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s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
mens)) I think all HLTV users should go to an uninhabited island and form our own country. What you think my mens)))
2020-02-19 16:07
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#2
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United States sorcrcrc 
wont last 12 hours
2020-02-19 16:08
I am the next George Washington. I will hold the republic togethr in our war for independence)))
2020-02-19 16:09
GeorgeWashington worstest hltv user
2020-02-19 19:04
#387
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Finland trashsports 
RESPECT GeorgeWashington
2020-02-21 15:30
Who?
2020-02-21 15:31
#389
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Finland trashsports 
Legend of HLTV - GeorgeWashington! FaZe hater, Fan of G2 and french scene
2020-02-21 15:40
Well then name checks out
2020-02-21 15:42
#392
jks | 
United States Fule 
get out of here no respect to tradhsports
2020-02-21 16:39
#394
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Finland trashsports 
Wtf bro why so toxic. What did I do to you?
2020-02-21 17:02
#395
jks | 
United States Fule 
you disrespected a fallen father of hltv user you monster
2020-02-21 18:37
you sex his mom's son
2020-02-24 15:23
Wait..
2020-02-24 15:54
hmmm
2020-02-24 15:54
#391
jks | 
United States Fule 
gtfo butch trashsports everyone fight me
2020-02-21 16:39
The best 12 hours
2020-02-19 16:27
#75
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India Noobdian 
Yeah XD
2020-02-19 16:41
Some would say the bestest 12 hours
2020-02-20 20:58
#378
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India Noobdian 
Top1 12 hours
2020-02-21 11:01
+1
2020-02-21 15:24
#528
rain | 
Lithuania Planum 
goat 12 hours
2020-02-24 21:11
+1
2020-02-21 05:35
+2
2020-02-21 20:53
more then a day in :D
2020-02-21 18:38
26h men
2020-02-24 15:05
Battle royal irl, i like it my bet would be on the brazilians tho
2020-02-19 16:08
#13
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
BR OMEGALUL
2020-02-19 16:10
#379
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India Noobdian 
BR as in battle Royale or? Brazil?
2020-02-21 11:02
#380
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
both ;)
2020-02-21 11:10
#52
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
nt tier 7 user!
2020-02-19 16:29
- fakeflagging to make fun of Germans -tier 7 user Choose one
2020-02-21 01:42
#382
ZywOo | 
Europe vacban 
he is german
2020-02-21 14:48
Incorrect
2020-02-22 03:58
they would just kille each other
2020-02-19 18:22
#363
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Serbia nocturn1 
xd
2020-02-20 22:47
prove it or....
2020-02-21 19:35
Continent checks out
2020-02-21 20:53
#375
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African Union mikecool 
What about me mens)))
2020-02-21 05:27
I agree. I recommend the Cayman islands, we can influence world politics))) I'll get to work on a costitution
2020-02-19 16:08
#16
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
Good mens We must form a democratic Council
2020-02-19 16:11
Article 1: All mens))) living on our soil will be granted a state mandated girlfriend. Article 2: Don't say monkey it's bad Article 3: Good luck have fun
2020-02-19 16:11
Not even kidding, I'll write one. Thanks for suggestions.
2020-02-19 16:12
On a scale from 1-10 how fascist will it be?
2020-02-19 16:13
solid 3 probably I can't guarantee that brazilians won't be discriminated against.
2020-02-19 16:13
You should write a law against baiting.
2020-02-19 16:15
But how should we punish baiting?
2020-02-20 15:19
Everyone on the island gets a tattoo of an 8/8 on their body (Location of the tattoo is up for discussion) And with every bait a person has the first eight set to a 7, then a 6, then a 5 etc. When you reach 0/8 and you bait once more you get the death penalty.
2020-02-20 15:24
I’d say the we take a note out of China’s book and implement a social credit system
2020-02-20 15:29
The system I suggested is already very similar to what you are suggesting. Maybe we could develop some sort of app in which you can rate mens))) from 0 to 8. Don't know where we'd take it after that though.
2020-02-20 15:33
Take them to a different island, the Chinese will know what to do with them
2020-02-20 15:35
There is probably someone in the HLTV community who knows how to fly a helicopter.
2020-02-20 15:35
#337
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Ecuador Ageless 
I know a guy, he used to fly helicopters for Kobe...
2020-02-20 15:52
Men((
2020-02-20 15:53
#33
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
lmfao I actually love you. "I can't guarantee that brazilians won't be discriminated against." XD
2020-02-19 16:16
I'll try my best :D
2020-02-19 16:18
truth is truth
2020-02-24 15:24
it should be atleast 8 or 9 on the scale, fking communist
2020-02-21 01:30
Flag absolutely checks out
2020-02-24 15:20
u done?
2020-02-26 02:53
I've only been working on it, on and off. I have like 700 words, it's a lot more boring then I thought it would be
2020-02-26 03:18
Who would of know writing a nations constitution would be hard lol
2020-02-26 03:21
:thinking:
2020-02-26 15:53
Maybe we should form a comitte
2020-02-26 15:53
Perhaps a Congress of some sort 🤔
2020-02-26 15:54
Rule 1. No weebs
2020-02-19 16:20
Making a list, I'll post it in the discord aswell.
2020-02-19 16:21
Nice men
2020-02-19 16:22
link
2020-02-20 09:47
can you link me the dc mens))
2020-02-20 09:57
Why ;_;
2020-02-20 09:01
I’m sorry men, you’ll always be welcome to HLTYistan
2020-02-20 15:20
Then it will be Caymen))) islands
2020-02-21 01:39
#5
FalleN | 
Brazil zeraSK 
no, at least not us brazilian, you would use us as slaves.
2020-02-19 16:08
tbh
2020-02-19 16:10
#14
FalleN | 
Brazil zeraSK 
Texas > Delaware
2020-02-19 16:10
+1
2020-02-19 16:11
Minnesota>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
2020-02-20 15:21
Kansas>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
2020-02-21 18:52
Wrong
2020-02-21 19:33
#411
jks | 
United States Fule 
i hate kansas s
2020-02-21 19:34
#18
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
Slavery Bad. You can be servants :)
2020-02-19 16:11
flag doesn't check out
2020-02-19 18:58
#237
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
Britain was the first country to officially abolish slavery :)
2020-02-19 18:59
It'd be better than anything you have over in Brazil.
2020-02-19 16:12
#25
FalleN | 
Brazil zeraSK 
lmao 3/8
2020-02-19 16:12
Lmao +1
2020-02-19 17:34
We could blow the bridges to Noord-Beveland and colonise that. I'd be up for it.
2020-02-19 16:20
#19
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
fuck it dude
2020-02-19 16:11
but let's not take anyone who did participate in political threads
2020-02-19 16:10
Most of them are fat retarded kids (especially trump supporters) we could use them as food
2020-02-19 16:11
#31
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
OMEGALUL
2020-02-19 16:15
+1
2020-02-19 16:41
Lord Trump's iQ higher than yours cry is free 🖕😎🖕
2020-02-19 17:35
#385
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North America onionmesh 
xaxxaxaxaxaxaxa true for m16r fans
2020-02-21 15:22
#196
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Czech Republic Xedys 
Axaxaxa
2020-02-19 18:18
#215
OK | 
Reunion Edjon 
+1
2020-02-19 18:42
#276
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Kazakhstan MahNinja 
+1
2020-02-19 19:57
+1
2020-02-20 03:06
#403
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United States America! 
+1 axaxaxa
2020-02-21 18:50
#21
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
why not broski
2020-02-19 16:11
no one then?
2020-02-22 04:05
#32
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Brazil jacksfurions 
why island? we can do it in amazonia, if we pretend that we are native, nobody will disturb us, then we can build the de_aztec map.
2020-02-19 16:15
#34
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
We must take an island to be remote and have a natural military defense. We can also build ports and restrict immigration from reddit users
2020-02-19 16:17
#77
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Brazil jacksfurions 
+1
2020-02-19 16:45
+1
2020-02-19 17:36
solid idea but if we do the Spratly islands, then we can influence world politics by preventing the chinese from having them
2020-02-19 16:32
#79
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
+1 smart guy
2020-02-19 16:45
Can’t scuba dive in jungle men
2020-02-19 18:15
Have it be somewhere nice, I wanna run a HLTV dive shop
2020-02-19 16:23
#44
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Brunei BruneiMen 
You dive a lot?
2020-02-19 16:24
Got my rescue diver this summer and have been diving for 5 years now
2020-02-19 16:25
#50
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
are you related to neymar
2020-02-19 16:29
No men
2020-02-19 16:34
#60
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
but neymar is very skilled diver
2020-02-19 16:34
I know I’ve probably dived sites once dove by neymar
2020-02-19 16:38
#51
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Brunei BruneiMen 
Hell yeah men))) Im CMAS *** + CMAS * instructor
2020-02-19 16:29
Did all my stuff though PADI and can’t get dive master until I’m 18. You wanna co-own the dive shop?
2020-02-19 16:35
#68
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Brunei BruneiMen 
Hell yeah i wanna be a co owner.
2020-02-19 16:38
Hell yeah men
2020-02-19 16:39
You got a name for the shop?
2020-02-19 18:17
#221
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Brunei BruneiMen 
Hmm.. Let me think..
2020-02-19 18:46
How abt “Dive mens))”
2020-02-19 18:50
#227
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Brunei BruneiMen 
Sounds good to me mens))
2020-02-19 18:50
Ok mens)) but i think there should only be high iq hltv peoples not like sam2k 😎🤙
2020-02-19 16:23
#48
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
good idea mens )))))
2020-02-19 16:29
Ofc men))
2020-02-20 19:51
I’ll also do all the flag and seal design
2020-02-19 16:29
#55
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
Okay get to work mens)))
2020-02-19 16:31
Wait is the country’s ideology
2020-02-19 16:37
#83
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
not sure yet
2020-02-19 16:47
#93
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
smoke weed, do speed
2020-02-19 16:51
Mcafeeism, gotcha
2020-02-19 16:53
#96
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
omegalul
2020-02-19 16:53
Actually are we MAKING them to speed?
2020-02-19 17:06
#117
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
they just do mad amounts of speed to the point where cant go without
2020-02-19 17:07
Absolute mcafeeism
2020-02-19 17:09
#121
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
we love it
2020-02-19 17:10
I’m gonna add that slogan to the flag
2020-02-19 17:11
#127
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
good idea, send picture when finished
2020-02-19 17:12
It’ll take awhile, but I’ll do it
2020-02-19 17:13
#130
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
nice mens)))
2020-02-19 17:14
#277
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Kazakhstan MahNinja 
Mensism
2020-02-19 19:58
soon it will become dicatorship with jon e as supreme ruler
2020-02-24 15:26
be sure to put locker boy on it
2020-02-19 16:36
I will men
2020-02-19 16:56
#64
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Czech Republic KOKOT1234567 
make hltv republic great agane
2020-02-19 16:35
+1
2020-02-20 15:31
it never existed before, how can it be great again?
2020-02-24 15:27
FIrst Update: The island chain is the Spratly Islands, not the Cayman Islands. The Official name will be: The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands
2020-02-19 16:41
nice))) ill try to work on a flag when i arrive home. what ideologies should i base the flag on?
2020-02-19 16:43
idrc just put lockerboy on it or something
2020-02-19 16:45
aight
2020-02-19 16:45
But but but.... they said I could design the flag😔
2020-02-19 16:55
#110
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
anyone can design
2020-02-19 17:01
Ok men
2020-02-19 17:05
we both can design it mens)))
2020-02-19 17:30
Sound good men
2020-02-19 17:32
we'll have a competition
2020-02-19 17:49
Imma lose
2020-02-19 17:55
xd
2020-02-19 17:55
The state moto is “Smoke weed, do speed” so I’d say mcafeeism
2020-02-19 17:21
#81
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
Shall we make HLTV religion. "MENISM" Our holy god is Jonathan E
2020-02-19 16:46
+1
2020-02-19 16:47
#86
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
any followers of the religion are called MENS , any residents of the holy republic are called mens)))
2020-02-19 16:47
no womens allowed
2020-02-24 15:28
#471
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
incel
2020-02-24 16:26
how can womens be mens?
2020-02-24 16:26
#473
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United States America! 
wo-mens))
2020-02-24 16:28
nt trans
2020-02-24 16:28
Best we can get mens((
2020-02-24 16:31
can we reproduce with trans?
2020-02-24 16:31
Wouldn’t hurt to try
2020-02-24 16:32
mens)))))
2020-02-24 16:32
Mens)))))))
2020-02-24 16:33
+1
2020-02-19 17:31
You should make zeolik make a hltv republic text channel
2020-02-19 17:31
ill do it when im not at school the school blocked discord :/
2020-02-19 17:32
Ok men
2020-02-19 17:35
#474
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United States America! 
Use vpn
2020-02-24 16:28
cant they blocked all the vpns aswell google extensions are disabled too(
2020-02-24 16:50
#512
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United States America! 
f
2020-02-24 17:08
#85
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Denmark Gomer_Pyle 
Which city should be the capital, T-spawn or CT-spawn?
2020-02-19 16:47
B
2020-02-19 16:48
#88
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
banana
2020-02-19 16:48
#107
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Denmark Gomer_Pyle 
The country itself would for sure be a Banana-republic.
2020-02-19 17:00
#109
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
wat is this mean
2020-02-19 17:01
The banana republics was the name for the Central American country’s that where essentially rule by fruit companies
2020-02-20 18:05
#347
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
ahhhh . cool.
2020-02-20 18:06
Back plat is the capital
2020-02-19 16:55
#198
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Czech Republic Xedys 
Tbe city should be Popdog
2020-02-19 18:21
It should be Connector or Toxic
2020-02-19 19:23
#304
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Denmark Gomer_Pyle 
The parliament should perhabs be called Toxic.
2020-02-20 08:31
#258
jks | 
United States Fule 
What about old cache as capital
2020-02-19 19:24
Sounds like the gayest island ever
2020-02-19 16:49
#91
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
Only because your dad lives there you bitch boy
2020-02-19 16:50
he ded
2020-02-19 16:57
#103
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
because he got fucked in the ass
2020-02-19 16:57
you can die from dat?
2020-02-19 17:10
#123
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
yes men ask your dad , oh wait ....
2020-02-19 17:11
dont get banned before we finish the republic men)
2020-02-19 17:32
#151
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
true. I apologise profusely Zangtar , your dad isnt gay
2020-02-19 17:36
#476
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United States America! 
He would think otherwise after we kissed in the boys locker room after school in 1967
2020-02-24 16:30
#477
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
0_0
2020-02-24 16:30
you seem to know a lot about it
2020-02-19 18:58
;thinking;
2020-03-02 04:23
Hell yeah it is😎
2020-02-19 16:55
Should have 7 major cities named after and representing the competitive map pool. When the pool changes a city is burnt to the ground and rebuilt for the new map
2020-02-19 16:50
#92
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
HOLY FUCK +10000
2020-02-19 16:50
No seven states named after the maps and we name the city’s in each state after a place on the maps
2020-02-19 17:13
#264
jks | 
United States Fule 
the cities are the famous callouts and small towns are the smaller ones like xbox or catboost
2020-02-19 19:30
+1 and when maps that share call outs with the map that replaces it gets to live and not get blown up
2020-02-19 19:44
#352
jks | 
United States Fule 
but blowikg up creates jobs for men on island
2020-02-20 18:41
Will do.
2020-02-19 17:33
Instead of burning them to the ground why not just model them after each map and plant bombs in the bombsites when it's time to switch to a new map.
2020-02-19 19:29
+1
2020-02-19 20:07
+1
2020-02-19 20:24
NorthEastern side = Libertarian Minarchist side. SouthWestern side = Social Democrat leftist side. Let's see which one does better, i already know it ;)
2020-02-19 16:51
#97
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
none. Because we must work together
2020-02-19 16:55
bs
2020-02-19 17:48
#161
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
you are expelled from the republic
2020-02-19 17:50
LMAOOOOOOO nt
2020-02-19 17:50
#165
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
we have the strongest military in the world, challenge us if you dare 😎😎
2020-02-19 17:51
lul right wingers have the right to their freedom u lefties can fuck off to your side army will just protect, not influence...otherwise it wouldnt be a republic it'd be an Empire. do you want an HLTV Empire?
2020-02-19 17:52
#168
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
who says i am leftie. the army is protecting. protecting from scum like you ! 😎😎
2020-02-19 17:53
lul then federalism will have different places being very different. stop hurting my feelings mate
2020-02-19 17:55
#177
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
im sorry bro was only joke :(
2020-02-19 18:05
hug it out?
2020-02-19 18:15
#202
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
ofc bro *hug*
2020-02-19 18:26
#478
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United States America! 
COMMIE!!!!!!!
2020-02-24 16:30
#479
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
overweight pepeLaugh
2020-02-24 16:31
#490
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United States America! 
Racista
2020-02-24 16:34
Depends where men
2020-02-24 16:34
What about the an-primes, they need a region to
2020-02-20 20:56
i can live in a cave out of unemployment salary
2020-02-19 16:58
#106
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
No mens . You can come live in the palace with me mens))
2020-02-19 17:00
You can live on the dive boats, you’ll be our boat driver
2020-02-20 20:57
#105
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Georgia cleve 
Yes We need to and have to do that
2020-02-19 17:00
#108
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
thats the spirit mens)) Long live the HLTV Republic
2020-02-19 17:01
#111
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Georgia cleve 
But no girls(((((((((( How can we reproduce?
2020-02-19 17:02
#112
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
We invade and bring them back home
2020-02-19 17:02
#118
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Georgia cleve 
Sounds good, i'm totally in
2020-02-19 17:08
#119
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
you can be vice military commander as a token of my appreciation
2020-02-19 17:09
#125
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Georgia cleve 
I wanted be a prime minister but i'm down with commander as well
2020-02-19 17:11
#126
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
all commanders are automatically members of the Council
2020-02-19 17:12
#146
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Georgia cleve 
Looking forward to it
2020-02-19 17:33
ill add you to the list
2020-02-19 17:27
#145
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Georgia cleve 
Thanks
2020-02-19 17:33
Don’t worry men, the dive shop will bring all the qts
2020-02-20 18:01
I've finished the declaration of Independence(mostly) The good users of this website, hereby declares the islands, named “Spratly Islands” Is now an autonomous republic, ruled by the democratically elected lockerboy and his prime ministers; OFFICIAL_HLTV_CENTRIST and Newm1. This momentous and historic decision has been brought about by many dozens of injustices, caused by this lack of sovereignty, in our online space. We have no freedom of worship; we have no freedom of speech, we have no freedom to insult, even if with such degraded remarks. These oppressions, brought about by both the Chinese government, and those who lead HLTV.org, are no longer tolerable. These, we cannot stand; and thus, we are driven to this decision. This great republic, the great religious order, bastion of righteousness is here by independent, by right of god, and lockerboy. We are the most supreme of this great project.
2020-02-19 17:26
#137
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
+100000 Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands
2020-02-19 17:27
Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands.
2020-02-19 17:44
Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands.
2020-02-19 18:00
#200
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Czech Republic Xedys 
Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands.
2020-02-19 18:22
#243
jks | 
United States Fule 
Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands.
2020-02-19 19:04
blotz farting his ass
2020-02-24 15:30
#135
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
ALL HAIL JONATHAN E
2020-02-19 17:25
Who is our president ?
2020-02-19 17:40
Lockerboy. The PMs are Newm1 and me, there will be elections in a week. Still writing the constitution xd
2020-02-19 17:45
I'll vote for him .
2020-02-19 18:29
PM is an electable position, President isn't. We are a Republican Theocracy. Lockerboy is our god, apparently.
2020-02-19 18:30
Where is he now when we need him the most ?
2020-02-19 18:33
:/ idk men
2020-02-19 18:33
Serious Question. I think with memes about him we made him quit hltv and he probably regret posting that picture ?
2020-02-19 18:40
idek who he is, tbh I'd like to see an og link, i'd be totally willing to take him out of the equation entirely
2020-02-19 18:41
I think the thread was r8 me or something like that .
2020-02-19 18:43
xd maybe I need to come up with another meme to worship any ideas?
2020-02-19 18:44
We got Johnny E bro
2020-02-19 20:08
Who’s locker boy?
2020-02-20 18:00
Jonathan E, This is a very interesting project. Please don't delete this thread, or ban any of us. <3
2020-02-19 17:44
#163
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
+1
2020-02-19 17:50
You should sweet talk Dmitrii too. Just to be safe
2020-02-19 17:51
#408
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United States America! 
+1 if he does take it down that would make a nig htclub lover
2020-02-21 18:52
... The Official Animal of the Spratly-HLTV Republic, is hereby declared to be the Chicken. The Official Colour of the HLTV-Spratly Republic is Blue. The Official food of the HLTV-Spratly Republic is Burger.
2020-02-19 17:48
#164
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
borger
2020-02-19 17:50
If no girl I am not coming
2020-02-19 18:04
#184
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
You must bring some russian girls. I love russian girls
2020-02-19 18:08
I would offer u an exchange but since all UK girls are ugly bring me scandinavian girls I will bring ruski
2020-02-19 19:44
#313
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
Ok I will go invade my friend Ruski girl > all
2020-02-20 10:49
This country is BYOG
2020-02-19 19:03
Wut
2020-02-19 19:44
Bring your own girls
2020-02-19 19:45
OK men but I need something to exchange
2020-02-20 11:46
I’ll trade you 10 borgors for 5 bottles of vodka
2020-02-20 15:50
We have deal?
2020-02-24 18:27
No I need scandinavian pussy I refuge men)))
2020-02-24 19:51
I’ll get you the next best thing. I’ll give you a job at the dive shop
2020-02-24 19:53
Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands.
2020-02-19 18:06
#183
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
+1
2020-02-19 18:08
#185
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands.
2020-02-19 18:09
+1
2020-02-24 16:41
#501
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands.
2020-02-24 16:41
#201
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Czech Republic Xedys 
Let's gooo! also can I be the official Prokda?
2020-02-19 18:24
#203
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
hmm idk I will have to hold a referendum on it
2020-02-19 18:26
#212
 | 
Czech Republic Xedys 
Ok
2020-02-19 18:41
#203 noted
2020-02-19 18:42
Section 3,Article II: The official position of Prokda, shall be elected via a popular vote of the citizenry, and shall serve a term of one month. Section 3.1, Article II: The Responsibilities of the Prokda will be as follows: managing the meme intake of the general population. The population should not have access to blasphemous information. A Prokda can be forcefully removed by the parliament with a simple majority vote.
2020-02-19 18:52
#253
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Czech Republic Xedys 
+1 That's what I thought!
2020-02-19 19:20
I like the article
2020-02-20 17:58
prokda should be prokda tbh
2020-02-24 15:33
#204
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India mr_magician 
strict immigration pollicies please
2020-02-19 18:29
#210
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
ofc mens ))))))))
2020-02-19 18:40
noted
2020-02-19 18:42
#219
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India mr_magician 
also i would like to nominate myself for foreign minister. I have had International relations as a subject
2020-02-19 18:45
can do, we'll need a starting cabinet anyways, you'll be the first foreign minister of the HLTV Republic
2020-02-19 18:46
#229
 | 
India mr_magician 
cool
2020-02-19 18:53
xd
2020-02-19 18:54
#250
 | 
India mr_magician 
planning to follow kautilya's mandala theory (its a theory of aggressive foreign policy. you may relate him with machiavelli)
2020-02-19 19:10
I dont think that"ll be good for business
2020-02-20 04:57
Exclusive for hltv user
2020-02-19 18:47
+1
2020-02-19 18:55
#217
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Bulgaria cuddleslut 
Hell nah, this country will have the highest suicide rate, everyone would suffer from depresion and it will be just overall hell
2020-02-19 18:43
Don’t worry men, me and Brunei men will run the scuba shop. Can’t be depressed when diving men
2020-02-19 18:49
no, this is the most fun ive had in ages
2020-02-19 18:55
A Referendum on the official National anthem will be held soon, stand by.
2020-02-19 18:46
#254
 | 
Georgia cleve 
Waiting too hear our national anthem
2020-02-19 19:21
I need submitions first then when I get home ill do a straw poll
2020-02-19 19:28
#256
jks | 
United States Fule 
yes we shall vote for it not a single ruler
2020-02-19 19:23
#261
2020-02-19 19:28
+1
2020-02-20 04:56
#236
OK | 
Peru TheJuan 
Will OK sayers be oppressed????
2020-02-19 18:59
do you want to be the OK Sayers Representative? You can prevent Ok sayer oppression
2020-02-19 19:04
#244
OK | 
Peru TheJuan 
Zahid is our leader since cucKing was taken to gulag by dimitrii
2020-02-19 19:05
Be sure to inform him of his new position he will be required to report to Our Capital once a month
2020-02-19 19:05
#247
OK | 
Peru TheJuan 
Ok.
2020-02-19 19:06
Ok!
2020-02-24 15:34
Ok§
2020-02-24 16:17
#248
jks | 
United States Fule 
What is the national language and flag?
2020-02-19 19:07
This is an international site, please write your comment in English. Comments in another language will be deleted. and a flag is being made by two good Samaritans
2020-02-19 19:23
*1 Good Samaritan, I fruggin forgot lol
2020-02-20 14:47
xd maybe HLTV_FLAG_EXPERT will do it also can you give #311 and #312 the discord link, im at school rn
2020-02-20 14:50
Sounds good, nice that we’re on the same time zone
2020-02-20 15:11
yee im supposed to be writing an essay rn I should probably start soon
2020-02-20 15:11
#249
 | 
Europe JuliusCaesar 
I'd love to do that but without Jonathan E. Or we can take him and give him worst job possible. Recently he made north korea out of HLTV. Quick note to Jonathan, I just want You to know that I've read hltv.org/forums/rules before posting this. I am entitled to have an opinion and this is it.
2020-02-19 19:10
#251
jks | 
United States Fule 
quick copypasta of that last sentence
2020-02-19 19:11
#252
 | 
Europe JuliusCaesar 
Use this last sentence in every comment. Its ur insurance.
2020-02-19 19:13
We can have all the budget money for the country in my bank account yes ?
2020-02-19 19:33
#266
jks | 
United States Fule 
yes good idea to give to swedish immigrant very smart
2020-02-19 19:33
Only if you’re willing to live in Overpass
2020-02-19 20:49
#272
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Algeria abdodz32 
I can do electricity
2020-02-19 19:47
good, I'll appoint you head Utilities Manager of the Islands
2020-02-19 20:15
#273
 | 
Afghanistan Tajik! 
We would starve or can anyone in HLTV farm in a way that plants actually survive?
2020-02-19 19:49
Obviously the city of inferno would have the Banana district
2020-02-19 20:30
That where the fruit market is
2020-02-19 20:30
In top banana, but in bottom banana they log trees
2020-02-19 20:34
#294
jks | 
United States Fule 
vending machines everywhere too
2020-02-19 21:15
zeolikk could teach people how to farm
2020-02-20 15:15
What would we grow men?
2020-02-20 15:48
#275
 | 
Kazakhstan MahNinja 
How could we reproduce?
2020-02-19 19:55
we steel womens through conquest
2020-02-19 20:15
Thought we would all just be gay
2020-02-19 20:23
I mean being trans is always an option, i'm sure we're smart enough to figure out how to have kids))
2020-02-19 20:24
What ever. Besides the dive shop will bring all the scuba cuties
2020-02-19 20:26
xd
2020-02-19 20:27
You think I’m joking. Boat and plane full to the brim with 10/10s
2020-02-19 20:29
just like the old days
2020-02-19 20:15
I can get pregant from you guys :3
2020-02-20 09:08
#310
 | 
Kazakhstan MahNinja 
man of culture
2020-02-20 09:44
Thank you men
2020-02-20 14:46
Executive Order 1A: All Current Inhabitants of the Spratly Islands are orderd to vvacate the land; you have one month to do so. Anyone still found on HLTV Territory will be forcefully removed, and extradited to person's parent nation. The HLTV Republic does not recognize any conflicting claims to its territory. Any attempts to violate its sovereignty (Or prevent the establishment of this most lovely of republics) will be met with lethal force. 2020-02-19 13:20 - OHC/AertemiSx
2020-02-19 20:26
#296
jks | 
United States Fule 
will there be social classes. im 200iq so i work at nuke
2020-02-19 21:41
I’m gonna work on the beaches of dz_sirocco
2020-02-19 22:48
I'm categorizing the regions to jobs You're a nuclear scientist!
2020-02-19 23:01
#299
jks | 
United States Fule 
$$$ i love this island
2020-02-19 23:49
+1
2020-02-20 03:05
I work at mirage kitchen
2020-02-20 09:06
Will you make us borgers?
2020-02-20 16:43
#342
jks | 
United States Fule 
and kebabs
2020-02-20 16:44
keep this thread going strong. someone should design like a game
2020-02-20 09:10
2020-02-20 15:38
Mk
2020-02-20 22:44
#309
jks | 
Switzerland cykalater 
Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands. buti'm not even in discord :( and i can't swim so no chance for me to live there(((
2020-02-20 09:16
Me and Guccilele will teach you, don’t worry
2020-02-20 15:14
#314
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands. LONG LIVE OUR ISLAND
2020-02-20 10:50
Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands.
2020-02-20 14:16
+1
2020-02-20 14:45
Thank you Obama
2020-02-20 21:01
very cool, obama
2020-02-24 15:43
Only if a centrist/rightist person will rule pls no leftism
2020-02-20 15:52
#348
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
ofc mens. But weed legal
2020-02-20 18:06
yes thats one of the literally few good things that leftism has
2020-02-20 18:21
#351
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
a few other things too , both the left and right have good policies
2020-02-20 18:26
#359
 | 
Bulgaria No_1One 
ok centrist
2020-02-20 21:00
+1
2020-02-20 21:00
#377
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
I would say i probably am a left leaning centrist :)
2020-02-21 10:36
#340
NiKo | 
United Kingdom Dogehino 
Would become a war between nations and flairs. But If we all gang up on the Brazilians we should be fine mens)))
2020-02-20 15:55
#349
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
lmfao
2020-02-20 18:06
Lol
2020-02-24 16:08
#357
 | 
Bulgaria No_1One 
That's a very bad idea men((
2020-02-20 20:59
No
2020-02-20 20:59
#370
jks | 
United States Fule 
people say usa revolution was bad idea
2020-02-21 05:03
#364
 | 
France CKs1 
Yes men))) rly nice we should make our first election to know pur president !
2020-02-20 22:48
In due time my friend))
2020-02-21 01:28
no brazilians allowed our country name is mensestan))
2020-02-21 04:07
Why not, we’re all mens)) here
2020-02-24 16:55
Cool I will be head of HLTV propaganda
2020-02-21 05:04
#372
jks | 
United States Fule 
i can make a instagram
2020-02-21 05:05
wtf
2020-02-24 15:44
#373
jks | 
United States Fule 
someone invite me to discord
2020-02-21 05:18
did you get?
2020-02-24 15:44
No the main HLTV discord is invite only
2020-02-24 21:10
then how did i get in?
2020-02-24 22:52
idk
2020-02-25 02:55
#374
Boombl4 | 
Brazil ricca 
kk go to chernobyl then
2020-02-21 05:18
Maybe I will
2020-02-24 16:40
#381
 | 
Korea XigNw0w 
We would all just because of hunger or probably dehydration kills us first.
2020-02-21 11:36
your point?
2020-02-21 15:20
#373 #397 #371 pls give these kind people the discord link, or I can do it when im not at school
2020-02-21 18:51
I can’t right now but I’ll get to it
2020-02-21 18:51
k ty
2020-02-21 18:52
yeah, i cant. its privit
2020-02-21 23:04
rip
2020-02-22 00:08
#393
jks | 
United States Fule 
says dprk
2020-02-21 16:43
north korea = best korea?
2020-02-22 01:44
#383
 | 
United States RopzIsCute 
Ok let's go
2020-02-21 14:50
ask hobbitender for discord
2020-02-21 18:42
ask hobbitender for discord
2020-02-21 18:42
ask hobbitender for discord
2020-02-21 18:42
#400
 | 
United States RopzIsCute 
Three comments?
2020-02-21 18:42
internet fucked itself srry
2020-02-21 18:49
#401
jks | 
United States Fule 
rgr
2020-02-21 18:48
im sorry men. i cant give you access
2020-02-22 01:43
#409
 | 
United States America! 
Bump
2020-02-21 18:53
+1
2020-02-28 16:38
wtf is this no brazilian nonsense. we in.
2020-02-22 04:02
Y’all in
2020-02-22 21:37
keep it going, keep up the convos
2020-02-23 04:38
+1
2020-02-23 15:07
bump
2020-02-24 01:14
+1
2020-02-24 15:03
Good!
2020-02-24 01:23
+1
2020-02-24 15:03
#430
AdreN | 
Russia F1Z1K 
Just don't let mazepa there
2020-02-24 15:05
Why not men?
2020-02-24 15:06
#432
 | 
Georgia Megobari 
He's the best HLTV user, wtf, men)))
2020-02-24 15:07
#433
AdreN | 
Russia F1Z1K 
He is a nazi
2020-02-24 15:07
#434
 | 
Georgia Megobari 
He's deffending his country, why he is Nazi?
2020-02-24 15:08
#435
AdreN | 
Russia F1Z1K 
By attacking Russians?
2020-02-24 15:09
#438
 | 
Georgia Megobari 
russian-occupiers, not all russians
2020-02-24 15:17
#442
AdreN | 
Russia F1Z1K 
Stop justifying him, he hates all Russians, not only Russian-occupiers
2020-02-24 15:20
#450
 | 
Georgia Megobari 
Ok, you know better, brat
2020-02-24 15:31
Fellas chill
2020-02-24 16:09
is he pwlander or someone else?
2020-02-24 15:47
Who?
2020-02-24 16:39
ukraine nazi mens
2020-02-24 16:40
That’s not cool men, why would he do that
2020-02-24 16:41
chernobyl radiation affect brain
2020-02-24 16:43
Ah makes sense
2020-02-24 16:43
I think it would be the roughest country ever
2020-02-24 15:10
Yeah but it’ll be great
2020-02-24 15:12
#439
 | 
Finland Kari_Tapio 
Italian people will love Inferno and... Italy, feels like home but no corona Tourists will love Canals and Cbble definitely and don't forget our main tourist attraction: Zoo Office and Agency are the headquarters of our lovely country Mirage and Dust for Habibis Vertigo to our beloved construction workers Electricity and nuclear weapons from Nuke. To balance things out, we have Biome Germans have no access to Train sorry mens))
2020-02-24 15:18
+1 That and the dive shop will bring tourists +1 That’s the public square +1 Already have workers for nuke +1
2020-02-24 15:22
I'll live on Lake men))
2020-02-24 19:58
Can I hangout with you sometime my friend?
2020-02-24 20:04
ofc, bring some beer, food is on me bro
2020-02-24 20:11
Damn sure thing, what’s on the menu my guy
2020-02-24 20:13
Chinese food, I want to eat something spicy You know what beer to bring men)
2020-02-24 20:17
Nice men, I don’t like beer but I’ll bring a 8 of whatever you want
2020-02-24 20:19
I'm not a picky drinker men, bring sth that suits your taste ;)
2020-02-24 20:20
Sounds good men))
2020-02-24 20:21
So will Jonathan E. be president or me?
2020-02-24 15:18
whomstve?
2020-02-24 15:50
*Whom’st’ve
2020-02-24 15:52
ty, yes
2020-02-24 15:53
Np men
2020-02-24 15:53
Jonathan E. is the main admin of the hltv forums
2020-02-24 15:52
are you?
2020-02-24 15:53
No :(
2020-02-24 15:55
bruh
2020-02-24 15:56
me :)
2020-02-24 15:53
#483
 | 
United States America! 
What will be our native language I are think welsh)
2020-02-24 16:32
English, because this is a international site😎
2020-02-24 16:32
#489
 | 
United States America! 
helo dynion dwi'n caru dy fam
2020-02-24 16:34
Yee
2020-02-24 16:39
#485
OK | 
Reunion Edjon 
can i be the representative of the albanian minority if theres a discord link invite me
2020-02-24 16:32
Your already on the discord so your good
2020-02-24 16:33
#492
OK | 
Reunion Edjon 
oh so its baitlanders discord server ok
2020-02-24 16:35
Yeah we need a text channel for the republic tho
2020-02-24 16:38
#500
2020-02-24 16:41
#502
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
I have been inactive my people. All is well. I had some business to tend to. Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands. Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands. Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands. Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands. Long Live The People’s Autonomous Democratic Republic of The HLTV Forums and the Spratly Islands.
2020-02-24 16:42
+1 r u in the discord?
2020-02-24 16:51
#507
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
nej . pls send
2020-02-24 16:51
@Linkolini
2020-02-24 16:51
#509
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
check dm mens)))
2020-02-24 16:54
#511
 | 
United States America! 
Send me disc mens))
2020-02-24 17:07
Might I get link aswell?
2020-02-24 17:08
#532
 | 
Canada OGEST_OG_FAN 
Hello I would like to apply to be the minister of Brazillian-NA relations, I speak portuguese and english. We will live in harmony Long lIve the Republic!
2020-02-24 23:17
You got my vote
2020-02-25 14:47
#538
 | 
Canada OGEST_OG_FAN 
can I has discord link pls
2020-02-26 02:48
sorry mate im not a no lifer (on hltv at least)
2020-02-26 03:10
new sodoma and gomorra with only full mens and jonathan like dictator))
2020-02-24 23:20
bump
2020-02-25 09:56
+1
2020-02-25 14:47
#540
 | 
France NekzNNJA 
I'm black Idk if i'd feel welcomed lmao
2020-02-26 02:54
dont worry men. Every men has a place in the nation
2020-02-26 03:09
Can i elect myself as the Liquid Ambassador/ Leader of the Liquid Embassy?
2020-02-26 03:57
#546
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
nomegalul
2020-02-26 11:57
ok:)
2020-02-26 14:11
Who’s gonna conscript in the army mens?
2020-02-27 15:25
Long live HLTVistan
2020-02-28 16:37
Dang almost 50 comments deleted
2020-02-28 16:40
the hltv republic will be reorganised into the first hltv empire
2020-02-28 16:44
Once we invade Indonesia we’ll be an empire
2020-02-28 16:45
Will Valorant be banned?
2020-03-04 15:39
#559
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
yes
2020-03-24 23:49
#560
s1mple | 
United Kingdom Newm1 
bump
2020-03-24 23:49
#561
jks | 
United States Fule 
bump
2020-03-28 01:53
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Gambit Youngsters
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Heretics
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