OK dude, here we go:
what if your new job was at another coffeeshop. and they had a new floor with white and black tiles (lets say 20cm x 20 cm) and your new boss told you, ok dude, welcome to your new job, you will make 6x more money here BUT you are only allowed to walk on the black tiles. If you miss you are fired. How long would you be able to do this and yould you accept it in the first place?
The piece of skin between balls and anus is officially called: PERINEUM. But what if there was no name for it yet and you had to make up a name for it. What would you name it?
If you were buttnaked and unarmed in a sealed off concrete room with no doors and/or windows (dont ask me how you got in) (only a small air vent on the ceiling thatis 30 meters high) and you had to do a fight till the death against 2 adult healthy wild agressive wolves, would you win or lose? Be honest plz
If you were buttnaked and unarmed in a sealed off concrete room with no doors and/or windows (dont ask me how you got in) (only a small air vent on the ceiling thatis 30 meters high) and you had to do a fight till the death against 13 adult healthy dwarfs who are super agressive, would you win or lose? Be honest plz
What if you had to choose between A: NEVER MASTUBATE AGAIN for the rest of ur life or B: NEVER FINGERBANG SOMEONE ELSE for the rest of ur life, what would you choose?
What if you find 1 magic pill that can cure terminal cancer of 2 very close relative but, if you take it urself, you would age 3 times as slow as normal people (so you can reach the age of 200+ years). and nobody knows about it (and there is only 1 pill that cannot be duplicated). would you take it yourself or would you give it to the 2 relatives?
what if people offered you 3 million euro. but you have to eat a soup spoon full of poo from a sick cat with herpes and aids on LIVE INTERNATIONAL TV. and every single human on the planet is forced to watch it. and you will be forever known as that guy who ate cat poo that had aids in it for 3 million euros on live TV. and the whole world would recognise you for this for the rest of your life. would you do it? (dont worry unlimited aids medicines will be provided for free)
what if some superhacker was sitting next to you and hacked all of the international TV stations for 1 minute and quickly pointed the camera on you. what would you say or do?
what if you were in a madagascar jail for 10 months. with only rats to eat. You are almost dead. but then a you get a new cell mate who all of the sudden pooped out a snickers (without the wrapper) that he put in his A-hole before going in jail. and then he instantly dies after he pooped it out. would you eat the snickers?
what if you are forced to live in central germany (I know the horror) and had to choose between wearing ONLY a t-shirt and the same pair of underwear for the rest of your life or wear 5 eskimo jackets for the rest of ur life, what would you choose?
would you eat a hand full of MJ's (RIP) pubic hair for 10.000 euro (nobody accept a few friends and ur whole familly would know about this)?
If you had to choose between having a Girlfriend who had 3 titties or a girlfriend who had 5 titties. what would you choose?
if you had to choose between amputate your left butt cheek (and NO THERE WILL BE NO REPLACEMENT). or amputate all of your left toes and your left ear and your left nosehole will be closed forever. what yould you choose?
IF there was a matrass that makes you sleep for 6 days in a row. and when you wake up it is the best sleep you ever had and you feel amazing and more rested then ever before in your life, BUT you aged 6 weeks instead of just 6 days. how many times would you sleep on that matrass during your life?
what if you didnt choose to work for starbucks back then, but instead choose to loan a small amount of money from mom and dad (100 bucks) to register a business and created a webshop and then imported videogames straght from the manufactor. would you have more money right now?
what if someone offered you 5000 US dollars, but if you accept you can NEVER ever fart again. Would you do it? Would you take the 5000? of is the fun of being able to fart worth more then 5000 us dollar to you?
what if you had a personal slave for 1 week (dont worry, the slave is being paid 500.000 euro by a wealthy sheik, so he not actually a real slave, but to you he is). What yould you instruct him to do?
what if someone told you: he dude, I know it sounds strange, but if I am allowed to tattoo a huge penis on your face but you can never cover it up or remove it and in exchange for you to become 120 years old, ur future wife will also be 120 and ur kids will be 120 too. Also they will NEVER get sick and they are all very heathy and super succesfull and happy in life,. would you tattoo the penis on your face or not?