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I'm from Denmark AMA
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Brunei FriendlyFascist 
Why not. I know a lot of you guys has some bs questions to ask, so hit me! :-)
2019-12-12 16:36
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Do you support Stram Kurs
2019-12-12 16:52
Hell nah..
2019-12-12 17:19
Stupid
2019-12-12 17:20
I doubt you're voting for Stram Kurs. If you are, you're mentally handicapped.
2019-12-12 17:21
Bruh, if you dont realise that there is an issue with how many middle eastern people flood our country then ur delusional
2019-12-12 17:37
I do see the issue, but I don't hate Middle Eastern people for that reason? It's a fucking minority of them that is fucking everything up for the rest of them.
2019-12-12 17:42
You say that now. But that's what happen in France, and now I'm not safe at all anymore. Black and muslims ppl cause like 95% of problems in Paris, and they are not a minority anymore. While we had asians for decades without any problem. They don't fit with our lifestyle, they are uneducated and violent. I used to vote for left parties, now I go full right
2019-12-12 22:42
clever frenchie, +9999
2019-12-13 20:50
Right wing is the right wing
2020-04-03 23:17
Correct. Let's all be right.
2020-04-05 18:22
"but I don't hate Middle Eastern people for that reason?" for what reason then
2020-04-04 02:03
if I say that in the US I get called a xenophobe :/
2019-12-12 22:52
because you are
2020-04-03 23:19
Ok xenophobe way to revive a 4 month thread
2020-04-04 00:00
Some cunt did it before me dumbass
2020-04-04 00:26
expected from denmark
2020-04-04 05:36
+1 my words
2020-04-04 01:13
ty mens
2020-04-04 01:15
Do you wote Stram Kurs. I think they talk about the "right" things. But i don't like the way they do it. Like burning Quran and talking shit. I think Nye Borgerlige is much better.
2020-04-04 01:18
Voted for venstre Right now id probably go konservative
2020-04-04 01:24
he is baiting
2019-12-12 17:38
I believe the average Stram Kurs voter has an IQ of 75 or below.
2019-12-12 17:38
+1 legit supporting a fascist man wanting to become prime minister. Hmmmmmmmm
2019-12-12 17:39
Jeg ka godt lige at i bliver ved med at skrive engelsk, selvom i alle er Danske 😂
2019-12-12 21:57
yes men)))
2019-12-12 22:06
#113
aizy | 
Denmark Gryde
nice spelling n00b
2019-12-12 22:33
freakin gryde
2019-12-13 20:40
#191
aizy | 
Denmark Gryde
wtf?
2019-12-13 20:42
#192
aizy | 
Denmark Gryde
btw u corrected the wrong misspelling. "Danske" isn't spelled with a capital d like it is in English. Secondly, "i" should be spelled with a capital i when used to describe a group of people.
2019-12-13 20:47
self reply you noooob
2019-12-13 20:54
#197
aizy | 
Denmark Gryde
i know you noob
2019-12-13 20:54
rød grød med fløde #Hvisduikkekunnsedetsålavedeslyenmegetsteez5otilsidst
2020-04-03 20:57
Gryde is lvl 999 hltv user. Gtfo noob
2020-04-03 22:22
#276
aizy | 
Denmark Gryde
yes if that means im lvl 0 brain then its so fucking trueeeee
2020-04-03 23:37
+1
2020-04-03 23:42
#284
aizy | 
Denmark Gryde
appreciate that +1 bud
2020-04-03 23:45
I appreciate you, Dr Pot <3
2020-04-03 23:56
Shut the fuck up, you can't associate a particular party with intelligence you incel.
2019-12-12 17:50
Gotta love a strong, factual argument — you don't seem biased at all.
2019-12-12 17:55
thanks men
2019-12-12 22:17
Fakeflagger change flag
2019-12-12 16:52
nt Randominator
2019-12-12 16:53
w that name?
2019-12-12 17:20
he changed it
2019-12-12 17:21
What lol`?
2019-12-12 17:19
Why does every danish kid think they're a professional gamer if they play on a "gamer" setup and a "gaming" chair?
2019-12-12 16:53
bc parent dont get lose bonus bc they only win
2020-04-03 22:29
will astralis stop winning after zonic retire?
2019-12-12 16:54
Idk, probably not, but I must admit it will be VERY hard finding a replacement
2019-12-12 17:20
do you like norway?
2019-12-12 16:54
Yeah, I have absolutely no problem with Norway at all. Beautiful country.
2019-12-12 17:20
what about sweden?
2020-04-03 23:22
I've got nothing against Sweden as well. I'd love to see them get control over their immigration problem. As a Greek, you'd understand :)
2020-04-03 23:25
why are danes so evil
2019-12-12 17:20
Money makes evil >:D jk, idk buddy.
2019-12-12 17:21
#20
Fors | 
Brazil ricca
how does it feel to live in such nice country
2019-12-12 17:22
I am very grateful for being born and raised in Denmark.
2019-12-12 17:24
#24
Fors | 
Brazil ricca
you are very lucky my bro does it bother you paying such high taxes? i already saw guys from norway and denmark complaining about that
2019-12-12 17:25
Well. The high taxes is what makes it all go around with the "free" healthcare, "free" education etc etc.
2019-12-12 17:27
are you a viking? 😎
2019-12-12 17:23
Nah, not at all. I hate the cold for real.
2019-12-12 17:24
Oh, i got it xD I know this feeling tho, too much cold must be bad as facing more than 30 degrees everyday
2019-12-12 17:30
Well, we're lucky if we get 2-3 months of good weather a year in Denmark. But luckily we're not below 0 degrees celcius throughout the day, only in the nighttime.
2019-12-12 17:35
Are you sure about that? i know its warm this winter but not every year
2019-12-12 22:33
can i sleep in your house? just unitl i get a job, i have german passport
2019-12-12 17:25
Only if you make me Coxinha with cream cheese on a daily basis.
2019-12-12 17:28
sure men, u can fck my ass if u want (no gay)
2019-12-12 17:33
wtff
2019-12-12 17:34
#47
Fors | 
Brazil ricca
how the fuck you know about coxinha
2019-12-12 17:38
people from Denmark can afford to travel to other nations ;) btw love coxinhas
2019-12-12 17:53
They're delicious.
2019-12-12 17:53
#66
Fors | 
Brazil ricca
fair enough
2019-12-12 17:54
Send me your grandma's recipe, I bet it's hella good :D
2019-12-12 18:04
#81
Fors | 
Brazil ricca
both my grandmas never made coxinha for me unfortunately😪😪, only italian food and pao de queijo
2019-12-12 18:07
Never heard of it must be the new trendy shit in copenhagen
2019-12-12 22:34
It's fucking good my man.
2019-12-12 22:36
Make it for me if youre ever in aarhus
2019-12-12 22:43
Am I allowed to be naked underneath the apron?
2019-12-12 22:45
I wouldnt want it in any other way
2019-12-12 22:47
Damn, that's hot. You can paint me like on of your french girls afterwards?
2019-12-12 22:47
why would my girls be french?
2019-12-12 22:49
It was a Titanic pun...
2019-12-12 22:50
theres no french girls in titanic either
2019-12-12 22:50
oh pardon me its been a while since i watched it
2019-12-12 22:51
It's alright, as long as you paint me lying in your black leather couch naked only wearing crocs.
2019-12-12 22:53
crocs are only sexy on fat old guys
2019-12-12 22:54
What if I get the ones with fur inside of them? Would that be turning you on?
2019-12-12 22:54
thats sexy on fat old women
2019-12-12 22:55
Aight. I'll get me a pair of FiveFingers then. This can't by any chance, NOT turn you on!
2019-12-12 22:57
mmmmm baby
2019-12-12 22:57
mmmm daddy
2019-12-12 22:57
#27
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African Union fgxnNn
why danish girl love with my caramel skin color and in even more in love with my D ?
2019-12-12 17:27
Idk, but I doubt anyone loves your grammar.
2019-12-12 17:29
lol
2019-12-13 20:56
Huehue
2019-12-13 21:24
U gay?
2019-12-12 17:28
Nah, sorry. You better find someone else, but good luck searching.
2019-12-12 17:29
So who is gay?
2019-12-12 23:02
Why are u gay?
2020-04-05 18:20
ples horsemaster2000
2020-04-06 15:58
So who is gay?
2020-04-06 20:35
How the hell should I know, degenerate?
2020-04-06 21:48
So you dont perform tha natural obligation of da orda?
2020-04-06 23:10
How racist are the people overthere? When it comes to other European countries, Middle East and Africa. Like honestly. Is it like sweden (either very supportive or really racist) or don't really care? or friendlY==???
2019-12-12 17:29
Fakeflagger spotted. But to answer your question; Denmark is a socialistic country, so the majority of Danes does not have a problem with outcomers. My view is that the Danish people understand that it is a minority of the immigrants/outcomers/refugees/foreigners that makes the trouble and there's just as many if not more Danish people committing crimes etc. Of course you can't avoid the right wing people (my name is a joke btw), they'll always be there.
2019-12-12 17:32
That is not true at all lol. 20 years ago SD gave DF flack for being anti immigration. Now you wont become Statsminister if you dont support a strict immigration police.
2019-12-12 17:39
Well, buddy. DF has always had socialistic points and politics, except for their immigration policy. Nye Borgerlige and Stram Kurs is literally the only two washed up right winger parties. The rest of them is still running on a socialistic basis even tho they're on the "right wing". Also, the immigration police is not ONLY decided from the danish politicians. Since we're licking butt on EU and NATO etc, they also has something to say when it comes to politics.
2019-12-12 17:50
Nato have nothing to do with immigration LOL. Its a fucking military alliance. Everything you just said became irrelevant, BUDDY.
2019-12-12 17:47
This guy doesn't even understand shit about what he's talking about.
2019-12-12 17:49
He was asked about immigration/racisme and he starts talking about socialism and NATO. Like wtf
2019-12-12 17:52
It was wrongly formulated, my bad. My point was that Denmark is also getting impacted from other instances when it comes to politics. We CAN'T do whatever the primeminister (for instance) wants to do.
2019-12-12 17:54
I already said that in the last 20 years, all major parties in Denmark have changed their view on immigration cus most of the voters have. SD only won cus they started in this election campaign to be just as strict as DF, so they won a lot of their voters back. But i dont wanna spend my time arguing with some one from high school, not knowing what the fuck he is talking about.
2019-12-12 17:55
I don't think you got my point at all. And no reason to be toxic wtf? And how is Denmark not a socialistic country? Your "20 years ago" question doesn't really answer this. Our, as you call it "strict" immigration policy is not that strict at all. And how is my view on the question/point not right in the first place? It's true that the majority of the Danish people has no issue with Middle Eastern people. Else Stram Kurs would've got through?
2019-12-12 18:02
Cus you dont know what the fuck you are talking about. But i dont wanna waste more time talking to a 13 year old kid, that just got a 7 in samfundsfag and now thinks he knows everything lol.
2019-12-12 18:05
You never answered properly on my last questions. Here, read them again brainiac; And how is Denmark not a socialistic country? Your "20 years ago" question doesn't really answer this. Our, as you call it "strict" immigration policy is not that strict at all. And how is my view on the question/point not right in the first place? It's true that the majority of the Danish people has no issue with Middle Eastern people. Else Stram Kurs would've got through?
2019-12-12 22:56
Du hiver fandme meget fakta ud af røven
2020-04-05 00:48
#215
mika | 
Denmark JUGi
OMEGALUL 😂
2019-12-13 21:39
My danish brother is right! And u Sir, should stfu - u dont live here
2019-12-12 18:11
Another dane so proud of his 7 in samfundsfag from school, so he thinks he is the smartest of them all huh? Guess you also thinks NATO decides immigration policies?? LOL
2019-12-12 18:17
I am 50% born and raised in Spain, now living in Sweden, that's why the swedish flag. I am just asking that cos Sweden it's seen like a open minded country but in reality a there are a lot of racists people anyway. Sure, most people are open, but some of them are like MakE sWedEn grEAt aGaiNnNNNNnn and some other act like open minded but in reality they are equality racist
2019-12-12 18:43
maybe they dont like violence? There was a 12 year old kid stabbed in the throat and died of the injury just a few days ago
2020-04-03 23:25
Plopski is this you?
2020-04-04 02:09
28% of Danes want the Muslim immigrants to be thrown out of the country. OP has an incredible political bias and seems naive. mm.dk/artikel/hver-fjerde-dansker-muslim..
2019-12-12 17:40
What do you think of Astralis?
2019-12-12 17:31
Well, I like 'em, but I am not a fan of any CS team or whatsoever.
2019-12-12 17:33
Why do you have such an obsession with asking any foreigner ever to say "Rød grød med fløde"?
2019-12-12 17:38
I don't know, Brother Nature. Why do we?
2019-12-12 17:52
I guess its so that we can feel superior to other nations?
2019-12-12 18:08
Danish is Swedish with potato in mouth.
2019-12-12 17:51
Aight :P
2019-12-12 17:52
sweden is a gay version of denmark with ur female beta language
2019-12-12 17:54
LULW
2019-12-12 18:03
XD Hvauuuuu sauuuu duuuuuu Maybe you mean stockholm
2019-12-12 18:04
people in Skåne in Sweden talk almost like danish people... serious question, do you like their accent?
2020-04-03 22:50
#318
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Denmark mindgames
Eh, what? I understand people from Stockholm better than people from Skåne. Maybe it sounds rubbish to you, and so it does for Danes. At least for me...
2020-04-04 01:04
this guy said that swedish sounds like a gay version of denmark.. skåne accent sounds almost the same as danish but with swedish words :D thats why we joke that skåne should belong to denmark :) the people in stockholm can sound like he described when they speak english sometimes though :)
2020-04-04 01:09
#324
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Denmark mindgames
I understand what he said. But how can it sound like Danish if not even I can understand them? :P I guess the joke went over my head. :)
2020-04-04 01:16
#73
JW | 
Sweden gNeJS
I like denmark, ure so far friendly every time i visit cph for a fun night out. But u wanteed a question so here we go: pølse or smørrebrø?
2019-12-12 18:02
Glad to hear that buddy. Are you from Malmö? Pølse. I hate rugbrød, it both smells and taste like bs :P
2019-12-12 18:03
#83
JW | 
Sweden gNeJS
Nah im from Kalmar like 3h from the border, but me and my friends still took the train to DK like once a year over the weekend cuz cph is beautiful and has a great night life. Now i live in Lund so only like 30min away so i can visit it over day, very nice! Rågbröd aint a favorite for me either, feels like smørrebrø without the brø would taste better sometimes.
2019-12-12 18:10
Haha, that's so true buddy! Nice man!
2019-12-12 21:52
#218
mika | 
Denmark JUGi
You guys are so fucking insane. You made smørrebrød to a fucking giant pie. Smörgåstårta 😎 Let’s go to the systembolaget. Let’s hunt some renar Let’s drive into a älg with our Volvo Let’s fucking eat some korv and älg köttbullar. Mad respect to sweden for being the coolest scandinavian country.
2019-12-13 21:54
#232
JW | 
Sweden gNeJS
Smörgåstårta <3 volvo<3 köttbullar<3 Systembolaget</3 Mad respect to you for not hating us when we get drunk and act like 16 year old girls in your capital!
2019-12-15 16:16
Drunk danes are in love with swedish dudes, myself included)
2020-04-04 02:10
Nohomo wtf
2020-04-04 02:11
how it feels to live in a one of the best countries in the world?
2019-12-12 18:04
I think that most danes are very ungrateful and doesnt know how good they have it. If your not fakeflaggin, can i ask about how good it is to live in Kazakhstan?
2019-12-12 18:14
shithole
2019-12-12 18:18
#92
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United States soondead
haha
2019-12-12 18:54
i wasnt calling you
2019-12-12 18:56
#95
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United States soondead
did you? i heard something
2019-12-12 19:00
"Hello, this is Michael your trustworthy Microsoft employee"
2019-12-12 22:51
#144
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Denmark Muamelele
actually good 1 ngl
2019-12-12 22:50
+1
2019-12-12 21:54
#80
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Spain ZephyrBruh
Typical danish food?
2019-12-12 18:06
The danish national dish is roasted pork belly, with fresh potatoes and parsley gravy :) Sounds weird or simple i guess but its so good - makes no sense.
2019-12-12 18:12
#89
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Spain ZephyrBruh
I respect dansk, good taste! Have a good day my nordic friend!
2019-12-12 18:40
u2 brother
2019-12-12 18:44
Should be noted, that in this dish, "Flæskesteg", the skin is roasted to "crackling/pork grinds" while still on the roast, and for generations doing that succesfully that has been the mark of a good cook. The meal is half ruined, if the skin is not crispy.
2020-04-03 22:47
This is the fucking best thing human has ever done to pig!
2020-04-03 22:50
Oh yes. If you can get that roast right, then the sky is the limit. Danes will love you. In hot dog stands they sell sandwiches with slices of that roast on it. A friend worked there and became an expert, so whenever we had gaming night, we would buy the biggest roast in the supermarket, and have him cook it. Those were the days, before he married a vegetarian - great loss for humanity.
2020-04-03 23:19
Flæskestegssandwich is god's gift to the people. Amazing experience everytime.
2020-04-03 23:24
And it MUST have the crispy skin
2020-04-03 23:31
Are you my best friend I've never met?
2020-04-03 23:36
To be honest I like many types of food, but it has to be made right :o)
2020-04-03 23:42
Yeah. I've had some of those so-called "slatne flæskesvær" which was disgusting
2020-04-03 23:43
Takes away your will to live
2020-04-03 23:45
+1
2020-04-03 23:56
okay
2019-12-12 18:57
#96
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Denmark OscarGF
Where do you live? Which part of Denmark?
2019-12-12 19:18
Hell nah, ain't gonna say that :P
2019-12-12 21:54
#181
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Denmark OscarGF
Fair enough.
2019-12-13 00:09
How many come to germany to buy alcohol?
2019-12-12 19:22
I'd say 20+ times
2019-12-12 21:54
The closer to the border, the more often people do that. Mainly beer, not so much wine and liqour. I live in Copenhagen, and only go bordershopping when visiting friend near the border, twice per year. Borderpeople do it every week.
2020-04-03 22:49
R u a fascist
2019-12-12 19:28
Nah, name is a joke. Bad one I guess
2019-12-12 21:54
How much to rent a 2+1 flat in Copenhagen rn? And what's an average starting salary? :)
2019-12-12 21:55
Starting salary depends on your education of course. Copenhagen is many things. You mean like inner Cph?
2019-12-12 21:55
Sure let's say masters in design/engineering range. Yeah inner and outer.. wonder how big is the difference.
2019-12-12 22:06
It's not my strongest subject, but after a little googling, the start salary is on an average 37000 DKK = 4950 Euro. People with 10-20 years of experience is on average between: 7159,14 Euro - 8296,58 Euro. I'm not from Copenhagen so can't tell exact prices but they're very expensive. I have a friend whose renting a room of 12 kvm2 to the price of 5500 DKK 740 Euro a month. There might be some Danish people on the forums who can correct me on both the subjects.
2019-12-12 22:29
What is your subject? Nice but I guess it's before tax which is almost half of it if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, I have a friend there too who was even lucky to find a room in this shared apartment. The accessibility of living is quite tough there.
2019-12-12 22:34
Yeah, its not half. He's friend is paying 5500 for 12 kvm2, only for that room and ofc. the kitchen and bath etc. But it is very normal to pay 4000-6500 for one room 10-20 kvm2 in Copenhagen right now. A 2 bedroom usually cost around 5000-10000 danish crowns. Copenhagen is HELLA expensive. I live in a city in Nordjylland, I pay 4100 kr. for 60 kvm2 and all my friends are going mental because it's so inexpensive conserdering Copenhagen and Århus, and I live in on of the 5 biggest cities in Denmark :) - But the salary of 37.000 kr is 100 % before taxes, which in this case would be around 50-55 % taxrate of 37.000 kr.
2019-12-12 23:08
Yeah, it's before taxes. As mentioned it was just something I found from Google (from 2016 to be more specific). Yeah, he is paying 5500 for the room and he shares bathroom, kitchen and wardrobe with 2 other people.
2019-12-12 23:12
I live in Copenhagen. Wages are only slightly higher, but rent is much higher here. Rent is not just about size, but also neighborhood and is it old or new. Do you own or let? But it´s common to pay 1500 Euros for a decent sized apartment of good quality. It´s also a lot about luck and knowing people. Very often a good opportunity will present itself, but rarely for new buyers. I have a 3 room apartment, where i used to pay 800 for rent and 800 for the loan in the apartment. I have finished paying the loan, so I only pay 800 now. Many people pay that for a single room, like #169. I have 6 years experience as teacher. Last month I made 4930 Euros before tax (precisely same number as mentioned in post 111) and have 3330 Euros in my hand after tax has been paid. With your education as engineer, you would start at that number, and quickly climb to a higher salary. The "over 50% tax" kicks in, when you make over 6000 Euros per month. Not so bad before that.
2020-04-03 23:15
+1 Thanks for being more specific and coming with your own experience. Appreciated post!
2020-04-03 23:17
Found this link about rent control for pre-1992 buildings. 50 square meters is a fairly small 2-room apartment, by the way. renthero.dk/map Note that 7,5kr = 1 Euro, so a 5000kr apartment is 670 Euro.
2020-04-04 10:20
I have been to Denmark for an exchange, The one thing that was really weird for me is that you don't have to make homework or tests for like a really long time. How does that work exactly?
2019-12-12 22:36
University? Gymnasium? What did you attend at?
2019-12-12 22:39
I was there for a week when I was 14. It was the year before they went to other schools,
2019-12-12 22:40
Hm, idk how to answer your question tbh *thinking*
2019-12-12 22:46
In public school you don´t get graded until 8th grade. But there are still tests, so the teacher will know how you´re doing. The teacher decides the amount of homework and assignments, some use it a lot, some not so much.
2020-04-03 23:23
what's the hardest language to learn for typical Dane?
2019-12-12 22:37
I have no idea tbh :P
2019-12-12 22:42
Well deutch is just shit soo. Propably not the hardest language but annying and boring language
2019-12-12 22:46
Yeah. Personally I had a hard time trying to learn German while a lot of other students had an easy time learning it.
2019-12-12 22:47
in Poland in most schools german is 2nd foreign language after english. We have to learn this for 7-8 years ,and no one speaks it xd
2019-12-12 22:55
Yea exactly same in Denmark.
2019-12-13 22:30
Yeah, true, but schools are also starting to offering french and spanish instead of german.
2019-12-13 22:48
On My school i didnt have a choice it was just deutch. If i Could choose from the 3 above i would have probably have chosen french
2019-12-14 15:39
Well, same for my school back in the days. Only german. But now you're given a choice. Same for me. French would be dope
2019-12-14 16:11
Danish/scandinavian are germanic languages, so german is easier to learn than latin-based languages like french. On the other hand, we learn english very quickly, and that is highly influenced by latin. I would say eastern european languages are the most difficult to learn, because we have no reference. School: Some swedish and norwegian taught, but as part of danish lessons. Kids are expected to have some understanding and ability to read those. English from 1st or 2nd grade. German/French from 5th grade. One more language from 7th or 8th grade, could be german or french. High School/Gymnasium Many languages available, even chinese or russian.
2020-04-03 23:29
What do you think about communism growing in dk?
2019-12-12 22:41
I'm not a supporter of communism. And never will be.
2019-12-12 22:43
#200
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Denmark lonnyb
It isn't though... what do you even base this on
2019-12-13 20:59
Couldn't really answer him in any other way than I did since I didn't get quite get it as well.
2019-12-13 21:25
Hello brother. Denmark good country yes?
2019-12-12 22:51
Hello bromigo. Yeah, I'd say so.
2019-12-12 22:53
#170
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Germany KongoOtto
Why are so many scandinavian people such elitist pricks?
2019-12-12 23:25
Damn bruh, sorry :/
2019-12-12 23:48
Why are so many Jermans cheaters?
2020-04-03 22:37
#322
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Germany KongoOtto
because german cs players are fucking idiots
2020-04-04 01:15
2019-12-12 23:47
Damn, Fizik. Your English is really good man! Big ups buddy. First. I am not a big fan of smørrebrød since I don't like & don't eat rugbrød. It's a must-taste if you're visiting Denmark, no doubt. There is a A LOT of different toppings on the rugbrød! Definitely you should go for it! Second. Weather is pretty much the same. Atleast when it comes to the temperature. Remember we're a small country.
2019-12-12 23:52
How did you recognize my English level
2019-12-12 23:53
So I guess what he meant, was that your Danish was really good. And +1 to that. How long time have you studied Danish and why?
2019-12-13 00:29
#175
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Denmark felab
Do you think a franchise league, like overwatch and Lol, has, will be better than the different random tournaments?
2019-12-12 23:49
I haven't really checked up on LoL tbh. I guess the franchisement (if that's a word), brings a lot of money with it, which can help the game develop. Correct me if I am wrong. I don't how I feel about the Overwatch franchisement. It's been years since I played and followed the game. I know very little about it, so can't really make a statement. Good question tho :)
2019-12-12 23:56
help i have diarrhea can you comes over
2019-12-12 23:56
If I can wipe you with my bare hands, I'm down.
2019-12-13 15:23
yasss bb
2019-12-13 15:43
do you think astralis will win blast
2019-12-13 15:27
Odds are 1,25 on them winning the whole thing So I'd say yes
2019-12-13 20:49
why denmark people so toxic for me?
2019-12-13 20:51
#198
aizy | 
Denmark Gryde
they just trooling mens
2019-12-13 20:55
Idk. Danes are toxic to everyone literally
2019-12-13 21:23
but they extreme bro. they think they god and they know all about the game
2019-12-13 21:30
Yup. Typical scandinavian gamer.
2019-12-13 21:31
Sad but true It´s because of Astralis succes, I think
2020-04-03 23:32
And because of the parents breeding spoiled brats.
2020-04-03 23:37
can i come there and work after i graduate?
2019-12-13 20:59
Well, sure. But I guess you'll need to find a job where danish is not needed :P
2019-12-13 21:25
oh fuck i tried to learn a bit danish like a month ago and pronounciation is like hell mens(
2019-12-14 09:38
I could imagine it's hard af for a turkish guy :P
2019-12-14 13:53
How is the weather in Denmark?
2019-12-13 21:25
Right now, it's freezing cold imo. Might be like summer compared to you *giggity* Around 0 degrees celcius now and around 3-5 degrees in the daytime. How about in Finland?
2019-12-13 21:26
It's cold and snowy. Damn, but like once in a week there is +1 celcius
2019-12-13 21:31
Damn bruh. When does the snow disappear? April?
2019-12-13 21:32
around that time
2019-12-13 21:36
Damn bruh.. We haven't got any snow luckily. Might come in January tho
2019-12-13 22:42
snow is fire tho
2019-12-13 23:06
why kill dolphins?
2019-12-13 21:32
Faroe Islands is another thing buddy.
2019-12-13 21:33
1. How are you celebrating Christmas this year? 2. If you had to live in one country in the world that *isn't* Denmark, which would you choose? 3. Why do Danes produce so many good crime shows?
2019-12-13 21:51
1. With my family, having a good time enjoying each others company. 2. I'd love to live in Greece tbh. Worlds most beautiful country imo. 3. I don't know actually. Never thought about that since I haven't watched that many.
2019-12-13 22:45
Sounds good, thanks for the answers :D expected Norway as an answer to #2 honestly. Greece would be a nice country to retire in perhaps, but I would hate to live/work there personally.
2019-12-13 22:46
why are your roads so dark and narrow?
2019-12-13 21:53
So dark? What? Narrow? hmm, idk. Never thought of them being narrow.
2019-12-13 22:46
#229
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Norway at0mic_cs
would you smash dev1ce
2019-12-14 15:40
Lol what.
2019-12-14 16:11
i thought you were greek. why don't you support your local club
2020-04-03 22:24
I am :) But I've been living here on and off for many years now. I've put a lot of effort into understand danish traditions, the system, the people, even the language I speak almost fluently
2020-04-03 22:27
ok i'll let it slide then )
2020-04-03 22:27
Thank you, kompis. I've started to understand a little swedish now because of the danish language. On text, not when you speak tho.
2020-04-03 22:28
that's good but i don't you'll get much further than that. i understand written danish but have a really hard time when it's spoken
2020-04-03 22:29
It's weird for me to understand. I am the language on text is so familiar in many ways but the way it gets pronounced in either danish or swedish, is so far away from each other.
2020-04-03 22:30
irl or online? i agree with you but i suspect it may vary quite a bit. if you live in copenhagen and meet a lot of people from malmø the communication surely should be a lot easier than if you were talking to me, as i'm from stockholm. i don't think we'd understand each other very well at all
2020-04-03 22:35
I've only been speaking with 2 persons from Malmö. Can't really say more. I had to make them talk really slow and pronounce words so I could better understand them. I mean, online I wouldn't understand because when you speak swedish between to swedes, it's really fast obviously, so that's a huge no-go when it comes to understanding.
2020-04-03 22:41
yeah, and their accent is fairly close to danish and skåne has historical and current ties to denmark that rest of sweden doesn't. kinda like a lot of western swedes have an easier time understanding norwegian. i suspect they might have thrown in some danish words into the mix as well, and not spoken pure swedish i understand the context of danish conversations and can follow them fairly well, but if i'd speak to a dane my age i'd use english. i don't think it would take more than a few months of living in denmark tho to be able fully understand the language. you probably wouldn't struggle as much with swedish if you lived here only for a month or two. the differences are mostly in terms of pronunciation
2020-04-03 22:47
where are you from
2020-04-03 22:28
2020-04-03 22:28
ok
2020-04-03 22:29
When they say your average salary is something like 3k per month, how much is it after taxes? I guess people have an advanced english, but is it common in workplaces or everybody loves danish?
2020-04-03 22:34
From a quick google search the average salary in Denmark in 2018 was 3650 euro per month. If I am not wrong, the tax % is 44,9. And another 8% tax to the labor market (i don't know if that is the correct word, but I hope you get the point). It's around 50 (+/-) for the average income and if you're a person earning a solid income, you'll have to pay top tax rate, which is 9% more tax. If anyone is far more clever on this topic, feel free to add in.
2020-04-03 22:48
You dont just pay the max tax rate on your whole salary. You use a ratio for that. People who say they pay 50% tax are stupid.
2020-04-04 06:07
#261
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China Trivago
How is studying in university there ? Is it worth to go there if you are foregin student ?
2020-04-03 23:18
Can you be more specific in your question and I'll happily do my best to answer your question, buddy. And where are you from? Just for comparison. When it comes to foreign students, I can only speak of Greek exchange students. I really do understand them coming to Denmark to study. First of all, it's free in Denmark. Second, you're getting paid a solid amount of state education grant which in Greece is money you're usually getting from parents, grandparents or other family members or taking a loan. Third, from my own experience, the teachers do a really good job to make sure everyone understands and gives a lot of advices when it comes to making your assignments, which I haven't experienced in Greece. It was MANY years ago, when I went to university in Greece, so things could've changed.
2020-04-03 23:23
#350
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China Trivago
Well, I'm from Slovakia (middle europe) and I would like to study there soon. The thing I am worried about is the money. I am afraid I won't have enough money to pay for housing and food etc. Should I be worried about that ? Next thing would be teachers and teaching in general. Is it easy to understand the lesson even if you are coming from non-english speaking country ? I see you said it is kinda good but I would like to dive deeper into that.
2020-04-04 13:58
I didn't finish my time in the university because I found something else that was more interesting to me. I was there for a year and I found it quite alright when the classes were in English. So if your English is up-to-date, you should be fine buddy. About housing, you're probably gonna get put in a dorm or a "student apartment", which is affordable with the SU (state education grant - which is 5800 DKK (780 euro)) You're probably gonna need to have a job to make it possible to go out and have a social life.
2020-04-04 15:25
#352
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China Trivago
Is the housing good for its price ? I mean in my country there are shit student apartments, so I want to know if it is pretty nice for the money you spend on it.
2020-04-04 17:59
I'd say some of them are really exclusive. There's A LOT of new student apartments getting build and many of them are only 1-5 years old, so they're in good conditions.
2020-04-04 18:19
#354
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China Trivago
Thanks mate ! Now, I am probably going to study there :D
2020-04-04 21:00
Well. Talk with whoever you're supposed to talk with about moving here. I know the state will help you with finding a place to live anywhere near your university. It's been many since I did it, so there might have been some changes to it.
2020-04-04 21:10
#356
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China Trivago
Also, one more question... Where did you study ? In which city that is.
2020-04-04 22:03
I studied in Odense at SDU (Syddansk Universitet). A LOT of young people in this city and a lot of exchange students.
2020-04-05 00:33
#360
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China Trivago
Do you recommend to study there or some other city ?
2020-04-05 11:22
Yeah. I would recommend Odense, no doubt. Either, Odense, Aarhus or Copenhagen. :)
2020-04-05 13:47
#362
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China Trivago
Thanks mate !
2020-04-05 18:03
What are Denmarks 3 biggest problems right now? (In your opinion)
2020-04-03 23:27
To be honest, there is a lot of different problems in Denmark. But the country does fine and I couldn't be more happy about living in Denmark. I am grateful. My mind is pretty much on the problems in Greece at the moment. My focus has not really been on Danish news. But 3 quick ones would probably be (there's probably bigger problems, but can't really think of any right now): 1. Rasmus Paludan motivating kids and young people to join the far right wing through his YouTube content which is very tunnel visioned. I am not left-winged myself, but this is not okay in anyway imo. 2. Not enough people with jobs. Too many living off the tax payers' money. 3. Housing market (?)
2020-04-03 23:41
What's the correct recipe for Frikasdellers? Is it pure pork or mixed veal & pork?
2020-04-03 23:43
Pork - as far as I know. But you can make them however you want to.
2020-04-03 23:45
Really? A Dane told me you have to use a mix of veal and pork. Anyway, they're delicious. That rotkal and brown sauce is delicious too.
2020-04-03 23:52
It's really good. Sadly many make them with cheap mince which makes them swim in fat. Those taste like shit. Better spend a little extra to get better mince and have more taste!
2020-04-03 23:57
Both works but original are only pork
2020-04-03 23:52
+1
2020-04-03 23:57
#292
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Brunei BruneiMen
Who is the best Danish user? And why is it GucciLele?
2020-04-04 00:00
oksemaster
2020-04-04 00:07
#295
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Brunei BruneiMen
Bro i have helped you with your danish homework so many times.. Wtf?? This is what i get????????
2020-04-04 00:08
Uhm... What's wrong?
2020-04-04 00:09
#297
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Brunei BruneiMen
You doing me hella dirty
2020-04-04 00:09
Look at #293 I'll bring some souvenirs for you when I come 😎
2020-04-04 00:10
#299
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Brunei BruneiMen
Too late.. Go hang with Oksemaster(((
2020-04-04 00:11
Why don't you like him?
2020-04-04 00:11
#302
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Brunei BruneiMen
GucciLele>Oksemaster
2020-04-04 00:12
I have no idea who GucciLele is
2020-04-04 00:12
#304
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Brunei BruneiMen
0/8
2020-04-04 00:14
I've helped him as well. FeelsBadMan. I'll hang with you then!
2020-04-04 00:30
#313
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Brunei BruneiMen
Yeah, fuck that guy.. But sure we can hang men))) U can join the discord if you want? 😎
2020-04-04 00:32
What discord?
2020-04-04 00:39
Prøv at se 😎 m.imgur.com/a/wfSF0od Det skal være min første gang i Danmark
2020-04-04 00:07
Hey man. Congrats! I know you've worked hard!
2020-04-04 00:29
#305
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Ukraine XBOCT<3
Do you like snus? ? Is it common in DK? Thanks men))
2020-04-04 00:22
I smoke, but do snus from time to time. I think it's pretty popular in the younger generations.
2020-04-04 00:29
#328
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Ukraine XBOCT<3
Which one is your favourite?
2020-04-04 01:47
Siberia, no doubt.
2020-04-04 01:47
#338
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Ukraine XBOCT<3
Nice men))) My favourite is LYFT.
2020-04-04 02:11
Aight. I like the "freshness" of LYFT, but I hate that it gets soaking wet after a few minutes and it's pretty mild :D
2020-04-04 02:27
#306
mika | 
Denmark JUGi
Imagine making a HLTV thread called “I’m from Denmark AMA” without knowing shit about your own fucking country. Must be fucking embarrassing.
2020-04-04 00:23
Be chill, flatface
2020-04-04 00:28
#320
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Turkey Nice_Turk
What hair color and eye color?
2020-04-04 01:14
Black and dark brown.
2020-04-04 01:47
Pure dane?
2020-04-04 01:16
magisk or dev1ce?
2020-04-04 01:53
might be a dumb question but are the astralis boys like celebrities there? are you guys proud of having the best csgo team?
2020-04-04 02:03
They arent top 1 tho
2020-04-04 06:03
the best team to ever play the game, doesn't matter if they aren't #1 right now.
2020-04-04 06:58
#366
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Denmark Skejzen
70% of the people know who they are. when astralis won major in 2017 they got a lot of attention. Even the prime minister know them and even tweetet watching them play.
2020-04-06 13:12
Where do you get the best gyros in Copenhagen? Deligreco, The fat greek, Ellas?
2020-04-04 02:19
do you speak danish
2020-04-06 15:59
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1.33
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2.14
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1.66
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