Last night i was at a club and watching some funny stuffs on hltv.
Then I heard a woman say "omg".
She was looking at me and asked my phone number.
But when she saw my number, things started to change (my number is XXX-1280-1024 btw)
She carefully asked me if you like being stretched.
I misunderstood her as making sexual jokes so i said yes.
Suddenly she shouted to the people in the club "He's raping me!!"
Then someone hit my head with a bottle from behind and i lost my mind.
When I woke up, there was a massage on my phone
"4:3 stretched pervert"