Guys help, I’m trapped in the McDonalds Play Place. I told my Mom I would be out by the time our order was ready, but she’s too busy complaining to the manager to notice me. I’m at the blue dome facing the dining area, it’s the one connected to the green and red tube things, it’s right above the net. Please guys, I’m fucking scared right now, there’s nothing but raw shit piling in the corner and rancid piss stains on the floor, there’s even a rotting corpse in the tunnel right by me.
Please come and help me guys, my McDonalds Happy Meal is probably getting cold.