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Tell me an interesting thing about your life
Turkey sonbafrali 
Let me start. I was born in a small village. My first fap was in the same room that I was born. Maybe I will lose my virginity in that room, who knows.
2020-01-29 09:33
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#1
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Ukraine KingOfSoloSex 
Find a sheep, arab
2020-01-29 09:35
Tf?
2020-01-29 11:35
#75
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Ukraine KingOfSoloSex 
just b8 it's hltv mens))
2020-01-29 11:40
Lol if you make a joke, stand behind it and don't be like "sorry for the joke :)))"
2020-01-29 16:05
#2
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Yugoslavia seeeed 
I have listened to over 1000 albums in the past 2-3 years 😎
2020-01-29 09:36
who cars?
2020-01-29 09:50
#24
NiKo | 
Finland Unb8able 
0/8
2020-01-29 09:53
#44
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Yugoslavia seeeed 
Threadmaker. My comment translates to "I have no life and so i listen to music", but i suppose thats hard to understand. Sorry
2020-01-29 10:33
#29
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Denmark Jeffersond 
James Acaster?
2020-01-29 10:05
#41
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Yugoslavia seeeed 
Nope
2020-01-29 10:32
#43
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Denmark Jeffersond 
sadface :(
2020-01-29 10:33
I was born at a very young age..
2020-01-29 09:37
Same, what a coincidence.
2020-01-29 09:38
when I was born I was 0 years old.
2020-01-29 09:40
Year = 365 days Day = 24 hours Hour = 60 minutes When you were born you were 1.902587519025875e-6 years old.
2020-01-29 09:43
#110
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Hungary EZ4WINLANDIA 
No, the moment you are born is when your age starts growing, and it obviously starts from 0
2020-01-29 13:16
u dont know me
2020-01-29 13:21
i do men
2020-01-29 15:02
i accidently burned a car when i was 9
2020-01-29 09:37
It's cool if you didn't burn yourself or somebody.
2020-01-29 09:39
#31
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Denmark Jeffersond 
what about the car? The car had feelings man!
2020-01-29 10:10
Who 🚗🚗🚗
2020-01-29 10:16
#37
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Denmark Jeffersond 
Car cars man!
2020-01-29 10:17
#49
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Kazakhstan MahNinja 
you mean 🚗 🚗s?
2020-01-29 10:47
didn't hurt anyone tho lmao
2020-01-29 10:32
What happened men?
2020-01-29 10:42
there was a toy we used to make with matches, i was 9, bought a pack of matches and on my way home i came across a mecanic shop that had several cars in a closed alley next to it, one of the cars had newspaper stuck on the windows and the seats inside were torn apart, so gathered some of the newspaper and polyster from the seats and lit a fire coz i thought it'd be cool, and then went back home, 10 minutes later it turned out to be not as cool as planned
2020-01-29 10:50
Hahhah dude wtf)) Did they find out you did it?
2020-01-29 11:03
I only told my mom, she did a great job keeping it a secret, only me and her know till now
2020-01-29 11:09
And now me 👀👀
2020-01-29 11:11
all of hltv wtf, i take everything back lmao
2020-01-29 11:11
2late men ))
2020-01-29 11:18
sh*t i'll have to fake my death and go to cuba now
2020-01-29 11:34
FBI will be waiting for you there
2020-01-29 12:01
i'll flash my through
2020-01-29 14:01
Nt Tupac
2020-01-29 12:16
wtf mens, my middle name is makaveli
2020-01-29 14:01
like Hitler's escape to Argentina.
2020-01-29 13:49
exaclty
2020-01-29 14:02
#8
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Poland henlo 
im a black guy living in rural poland
2020-01-29 09:40
right.
2020-01-29 10:49
#54
God | 
Poland henlo 
left.
2020-01-29 10:52
Up
2020-01-29 11:36
#78
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China Xyconix69 
Down
2020-01-29 11:47
N
2020-01-29 11:47
#80
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China Xyconix69 
S
2020-01-29 11:48
F
2020-01-29 12:16
W
2020-01-29 13:23
I live on a planet called earth
2020-01-29 09:43
#10
Rich | 
North America Gumdrop 
I lived in San Diego California from ages 0-8 Then in Hawaii(Honolulu) from ages 8-11 Since then I have been living in San Diego
2020-01-29 09:53
What is the interesting part?
2020-01-29 09:46
#15
Rich | 
North America Gumdrop 
What’s interesting about you jerking off?
2020-01-29 09:47
because first one was in the very same room which I was born.
2020-01-29 09:50
#23
Rich | 
North America Gumdrop 
So? Who 🚗
2020-01-29 09:53
#113
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Hungary EZ4WINLANDIA 
I fapped in the hospital, in front of other women giving birth too, there's nothing special or interesting in that
2020-01-29 13:18
#30
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Denmark Jeffersond 
why do you decide if its interesting or not ? ;)
2020-01-29 10:07
I gonna kill myself in 2 months
2020-01-29 09:45
#16
Rich | 
North America Gumdrop 
Well if you’re fully committed there’s no point in me saying anything. glhf
2020-01-29 09:54
don't do it, my friend, forget about it.
2020-01-29 09:48
gg
2020-01-29 09:51
#25
Hutler | 
Finland Qurko 
you won't pussy
2020-01-29 09:54
sure :)
2020-01-29 11:28
name and flair checks out
2020-01-29 11:10
#64
f0rest | 
Russia 1.6 FTW 
Lol dont do it life is good and adventurous
2020-01-29 11:16
I'm glad that your life is "good and adventurous" Keep it up ;)
2020-01-29 11:27
#85
f0rest | 
Russia 1.6 FTW 
U r wrong men, ur mind lies to u my mens
2020-01-29 11:54
#98
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
True
2020-01-29 13:10
#13
Szohn | 
Nepal Nepali 
I'm not afraid of coronavirus, it's way overexaggerated.
2020-01-29 09:45
we have a room in our home where everyone have sex
2020-01-29 09:49
Flag checks out
2020-01-29 10:21
+1
2020-01-30 04:39
I am a Jewish Turk
2020-01-29 09:50
wtf mens((
2020-01-29 10:03
lol jk :P
2020-01-29 10:13
i was born on my birthday
2020-01-29 10:00
I sex your sister
2020-01-29 10:10
Once I participated in some sort of lottery where they had two prizes: a car, and a basket full of candy. My whole city was participating. I was one of the two winners. I won the basket.
2020-01-29 10:11
#35
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Ukraine p0rtal 
I live alone and I like it. Never felt so good, mens.
2020-01-29 10:14
#83
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Brazil Cleckzera 
i want it, but I'm still 17 :(
2020-01-29 11:52
-Interesting -My life Pick one
2020-01-29 10:17
i was born in the same village as yours
2020-01-29 10:21
#45
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Spain 19yo_doomer 
im 19 yo, im doing a degreee that i do not like (sociology) bcause i didnt enter in the degree i wanted (philosophy) but now i do not want to study philosophy next year. im thinking about trying competitions to civil guard.. Also i like esports, and honestly my "dream" obviously not my dream cuz my dream its going all around the world and i have no money. so my "other dream" would be to create a esports org, and work on esports. rn im on my bed doing nothing..... just writing this. i do not go to the universitiy classes cuz i do not like. :(
2020-01-29 10:36
change ur name to 19yo_idiot
2020-01-29 13:59
#130
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Spain 19yo_doomer 
why u say that? that hurts
2020-01-29 14:00
cuz u stupid fam
2020-01-29 14:06
#138
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Spain 19yo_doomer 
what does fam mean?
2020-01-29 14:40
I didn't cry for 3 years 2 months and 6 days since yesterday.
2020-01-29 10:40
#48
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Germany AYEONV 
I only leave my room for school food or to shower
2020-01-29 10:45
living the dream
2020-01-29 10:48
Where you shit and piss
2020-01-29 11:05
#87
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Germany AYEONV 
toilet is in the same room as the shower
2020-01-29 11:55
I see
2020-01-29 11:55
I have a toilet in my room, I only leave my room for school and food :D
2020-01-29 11:10
#89
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Germany AYEONV 
how big is your room? and why do you have a toilet but no fridge in your room
2020-01-29 11:56
well, i have a mini fridge that store soft drinks, but I prefer hot food so I go outside and eat, or food delivery. My room is like 30m^2
2020-01-29 12:59
I am the smartest user on hltv
2020-01-29 10:47
funniest*
2020-01-29 13:19
smartest AND funniest
2020-01-29 13:20
Rulos are 1 dimentional.
2020-01-29 13:20
I'm 23 yo and I've only chatted with not more than 5 girls in my entire life, I've never touched a girl's hand or any part of their body. I'm just a bit autistic I would say, those have nothing to do with the success or failure of my life.
2020-01-29 11:10
I feel you, my friend. Tough for you in China as I read it is close to impossible to get a gf in China unless you are rich and very lucky.
2020-01-29 11:40
#82
f0rest | 
Russia 1.6 FTW 
Why is it impossible
2020-01-29 11:51
The are much, MUCH more men than women in China. Relationships are based purely on economic status. No wonder the suicide and depression rates are insane.
2020-01-29 11:53
Eh, the problem with me is mentally I can't talk to a woman, like I'm extremely shy to talk to girls but I have no problem with man, I still social but only with males. Also it was not economic status but I get your point, in university girls are still fine because most of the Chinese family sponsor their children until they graduate so in university people are not too worried about living, it's just went you enter society and starts working, women start to become extremely 'gold digger'. My family can be considered quite wealthy, but I just don't like to show off in school so basically no one knows I'm rich except a few very close friends of mine, it's really dumb and shameful, none of the money is earned by myself. But true, it's kind of depressing to live in China if you are born in an underprivileged family, you don't see any future except working 12 hours a day just to survive, and I've always been a bit of a socialist.
2020-01-29 13:07
Do they allow you to leave the country in China?? Come to Argentina just as a tourist, Argentina will protect you, if you tell your government you coming for vacation or tourist visit here, you can get a citizenship because Argentina is the only semi-western country in the world with open migration lul... for real, you come here and you already have residence and work permit from the moment you land, then you go to the migratory office and request an ID and then you get the citizenship in a couple months. Now Argentina is a shithole, if you're from a capitalist province of China like Beijing or Guangdong , you will absolutely feel the downgrade in everything except salary, roads will be shittier, allies dirtier and public transport...actually kinda ok. Why am i telling you this??? Argentinian women are INSANELY beautiful, specially average trashy girls they're still x9999 hotter than Chinese females (not being disrespectful) , and they LOVE Chinese people, Argentinian men cheat a lot on Argentinian women and for some reason, Argentinian women think Asian and Afrikan immigrants will be more loyal, they're also very outspoken, they will aproach you if you cant bring yourself to aproach them but give her the signals that you like her. And you can progress from here, once you got the Argentina citizenship you can go to Brasil, Chile, Uruguay (Chile and Uruguay are better than some Eastern European shitholes). I read your comment and i felt like you can see your life is going to be shit and you feel like you can't do anything about it, but you can, hit me up if you wanna know more pimpim.
2020-01-29 13:27
ur probably just gay
2020-01-29 14:00
Nah, I crush couple of girls in my life, not any man. but honestly I find girls to become very boring except sexually attractive.
2020-01-29 14:03
I secretly root for North cause i like MSL
2020-01-29 11:10
#66
f0rest | 
Russia 1.6 FTW 
I'm awake
2020-01-29 11:27
The last time I talked to my only friend in real life was 4 years ago.
2020-01-29 11:31
#102
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
F
2020-01-29 13:12
Music is literally like a drug to me and I never build tolerance to it. It takes me higher than amphetamines. I listened to spotify only 160k minutes last year, add youtube to that too.
2020-01-29 11:38
you should see a doctor
2020-01-29 13:51
I should and I will
2020-01-29 22:32
My first kiss and neck was with my cousin (in my defence I was about 7 and she wasn’t like 8)
2020-01-29 11:43
Like I straight up necked my cousin
2020-01-29 11:44
#104
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
.......oh
2020-01-29 13:13
Sorry you wasn’t suppose to find out :(
2020-01-29 13:18
#81
soviet | 
China xlands 
people are talking about my life in china when I stay at home boringly
2020-01-29 11:48
Rip in piecesmens
2020-01-29 15:13
#91
ropz | 
Netherlands Yesimjojo 
im top 50 in the world of speedrunning mario 64
2020-01-29 12:13
Cool :D
2020-01-29 16:17
#94
ALEX | 
United Kingdom Wulfies 
I have the Corona Virus :'( I cough my self to sleep at night
2020-01-29 12:27
rip in pieces menss((
2020-01-29 13:11
I believe that i can change my life with study and hard work
2020-01-29 13:05
nice, you're right but don't always relate effort x earnings .. sometimes smart work > hard
2020-01-29 13:12
secretly bought an apartment near by beach with 26y at a bid site
2020-01-29 13:10
Are you dj 32K/month or drug cartel member?
2020-01-29 13:53
#140
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Serbia TheSerb 
He is furia owner, you have to spend that nike money somewhere
2020-01-29 15:02
Xaxaxaxa +1 btw buy our jerseys xDd
2020-01-29 15:07
#156
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Serbia TheSerb 
I did
2020-01-29 15:47
#103
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Serbia TheSerb 
Once i broke up with my gf i wanked 49 times in 7 days
2020-01-29 13:12
#105
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
Bs
2020-01-29 13:14
#106
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Serbia TheSerb 
Its actually true my peepee was swollen and red, also my record for 1 day is 12 and 3 in a row no stopping
2020-01-29 13:14
#108
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
How no heart attack?
2020-01-29 13:15
#109
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Serbia TheSerb 
I have good libido, like when i have sex after i nut i can go right after it again with no pause its a gift from god, my friend asked me why i dont become a pornstar
2020-01-29 13:16
#119
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United Kingdom Megamo10 
Doesn't matter a guy died after having too many orgasms in a day
2020-01-29 13:23
#124
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Serbia TheSerb 
After 25 if you talk about that kid from brasil
2020-01-29 13:27
really interesting one. you had wanked while thinking about her or somebody else? It can be helpful to rid of stupid love feelings but 49 times is such a high number.
2020-01-29 13:55
#139
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Serbia TheSerb 
No i was horny af and needed pussy at the time but i didint have any
2020-01-29 15:01
Yolo mensss youre now more stronger ( just in one arm, but its something)
2020-01-29 15:08
#155
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Serbia TheSerb 
Yes mens
2020-01-29 15:47
I was born on the earth
2020-01-29 13:14
When i was a student, my desktop harddisk (Western Digital sucks) was broken and stuck in windows login page. To use my desktop, I had to reinstall windows everyday for about a month until my harddisk magically recovered
2020-01-29 13:18
I already kissed a homeless drunk guy on the lips when I was also drunk playing truth or dare with my friends
2020-01-29 13:22
#122
HEN1 | 
Cambodia JW44 
expected from brazillian
2020-01-29 13:24
nt Pol pot
2020-01-29 15:13
Gg std .. It was a guy or a trannymenss?
2020-01-29 15:09
Guy, era um noia mucho doido
2020-01-29 15:13
We knew it already
2020-01-29 15:12
#121
HEN1 | 
Cambodia JW44 
I born in 20 april of 1989, 100 years after Hitler borns.
2020-01-29 13:23
Epic 💪🏿
2020-01-29 15:12
>interesting >my life pick one
2020-01-29 14:02
not me but my friends got to try bj or sex with this new girl. so sad. she asked me to help me carry her items the next day but i was kinda late.
2020-01-29 15:14
#151
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Poland Arknes 
I've never been on drugs
2020-01-29 15:17
#152
autist | 
Brazil hrp_ 
i am the devil himself. No joke. I am an atheist since I am a kid (mostly because i was mad about being forced to go to the church kkkkk) Then my mother took me to talk with the local priest. As I didn't want to follow any of their catholic rituals, the priest got to a simple conclusion: - how can a kid disagree that god exists ? - He MuSt HaVe tHe DeVil iN hIs SoUl and then he tried to make an exorcism in me but as I wasn't retard enough to believe him that god would give me anything i wanted if i stood with him there, i started to run, throw bad words on him always pointing my middle finger. I am glad now my family has no power over me and i have become an atheist for many other reasons. Some of them may i think I still have the devil in my body XAXAXAXA. So sad I haven't found a way to use my powers yet !
2020-01-29 15:21
I bet you was the mulherdopadre (priest toy)
2020-01-29 15:25
#154
autist | 
Brazil hrp_ 
nah. My family was dumb forcing me to go to church but they would never let something like this happen. Besides, I was 10 years old and I have been educated about sexuality, so i would easily be able to spot if he wanted to sex me (as everyone wants cause im sexy men))
2020-01-29 15:42
#158
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Myanmar Jiyn[IYN] 
I am very fit and healthy, I go to gym every day, I have two gf and I have perfect face and height
2020-01-29 16:09
hmmmm right now im training for a fight next month, this will be my first amateur fight so wish me luck :)) i hope i dont get rekt that much
2020-01-30 04:16
gl
2020-01-30 16:04
I have a mum and a dad.
2020-01-30 16:04
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