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FELLOW SCANDINAVIANS COME
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Sweden smartest_mens_on_hltv 
Do you think Scandinavia/Norden should form one single nation? strawpoll.me/19092764
2019-12-16 10:04
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#1
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Norway h0k0n0n 
No
2019-12-16 10:07
yes men)))
2019-12-16 10:08
ez become superpower
2019-12-16 10:08
#75
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Denmark c0re_ 
Greta will be our supreme leader
2019-12-16 17:25
#170
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Ukraine blingg 
wtf mens))
2019-12-19 08:29
#171
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Denmark c0re_ 
ALL HAIL GRETA
2019-12-19 08:48
#4
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Sweden FocuseD 
Nope, but a military alliance would be good!
2019-12-16 10:08
#5
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Sweden flippig 
We kind of have one no? Atleast with finland I think?
2019-12-16 10:11
#6
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Sweden FocuseD 
Is that one official? But yeah we have some good relations with Finland. But I wish that we could cooperate with nordic countries more
2019-12-16 10:38
#14
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Sweden flippig 
I googled and there is something called Nordefco where the nordic countries coorporate "Nordefco (Nordic Defence Cooperation) är ett samarbete mellan alla de nordiska länderna inom försvarsområdet. Syftet är att stärka ländernas egna försvar, hitta synergieffekter och att främja effektiva lösningar. Samarbetet bedrivs på både militär och politisk nivå och omfattar exempelvis samarbete kring utbildning och övning, logistik, internationella insatser och materiel."
2019-12-16 11:16
THATS NOT ENGLISH THIS IS AN INTERNATIONAL SITE
2019-12-16 11:40
#48
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Sweden flippig 
You're smart figure it out
2019-12-16 11:55
#73
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Denmark c0re_ 
Google translate exist for a reason mr. Sauer
2019-12-16 17:24
That's not my name Mr. Pølse
2019-12-16 17:29
#81
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Denmark c0re_ 
Nt mr. bratwürst
2019-12-16 17:35
.... I am not from Thüringen.. I am your neighbour.
2019-12-16 17:43
#160
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Denmark c0re_ 
True, but you do have some kick ass sausages... don’t deny it, best sausage EU is found in DE
2019-12-17 17:25
I know that german wurst best wurst, but I live in the state bordering denmark, in SH and thats not where these wursts come from that are known around the world ;(
2019-12-17 17:49
#165
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Denmark c0re_ 
too bad mens, come to Denmark, we have second best medister
2019-12-17 22:15
in summer :)
2019-12-17 22:18
Yeah, we got an official alliance which is good as our culture, language and economy are close to each other.
2019-12-16 14:00
#71
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Sweden FocuseD 
With Finland? Ehh no we don´t have anything in common culture or language-wise. The languages themselves are hugely different, they are not even from the same language group. Swedish is Indo-European and Finnish is a part of the Finn-Ugric group. The Finnish culture is widely different the only similarities are with northern swedes but otherwise our cultures are very different. But I am happy that there is an official alliance
2019-12-16 17:22
Wrong reply :) i was takling about the alliance norway-sweden-denmark
2019-12-17 00:11
#86
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Sweden FocuseD 
Oh! That make sense xD
2019-12-17 08:33
#111
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Europe Niko0 
Eh, excuse me, but asides from language our culture is fairly similar, most likely because similar living conditions. Even the finnish folklore Kalevala is actually based on same basis that Norse mythology.
2019-12-17 09:55
#121
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Sweden FocuseD 
Really? I thought you had your own pagan religion that was not similar at all to the Norse one. Hmm, guess I was wrong then =)
2019-12-17 10:26
#134
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Europe Niko0 
Yes you were. Even the finnish mytology god Ukko shares many similarities with norse Thor. Tyrsas in finnish mytology is almost the same as norse's Tyr. And Tuonela is same as Hellheim. Our history is actually tied together pretty tight, even if its not common knowledge these days.
2019-12-17 12:51
#168
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Sweden FocuseD 
Ok, thanks for clarifying.
2019-12-18 08:32
Sweden Gay XD
2019-12-17 13:43
We've been trying to push the whole Nordic military alliance thing in recent years, but you guys have been a bit reluctant. At least that's how it is portrayed here. We don't like NATO, and alliance with the Nordics would be the best option for us.
2019-12-17 09:52
#122
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Sweden FocuseD 
Yeah, it is our stupid government that can't make up their mind about the military. They don´t like Nato but apparently don´t want to enter an alliance with you guys or Norway/Denmark.
2019-12-17 10:28
Nordic countries -sweden would be nice ngl
2019-12-16 10:40
#8
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Finland Autisthicc 
fish pussy
2019-12-16 10:40
Joo 😩😏
2019-12-16 10:49
#72
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Sweden FocuseD 
But instead of the Swedish Empire like in 1700 let's call it something else. Like The Hockey Union =D Edit: Oh you said -Sweden Wtf dude =P
2019-12-16 17:29
#102
mertz | 
Denmark V1tus 
what the fuck is finland doing here, it said "fellow SCANDINAVIANS come here" y'all people not from scandinavia
2019-12-17 09:17
#104
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Finland santedek 
Yeah we arent part of that shithole, luckily
2019-12-17 09:30
#106
mertz | 
Denmark V1tus 
good luck with your new prime minister
2019-12-17 09:32
Finland's northern parts (almost half of Lapland) is part of the Scandinavian peninsula
2019-12-17 10:06
#127
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Finland santedek 
She wasnt elected by the people, this goverment will break soon
2019-12-17 11:02
Lets play fortnite?
2019-12-17 13:44
#174
Sweden PPH 
Don't worry if we all would unite the cucks of sweden would be a minority and die of pretty quickly In case of war they can even be used in the front lines as cannon fodder
2019-12-19 08:54
Yes and Balkan countries + Greece + Romania would create one good big country that will destroy evil Turkey in no time.
2019-12-16 10:52
Your country is always against us , even if we forgived you for the past .
2019-12-16 11:18
nt backstabber
2019-12-16 11:19
LOLOL turkey aint going down anytime soon or in the near future even if all of Europe came against them they would still be able to win
2019-12-16 11:23
I dont know if you are kebab fakeflager , but Turkey cant win even against us lol.
2019-12-16 11:25
HAHAH kebab fake flagger no im not a fakr flagger but turkey has the army the technology and planes/tanks/boats to win against Britain which they did in the 2. world war with old weapons and planes while the brits had the best of the best planes and weapons en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_o..
2019-12-16 11:28
Obviously you are comar lol Turkey can win easy USA too
2019-12-16 11:30
Eu and usa is two different things no against the usa they don't stand a chance and against eu they have a chance
2019-12-16 11:34
Dude obviously you have no idea about several things , i will said you one though In military matters techonology , for example : Turkey have old F-16 aircrafts , same we , no matter if we have 500 f-16 just 50 f-35 can destroy them . Quess now , every NATO county have Eurofighters-f-35 etc etc , go winn with f-16 . This is 2020 not 1920
2019-12-16 11:38
turkey bought some s400 (air defense) which will shoot down f-35 jets 50-75 km before they reach turkeys borders and spot them from a 150-200 km radius. Thats why the US and turkey isn't on good terms with each other turkey bought them from russia because usa wouldn't give it to them
2019-12-16 11:41
Hahahhahah ok now i am sure , you are Comar f-35 its 5th generation STEALTH No one can SPOT them , and thats the reason why NNATO dont give f-35 to Turkey , cause Turkey have S-400 too , SO all the hidden technology will known to Ruskies . I dont answer anymore you dont have idea about reality Probably you didnt joined military at all lol
2019-12-16 11:46
lol they can spot the stealth ones too "The S-400 radars will be able to observe the F-35 “in all its flight profiles, thus being able to identify weak spots in stealth capability"
2019-12-16 12:56
I feel like a speak to a rock lol You are comar, its waste of time. Turkey is superpower and can destroy Europe .
2019-12-16 13:39
#103
mertz | 
Denmark V1tus 
nt bad economy greece, your country doesnt even have the money to buy F-35's or anything else. Your economy is so shit you almost were declared bankrupt, a whole country declared bankrupt...
2019-12-17 09:23
Dude you are Turkish lol . You work for 200 euros per month . Lol
2019-12-17 15:34
#169
mertz | 
Denmark V1tus 
bich u blind?
2019-12-19 08:27
I dont know why Russia and other countries sell this weapon to 3rd world countries Why make other countries strong with your technology? I would not make Turkey strong, they cant invent their own stuff Anyway Turkey good defence, but OFFENCE would never work cause of guerilla factor and many others They could not invade a whole continent But they are top top in defence and army
2019-12-17 08:58
Never did I say they could invade a whole continent and turkey isn't a 3rd world country and they do produce their own helies, artillery, tanks, jets and guns too they're not allowed to produce air defense only russia and the us
2019-12-17 11:22
Tell me 1 Turkish jet or one Turkish tank . Obviously Turkey is 3 rd world , you have dictatorship lol
2019-12-17 15:35
I had no idea you arabs were that easy to manipulate. Imagine thinking that turkey's ISIS army stands a chance against UK/France/Germany lool.
2019-12-16 12:11
Its about education.
2019-12-16 13:40
#79
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Denmark c0re_ 
Yeah.... nope, we have wonderful education, this dude either fake flagging or 3rd grade dropout - as if turkey would stand even the slightest chance against the full wrath of EU.
2019-12-16 17:29
No Dane would write about Turkey in that way... there are 3 options. 1) Troll 2) Fakeflag 3) Immigrant living in Denmark
2019-12-17 09:56
Fakeflager Arab That’s all Proud Kebab with Danish flag
2019-12-17 16:05
#161
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Denmark c0re_ 
You clearly don’t know that many Danes then
2019-12-17 17:26
I know almost only Danes. And its quite obvious this guy is an immigrant if he actually lives in Denmark
2019-12-17 18:29
xaxaxa stay mad arab
2019-12-17 08:37
You went with Nazis when they attacked us We are backstabbers?? Wtf the only real friend of us was Zivkov before 20 years.
2019-12-16 11:24
Nt traitor, creating union with Serbia and Romania against eventual Bulgarian attack. 😡😡 Fight like real men 1v1
2019-12-16 11:26
You understand that you attacked us first rightt?? You expect to just stay back and wait ?? I hope you are baiting about this 1vs 1 thing . Anyway Balkan should be unite, bbut YOUR country its always against.
2019-12-16 11:28
NT, Bulgaria is always the Problem 0/8 Serbia attacked Bulgaria 1885 during our Unification with Eastern Roumelia whilst the whole Bulgarian army was situated on the Turkish border waiting eventual Turkish attack because we are taking their territory not Serbian. 20 days later, the Serbian Government licked Austrian Hungarian boots because the Bulgarian army was in the center of Serbia kicking Serbs asses and they were close to total destruction so the Austro-Hungarians said that if we do not stop, they will intervene. Before the First Balkan war, there was a contract if we win against the Ottoman Empire which parts will be added to which country and of course after the war even though Bulgarians fought the biggest battles in that war were fucked up by Serbs and Russians, Serbs said, "We are not giving anyone back what we conquered" although there was a contract signed a year ago. And Serbs started brainwashing the population of nowadays NOrthern Macedonia that they are not Bulgarians. During the Second Balkan war Serbs had to lick again this time Russian boots after the Bulgarian army started counter offensive on every front and the Russian Government forced Romania to intervene. But both Romania and Serbia got what they deserved in WW1 Bulgarians were the majority in the Balkans, that is proven by Ottoman sources from that time, the strongest army on the Balkans at that time. Amazing times, we would have whooped all your asses 1v1
2019-12-16 11:35
Dude , i dont care about your copy/paste Bulgaria was always against Greece(except Zivkov ) You backstabed us 2 times with Turks and Nazis , even with that we are still friends Even now, before 2 days, your Prime Minister went with Turkey side
2019-12-16 11:35
What were you doing when you allowed Antente forces to attack Bulgaria in WW1 from your territory?
2019-12-16 11:40
You wanted Thessaloniki dude You expect to say YES?? Get your facts straight
2019-12-16 11:42
And who cares about that mafiot PM? Everyone knows he is involved in illegal businesses transporting cigarettes from Bulgaria to the Middle East and the route is from Turkey, that's why he said that because they would cut that route. 90% of the Bulgarians are with Greece.
2019-12-16 11:43
We are close to war with Turkey , we asked him (like Zivkov before 20 years) to remove our army from our borders with you so we can full wait kebabs . And he speaked and took the side of Erdogan . Bulgarians are with us ok, but we still have to keep army at borders. Only zivkov was good and frienndly , every Greek know him.
2019-12-16 11:49
Ok commie
2019-12-16 12:11
You like Zhivkov because you are equally hating the Turks
2019-12-16 12:18
Maybe So we start from your point We cant make a Balkan Union as far your nation cant decide if you are Balkan OR puppet of Turks.
2019-12-16 12:33
Then we exclude Greece and we are ok with the Balkan union
2019-12-16 12:50
Weak union then
2019-12-16 18:58
#119
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Turkey 0vercast 
Reading your wet dreams is hilarious :D Please dont stop :D By the way you have no chance against Turkey even though all Balkan and Greece unite :)
2019-12-17 10:15
We can alone dude . We did it in history we can do it now too .
2019-12-17 16:07
#37
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Luxembourg hagix 
orospu cocugu whats your problem with us we dont even have any relations with your shit country slav inbred
2019-12-16 11:38
#11
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Finland Qurko 
yes, but we would need ethnic cleansing for perfect nation :)
2019-12-16 10:56
True
2019-12-16 11:00
#15
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Sweden flippig 
Send racists to russia and we are good
2019-12-16 11:16
#19
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Finland Qurko 
send mamut to gulag and we are good
2019-12-16 11:18
#50
aslak | 
Finland SunMutsi 
+1
2019-12-16 12:00
+1
2019-12-17 08:56
#105
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Finland santedek 
+1
2019-12-17 09:31
#69
Dosia | 
Russia Rapu 
Hitler said the same things.
2019-12-16 14:00
no, maybe if sweden enslaves the other countries. because sweden > all
2019-12-16 11:01
Anschluss
2019-12-16 11:17
#76
Aleksib | 
Finland Mamppa 
Muhammeds already enslaved sweden
2019-12-16 17:26
#112
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Europe Niko0 
+1
2019-12-17 09:56
#77
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Sweden FocuseD 
Back to the Stormaktstiden?
2019-12-16 17:26
#18
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United States FrothaJuan 
I voted
2019-12-16 11:18
>:C
2019-12-16 11:20
#22
oBo | 
United States FrothaJuan 
JK
2019-12-16 11:21
mens((
2019-12-16 11:35
Who in their right mind would want to political unite with Sweden.
2019-12-16 11:27
#32
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Finland ThroneB 
Fennoscandinavia -sweden yes good
2019-12-16 11:33
Just join nordfront you dumbkids
2019-12-16 11:35
Yeah join this 20 iq peasant joke of an organisation
2019-12-17 08:57
+1 it's actual larpers =D
2019-12-17 11:11
same goals as i see from scandinavians on hltv like this op
2019-12-17 12:08
would you join an organisation run by the likes of people on HLTV?
2019-12-17 13:01
Hell no, but as I can see some people here would
2019-12-17 13:27
Except from the whole Nazi thing but sure.
2019-12-17 13:03
well check out this thread hltv.org/forums/threads/2206984/scandina.. most of scandinavians there want actually the same stuff as nordfront wants
2019-12-17 13:36
If all Swedes were Nazis they would have gotten more votes. They’re not even in the Riksdag.
2019-12-17 13:41
The nazis are hiding on 4chan, where they get turned on everytime someone says the nword.
2019-12-17 17:28
#39
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Luxembourg hagix 
Kids on hltv should decide that right lol
2019-12-16 11:39
I didn’t say decide.
2019-12-17 13:05
Why would anyone want to be in a country with Sweden/Swedes?
2019-12-16 11:49
#175
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Sweden NIPTOP1ERA 
who would want to be together with russia? no one its a poor shit country, ugly language and dumb people
2019-12-19 08:59
Not from Russia, so idc
2019-12-19 11:13
#177
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Sweden NIPTOP1ERA 
mmm pussy fakeflagger
2019-12-19 11:18
#49
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Norway Nikki_96 
noo theres too many imigrants in swedistan & greta but idm swedes
2019-12-16 11:58
greta kinda hot doe
2019-12-16 13:42
#70
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Norway Nikki_96 
FBI OPEN UP maybe if you are like 16 yo kid probably
2019-12-16 15:37
#54
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Norway RealErk 
HAHAHA, no.
2019-12-16 12:28
#80
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Denmark c0re_ 
Yes men, you give us green water power, we give you wind and Sweden can be the retarded cousin
2019-12-16 17:33
#60
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Switzerland hosken 
we don't have to
2019-12-16 13:40
Norwegians don't want that because we have money and others don't
2019-12-16 13:41
#62
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Germany BIG2020 
can you take us in if we change flag? upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/t..
2019-12-16 13:42
Go for it
2019-12-17 09:14
#64
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Iceland Real_Nordic 
iceland included?
2019-12-16 13:42
If you want to :)
2019-12-17 09:14
#65
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Bulgaria b0xeR4et0 
Yes, stupid swedish idiots need to be fucked by the danes again!!!!!!!
2019-12-16 13:43
Sure why not, but I would exclude finland atleast norway denmark and sweden can understand each other and eventually develope a common language. Finland obviously can't be taught Sweden tried that for several hundred years and they still speak in mumin
2019-12-16 13:44
#107
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Finland cuntycorn 
Hey that wasn't very nice of you =( we would like to join the party mens
2019-12-17 09:37
Have at it then! All are welcome!
2019-12-17 09:45
#118
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Finland cuntycorn 
NIce! Where should we invade first? I'd say Russia. Wiping them off would be a good demonstration of our power and we would get access to nukes. There's also a lot of people and industry to be used in the future military missions. After Russia we should take on UK and then we can attack Europe from three directions. It would be taken under control in 2024 at latest. Then we have still a couple major threats: US and China. We should ally with china and then Norwegians can invent a torskburger to be sold in the US. Then we slowly transit our troops into the us soil in the torsk containers so we can attack from the inside and they are not able to use their defence systems. After we got the us we would be such a superpower that taking over the rest of the world would be like a walk in the park.
2019-12-17 10:13
I don’t think we would have a sufficient army for a Russian assault. Germany would be a better first target.
2019-12-17 10:36
#128
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Finland cuntycorn 
No no, the Norwegian ski squad attacks from the north, we finns take karelia and icelanders land in the east. You place a sub in st. petersburg's harbour to stop their naval activities and supply us with volvo trucks. It's will not be easy but it can be done.We should be sieging moscow by the spring and we let them starve to death like they did during the soviet regime. Germany would be good target otherwise but its in the middle of everything and we don't want to defend so many fronts.
2019-12-17 11:05
Perhaps we would succeed
2019-12-17 11:50
#115
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Europe Niko0 
Thats racist sir. Most of finnish people can speak decent sweden. And the language would be a barrier between all nordic countries neverless, even though you have some similar words.
2019-12-17 10:00
Well isn't it something like only 300K of finns can speak Swedish and it's decreasing with every generation as other languages become more populare (and rightfully so knowing Swedish won't really help you lol) and the diffrences between Norwegian, danish and swedish really aren't that big if we're being honest
2019-12-17 10:17
Doesn’t matter because everyone speaks English.
2019-12-17 10:36
#135
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Europe Niko0 
I dont think that number is correct. Even i, who almost failed swedish classes can speak Swedish enough to be understood. With time we all could develope multilangual skills depending which part of nordic's we live, and even combine them all.
2019-12-17 12:54
As long as someone else leads this time
2019-12-16 13:46
#74
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Denmark c0re_ 
Yes men, Greta will be our supreme leader
2019-12-16 17:24
#82
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Ukraine ksay 
only swedes voting YES expected
2019-12-16 17:37
Bring back Denmark-Norway. We will take back Iceland as well. If Sweden is ready for a change, I guess they can join under our terms... Margrethe the Second can lead the Kalmar Union v. 2.0.
2019-12-17 08:39
kek
2019-12-17 13:10
Uhm, from a financial standpoint the Nordic Union as one country makes sense. However, the logistics costs of making it happen would be massive, and I doubt most of the people would want it either even if it would potentially raise the living standard even furter. Also there's the obvious problem with the Norwegians and their oil which I doubt they'd like to share.
2019-12-17 08:47
Yes but oil will not be relevant in the future. It's pretty funny that norway is the leading electric car country but also sells so much oil to other countries
2019-12-17 08:57
I was more thinking of their stockpiles of funds from said oil money. Their oil funds are the second richest hedge fund in the world. Funnily enough, none of that money is invested in oil as far as I know.
2019-12-17 09:06
That is true. But what happens when they run out of that oil money?
2019-12-17 09:08
It's a hedge fund, it's mostly invested into other companies to grow it beyond what they have now.
2019-12-17 09:11
#90
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United States Who_cars_mens 
I thought it’s already United lol. By the way there are a lot finish ppl in Denmark and Swedistan , also as swedistanish ppl in norway and etc
2019-12-17 08:50
In a sense, but the Nordic Union as a country rather than a loose union between 5 countries would be way stronger.
2019-12-17 09:12
#95
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Norway Trip^^ 
No.
2019-12-17 09:03
Sweden gay
2019-12-17 09:47
#114
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Europe Niko0 
United States of Nordic would be nice. It would actually benefit all of us, and even Iceland would fit in. With united military, even the ruskis wouldnt want to come close to border. Revolution time?
2019-12-17 09:58
#117
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Europe Niko0 
Also i think the biggest problem would be the royal families not wanting to give up all their power and become democratic.
2019-12-17 10:03
No royal families have power. They are simply a symbol.
2019-12-17 10:38
#133
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Europe Niko0 
They have, but not much, but giving up even that little would hurt
2019-12-17 12:46
#123
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Netherlands Im_gaaayyy 
Germany, austria and Italy unite! Must fight the communists !
2019-12-17 10:28
if yes i gonna become scandinavian, mens))
2019-12-17 13:07
nice dream, all the 5country unify together and gdp still not big enough, slightly exceed russia.
2019-12-17 13:11
Not big enough? For what?
2019-12-17 13:20
A population of 25 million people and gdp on pair with Russia. I would say that's pretty "good".
2019-12-17 13:48
Why? We have fought wars for decades over territory and independence. There is no reason to unite. It's a childish idea
2019-12-17 13:42
yes Scandistan kalifad
2019-12-17 13:47
Just go to the border and yell : ANSCHLUSS. Works 10/10.
2019-12-17 13:47
+1
2019-12-17 14:04
Yes, Kinda like the us with different states
2019-12-17 15:34
no bcs norway is too stupid for denmark and sweden
2019-12-17 15:37
#166
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United States sorcrcrc 
yes, that would make me horney
2019-12-17 22:16
Absolutely not.
2019-12-19 08:50
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