Send her a video where you touch and slap another girl's butt
”Im not interested in you anymore. Like I want to break up because I dont really love you. Im only staying cuz of sexual matter lol”
tell her hltv said that there are more fish in the sea, go fast men)))
Just play to her "no woman no cry" and dab outta the room.
tell her u got a friend from denmark who will take her
I'm sorry, but I'm breaking up with you
Do you have mutual friends ? If no be an asshole she breaks up eventually.
If yes its gonna be tricky because you dont want to damage your reputation for future gf prospects.
Just be straight forward. Telling it vaguely only makes it worse, if you tell them directly and like really forward, atleast they will get the message.
For fun, say that the time you had together was great, and that's it's just time for each of us to move on.
Also, please don't use text as a way to break up. Tell her in person
fake your death and respawn 2 weeks later
Just be completely honest with her. Things might suck but it'll be easier to get over for both of you if you're mature and honest with her.
You got this man, the sooner you're apart the sooner you can both start to move on to new things.
tell her you're an astalis fan
Yo, you filthy fat whore. I'm breaking up with you since you're hella stupid and always talking a lot of bullshit. I am gonna fuck (insert her best friends name here). Later biaaaaatch.
Can't have girlfriend issues if no girlfriend 😎😎😎 )))
Tell her you are done, no need to make it too hard.
Tell her that you want to break up, tell her more if she asks. Dont make this a problem for yourself.
Implying that a girl would be interested in someone who browses HLTV