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What is your morning routine?
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Brazil FAZE_FALLEN 
I live in a log cabin in Prospect Creek, Alaska. I wake up whenever my breath starts to freeze from -60°F temperatures. I start off my day by jumping in the glacier lake outside my cabin and soaking for about an hour. I then gut an elk and warm up on the inside of it for about 20 minutes. After this I take the elk meat and cook the muscle tendons and bones into a thick broth for breakfast. While the broth is cooking, I have about 20 oz of wolf's milk and I eat the elks liver raw for increased immune strength. After this it's "gym" time. I cut down about 10 spruce trees over the course of 2 hours with a rusted blunt axe, forcing my body to limits your puny mind couldn't fathom. While doing this routine I listen to the sounds of the roaring blizzard surrounding me. The bears, mountain lions and wolves avoid me at all costs because of their past experiences with me. After this routine, I climb to the highest peek in my area and munch on the chaga mushrooms I gathered from the spruce trees, which contain trace amounts of DMT. After reaching the peak I meditate on the sacred Native American grounds and force my mind into the void, connecting with my ancestors. After all that, I head back to my cabin and continue my online PhD in Astrophysics. Whats your real morning routine?
2020-01-20 18:25
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I live in a log cabin in Prospect Creek, Alaska. I wake up whenever my breath starts to freeze from -60°F temperatures. I start off my day by jumping in the glacier lake outside my cabin and soaking for about an hour. I then gut an elk and warm up on the inside of it for about 20 minutes. After this I take the elk meat and cook the muscle tendons and bones into a thick broth for breakfast. While the broth is cooking, I have about 20 oz of wolf's milk and I eat the elks liver raw for increased immune strength. After this it's "gym" time. I cut down about 10 spruce trees over the course of 2 hours with a rusted blunt axe, forcing my body to limits your puny mind couldn't fathom. While doing this routine I listen to the sounds of the roaring blizzard surrounding me. The bears, mountain lions and wolves avoid me at all costs because of their past experiences with me. After this routine, I climb to the highest peek in my area and munch on the chaga mushrooms I gathered from the spruce trees, which contain trace amounts of DMT. After reaching the peak I meditate on the sacred Native American grounds and force my mind into the void, connecting with my ancestors. After all that, I head back to my cabin and continue my online PhD in Astrophysics. Whats your real morning routine?
2020-01-20 18:26
#4
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Brazil FAZE_FALLEN 
deflects your virginity by copying my morning routine
2020-01-20 18:33
so you're virgin?
2020-01-20 18:39
#8
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Brazil FAZE_FALLEN 
deflects your dumbness by asking if i'm virgin
2020-01-20 18:39
ok dumb virgin
2020-01-20 18:40
#11
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Brazil FAZE_FALLEN 
deflects the truth by calling me dumb virgin
2020-01-20 18:41
glad you admitted it
2020-01-20 18:44
Wake up Done
2020-01-20 18:27
Wake up Pray Brush teeth Drink black coffee Ride bus to school
2020-01-20 18:38
what exactly u pray for? asking for a friend
2020-01-20 18:41
Usually in my morning prayer: Thanks to God, energy to get through the day, good health for myself/family and patience.
2020-01-20 18:44
ty for your answer
2020-01-20 18:47
np men))
2020-01-20 19:25
#13
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France CKs1 
You should drink the black coffee and then brush your teeth
2020-01-20 18:43
I usually drink the coffee on the way. Should have switched the last two around
2020-01-20 18:44
#5
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Spain Granjero 
wake up breakfast brush teeth shower drive to uni
2020-01-20 18:34
ok u win
2020-01-20 18:36
#9
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Ukraine ReanuKeeves 
Al dente.
2020-01-20 18:40
#14
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Germany Neckarstadion 
Morning routine in my head: Wake up, make a nice coffee, take a shower with plenty of time left and eat breakfast while drinking my coffee. Reality: Wake up with 15 minutes left until I have to leave the house, speedrun showering, brushing my teeth, putting on my clothes and packing my bag, waste money at the baker shop for breakfast before uni.
2020-01-20 18:43
#17
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France CKs1 
Wake up Brush teeth Go to high school
2020-01-20 18:44
#19
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
Eat sleep fortnite repeat
2020-01-20 18:45
Wake up and bang your mum.
2020-01-20 18:46
#23
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Finland Sergej22 
I live in a log cabin in Prospect Creek, Alaska. I wake up whenever my breath starts to freeze from -60°F temperatures. I start off my day by jumping in the glacier lake outside my cabin and soaking for about an hour. I then gut an elk and warm up on the inside of it for about 20 minutes. After this I take the elk meat and cook the muscle tendons and bones into a thick broth for breakfast. While the broth is cooking, I have about 20 oz of wolf's milk and I eat the elks liver raw for increased immune strength. After this it's "gym" time. I cut down about 10 spruce trees over the course of 2 hours with a rusted blunt axe, forcing my body to limits your puny mind couldn't fathom. While doing this routine I listen to the sounds of the roaring blizzard surrounding me. The bears, mountain lions and wolves avoid me at all costs because of their past experiences with me. After this routine, I climb to the highest peek in my area and munch on the chaga mushrooms I gathered from the spruce trees, which contain trace amounts of DMT. After reaching the peak I meditate on the sacred Native American grounds and force my mind into the void, connecting with my ancestors. After all that, I head back to my cabin and continue my online PhD in Astrophysics. Whats your real morning routine?
2020-01-20 18:50
Wake up Brush teeth Shower Breakfast Go to uni
2020-01-20 18:52
#25
tabseN | 
Europe oofmens 
wake up drink tea eat im probably the only one here who doesnt drink coffee at all
2020-01-20 19:16
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