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worst thing your mom caught
NiKo | 
India im_man_from_future 
What's the worst thing your mom caught you doing? mine- She found condom in my pocket... which i bought out of curiosity:(
2020-01-23 19:07
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#1
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Denmark iLoVeReD
Droppin' snus.
2020-01-23 19:09
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A man from central New York crashed his snowmobile into parked farm equipment and died, state police said.
2020-01-24 17:29
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F
2020-01-24 18:09
F in the chat, also pro tip: don't use siberia it smells way more than any other snus
2020-01-24 21:23
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#121
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Denmark iLoVeReD
I don't like others.
2020-04-24 22:31
Found packet of cigarettes in my pocket and said smoking isn't good for health.
2020-01-23 19:09
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That maybe a good thing
2020-01-24 15:37
1 reply
Which thing?
2020-01-24 19:07
You should be thankful!!
2020-01-24 17:49
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What for? :D
2020-01-24 19:07
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She told you to stop. She cares for you man! Don't smoke, smoking kills. (Unless you're doing business with chinese dudes)
2020-01-24 19:45
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She didn't tell me to stop, she just let me know that she's aware about my bad habit. I stopped smoking 9 years ago. ;-)
2020-01-24 19:47
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O. Well, I'm happy for you that you stopped. Lung cancer ain't fun.
2020-01-24 19:56
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Thanks m8. :-)
2020-01-24 19:59
She saw me wearing her panties 🙈🙈🙈
2020-01-23 19:09
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#9
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Germany Cool_as_ice
Lmao
2020-01-23 19:10
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I'm just joking kkkkkk she didnt caught me 😅
2020-01-23 19:11
can confirm I am his mom
2020-01-23 19:13
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Do u want to sex me ?
2020-01-24 17:23
4 replies
give me time and location and ill be there
2020-01-24 17:23
3 replies
No. Not you
2020-01-24 17:25
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i can dress up
2020-01-24 17:26
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Yes Fbi this comment here
2020-01-24 17:30
Bruh
2020-01-24 17:50
Saw me taking stanozolol
2020-01-23 19:09
She caught me sexing my sister
2020-01-23 19:09
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#7
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Germany Cool_as_ice
Did she at least allow you to finish?
2020-01-23 19:10
11 replies
No, she was mad i had cheated on her and she punished me (if you know what i mean)
2020-01-23 19:11
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Did sister join in?
2020-01-23 19:12
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No men mom didn't let her join she wanted me just for her
2020-01-23 19:14
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F for sister
2020-01-23 19:15
#30
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United States Bonger
she joined them 😎
2020-01-23 19:23
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Ez for jordi el nino😎
2020-01-23 19:24
5 replies
Who?
2020-01-24 15:37
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#78
NiKo | 
Poland WildM
How did you create an account here without a basic knowdledge? :(
2020-01-24 17:29
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Ikr that's the first thing they taught you at school
2020-01-24 17:31
A true men)) of culture I see you are
2020-01-24 17:24
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#77
NiKo | 
Poland WildM
+1
2020-01-24 17:28
#6
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Germany Cool_as_ice
Drinking + taking pills
2020-01-23 19:10
#10
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Korea Damianlee
She found out I was still supporting Cloud9 in 2019
2020-01-23 19:10
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oof
2020-01-23 19:23
u still are supporting it on 2020
2020-01-23 19:45
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#47
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Korea Damianlee
Until the end
2020-01-23 20:03
4 replies
F
2020-01-24 15:32
u fckn dumbass
2020-01-24 15:34
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#62
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Korea Damianlee
"Biggest dream: sex with Mia"
2020-01-24 17:19
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lol you quoted that gg
2020-01-24 21:11
I can't imagine something worse
2020-01-24 17:25
nothing. my dad caught me fapping once when i was 14 and once when i was 16 tho. that was horrible
2020-01-23 19:12
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Same but 15&17
2020-01-23 19:15
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still cringe so hard thinking about it
2020-01-23 19:18
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When he caught me at 15 he saw me watching erotic video as well
2020-01-23 19:21
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well i'm sure he's done the same :D the problem is just being caught in the act touching your erect penis
2020-01-23 19:56
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Did he at least allow you to finish?
2020-01-23 19:59
What was his reaction ?
2020-01-24 17:27
#35
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United States Bonger
Glad that never happened to me... Must be awkward af
2020-01-23 19:34
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Just masturbate after to feel better Ez
2020-01-23 19:47
yes... you know it's been quite a few years now so i doubt he cares as much as i do, if he even remembers. but you can't even imagine the indescribable eye contact directly afterwards. it's like you're ready to give up on everything you know and settle down somewhere quiet in cambodia
2020-01-23 19:54
+1
2020-01-24 15:36
adequate parents know its perfectly normal
2020-01-24 17:34
#18
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Peru TheJuan
I almost got caught browsing HLTV
2020-01-23 19:13
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Lucky She would kick you out
2020-01-24 17:28
Caught me with her daughter, then kicked me out.
2020-01-23 19:13
nothing 😫👌
2020-01-23 19:16
Sorry I can’t tell 😳😳😳
2020-01-23 19:14
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looking at your flag she must have caught you smuggling heroin across the border right?
2020-01-23 19:16
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No fucking way, I don’t even smoke or drink alchool
2020-01-23 19:24
2 replies
Doubt
2020-01-24 17:28
1 reply
Doubt?
2020-01-24 17:48
xD
2020-01-24 17:28
imagine getting caught
2020-01-23 19:22
caught me and my girlfriend kissing once, never any worse
2020-01-23 19:33
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thats not really that bad if they know youre together
2020-01-23 19:51
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yeah it rly isn't, never been walked in on when doing anything worse
2020-01-25 15:17
once my mom barged into the room while my gf was blowing me 👌😎
2020-01-24 15:38
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doubt it's true but if so how did she react?
2020-01-24 17:35
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why would I lie to impress people over hltv? she was shocked than left in a second, later she apologized for not knocking when someone is over and was embarrassed for the next few times my gf was coming over thankfully my gf was a real champ and didnt get angry or anything, even managed to nurse my little friend back to bravery to finish what we started 👌😎
2020-01-24 17:51
need to level up that stealth stat mens))
2020-01-25 15:17
#41
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United States _Nohj
I used to hump a pillow to fap, and my mom heard the bed squeaking once when I was 12.
2020-01-23 19:51
she caught me betting on faze. i was really embarrassed.
2020-01-23 19:58
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Shame
2020-01-24 17:29
Caught me stealing dads condom and using it to masturbate
2020-01-24 15:39
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they use condoms, why? Making sure not getting another child like you?
2020-01-24 17:37
She caught me with a cucumber in my ass
2020-01-24 15:39
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#88
NiKo | 
Poland WildM
hahhahaa
2020-01-24 17:32
same
2020-01-24 19:47
She caught me crossdressing while having an vaccuum give me a blowjob
2020-01-24 17:21
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#82
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Lithuania Whomens
😳 pretty gay ngl
2020-01-24 17:29
Name check out
2020-01-24 17:33
Caught me watching gay porn
2020-01-24 17:24
She found my anime collection once, I somehow talked my way out of the situation and convinced her that those were my friend's and I didn't know about it. Then I soon learned how to hide folders on my PC
2020-01-24 17:32
#94
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Brunei Not_StriK
Caught me eating my sister that i just cooked
2020-01-24 17:34
#97
junior | 
United States FiNa
She found out i was smoking cigarettes when she opened one novel which had a pack of Marlboro as a page marker.
2020-01-24 17:38
Almost got caught watching porn. I was watching a movie late at night when I was ~11 and during the commercial break I was browsing channels and on a sports channel they were playing some softcore porn like humping or some shit and I laughed and woke up my mom who came from her room, but I managed to turn to another channel last second.
2020-01-24 17:39
my mom, she came home early from work and we snorted coke of her mini portable mirror. she was not even mad, just said its a phase, its a phase. im sure she did the same shit when younger.
2020-01-24 17:50
when i was 9 i used to steal my moms phone cuz i didnt have one and search sex scenes on yt. my mom didnt usually use her phone to watch yt but she was a french teacher. one day i stole her phone opened yt and found out she searched a french song to put it in her class... she probably saw the search history... she didnt say anything tho till she later died. idk if she told my dad but he didnt say anything aswell almost 8 years later
2020-01-24 17:52
#120
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Finland ozturk93_
my poop in shower drain me fapping in shower while reading donald duck me sniffing panties in bathroom me looting her drawers me fingering ass
2020-01-25 15:20
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