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What's the worst thing your mom caught you doing?
mine- She found condom in my pocket... which i bought out of curiosity:(
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Found packet of cigarettes in my pocket and said smoking isn't good for health.
Which thing?
You should be thankful!!
What for? :D
She told you to stop. She cares for you man!
Don't smoke, smoking kills. (Unless you're doing business with chinese dudes)
She didn't tell me to stop, she just let me know that she's aware about my bad habit.
I stopped smoking 9 years ago. ;-)
O. Well, I'm happy for you that you stopped. Lung cancer ain't fun.
Thanks m8. :-)
She saw me wearing her panties 🙈🙈🙈
Lmao
I'm just joking kkkkkk she didnt caught me 😅
Bruh
Saw me taking stanozolol
She caught me sexing my sister
Did she at least allow you to finish?
No, she was mad i had cheated on her and she punished me (if you know what i mean)
Did sister join in?
No men mom didn't let her join she wanted me just for her
F for sister
Drinking + taking pills
Caught me in bed with her husband ><
Wait a minute😳
Wait wait wait
mens))))
oof
u still are supporting it on 2020
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u fckn dumbass
lol you quoted that gg
Found spoon with crack
Same but 15&17
When he caught me at 15 he saw me watching erotic video as well
Did he at least allow you to finish?
Just masturbate after to feel better
Ez
yes...
you know it's been quite a few years now so i doubt he cares as much as i do, if he even remembers. but you can't even imagine the indescribable eye contact directly afterwards. it's like you're ready to give up on everything you know and settle down somewhere quiet in cambodia
+1
Caught me with her daughter, then kicked me out.
nothing 😫👌
Sorry I can’t tell 😳😳😳
looking at your flag she must have caught you smuggling heroin across the border right?
No fucking way, I don’t even smoke or drink alchool
Doubt?
made me giggle
imagine getting caught
thats not really that bad if they know youre together
why would I lie to impress people over hltv?
she was shocked than left in a second, later she apologized for not knocking when someone is over and was embarrassed for the next few times my gf was coming over
thankfully my gf was a real champ and didnt get angry or anything, even managed to nurse my little friend back to bravery to finish what we started 👌😎
Caught me stealing dads condom and using it to masturbate
they use condoms, why? Making sure not getting another child like you?
same
She caught me while putting my cat into the oven
She caught me crossdressing while having an vaccuum give me a blowjob
Name check out
Caught me watching gay porn
She found my anime collection once, I somehow talked my way out of the situation and convinced her that those were my friend's and I didn't know about it. Then I soon learned how to hide folders on my PC
Almost got caught watching porn. I was watching a movie late at night when I was ~11 and during the commercial break I was browsing channels and on a sports channel they were playing some softcore porn like humping or some shit and I laughed and woke up my mom who came from her room, but I managed to turn to another channel last second.
my mom, she came home early from work and we snorted coke of her mini portable mirror.
she was not even mad, just said its a phase, its a phase. im sure she did the same shit when younger.
when i was 9 i used to steal my moms phone cuz i didnt have one and search sex scenes on yt. my mom didnt usually use her phone to watch yt but she was a french teacher. one day i stole her phone opened yt and found out she searched a french song to put it in her class... she probably saw the search history... she didnt say anything tho till she later died. idk if she told my dad but he didnt say anything aswell almost 8 years later
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