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worst thing your mom caught
NiKo | 
India im_man_from_future 
What's the worst thing your mom caught you doing? mine- She found condom in my pocket... which i bought out of curiosity:(
2020-01-23 19:07
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#1
JT | 
Denmark iLoVeReD 
Droppin' snus.
2020-01-23 19:09
A man from central New York crashed his snowmobile into parked farm equipment and died, state police said.
2020-01-24 17:29
F
2020-01-24 18:09
#116
JT | 
Denmark iLoVebLuE 
F in the chat, also pro tip: don't use siberia it smells way more than any other snus
2020-01-24 21:23
Found packet of cigarettes in my pocket and said smoking isn't good for health.
2020-01-23 19:09
#51
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
That maybe a good thing
2020-01-24 15:37
Which thing?
2020-01-24 19:07
#100
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China SwooksarV2 
You should be thankful!!
2020-01-24 17:49
What for? :D
2020-01-24 19:07
#109
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China SwooksarV2 
She told you to stop. She cares for you man! Don't smoke, smoking kills. (Unless you're doing business with chinese dudes)
2020-01-24 19:45
She didn't tell me to stop, she just let me know that she's aware about my bad habit. I stopped smoking 9 years ago. ;-)
2020-01-24 19:47
#112
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China SwooksarV2 
O. Well, I'm happy for you that you stopped. Lung cancer ain't fun.
2020-01-24 19:56
Thanks m8. :-)
2020-01-24 19:59
She saw me wearing her panties 🙈🙈🙈
2020-01-23 19:09
Lmao
2020-01-23 19:10
I'm just joking kkkkkk she didnt caught me 😅
2020-01-23 19:11
#17
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United States America! 
can confirm I am his mom
2020-01-23 19:13
#65
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
Do u want to sex me ?
2020-01-24 17:23
give me time and location and ill be there
2020-01-24 17:23
#71
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
No. Not you
2020-01-24 17:25
i can dress up
2020-01-24 17:26
#85
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
Yes Fbi this comment here
2020-01-24 17:30
#101
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China SwooksarV2 
Bruh
2020-01-24 17:50
Saw me taking stanozolol
2020-01-23 19:09
She caught me sexing my sister
2020-01-23 19:09
Did she at least allow you to finish?
2020-01-23 19:10
No, she was mad i had cheated on her and she punished me (if you know what i mean)
2020-01-23 19:11
Did sister join in?
2020-01-23 19:12
No men mom didn't let her join she wanted me just for her
2020-01-23 19:14
F for sister
2020-01-23 19:15
#30
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United States Bonger 
she joined them 😎
2020-01-23 19:23
Ez for jordi el nino😎
2020-01-23 19:24
#52
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
Who?
2020-01-24 15:37
#78
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Poland WildM 
How did you create an account here without a basic knowdledge? :(
2020-01-24 17:29
#86
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
Ikr that's the first thing they taught you at school
2020-01-24 17:31
#67
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
A true men)) of culture I see you are
2020-01-24 17:24
#77
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Poland WildM 
+1
2020-01-24 17:28
Drinking + taking pills
2020-01-23 19:10
Caught me in bed with her husband ><
2020-01-23 19:10
Wait a minute😳
2020-01-23 19:11
#20
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United States America! 
😎DAMN😎
2020-01-23 19:13
#42
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United States Nohj 
Lol
2020-01-23 19:54
#68
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
Good 1
2020-01-24 17:24
#80
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Poland WildM 
Did she join?
2020-01-24 17:29
#89
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Brunei Not_StriK 
Lol
2020-01-24 17:32
#103
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China SwooksarV2 
Wait wait wait
2020-01-24 17:50
mens))))
2020-01-24 21:12
#10
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Korea Damianlee 
She found out I was still supporting Cloud9 in 2019
2020-01-23 19:10
oof
2020-01-23 19:23
u still are supporting it on 2020
2020-01-23 19:45
#47
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Korea Damianlee 
Until the end
2020-01-23 20:03
F
2020-01-24 15:32
u fckn dumbass
2020-01-24 15:34
#62
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Korea Damianlee 
"Biggest dream: sex with Mia"
2020-01-24 17:19
lol you quoted that gg
2020-01-24 21:11
#70
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
I can't imagine something worse
2020-01-24 17:25
Found spoon with crack
2020-01-23 19:11
Name checks out!
2020-01-24 15:37
#15
friberg | 
Sweden günT 
nothing. my dad caught me fapping once when i was 14 and once when i was 16 tho. that was horrible
2020-01-23 19:12
Same but 15&17
2020-01-23 19:15
#27
friberg | 
Sweden günT 
still cringe so hard thinking about it
2020-01-23 19:18
When he caught me at 15 he saw me watching erotic video as well
2020-01-23 19:21
#44
friberg | 
Sweden günT 
well i'm sure he's done the same :D the problem is just being caught in the act touching your erect penis
2020-01-23 19:56
Did he at least allow you to finish?
2020-01-23 19:59
#73
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
What was his reaction ?
2020-01-24 17:27
#35
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United States Bonger 
Glad that never happened to me... Must be awkward af
2020-01-23 19:34
Just masturbate after to feel better Ez
2020-01-23 19:47
#43
friberg | 
Sweden günT 
yes... you know it's been quite a few years now so i doubt he cares as much as i do, if he even remembers. but you can't even imagine the indescribable eye contact directly afterwards. it's like you're ready to give up on everything you know and settle down somewhere quiet in cambodia
2020-01-23 19:54
+1
2020-01-24 15:36
#93
Syria goiL 
adequate parents know its perfectly normal
2020-01-24 17:34
#18
OK | 
Peru TheJuan 
I almost got caught browsing HLTV
2020-01-23 19:13
#74
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
Lucky She would kick you out
2020-01-24 17:28
Caught me with her daughter, then kicked me out.
2020-01-23 19:13
#21
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Ethiopia sexiestuser 
nothing 😫👌
2020-01-23 19:16
Sorry I can’t tell 😳😳😳
2020-01-23 19:14
#26
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Ethiopia sexiestuser 
looking at your flag she must have caught you smuggling heroin across the border right?
2020-01-23 19:16
No fucking way, I don’t even smoke or drink alchool
2020-01-23 19:24
#76
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
Doubt
2020-01-24 17:28
Doubt?
2020-01-24 17:48
Xd
2020-01-23 19:46
#75
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
xD
2020-01-24 17:28
made me giggle
2020-01-24 17:34
#29
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Finland sucstoByou 
imagine getting caught
2020-01-23 19:22
#34
NiKo | 
United Kingdom lr1015 
caught me and my girlfriend kissing once, never any worse
2020-01-23 19:33
Gangsta
2020-01-23 19:47
#119
NiKo | 
United Kingdom lr1015 
ik right im so cool
2020-01-25 15:18
thats not really that bad if they know youre together
2020-01-23 19:51
#117
NiKo | 
United Kingdom lr1015 
yeah it rly isn't, never been walked in on when doing anything worse
2020-01-25 15:17
#54
COCAINE | 
Mongolia bozgor 
once my mom barged into the room while my gf was blowing me 👌😎
2020-01-24 15:38
#95
Syria goiL 
doubt it's true but if so how did she react?
2020-01-24 17:35
why would I lie to impress people over hltv? she was shocked than left in a second, later she apologized for not knocking when someone is over and was embarrassed for the next few times my gf was coming over thankfully my gf was a real champ and didnt get angry or anything, even managed to nurse my little friend back to bravery to finish what we started 👌😎
2020-01-24 17:51
#118
NiKo | 
United Kingdom lr1015 
need to level up that stealth stat mens))
2020-01-25 15:17
#41
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United States Nohj 
I used to hump a pillow to fap, and my mom heard the bed squeaking once when I was 12.
2020-01-23 19:51
she caught me betting on faze. i was really embarrassed.
2020-01-23 19:58
#81
autist | 
Albania fw5151 
Shame
2020-01-24 17:29
Caught me stealing dads condom and using it to masturbate
2020-01-24 15:39
#96
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Finland Bill_Baitman 
they use condoms, why? Making sure not getting another child like you?
2020-01-24 17:37
#56
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
She caught me with a cucumber in my ass
2020-01-24 15:39
#88
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Poland WildM 
hahhahaa
2020-01-24 17:32
same
2020-01-24 19:47
She caught me while putting my cat into the oven
2020-01-24 17:21
#64
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Russia VeryFemboyGuy 
She caught me crossdressing while having an vaccuum give me a blowjob
2020-01-24 17:21
#82
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Lithuania Whomens 
😳 pretty gay ngl
2020-01-24 17:29
Name check out
2020-01-24 17:33
Caught me watching gay porn
2020-01-24 17:24
She found my anime collection once, I somehow talked my way out of the situation and convinced her that those were my friend's and I didn't know about it. Then I soon learned how to hide folders on my PC
2020-01-24 17:32
#94
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Brunei Not_StriK 
Caught me eating my sister that i just cooked
2020-01-24 17:34
She found out i was smoking cigarettes when she opened one novel which had a pack of Marlboro as a page marker.
2020-01-24 17:38
Almost got caught watching porn. I was watching a movie late at night when I was ~11 and during the commercial break I was browsing channels and on a sports channel they were playing some softcore porn like humping or some shit and I laughed and woke up my mom who came from her room, but I managed to turn to another channel last second.
2020-01-24 17:39
my mom, she came home early from work and we snorted coke of her mini portable mirror. she was not even mad, just said its a phase, its a phase. im sure she did the same shit when younger.
2020-01-24 17:50
#105
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Romania sambusuuuu 
when i was 9 i used to steal my moms phone cuz i didnt have one and search sex scenes on yt. my mom didnt usually use her phone to watch yt but she was a french teacher. one day i stole her phone opened yt and found out she searched a french song to put it in her class... she probably saw the search history... she didnt say anything tho till she later died. idk if she told my dad but he didnt say anything aswell almost 8 years later
2020-01-24 17:52
#120
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Finland ozturk93_ 
my poop in shower drain me fapping in shower while reading donald duck me sniffing panties in bathroom me looting her drawers me fingering ass
2020-01-25 15:20
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