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"Alphas" on HLTV and games
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Norway Sunset_at_midnight 
haHAA me are alfa you're is beta haHAA me are alfa becouse me has muscles end puzzy to foock haHAA you're is beta becouse you're is week en has no grills haHAA luck at me mie muscles haHAA me makes more monei then you're HA me are better then you're becouse me are richer hahah cri beta cook me fuck you're grill
2020-01-13 22:24
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#1
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Denmark FazeUpAssDown 
Calm down mikeybieber
2020-01-13 22:24
Erh... I'm not an alt account. Read #16.
2020-01-13 22:49
Are you ok bro?
2020-01-13 22:24
Yes. It's just how some idiots act in games and forums to try to piss people off.
2020-01-13 22:50
#116
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Australia Veidt 
clealy worked on you huh
2020-01-15 10:05
Check #119 just below where I explain it. It can't work on me to piss me off because I don't deal with people like this, I just ignore.
2020-01-15 17:45
#117
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Denmark Jeffersond 
you are so triggered lol :P
2020-01-15 10:07
I am not really triggered, my friend. You must be asking why. Well, I just don't deal with these people so I can't be triggered by them. I just look at them arguing with another set of idiots while I just read the chat and cringe at them acting like animals and thinking they are the shit. If someone talk like that to me I just completely ignore them or just keep saying "yeah dude you're the best, yes we all know you are a god" or shit like that. I never get pissed off at people like this.
2020-01-15 17:44
#126
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Denmark Jeffersond 
Good!
2020-01-15 18:19
#3
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Hong Kong I_eat_burgers 
im asexual
2020-01-13 22:25
Should not you be attracted to burgers?
2020-01-13 22:49
#29
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Hong Kong I_eat_burgers 
i am asexual
2020-01-13 22:49
I don't believe you. Burger eaters are always attracted to something, mostly burger. What if you find a 100/10 grill that also loves burgers? WTF is up with you mens? :(
2020-01-13 22:51
#32
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Hong Kong I_eat_burgers 
i am still asexual
2020-01-13 22:51
You made me sad today, my friend. :( Don't hurt people that like you, ok?
2020-01-13 22:55
#56
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Hong Kong I_eat_burgers 
K
2020-01-13 23:28
i had mental breakdowns like 30 minutes ago and i can still confirm u are the beta
2020-01-13 22:25
What happened, my friend?
2020-01-13 22:26
hltv.org/forums/threads/2224073/i-am-goi.. just find my comments in thread unluko btw(
2020-01-13 22:27
Fuck dude! :( I understand you... I've had many breakdowns... You can be sure you are not alone in this.
2020-01-13 22:36
this was my first actual mental breakdown and ty) hope u good too
2020-01-13 23:10
NP my friend. HMU if you want someone to talk to. I can try but I most of the time don't know what to say.
2020-01-13 23:12
i have ppl to talk to but ty, just didnt know what was happening when the breakdown started
2020-01-13 23:17
#5
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Denmark nrth_LUL 
Did you get baited hard?
2020-01-13 22:25
Hm no, just having some fun. That's how some view these people as.
2020-01-13 22:26
#11
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Brazil |LUCAS1| 
Or he's baiting hard
2020-01-13 22:26
Read #16.
2020-01-13 22:29
#6
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Poland FitPolak 
Soz(((
2020-01-13 22:25
#7
f0rsakeN | 
Indonesia UntunG 
Ok?
2020-01-13 22:25
Yes.
2020-01-13 23:06
Hm, i think someone got baited...
2020-01-13 22:26
Nah. It's fine. It's just how random people act in games and forums, mostly.
2020-01-13 22:27
Relax men, normal people don't act like this, this are just kids.
2020-01-13 22:28
I actually saw a brazilian kinda acting like that months ago here on HLTV. Flexing his Italian descent and engineer degree or smth to try to end an argument with another user.
2020-01-13 22:39
I am italian descendant. Doesn't means nothing. Just don't give attention to these guys, having sex doesn't means nothing, but losing time in game forums to say how much you do sex, means a lot about these guys...
2020-01-15 06:33
This guy trying - and failing - to create a copypasta? That was amazingly unfunny.
2020-01-13 22:27
Hm no, it's just how some people act in games most of the time to piss people off. Luckily I don't have to deal with those as the people I play with are usually pretty chill. I actually tried to make a copy pasta but I don't really have good ideas. I might try again in the future as I really would like to try making a copypasta.
2020-01-13 22:28
copypastas like that can't be created. They have to be written by an actual retard. That's the only way they get famous
2020-01-13 22:35
ive read through his comments on this thread, he is an actual retard
2020-01-13 23:11
Reason?
2020-01-13 23:30
your replies
2020-01-13 23:58
Ok you are named alpha. I trust you.
2020-01-14 00:00
#21
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Czech Republic Rewask 
Copypastas cannot be forced.
2020-01-13 22:38
I would not "force" them. I would just use them to spam a friend's channel on Twitch because he is like me, he loves crappy copypastas.
2020-01-13 22:40
#24
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Czech Republic Rewask 
What is the reason to post them on hltv then?
2020-01-13 22:43
I'm not posting copypastas...? Are you sure you have read #16 and understood it?
2020-01-13 22:44
#33
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Czech Republic Rewask 
This text fulfills the role of a copypasta. It doesn't matter if you call it copypasta or if you call it rambling bout players in games, it doesn't change the fact that it is one. And it doesn't matter if it was created with such purpose.
2020-01-13 22:51
You can play the role of a woman in a movie, then are you a woman? WTF is that point dude? Looking like something =/= being what it looks like. News papers are not made for cleaning your ass but they can be used, so are they toilet paper?
2020-01-13 22:54
#42
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Czech Republic Rewask 
The point you make is absolutely stupid. You are making a copypasta and giving some point, doesn't change the fact that it's a copypasta. And it doesn't matter if you give it a purpose it changes nothing. I'll give you a question tho, why do those haHAAAs have to be there? Completely unnecessary if you're just talking about people who piss of others in games ey?
2020-01-13 22:59
But I am not trying to make a copypasta? WTF bro?! If I say I am not making a copypasta, it's because I am not. These haHAAs is how I (facial expression) react when I read/hear this type of stuff. Like I said, it is not a copypasta because I am not trying to make it one. I already explained. It's just how idiots act in games to piss people off in an argument. That's all. I don't know why you are saying it is a copypasta.
2020-01-13 23:02
#45
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Czech Republic Rewask 
Mate, if this is the way you normally act, then I am not fucking surprised. /closed
2020-01-13 23:04
/open I am not making a fucking copypasta and it's not a copypasta. PERIOD. haHAA = similarity with my facial expression reading bullshit. /closed
2020-01-13 23:05
#26
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Bulgaria goatse 
this kid thinks this is twitch. what a beta
2020-01-13 22:45
Erh... Read #16 my friend. You will understand. It is right above.
2020-01-13 22:52
#48
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Bulgaria goatse 
i refuse :@
2020-01-13 23:08
That's not nice!
2020-01-13 23:08
#36
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Yugoslavia tomasev1c 
Hm no, it's just how some people act in games most of the time to piss people off. Luckily I don't have to deal with those as the people I play with are usually pretty chill. I actually tried to make a copy pasta but I don't really have good ideas. I might try again in the future as I really would like to try making a copypasta.
2020-01-13 22:55
Nice!
2020-01-13 22:58
Hm no, it's just how some people act in games most of the time to piss people off. Luckily I don't have to deal with those as the people I play with are usually pretty chill. I actually tried to make a copy pasta but I don't really have good ideas. I might try again in the future as I really would like to try making a copypasta. There you go, copy pasta
2020-01-13 23:20
#38
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Other wholelottared 
bro?
2020-01-13 22:56
Read #16.
2020-01-13 22:58
#97
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Other wholelottared 
k weirdo
2020-01-14 00:52
You hurt me.
2020-01-14 00:52
good
2020-01-14 05:57
Don't take pride in it! >:(
2020-01-14 07:15
I thought you wrote alpacas and now I'm sad
2020-01-13 22:58
You like them?
2020-01-13 23:03
alpacas are more fun than alphas
2020-01-13 23:53
FACTS!
2020-01-13 23:54
You sound like a beta
2020-01-13 23:20
Read #16, you will understand it.
2020-01-13 23:29
Read #55 and you will understand it
2020-01-13 23:30
I already read it. But did you understand what I mean?
2020-01-13 23:31
Why do you want to create a copy pasta?
2020-01-13 23:33
I already answered that. Read please.
2020-01-13 23:33
The part where you want to spam it in your friends twitch chat?
2020-01-13 23:38
Yes. But this post is NOT what I will be spamming.
2020-01-13 23:39
And what is this text about?
2020-01-13 23:40
Holy fuck did you actually read #16? You just pasted it and it seems you didn't even read it and undertood it.
2020-01-13 23:41
#61
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United States Bonger 
+1
2020-01-13 23:31
Do you use bongs to get high? Are they really worth it?
2020-01-13 23:34
#69
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United States Bonger 
Yes
2020-01-13 23:43
Hard to keep it hidden if you don't live alone.
2020-01-13 23:43
#82
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United States Bonger 
Ok
2020-01-13 23:56
#70
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
LOL beta norway cuck! Crying about alphas only something betas do
2020-01-13 23:43
Yes, this! Perfect!
2020-01-13 23:43
#74
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
what is perfect beta boy
2020-01-13 23:48
+1 Dude.
2020-01-13 23:50
#76
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
what are u saying... beta and also low IQ?
2020-01-13 23:51
Perfect! I was not wrong.
2020-01-13 23:51
#78
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
about what
2020-01-13 23:52
My example.
2020-01-13 23:54
#83
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
i'm not acting "alpha". u are crying about useless stuff. so i call you out.
2020-01-13 23:58
I'm not crying dude. Holy shit people are fucking stupid. You can't say anything that some idiot "HhahhahaHAH look you crying lul xD". I'm just mimicking them.
2020-01-13 23:59
#86
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
mimicking them, cus u salty about them. bet u dont even lift.
2020-01-14 00:00
Salty about them? I said I don't even deal with them lmao read #16. It's just what people say to try to look cool and superior when they are arguing with another idiot. I just read and cringe, I don't take part in it.
2020-01-14 00:01
#73
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United States Artifactz 
K
2020-01-13 23:45
text could not be deciphered
2020-01-14 00:00
Name doesn't check out.
2020-01-14 00:03
actually you just supported its accuracy
2020-01-14 00:43
Ok, you are Australian so I have to trust you.
2020-01-14 00:46
#91
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Germany Tool_ 
what is the point of this text
2020-01-14 00:03
Read #16 and you will understand.
2020-01-14 00:45
Once again im disappointed on this site for givin shits like this so much attention (._.') My latest thread was approved for everyone that posted because it was more interactive and funnier but didn't even have half of the comments. Tf did you turn into my dear HLTV (;_;)
2020-01-14 00:13
Can't tell if really good acting (because of the username) or a really weird reply.
2020-01-14 00:45
You can't judge by usernames here. Impossible to get an 'username type = personality' pattern. Anyway, could yo tell me why you see this as a weird reply ? (._.')
2020-01-14 00:55
Weird because it sounds girly and the (._.) face. Sounds like someone that really likes to get comments and attention.
2020-01-14 00:59
I had a thread with like 450 replies or so.
2020-01-14 00:59
I don't really care about other threads now, I made my first comment based on this one. Emojis are everywhere and everyone use them. If you take a simple emoji as 'wanting to get attention' you should see the one that posted this thread... thats some next level attention seeking lmao (._.'')
2020-01-14 01:03
I am not saying that emojis are used to get attention wtf dude? Please learn how to read before your next reply. Many people think (and they are A LOT) that emojis and these faces you use are really fucking annoying and portray a cringe person. You just acted all offended and salty because you just could not understand what I said. Good luck.
2020-01-14 01:06
salty ? offended ? lmao all I said makes sense and othe people think the same. If you find a simple emoji as annoying and make you make assumptions about me you are the salty one here :D Good luck with the attention seeking aPhA mAlE (._.)_b
2020-01-14 01:11
Read reply #16 idiot, and you will understand what I mean.
2020-01-14 01:12
Why the insult tho ? I mean Im not the only one that didn't get that. A proper writing makes a proper understanding possible. This thread only made you seem to be acting like that and not to show how others act.
2020-01-14 01:17
Funny how you say "good luck with the attention seeking" for me when you were disappointed that your thread didn't get much replies. lmao fuck logic, right?
2020-01-14 01:17
I was disappointed because I wasn't actually seeking attention but to improve my skills in something (in case you didn't check the thread). It wasn't basic nonsense.
2020-01-14 01:18
#100
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Brazil |LUCAS1| 
Basically it's me when i see a MIBR_IS_OVERRATED thread with more than 50 replies
2020-01-14 00:58
I ask if he just never get tired of trolling or if he really needs some psychiatrist for being mentally ill...
2020-01-15 17:47
#128
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Brazil |LUCAS1| 
True, imagine doing all this shit since 2016, i honestly feel bad for him
2020-01-16 02:36
I have like, 4 dads.
2020-01-15 06:42
I don't even know what to say about that...
2020-01-15 17:48
Sorry, I'm venting.
2020-01-15 21:39
#114
f0rest | 
Argentina Nawll 
using haHAA in current year FailFish
2020-01-15 06:43
haHAA looks like my facial reaction when I read stuff like that.
2020-01-15 18:03
"haHAA" WeirdChamp
2020-01-15 06:48
CeirdWhamp
2020-01-15 18:03
If you use the terms alpha and beta non ironically you are the real beta.
2020-01-15 10:09
I've never used these terms, really. I've only used them when I was being ironic or mimicking people that love to use these terms. I only used them for the first times ever weeks ago here on HLTV to mimic some idiots in a thread. Except for that... never used them before.
2020-01-15 18:02
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