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How often do you shit?
Albania snygga 
how often do you take a shit? (poop) I used to shit 3 times a day when I was fat for some reason but now I only shit once a day
2020-01-12 13:29
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#1
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United States blessedMMA_ 
i hold it in for at least 3 days to have the ultimate release on day 4. it's better than having sex.
2020-01-12 13:30
wtf
2020-01-12 13:30
#24
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United States Gatlinburg 
wtf
2020-01-12 13:43
same
2020-01-12 13:46
you have never had sex though
2020-01-12 13:53
#48
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United States blessedMMA_ 
that's exactly what a virgin would say
2020-01-12 13:54
#50
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Denmark FazeUpAssDown 
Lul u got rekt 😂
2020-01-12 13:56
yeah #48 is
2020-01-12 14:07
Reported
2020-01-12 13:54
#52
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Denmark FazeUpAssDown 
+1
2020-01-12 13:57
i will try it
2020-01-12 14:06
#93
Syria goiL 
not possible. u will most like shit out while sleeping
2020-01-12 14:52
Possible men) i was at camping with friends when i was 16yo and i just cant shit in forest men)) i mean i want it feels like im gonna fkin explode but i sit and it just wont go out! For 5 days men! And i was eating a lot of meat and shit stuff like chips
2020-01-12 17:29
CoolStoryBob
2020-01-15 09:35
as my friend said, taking a good shit is better than bad sex
2020-01-12 14:28
#142
rko | 
Saudi Arabia WWF 
Shit I need to try that some day
2020-01-12 16:28
#148
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United States Bonger 
wtf???
2020-01-12 17:29
TF
2020-01-12 19:43
Mate whats wrong wu?
2020-01-12 20:10
#3
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New Zealand MELKMASCHINE 
twice a day
2020-01-12 13:31
same
2020-01-12 13:35
#4
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
Hood or for 4 days incase you get butt raped, they get shit on their dick
2020-01-12 13:31
wtf
2020-01-12 13:38
+1
2020-01-12 13:47
flag checks out
2020-01-12 14:02
how?
2020-01-12 16:06
#95
EliGE | 
United States EdgyBlob 
London survival hacks Pog
2020-01-12 14:53
#136
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
Hahà
2020-01-12 16:05
#160
shrek | 
United States 69420 
Lmao
2020-01-12 20:04
#164
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Austria Zaaaaamb 
yikeas
2020-01-13 19:12
Nice topic
2020-01-12 13:31
thanks
2020-01-12 13:39
#6
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Morocco Zenitsu 
once a day
2020-01-12 13:32
nice topic
2020-01-12 13:33
thanks
2020-01-12 13:39
#8
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Slovakia sanjuro 
I shit once every day at work, from monday to friday. My ass is used to paid shitting so much, that i don't need to shit at home during weekends.
2020-01-12 13:34
smart 😎
2020-01-12 13:37
3x per day, I eat regularly, drink probiotics, drink a lot of water and have 0 problems
2020-01-12 13:34
#89
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Russia ArtyoMM 
JAJAJAJAJAJHAAH 3 Times? Maybe u live in toilet hahahahahshsha
2020-01-12 14:50
When I wake up, after the lunch, and before the sleep, 5-10 min job easy
2020-01-12 14:54
#100
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Russia ArtyoMM 
U work or study? If u lunch at the facility maybe it is a bummer no?
2020-01-12 14:57
work, our office is like a home, clean af, its ez
2020-01-12 15:04
#113
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Russia ArtyoMM 
UAU lucky
2020-01-12 15:06
#101
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Poland godBASR 
HAHAHAHAH
2020-01-12 14:57
Once every 7 days or so. Yes, idk why.
2020-01-12 13:34
Are you underweight? Just curious if you actually eat enough nutrients and things like that
2020-01-12 13:47
Yes I am very, VERY underweight but I eat as much as I can. I'm between 50 and 52kg.
2020-01-12 13:48
#102
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Russia ArtyoMM 
How tall are you? 1.60??
2020-01-12 14:58
Around 1,75.
2020-01-12 14:59
#106
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Russia ArtyoMM 
Shit u should have around 75kg then, u r too skinny mate
2020-01-12 15:01
No shit. I can't gain any weight.
2020-01-12 15:01
#111
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Russia ArtyoMM 
Yea, idk your habits and i dont know much about this but like maybe 3 meals per day, complete, soup, main plate and desert, should give you calories you need. With some food complements to give more apetite. My sister is like you. There is nothing wrong with it, i think, but i lil more would BE better
2020-01-12 15:05
"With some food complements to give more apetite" I guess it's impossible to feel more hungry than I feel normally. I don't see a reason to take any complement if I'm already hungry 24/7.
2020-01-12 15:06
#117
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Russia ArtyoMM 
Ohh i though u didnt. Then eat ahead bro
2020-01-12 15:07
i aren't think that
2020-01-12 13:48
It's true.
2020-01-12 13:49
#107
frozen | 
Czech Republic VojtaA 
now I trust you
2020-01-12 15:01
#11
zonic | 
Denmark mainz 
Once a day since im on a diet, but when i eat normal sometimes 2 times a day.
2020-01-12 13:34
i always shit on these kids
2020-01-12 13:35
You'll prove it or
2020-01-12 13:48
#14
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Luxembourg fowkingell 
Like once a day
2020-01-12 13:37
1-2 times a day
2020-01-12 13:37
1-2 times a day is the perfect norm I think
2020-01-12 13:46
Once a day
2020-01-12 13:38
#18
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Asia weebs_nerd 
4/5 Times a week
2020-01-12 13:38
#21
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Germany AYEONV 
2-3 times a day
2020-01-12 13:39
#39
flusha | 
Finland MEZi 
do you always go take a shit when you have the slighest feeling that you have to go? because i think im lazy and i dont even go take a shit instantly when i feel like it and i end up doing it like once per day XD
2020-01-12 13:49
#82
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Germany AYEONV 
yes i always go to the toilet when i have the slightest urge
2020-01-12 14:37
#124
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Indonesia lukerey 
Me too. But depends on where i am. I always hold it if I'm not in home/office/cinema's toilet xd
2020-01-12 15:12
#23
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Spain Holiwis 
like 3 times a week
2020-01-12 13:40
#25
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United States Gatlinburg 
Once a day or three on 2 days
2020-01-12 13:44
1-3 depends on the food I guess overall, I'd say an average of 1.06
2020-01-12 13:46
Nice ratongs 😎😎😎👌
2020-01-12 13:55
#109
frozen | 
Czech Republic VojtaA 
so your ASpD (average shit per day) is exactly on 1.06 or do you just feel that number is right
2020-01-12 15:03
well that number may change in time but it's very arbitrary you know.
2020-01-12 19:31
#28
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Portugal wiseG0D 
What you mean 2-3 times a day? I can go for like 3/4 days without taking a shit. When I was younger i could go for 1 week without doing it. Y'all are some obese fat fucks, yikes.
2020-01-12 13:46
are u like 48kg kid?
2020-01-12 13:49
#45
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Portugal wiseG0D 
55kg
2020-01-12 13:53
not surprising then. u probably eat like 1000 calories per day
2020-01-12 14:00
#41
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
A “normal” pooping frequency is anywhere from three times a day to every other day. Most people notice a pattern in their bowel habits. People tend to poop at about the same time each day. you have a fucked up body
2020-01-12 13:49
#43
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Portugal wiseG0D 
Nah mate, don't come saying that I have a fucked up body. You are a fat fuck, nt trying to make it look better for y'all fatties. I'm really fit and have no problems whatsoever.
2020-01-12 13:53
#47
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
i have a 19.5 BMI but ok. you have a problem with bowels. you can be fit and have a problem with bowels. its not a fat or fit problem
2020-01-12 13:54
Lul no poop during 3 days = problem You can go as far as 4 poops a day, beyond that = problem / fat fuck You should learn to eat and drink properly, take care of you body or you'll end up with hemorroids at 25
2020-01-12 13:57
+1
2020-01-12 14:49
#90
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Russia ArtyoMM 
That can become a problem
2020-01-12 14:51
#30
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
1 or 2 depends on what i ate
2020-01-12 13:47
i shit my intestinal once
2020-01-12 13:48
#42
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
how
2020-01-12 13:49
you shat part of your intestine? n1
2020-01-12 14:11
#84
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United States Gatlinburg 
i just notice your name is 1 iq user...holy shit took me time thought its one equser(pronounciation_
2020-01-12 14:40
#125
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Indonesia lukerey 
Wtf i just noticed it too. Jeez. But i love him anyway. Best user <3
2020-01-12 15:14
#130
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United States Gatlinburg 
yes mens ))
2020-01-12 15:19
#135
OCEAN | 
Reunion 1iquser 
you're not the only one hahaha
2020-01-12 15:37
Once a day
2020-01-12 13:48
#51
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Finland Homeless775 
Once in 2 days something like that, when I was sick I didn’t shit for like 6 days
2020-01-12 13:58
Twice a day, i get an extra shit/day if i drink coffee
2020-01-12 13:58
Twice a day - at morning after drinking coffee and in the evening. Used to shit day after day before starting to workout.
2020-01-12 14:02
#57
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Russia mathwaxid 
i dont
2020-01-12 14:01
lies
2020-01-12 14:10
#114
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Russia mathwaxid 
y, any questions?
2020-01-12 15:06
#59
nexa | 
Yugoslavia tomasev1c 
sometimes once in 3-4 days sometimes 3-4 times in 1 day
2020-01-12 14:03
#60
COCAINE | 
Finland Sam2iq 
Do you shit slower now when the amount of shit-trips have gone down?
2020-01-12 14:05
Depends on circumstance. Normally ever couple days but once I held it in for 12 days because I was camping and I didn't want to dig a hole. when I got back to civilization that shit was 2 ft long and a good 4 inches thick.
2020-01-12 14:08
graphic
2020-01-12 14:10
It broke halfway down because it couldn't fit in the toilet. It also clogged it for days.
2020-01-12 14:13
did it touch your ass though?
2020-01-12 14:14
Nope. The toilet bowl curve folded it
2020-01-12 14:15
ah... good, can't imagine the feeling of having such a big turd that it touches your ass
2020-01-12 14:16
#85
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Nigeria Fraggot 
I dont think humans are capable of shits that big
2020-01-12 14:43
every morning at 6 am during the week. on the weekend its pretty random depending on when i wake up
2020-01-12 14:08
#65
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Poland Nitrov 
5 times/week
2020-01-12 14:09
in 7 days I shit once or twice, I only eat once a day too so I think its normal
2020-01-12 14:10
1-2 times a day. most days just once in the morning but twice if i eat junk food/fast food
2020-01-12 14:13
#73
Billy | 
United States Russso 
15 times a day i eat laxatives
2020-01-12 14:14
once every 2-3 days
2020-01-12 14:15
I shit straight after I eat. It 3 or 2 times a day. Sometime I wake up at night and want to eat so I go eat and after eating running to the toilet. Also sometimes I eating and suddenly want to shit so I take a little break and after I shit I continue my meal.
2020-01-12 14:16
#86
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Portugal wiseG0D 
Nice so basically you can't have social life. You wanna go see a movie with you're friends and you eat before at the mall and you shit yourself while watching the movie.
2020-01-12 14:44
Or he just takes a shit before, during or after the movie?.... dafuq ur logic is ducked
2020-01-12 14:52
#96
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Portugal wiseG0D 
You dumb? "I shit straight after I eat" When I go out with my friends to the cinema we usually lunch or have dinner in the mall like 30 minutes before the movie starts. You understand englando? He's definitely losing some part of the movie if there is a line on the ticket booths
2020-01-12 14:55
You dumb? I said IA GO STRAIGHT AFTER. How do I miss any patt of the movie lmao. No one cares when and how you go to the cinema you dummy
2020-01-12 15:12
#132
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Portugal wiseG0D 
I would be miserable if I had to take a shit every time I eat xD Im glad I ain't you ngl.
2020-01-12 15:32
Lmao Wtf dude asked me how often I take a shit and then out of nowhere appearing random cool gringo saying how he goes to cinema.
2020-01-12 15:37
#144
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Portugal wiseG0D 
I didn't asked you shit. And that was an example of a common activity. I guess your social life isn't really active ahah. yikes
2020-01-12 16:32
I am not talking about you dummy. The guy who made thread ask how often we shit. How can you be that stupid? You just came here and started your useless story how everyone should go to the cinema based on how YOU go to the cinema. And that makes my life bad? You just want to show how you super real with your shit comment
2020-01-12 17:23
#150
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Portugal wiseG0D 
And why would you talk me about the guy who made the thread if he didn't even said nothing to you? 10 iq russian big shitter!
2020-01-12 18:56
Ok let me explain to you this moment if you that stupid. He asked hltv users how often they shit that means he asked ms as well because I am hltv user. Now you get this with your brain? Or no? And then come you with your shit “look how me and my boyfriends go to cinema”
2020-01-12 19:18
#156
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Portugal wiseG0D 
Ok your full of shit literally, on your brain as well apparently. Ruski low iq spotted.
2020-01-12 19:40
#126
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Indonesia lukerey 
Jeez you're dumb af. You try so hard to look cool in this thread but you dumb af, mate. Grow up
2020-01-12 15:16
#131
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Portugal wiseG0D 
How do I try to look cool? I would be miserable if i had to take a shit every time I eat, that's just my point.
2020-01-12 15:31
#118
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Russia ArtyoMM 
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAH
2020-01-12 15:08
#78
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Serbia Cosa_The_Serb 
Idk , every 2 days (or every day)
2020-01-12 14:17
#80
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Czech Republic realProkda 
My S/D ratio (shit/day) is 1.2
2020-01-12 14:32
#91
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Russia ArtyoMM 
Wtf
2020-01-12 14:51
#94
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Israel BingoBango 
lmao
2020-01-12 14:53
xD
2020-01-12 19:33
My grandfather always said that a good shit early morning is healthy. That's why he's 84 and still going strong I guess
2020-01-12 14:36
Everyday.
2020-01-12 14:41
2-3 times 68-70 kg, 180 cm
2020-01-12 14:49
#97
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Israel BingoBango 
this is a shit thread (literally) but it's honestly interesting seeing how different the answers are
2020-01-12 14:54
#127
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Indonesia lukerey 
+1
2020-01-12 15:17
once a day.
2020-01-12 14:57
Pee 1-2 times a day and shit every two days
2020-01-12 14:59
#104
s1mple | 
Canada roylin 
0.5-2/day
2020-01-12 14:59
#119
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Russia ArtyoMM 
0.5? U ONLY shit half of what u want too? Hahahahaahshah
2020-01-12 15:09
#120
s1mple | 
Canada roylin 
like once/2day
2020-01-12 15:10
#121
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Russia ArtyoMM 
Ahh
2020-01-12 15:11
#112
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Lithuania SiTyGas 
You do that cause you eat less, you fat fuck
2020-01-12 15:06
Usually 2 times per day and I always shitpost on hltv when I do :)
2020-01-12 15:06
Racist
2020-01-12 16:27
once everyday AND YES IN THE TOILET
2020-01-12 15:12
#128
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Indonesia lukerey 
Ahahhahaha
2020-01-12 15:17
#138
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Czech Republic realProkda 
proof or I'll
2020-01-12 16:25
#171
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CIS subhumen))) 
why not on the streets men))
2020-01-15 19:37
#129
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Indonesia lukerey 
2-3 times a day. I feel good when i take a shit.
2020-01-12 15:18
Proove it
2020-01-12 16:27
Like twice a week
2020-01-12 15:35
go doctor
2020-01-12 19:33
They say it’s normal I have asked, also I never shit when I’m on vacation. I were a week in Serbia, didn’t shit. We’re a week in New York didn’t shit, same with Berlin and Rome. But then again I don’t eat that much
2020-01-12 20:03
thats very weird imo, maybe change doctor
2020-01-12 20:10
#170
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CIS subhumen))) 
wtf
2020-01-15 19:34
2 times
2020-01-12 16:26
once a day, sometimes only once in 2 days
2020-01-12 16:28
At least 1-2 times a day usually, just like any other more or less healthy person.
2020-01-12 17:25
#167
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Belgium HLTVnewfag 
+1
2020-01-15 09:41
1-2 times a day
2020-01-12 17:30
1 x day
2020-01-12 19:33
Once or twice a day
2020-01-12 19:43
#161
shrek | 
United States 69420 
Once in 3 days
2020-01-12 20:09
#166
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Finland Cucumber)) 
1-2 per day )
2020-01-15 09:38
#168
Kaze | 
South Africa SimoLe 
yes
2020-01-15 10:18
#169
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World Beard43 
Once a day. It's amazing actually because I have Crohn's disease and before I started eating carnivore I was going 7+ times a day. I never went to the dunny to piss because I was shitting so frequently. So much better now!
2020-01-15 10:25
once
2020-01-15 19:59
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