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I am on a 17 hour flight
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Cyprus Maybenormal 
What do i do
2020-01-04 11:50
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AMA on hltv
2020-01-04 11:51
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#5
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Cyprus Maybenormal
Ok ama
2020-01-04 11:53
11 replies
How long will your flight take?
2020-01-04 11:57
2 replies
Idk i forgot
2020-01-04 11:58
1 reply
its okay mens
2020-01-04 11:59
how big is your D?
2020-01-04 18:24
7 replies
It's in the average range
2020-01-04 18:25
6 replies
Average for what race?
2020-01-05 14:16
5 replies
I'm pretty sure for everyone
2020-01-05 16:38
4 replies
World average? Thats not so much :(
2020-01-05 16:45
3 replies
Isn't world average 13-17 cm
2020-01-05 23:29
2 replies
no
2020-01-06 00:03
1 reply
What is it then
2020-01-06 04:39
To Australia, to Houston, to Brazil or to South Africa?
2020-01-04 11:52
9 replies
#3
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Cyprus Maybenormal
From New Zealand to Dubai
2020-01-04 11:53
8 replies
Watch some tv show.. Chernobyl is 5 hours...
2020-01-04 11:54
5 replies
#9
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Cyprus Maybenormal
I'll probably sleep for 8 hours and then just fuck around for the remaining 6 since ive been flying for 3 hours already
2020-01-04 11:58
4 replies
did you get drafted for ww3
2020-01-04 17:31
1 reply
no
2020-01-04 17:32
#62
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Russia SW@G
If you can sleep for 8 hours on plane you are absolute legend but still 11 hours to fly
2020-01-04 18:19
1 reply
I only managed to sleep for 5 so far, ill sleep later as well
2020-01-04 18:22
Is the sky orange?
2020-01-05 14:16
1 reply
Idk i left right as the sky was orange
2020-01-05 16:38
Where you going? Karlsruhe?Stuttgart?
2020-01-04 11:53
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#6
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Cyprus Maybenormal
2020-01-04 11:53
10 replies
And then from Dubai to Frankfurt and by train to Stuttgart?
2020-01-04 11:58
9 replies
No mens i am going Dubai to Cyprus and then to Iran because I have been drafted
2020-01-04 11:59
8 replies
Good luck then 😎👍
2020-01-04 12:00
1 reply
Thank mens 😎😎
2020-01-04 12:02
#29
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Israel BingoBango
good luck man
2020-01-04 12:19
#40 lies
2020-01-04 21:42
3 replies
Wdym
2020-01-05 00:39
2 replies
"tiktoklover - did you get drafted for ww3 Maybenormal - no
2020-01-05 11:04
1 reply
No
2020-01-05 13:48
Send me some ak skins bro or give me ur inventory, all the best for you
2020-01-05 09:26
#101
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African Union Schnauze
only two places you could ever want to visit
2020-01-04 23:08
1 reply
Definitely
2020-01-05 00:15
Go to toilet and masturbate mens))
2020-01-04 12:01
4 replies
Idk mens maybe later
2020-01-04 12:03
3 replies
yeah you right that's to much movement, just masturbate on your seat
2020-01-04 12:06
2 replies
haha
2020-01-04 19:22
+1
2020-01-05 00:01
Dubai - such a shithole ..
2020-01-04 12:03
11 replies
I mean im only going to the airport and then I'm flying to Cyprus in 2 hours after and the airport lounge is very nice 😎👌
2020-01-04 12:04
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Haha good ;)
2020-01-04 12:07
+1
2020-01-04 12:10
tallest building in the world = shithole
2020-01-04 17:31
5 replies
still a shithole
2020-01-04 18:18
4 replies
UK is what then?
2020-01-04 19:06
Dubai is literally one of most absurdly wealthy and luxurious places on Earth, dude.
2020-01-04 19:14
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and so what? they represent the worst of all worlds :]
2020-01-04 23:51
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#136
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Serbia Duff555
+1
2020-01-05 13:53
+1
2020-01-05 00:42
#137
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Serbia Duff555
+1
2020-01-05 13:53
jerk off in the toilet
2020-01-04 12:07
1 reply
Yes
2020-01-04 17:23
You could watch a series of youtube vids for some distraction. I could recommend you some stuff that entertained me a long time.
2020-01-04 12:15
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Sure pls
2020-01-04 17:43
Sleep.
2020-01-04 12:18
1 reply
Just did
2020-01-04 17:24
watch csgo demos and aimmap men))) u'll be as good as ZywOo at the end of the flight
2020-01-04 12:19
4 replies
Mens I can't the wifi isnt good enough and I don't have my laptop with me
2020-01-04 17:25
3 replies
just play aimmap bro and u should dl demos b4 the flight if no pc, u have phone bro
2020-01-04 17:30
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Ok I'll try aim map on phone, thanks for suggestion 😎😎 will become zywoo in ~8 hours
2020-01-04 17:40
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u're welcome 😎
2020-01-04 17:54
fap?
2020-01-04 17:24
1 reply
Nah not rn
2020-01-04 17:33
flirt with stewardess
2020-01-04 17:32
9 replies
No
2020-01-04 17:33
8 replies
why not?
2020-01-04 17:33
7 replies
Because I'm underage
2020-01-04 17:34
5 replies
age?
2020-01-04 17:34
4 replies
16
2020-01-04 17:36
3 replies
old enough. try to act sexy and they will cream their knickers 😊
2020-01-04 17:37
2 replies
Nah I think I'm good mens
2020-01-04 17:39
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np
2020-01-04 17:39
hes a gay mens
2020-01-04 17:36
From where to go?
2020-01-04 17:36
3 replies
2020-01-04 17:38
2 replies
Wut do you expect to see Dubai, for job or chicks?
2020-01-04 18:50
1 reply
No it's a connection flight, I'm flying to Cyprus right after
2020-01-04 19:15
purpose of trip?
2020-01-04 17:40
1 reply
To go back home, I have a flight to Cyprus after
2020-01-04 18:16
Download an entire season of a show before the flight
2020-01-04 17:57
2 replies
I've been flying for 9 hours tho
2020-01-04 18:16
1 reply
bruh just download show!
2020-01-05 14:13
( typical european sex tourist visiting south asia )
2020-01-04 18:21
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K
2020-01-04 18:23
#83
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Brazil ricca
nothing wrong
2020-01-04 19:25
try to jerk off for 17hrs
2020-01-04 19:17
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I have 7 hours left now and i would rather not give myself penis aids
2020-01-04 19:19
Try to join mile high club. Fun, but uncomfy.
2020-01-04 19:19
3 replies
What is that
2020-01-04 19:19
2 replies
Have sex atleast 1 mile up in the sky
2020-01-04 19:25
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Exactly. And unless you are on a private plane or on a flight with virtually no other passengers than your partner, then the only placed to is on the toilet so it will be cramped an uncomfy but still fun. It is one for the bucket list.
2020-01-04 23:55
Jump on bungee from the plane wings
2020-01-04 19:24
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Yes 200 iq
2020-01-04 20:41
u still on it? and how the fuck do u have wifi
2020-01-04 19:26
8 replies
???? wifi on flight are normal
2020-01-04 19:47
2 replies
yes but most times it either doesnt work or u cant pretty much go on any sites (takes 2 minutes to go on hltv(()
2020-01-04 20:19
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Nah works just fine now on planes 👍
2020-01-05 00:26
Yeah I'm still on it and wifi is pretty slow but ok
2020-01-04 20:42
4 replies
i think im on same plane, wanna meet up and touch eachothers dicks?
2020-01-05 14:15
3 replies
I have landed like 17 hours ago
2020-01-05 16:37
2 replies
fuck i just touched some 16yo-s dick i thought it was you brb 5years jailtime inc
2020-01-05 18:14
1 reply
Bruuuh frfr
2020-01-05 23:30
#90
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Denmark Howlite
enable plane mode to make plane faster
2020-01-04 20:43
1 reply
Ah yes already did
2020-01-04 23:04
Browse HLTV mens)
2020-01-04 20:43
1 reply
That's what I'm doing mens))
2020-01-04 23:05
#93
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Denmark Mynzter
What airline?
2020-01-04 21:37
1 reply
Emirates
2020-01-04 23:06
HM. I would sleep, or sleep so I will be adjusted to the time zone diffence. then, I would just either read a book or watch some TV shows. Also, if business or First class, I like have constant drinks and snacks. If economy, just ask for water. Cause hydration is key in a flight. It's also a good time to be productive, do some work or school work if student.
2020-01-04 23:11
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If not sleeping it is also a good idea to walk around once in a while.
2020-01-04 23:57
Yeah I did that and I've been playing solitaire
2020-01-05 00:12
Shout "There is a bomb onboard !" 😎
2020-01-04 23:59
2 replies
and watch allahu akbar memes from youtube with full sound
2020-01-05 00:04
2 iq
2020-01-05 00:36
2020-01-05 00:01
play the talos principal
2020-01-05 00:01
smoke
2020-01-05 00:05
6 replies
I remember a retard did that plane a while ago and got in so much trouble they was about to throw him in prison and ban him until they saw his mum crying and let him off the idiot could have blew up the airline motherfucker should have got a beating from everyone
2020-01-05 00:14
4 replies
blewing an airplane with a cigarette? I call you a liar
2020-01-05 08:52
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With the lighter you idiot if it caught on fire it would have blew you clearly no nothing about planes why would lighters be banned on flights if they weren't harmful and why would I lie about that
2020-01-05 13:14
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liveandletsfly.boardingarea.com/wp-conte.. Lighter are banned coz a terrorist could use one to carry chemical products.
2020-01-05 14:07
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Not really you know how much fuel is in a plane if anything catches fire it cannot be stopped the whole plane would go down you can try it and you will get banned from flying and get thrown in prison
2020-01-05 14:49
I'd rather not get lung aids
2020-01-05 00:36
watch "you" on netflix
2020-01-05 00:43
3 replies
I don't have netflix
2020-01-05 03:23
2 replies
Get a Netflix subscription for when you have to fly back. It's cheap as fuck and has a ton of content.
2020-01-05 14:19
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I'll consider it idk
2020-01-05 16:39
Ok i have landed so I will no longer respond to comments
2020-01-05 03:23
get lost like MH 370 :)
2020-01-05 11:04
1 reply
Already landed but nt
2020-01-05 13:48
#135
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Brazil nuke_brs
Watch anime
2020-01-05 13:50
#143
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Nepal Nepali
Sleep, watch series or movies. The flight will be painful.
2020-01-05 14:19
4 replies
its been more than a day I highly doubt he is still on the flight
2020-01-05 14:19
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#146
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Nepal Nepali
Didn't even notice, someone bumped this thread, so I assumed it's a pretty new thread.
2020-01-05 14:20
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hahah fair enough
2020-01-05 14:21
It's only bad if you get airsick.
2020-01-05 23:31
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