. -Joe Mafia 2
2019-12-13 17:08
u must be a producer cuz i wanna beat
2019-12-13 17:39
hOw YoU dOiN'
2019-12-13 18:01
You show up at her house with a pack of hot dog buns. When she asks you about it you say you are supplying the hot dog yourself.
2019-12-15 12:21
Post pics here it's worth a 3 day ban
2019-12-15 12:29
Then I won't be able to try another pick up lines for 3 days
2019-12-15 12:29
Then pm also
2019-12-15 12:33
Done
2019-12-15 12:44
Can I get your picutre/selfie? Cuz i want to show to santa claus what i want for christmas
2019-12-15 20:47
#264
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Other NORMAL_HUMAN 
NICE COCK Okayge
2019-12-21 09:06
#266
Toxic | 
Switzerland SRB! 
daddy is back, kiddo
2019-12-21 09:10
There is a gorgeous reflection of the moon shining over the lake right in front of me - but i'd rather keep my eyes on you. You're far more beautiful than the clearest night sky.
2019-12-21 09:47
This one is far too cheesy m8
2019-12-21 12:25
whats up you bigass hippopotamus, do you wanna come join me in my waterbed
2019-12-21 10:39
- wanna australian kiss? -what's that? - it's like french kiss but down under
2019-12-21 12:31
roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry now show me your boobs
2019-12-21 19:53
#287
autist | 
Brazil hrp_ 
nice
2019-12-28 18:06
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