I don't get, why the fact of not having paypal should be definition of cringe? I never used it & I'm not going to register there for now. Btc is the safest way to send/receive money without freezes, transaction cancellations etc.
That doesn't change the fact that you're saying too different things.
On one hand it's a small amount and you don't really care and on the other hand you go to extreme measures and make multiple threads about because you want people to know about it so much.