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I R8 your flex
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Finland men)))))))) 
Tell me your biggest flex and I'll rate it
2020-03-26 12:37
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#1
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Kyrgyzstan Kyrgyzstanian 
3 years on heroin and 2 years on methadone programm 😎👍🏿
2020-03-26 12:37
#3
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Finland men)))))))) 
3/6
2020-03-26 12:38
#5
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Kyrgyzstan Kyrgyzstanian 
flex went too far :(
2020-03-26 12:38
just normal russian life
2020-03-27 16:17
imagine, hating whole ethnicity because of lost cs game
2020-03-27 16:21
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa , i just dont like cs russians mens, in rl i like them
2020-03-27 16:26
lol german cs dont exist at all for last 5 years))))))))))))
2020-03-28 08:55
#252
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Europe leadermario 
when u talk but u cant even choose a head of coountry :DDDDDDDDDDD
2020-03-28 09:15
#464
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Germany jokZzZzZz 
lol only reason a russian team is relavent is because of a ukranian
2020-05-10 00:34
#162
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Cambodia RIPol_Pot 
0 iq players think like that mens)))))))))))))
2020-03-27 17:22
#255
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United States Azuhh 
good luck on your recovery bro, i heard the heroin problem there is fucked.
2020-03-28 09:31
#378
LoOna | 
Korea ARBOGA 
damn, that's rough! i can relate though. going through a rehab program for alcohol.
2020-03-31 10:56
#439
daps | 
Canada JC_123 
nt Jacqueline McCafferty
2020-04-05 00:30
#2
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Ukraine NAVl 
almost a 7inch pecker
2020-03-26 12:38
#7
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Finland men)))))))) 
5/7
2020-03-26 12:38
#52
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Ukraine NAVl 
no, more like 6.8/7
2020-03-27 11:30
no u
2020-03-27 11:30
#54
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Ukraine NAVl 
yes me)))
2020-03-27 11:31
I thought you were going to say : I have an esport org
2020-03-27 16:04
I only have to shit every 4-5 days
2020-03-26 12:38
#8
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Finland men)))))))) 
18/20
2020-03-26 12:39
#118
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Sweden NeverSexDog 
lets fucking go i found another, we are a rare type but we are superior
2020-03-27 16:10
same lol
2020-03-28 05:36
This shit (pun intended) may mean you're constipated. Get some fibre into your damn system.
2020-03-28 23:28
not long until the doctor will take that shit outta ur butthole
2020-03-29 00:22
ahahahhahaha
2020-03-30 08:31
imagine if they find oil in there
2020-03-30 08:32
lmao
2020-05-10 01:04
#171
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Netherlands Lurox 
Fakeflagger spotted.
2020-03-27 18:31
why you are thinking it?
2020-03-30 07:48
#375
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Netherlands Lurox 
Americans eat so much they shit 3 times per day at least.
2020-03-30 23:41
lmao
2020-03-31 19:04
hahahHahahahaha
2020-04-02 11:53
Wtf same . I thought I was the only one
2020-03-28 01:10
thats bad thing tho LOL, nice metabolism
2020-03-30 23:25
#452
nexa | 
Serbia seLxa 
u fattt
2020-04-05 21:45
#9
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Finland men)))))))) 
18/17
2020-03-26 12:39
#495
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Germany ske0 
Holy shit brother 666/zu wild
2020-05-19 08:37
ive rejected over hundred hot single mums in my area😤
2020-03-26 12:40
hOw dArE yOu/15
2020-03-26 12:41
Now tells us what else had you dreamed last night!
2020-03-27 11:39
buy urself a brain if u dont get it
2020-03-27 12:17
maybe he just doesn't watch porn
2020-03-27 22:42
#474
LaimB | 
Lithuania Martis 
Not clicking on an ad is not rejection. You might have ignored them
2020-05-10 01:03
#12
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New Zealand ^Roo^ 
I have a wife, a puppy and a job I love
2020-03-26 13:28
#31
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Netherlands SportingNL 
gj
2020-03-27 09:57
What doink in hltv mens)))/1834
2020-03-27 11:34
8/8
2020-03-27 16:13
#305
nawwk | 
Sweden FL4XY 
simp
2020-03-30 08:20
Mens is happy and has wife. HLTVLogic = Simp. Nice
2020-03-31 19:59
#417
mika | 
Spain VIKTORAL 
nt beta loser his life isnt simping he is the definition of a king
2020-04-01 12:40
#437
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Poland LOKKKI 
simp
2020-04-05 00:26
wp
2020-04-05 00:31
I am from Turkey :) that's the biggest flex tbh. :))
2020-03-26 13:29
#14
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Turkey adnanMenderes 
anliyorum, flair checks out
2020-03-26 13:41
what? isn't your biggest flex the same? ha adnan?
2020-03-26 13:42
#23
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Turkey adnanMenderes 
my biggest flex is that i am old cumhurbaşkan başbakan genelkurmayı
2020-03-26 15:02
Xantares/4
2020-03-27 09:42
#69
JaCkz | 
Netherlands vMatA 
woxic/4
2020-03-27 11:46
#40
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Mongolia k0ng0 
Tbh Erdogan is flexing on all of you turks.
2020-03-27 10:16
guys who are proud about flags and lands just have no other tings to be proud of :( ..
2020-03-27 16:19
so funny fascist guy
2020-03-27 17:18
not funny ,facts, and iam more left
2020-03-27 23:08
that's even worse
2020-03-28 18:38
That's actually very opposed to fascism. Fascism and nationalism have quite some similarities.
2020-04-01 12:46
turkish aim s
2020-03-27 19:28
#214
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Denmark U w0t m8? 
That's pretty sad
2020-03-28 01:17
#459
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Cyprus SexeSnek 
Brainwashing at its finest lmfao and that's I've seen some pretty brainwashed people as a russian
2020-04-05 21:53
#16
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Sweden Majlo_ 
I don't work.
2020-03-26 13:44
bruh/8
2020-03-27 09:41
#450
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Europe thaifinnen 
Thats not a flex its just lazy
2020-04-05 21:43
#454
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Sweden Majlo_ 
Not if it's because I don't have to work.
2020-04-05 21:46
#462
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Europe thaifinnen 
Im not working and have not worked since August 2018 since i didnt need to but that doesnt change the fact that its still just me being lazy
2020-04-05 22:50
#17
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Brunei Not_StriK 
My dick is bigger than my gf's
2020-03-26 13:46
#21
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Finland Jolkkoswag 
i mean would be bit scary if your gf had bigger dick than you
2020-03-26 13:57
#22
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Brunei Not_StriK 
What? No all of my friends' gf's have bigger dicks than my friends
2020-03-26 14:05
9/7
2020-03-27 09:42
#33
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Brunei Not_StriK 
Ty men))))))))
2020-03-27 10:02
#406
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Reunion WalterJones 
pedo spotted. I call the police
2020-03-31 19:21
#407
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Brunei Not_StriK 
Wtf she is 24 and im 45
2020-03-31 19:55
Im black Ukrainian jew
2020-03-26 13:47
nice/2
2020-03-27 09:40
wtf
2020-03-27 16:14
in other thread you said you were 75% Ukrainian and 25% Polish
2020-03-27 19:37
#223
AmaNEk | 
France NTd0G 
There is/was a lot of jews in Poland
2020-03-28 01:41
how can you be black being of the proportions above?
2020-03-28 11:24
#223
2020-03-30 11:50
Aren't you the one that said "babka znyala masky shchob pokashlyaty, nam pizdets"?
2020-03-30 12:20
Who?
2020-03-30 12:21
Is that you?
2020-03-30 12:38
ofc)
2020-03-30 12:38
Love you bro, if that's you)))))
2020-03-30 12:39
I'll be in Frankivsk on wednesday. We could down a few bears if you want:)
2020-03-30 12:43
im in a village atm)
2020-03-30 12:44
Could you get to Frankivsk, wednesday of friday?
2020-03-30 12:45
dont think so:)
2020-03-30 12:46
Bro, come, please!
2020-03-30 12:47
wtf why?
2020-03-30 12:47
To down a few beers:)
2020-03-30 12:48
everything is closed due to this fkn panic, isnt it?
2020-03-30 12:49
I'll find the place, ok?
2020-03-30 12:50
man, im scared)))))
2020-03-30 12:52
Military facility in Frankivsk :)
2020-03-30 12:55
xaxaxaxsxsxa
2020-03-30 23:25
''ti sho ebanutaya shtoli'' :D lol nice one
2020-04-01 13:02
"Ty jobanyta chy shcho"
2020-04-01 13:12
+1
2020-03-30 23:24
#451
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Europe thaifinnen 
Does people treat you different because of it?
2020-04-05 21:45
#19
ty1er | 
Russia ty1ercs 
183cm Studying at university for free at software engineering (cuz Im so smart) Lost 12 kg since 1st January Global Elite
2020-03-26 13:47
#20
ty1er | 
Russia ty1ercs 
but my biggest flex is: 17 avg, 1.02 kd
2020-03-26 13:51
What doink in hltv forum/83
2020-03-27 09:41
#82
ty1er | 
Russia ty1ercs 
communicating with the whole world
2020-03-27 13:59
University of texas Free bcoz u poor asf
2020-03-30 08:30
#313
ty1er | 
Russia ty1ercs 
cry more, your jealous makes me much stronger
2020-03-30 08:59
Ok greek B
2020-03-30 10:02
#29
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Switzerland Jeded 
Not a big fan for bragging but I once got 2 adr in a game of vertigo ;)
2020-03-27 09:46
Impact/4
2020-03-27 11:13
#30
kennyS | 
France Bituron 
1k hours and silver 3 💯💯💯
2020-03-27 09:48
9/5
2020-03-27 11:13
Hahaha noob I have 1k hours and silver 4
2020-03-27 16:17
Mens teach me how to play
2020-03-27 18:25
Use krieg or AWP
2020-03-27 18:46
P90 better 😎
2020-03-27 19:36
#280
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Portugal iamchadux 
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
2020-03-28 21:55
I just got a girlfriend))
2020-03-27 10:01
Congratz/69
2020-03-27 11:13
thank you mens))
2020-03-27 14:37
gj bro although i do not agree with your name
2020-03-27 12:18
why mens))
2020-03-27 14:37
because magnussen retarded
2020-03-27 16:06
so is grosjean
2020-03-27 17:21
he's just bad. magnussen is good but mentally unstable
2020-03-27 17:22
#224
AmaNEk | 
France NTd0G 
Both so fucking bad lmaooooooooooo
2020-03-28 01:42
#34
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Qatar zablitz 
I have friends and a loving family. 😎
2020-03-27 10:06
10/10
2020-03-27 11:14
#35
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United States brbsalt 
My biggest flex is all my setup are razor products)
2020-03-27 10:06
Plastic/10
2020-03-27 11:14
#36
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Philippines knockondood 
Using data at home
2020-03-27 10:08
big flex/9745
2020-03-27 11:31
#39
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Russia thatwhodeadd 
Won 1st lan when i was 13
2020-03-27 10:14
young hitter/10
2020-03-27 11:14
#50
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Russia thatwhodeadd 
ty men)))
2020-03-27 11:26
#167
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Finland SunMutsi 
i quickly read that as young hitler :D
2020-03-27 17:27
same menssss
2020-03-28 08:55
Ali-A intro/58
2020-03-27 11:15
#56
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Brunei BruneiMen 
2020-03-27 11:31
Danish conspiracy/138749
2020-03-27 11:33
#62
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Brunei BruneiMen 
Wtf men
2020-03-27 11:41
+26,659 views wtf :D
2020-03-27 16:06
#120
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Brunei BruneiMen 
😎😎😎😎 Reply needs to have actual content
2020-03-27 16:12
#161
SS | 
Germany cya_in_10 
how you have you never seen them before
2020-03-27 17:21
I did, I got baited every time and probably account for like 30 clicks 🤣
2020-03-27 22:38
#133
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Canada rayrayrayray 
youre missing so many pieces :/
2020-03-27 16:19
#137
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Brunei BruneiMen 
Only 2 on that pic, but i have them.
2020-03-27 16:20
display: flex; justify-content: center; align-items: row-reverse;
2020-03-27 11:39
Thank you for the information mens)))/10
2020-03-27 11:40
programmingmens)))/10
2020-03-27 11:41
css programmer flexing
2020-03-27 23:15
css is not programming.
2020-03-28 17:18
#64
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Finland Cucumber)) 
3754 hours in CSGO and i'm botshit
2020-03-27 11:42
Anlaki/19
2020-03-27 11:42
#67
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Finland Cucumber)) 
i are thank)
2020-03-27 11:45
closed on Quarantine in Europe EZ
2020-03-27 11:45
9/15
2020-03-27 16:02
#68
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Finland cuntycorn 
190cm, bench 150kg, squat 180kg, deadlift 220kg, penis 24cm, car = porsche, iq = hltv
2020-03-27 11:45
Testo/4
2020-03-27 16:02
And out of the whole list only last is true ;)
2020-03-27 23:16
#196
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Finland cuntycorn 
Actually, in reality the numbers are 20% higher. I'm just humble. (rate this flex also)
2020-03-27 23:20
#215
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Denmark U w0t m8? 
Full of shit/10
2020-03-28 01:21
#219
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Finland cuntycorn 
lmao jealous dane, come here and get the taste of a real viking
2020-03-28 01:29
#220
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Denmark U w0t m8? 
Nah not really, happy with the way I am
2020-03-28 01:31
#221
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Finland cuntycorn 
i'm 20% happier
2020-03-28 01:32
#222
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Denmark U w0t m8? 
And suck 20% more dick
2020-03-28 01:34
#225
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Finland cuntycorn 
Well that just means that we both like it but I get more
2020-03-28 01:44
#405
dRiim | 
Finland dRiim 
weird flex but ok
2020-03-31 19:15
now this is good flex, i like it))
2020-05-10 00:43
#487
BDSM | 
Czech Republic Skeng_ 
+1
2020-05-18 16:12
epic/34
2020-03-29 12:47
#70
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CIS calltheplugg 
in ninth grade kicked out of school for smoke weed in the school toilet... bruh 🗿
2020-03-27 11:49
Weed/2
2020-03-27 16:04
#71
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Estonia Sn4pzhat 
I Have 5 gaming pcs
2020-03-27 11:52
Money/92
2020-03-27 16:04
#72
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Iran poopmod 
i made 10 dollar from betting. havnt lost shit
2020-03-27 11:54
Stonks/812
2020-03-27 16:04
#75
Happy | 
Russia Jovik! 
The lowest note I ever have hit is B0, I only know 5 people in the world who did that aside from me.
2020-03-27 12:37
#85
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Russia xtkjdtr001 
what?
2020-03-27 14:42
#89
Happy | 
Russia Jovik! 
That!
2020-03-27 15:08
Nice/67
2020-03-27 16:05
#258
AM | 
Other Yarrak 
how tf
2020-03-28 11:33
#262
Happy | 
Russia Jovik! 
Maybe even lower by now!
2020-03-28 12:40
is he rating flex's i-
2020-03-27 12:38
no u
2020-03-27 16:05
#77
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Denmark grindz 
I have handsoap for the next 10 years
2020-03-27 12:38
toilet paper/34
2020-03-27 16:05
#154
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Denmark grindz 
mens))
2020-03-27 16:29
havent busted a nut to normal porn for over 3 months
2020-03-27 12:40
Haix/83
2020-03-27 16:05
21cm d!ck
2020-03-27 12:40
Sticc/93
2020-03-27 16:06
#80
CeRq | 
Netherlands Y0r1ck 
i still have no grillfriend :)
2020-03-27 12:42
Same/1
2020-03-27 16:06
#81
Rich | 
North America Gumdrop 
I live in Murica (CA) 😎
2020-03-27 12:45
how is this a flex
2020-03-27 16:05
Trump/4
2020-03-27 16:06
#226
Rich | 
North America Gumdrop 
Pretty good if you ask me
2020-03-28 03:45
won against og qual
2020-03-27 14:46
Aleksib<3/98
2020-03-27 16:07
#87
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Hungary 1treaz 
lvl 222 on steam
2020-03-27 14:47
4/5
2020-03-27 16:07
#88
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Lithuania Sedge 
i refuse to die from corona virus
2020-03-27 14:48
8/8 Would recommend
2020-03-27 16:07
#97
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Norway TrippleS 
have awp gungnir and the prince, still uses default awp and knife
2020-03-27 16:05
Why/83
2020-03-27 16:07
#113
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Norway TrippleS 
because skins boring)))
2020-03-27 16:08
fak
2020-03-27 16:09
when I watch porn at home and the video lags I turn off the wifi and watch with data cuz it's faster
2020-03-27 16:05
Alpha male/23
2020-03-27 16:08
i have big dik
2020-03-27 16:09
Heard this earlier/435
2020-03-27 16:09
byut i have bigger
2020-03-27 16:10
k then
2020-03-27 16:10
my flair 😎
2020-03-27 16:14
checks out/87686
2020-03-27 16:16
#125
pietola | 
Finland 160cm 
I hack for living.
2020-03-27 16:16
mani/345
2020-03-27 16:20
#145
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Belgium lil_vodka 
legit?
2020-03-27 16:24
#165
pietola | 
Finland 160cm 
yes, im pentester
2020-03-27 17:23
#187
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Belgium lil_vodka 
what do you usually penetrate and how much can you earn of it and have you a tip for me how to learn how to hack because I would really like to learn it
2020-03-27 23:06
#265
pietola | 
Finland 160cm 
Web applications, monthly salary + bug bounties when i do them (not that much). learn basics of networking (ip/tcp, http, etc) and web applications and then do portswigger labs.
2020-03-28 17:40
WTF DONT HACK HLTV MENS
2020-05-10 00:45
i attacked police and went in jail 6 month xD
2020-03-27 16:17
Worth it/565
2020-03-27 16:21
#282
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Australia SUNSPY 
lol/kNg
2020-03-28 22:07
come to germany/10
2020-05-10 00:46
I am the biggest North fan
2020-03-27 16:18
oof
2020-03-27 16:19
Ooops, forgot I'm not even using North flair right now
2020-03-27 16:20
plastic mens
2020-03-27 16:47
Pls no expose
2020-03-27 17:02
ok south/42
2020-03-27 16:21
where's your north flair 😡😡😡😡
2020-03-27 16:25
160h CS:GO in the last 2 weeks
2020-03-27 16:19
8/8
2020-03-27 16:20
virgin/10
2020-03-31 11:54
Snorted 5g C/week in 2019
2020-03-27 16:20
Palbo's client/38
2020-03-27 16:21
#143
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Belgium lil_vodka 
I speak 4 languages (Dutch, English, French and Russian)
2020-03-27 16:23
International/8923467
2020-03-27 16:24
#398
Toxic | 
Europe sam2gay 
mr worldwide
2020-03-31 15:19
i recently sold 80+ weapon case 3's at €1.15 each that i bought for €0.03
2020-03-27 16:23
Stonks/82
2020-03-27 16:24
#147
Nessa | 
CIS CA1MAN 
I spend hundreds and thousands on clothing and alcohol and put no money in savings or stocks because I have very low bills and because I am retarded 😎
2020-03-27 16:24
ok/4
2020-03-27 16:24
I am profitable on the currency market 👍💪
2020-03-27 16:26
Stonks/43
2020-03-27 16:27
how much down during this end of world?
2020-03-30 21:21
Not down at all. Still growing.
2020-03-30 22:55
GJ
2020-03-31 00:01
#156
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United Arab Emirates pigeoN1 
4 tiger pets, 60 camels and 2 Ferrari's
2020-03-27 16:49
flag checks out 😎👍💪
2020-03-27 17:05
St4ck/43
2020-03-28 05:14
fucking your mom
2020-03-27 17:22
how?/8
2020-03-28 05:14
I saw her on the street We started talking and that night si invited me to her place.It was a crazy night and 9 months after you were born
2020-03-28 09:38
#168
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Netherlands Evaded 
thick 8 incher
2020-03-27 17:29
thicc/4
2020-03-28 00:23
#172
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Netherlands Lurox 
I have a 20 cm long joint rn 😎
2020-03-27 18:35
dank/meme
2020-03-28 00:23
#173
NiKo | 
United Kingdom p0mpouS 
SLI 2080 TI's. 3 240hz monitors.
2020-03-27 18:40
money/345
2020-03-28 00:23
average monthly salary in Romania is 260 euro only my pc alone is around 2.4K + laptop thats like 3K
2020-03-27 19:36
stonks/234
2020-03-28 00:24
which graffiti does dosia have?
2020-04-05 00:37
Inferno "bomb" in A site
2020-04-05 00:38
did he really get a graffiti for this grenade ?
2020-04-05 00:38
yes , didnt you know ?
2020-04-05 00:39
nope I didnt :(
2020-04-05 00:39
I had a gf for 1.5 months 😎
2020-03-27 19:36
honeymoon/9485
2020-03-28 00:24
#185
OK | 
Peru TheJuan 
I am an OK sayer
2020-03-27 22:39
Ok/boomer
2020-03-28 00:24
Created a small music festival from scratch meanwhile graduating 2 master's degrees at once.
2020-03-27 23:10
Nais/545
2020-03-28 00:24
#191
Monkey | 
Poland $o$ 
20 cm
2020-03-27 23:12
404/kek
2020-03-28 00:25
I have got better car than you :)
2020-03-27 23:14
How u know/93
2020-03-28 00:25
it is a c36 amg mercedes...
2020-03-28 08:49
#193
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Denmark Tzianzhin 
i'm slightly overweight and skinnyfat and i still fuck a lot
2020-03-27 23:14
Lucky/435
2020-03-28 00:25
i have the n word pass without being black
2020-03-28 00:26
Congratz/384
2020-03-28 05:14
I was a virgin up until 23 years
2020-03-28 00:27
Haix/8234
2020-03-28 05:15
#209
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Italy KezaijinDZN 
I’ve never kissed a girl 😎
2020-03-28 00:27
Alpha male/0386
2020-03-28 05:15
#210
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Hong Kong Gold907 
Has some many paper rolls that I can masturbate 3 times a day
2020-03-28 00:30
Nice/937
2020-03-28 05:15
#211
 | 
Italy Csbait 
I stay at home during quarantine :D
2020-03-28 01:04
same/92
2020-03-28 05:15
i got 10 rolls of toilet paper rich gang 😎
2020-03-28 01:07
I have 11/98332
2020-03-28 05:15
#244
 | 
Australia SUNSPY 
lol / not made in China
2020-03-28 05:40
I browse hltv 😎
2020-03-28 01:22
nais/58458
2020-03-28 05:16
#217
 | 
Denmark U w0t m8? 
I can sleep 18 hours a day
2020-03-28 01:23
0/8 waste of life
2020-03-28 05:16
#260
 | 
Denmark U w0t m8? 
Not saying I'm doing it, just saying I can
2020-03-28 12:24
#238
 | 
Netherlands Boutdis 
H
2020-03-28 05:25
J
2020-03-28 21:52
im happy in life :)
2020-03-28 05:39
good2hear/0987
2020-03-28 21:52
#241
 | 
Australia SUNSPY 
100 Thieves (Holo)
2020-03-28 05:39
100thievesgood/8
2020-03-28 05:40
hold/3865
2020-03-28 21:52
#281
 | 
Australia SUNSPY 
HODLing 2 of them/confirmed thx men))))))))))))))))))))))
2020-03-28 22:03
i got 78 rolls of toilet paper not from panic buying cuz i am constipated😎😎😎
2020-03-28 05:40
Bruh/485
2020-03-28 21:53
lmaoo
2020-03-28 22:45
7 cm pennis 😎
2020-03-28 05:44
6/9
2020-03-28 21:53
I am 43 iq
2020-03-28 08:51
85/100
2020-03-28 21:53
men))))))))))
2020-03-29 00:44
#250
 | 
Australia csRIOTgo 
micropenis
2020-03-28 09:00
85/100
2020-03-28 21:53
#251
 | 
Europe MaHoTei 
i fuked ur mom
2020-03-28 09:05
Fake news/9
2020-03-28 21:54
I have 100 bottles of sanitizer
2020-03-28 09:16
drink it/0
2020-03-28 21:54
I'm an ENCE fan, but my favorite player is Sergej or Aleksib.
2020-03-28 09:22
Aleksi <3/0
2020-03-28 21:54
#259
 | 
Finland Motherlover 
Im very selective with girls, so i reject 98% of every girl who wants me.
2020-03-28 11:37
why/06
2020-03-28 21:55
#295
 | 
Finland Motherlover 
Most Finnish girls are too meh for me, feels like they’re my sisters. So i only date foreigners plus i have pretty high beauty standards.
2020-03-29 11:47
Bruh
2020-03-29 12:46
My girlfriend has big boobs
2020-03-28 12:27
what doink in hltv/2
2020-03-28 21:55
Wasting some time, can't be fucking all day
2020-03-28 22:32
I can drink two 0,7l vodka bottles a night, no blackout, no hangover and still remembering everything
2020-03-28 12:44
Alcoholist/92
2020-03-28 21:55
its good flex yes?
2020-03-28 23:22
#283
aizy | 
Denmark Gryde 
one time i got an a in school
2020-03-28 22:08
anlaki/2
2020-03-28 22:14
#288
 | 
Malaysia Amerika! 
My friend purchased 400$ worth of whiskey for quarantine
2020-03-28 23:27
Why so low?/34
2020-03-29 00:18
#291
 | 
Malaysia Amerika! 
mens((
2020-03-29 00:20
#292
 | 
United States Sermis 
im a girl ))))
2020-03-29 00:22
womens)))/3
2020-03-29 12:46
#301
RpK | 
France pol44r 
fake, girls are government creation
2020-03-29 12:51
Quit smoking after 5 years (clean for 9 months) Quit m4ph4drone after 2 years. (clean for 4 months)
2020-03-29 11:49
Very nais/2435
2020-03-29 12:46
Thank you^
2020-03-29 15:21
#486
 | 
Norway SlimeThug 
You took meow meow for 2 years every day? Damn, that's crazy. Congrats tho! I've quit a lot of drugs myself. Only downers tho
2020-05-18 16:04
I didnt say about every day bro. Jusk like 2 times per month. But for the last two months (at the moment of #296) i started to use it weekly. What kind of drugs did you do? And how hard was it? Cause I felt hella shit quitting meow and I cant think how difficult it is to quit like opioids
2020-05-19 08:06
#497
 | 
Norway SlimeThug 
Ah, alright. Benzos and all type of opiods. Both are fucked to get off. Don't even start doing them tbh
2020-05-19 13:15
#304
 | 
Canada ProvexPyker 
My pancakes are so bad, even my mother can't fix them. It's just terrible despite using a god dam recipe. Tell me where I'm going wrong with this shit ass recipe allrecipes.com/recipe/21014/good-old-fas.. It comes off the pan like a floppy and wet pancake from the inside. Like wtf
2020-03-30 08:12
if it is floppy and wet I am assuming the insides dont really cook, try lowering the heat a bit maybe so the insides cook same as the outside?
2020-03-30 09:12
Chef/3
2020-03-30 21:04
#306
rain | 
Russia HikZ 
I don't have an addiction to Smoking. I can smoke whenever I want and I can stop smoking without any problems, if I want to do it.
2020-03-30 08:25
so why tf would u choose to smoke? people either smoke because they want to look cool or they're addicted lol
2020-03-30 09:41
Same thing/34
2020-03-30 21:04
2.5 years of betting addiction, still ongoing 😎😎😎
2020-03-30 08:35
stupid/2341
2020-03-30 21:04
this is rude
2020-03-30 21:24
yes?
2020-03-30 23:21
#311
ropz | 
Argentina rawe1337 
I have a beautiful girlfriend and some world records in KZ 😎
2020-03-30 08:47
hopper/937
2020-03-30 21:05
IQ 138 GIFT Numerical III, 142 LSHR Light
2020-03-30 08:53
Smart/3
2020-03-30 21:05
#315
 | 
Norway FriggeK 
I can drive my dad's Ferrari Roma
2020-03-30 09:16
pappa betalar/9
2020-03-30 21:05
#316
Finland em9 
26 avg kills on faceit (2200elo) 8)
2020-03-30 09:19
Carry me daddy/1
2020-03-30 21:05
Mental illness 😎
2020-03-30 09:33
anlaki/2
2020-03-30 21:06
500 posts on HLTV and not 1 hairy eyeball from the admins
2020-03-30 09:47
mens)))/1
2020-03-30 21:07
I was a Props/stage/set manager for a massive production at 18
2020-03-30 10:41
Veri nice/109
2020-03-30 21:08
2 inch of hard dick
2020-03-30 12:25
2/8
2020-03-30 21:08
I have wooden shoes
2020-03-30 12:57
10/10
2020-03-30 21:08
Im jerman
2020-03-30 13:00
Mercedes/69
2020-03-30 21:09
i can suck my own dick but it doesnt even feel good
2020-03-30 13:04
bruh/01
2020-03-30 21:09
10k elo on faceit mens and SS rank on esea 😎
2020-03-30 21:09
Fake news/9145
2020-03-30 21:10
i saw sexib like a year ago 😎
2020-03-30 21:10
I beat up a gay in my school and flushed his phone in the toilet. I also stole his shoes. Fuck gays.
2020-03-30 21:11
Fuck bullying/0
2020-03-30 21:12
#460
 | 
Europe thaifinnen 
How is this a flex
2020-04-05 21:56
#362
 | 
Ukraine martnlo1 
I'm so drunk right now!
2020-03-30 21:12
Alcohol/16
2020-03-30 21:13
i might have a garage full of toilet paper
2020-03-30 21:26
fak/8
2020-03-30 23:21
do u want a picture m8? my grandma aint joking around xD
2020-03-31 10:45
Only i know where forsaken bought the cheats from,its from clara btw youtube.com/watch?v=KMjar0UdxFY
2020-03-30 23:26
Ahaa/1243897
2020-03-31 11:28
i may or may not have a lot of posts on this forum
2020-03-31 10:58
Longtime member/9205
2020-03-31 11:28
#380
 | 
Finland Barista 
I need to be more active to open new discussions.
2020-03-31 10:59
same/79
2020-03-31 11:29
*been un bunch of fights up until i was 18~ *slept in the streets for a few weeks when i was 19 *playing cs since 5 y.o 1.3 in year 2002 *i dont care about mm rank and i play with silver friends and randoms who add me all the time and * like that they get happy that some random dude with lem-dmg rank plays with them all the time *have had a total of 5 jobs (all shitty tho) *kissless virgin *turned down a good amount of really nice non-slutty beautiful girls that look better than the woman i love (and she doesn't like me back one bit) *pretty decent football player *been a bit overweight and extremely underweight, i can help people lose or gain weight easily in a healthy way *my best friend went to kindergarden with me since 2001 (4 y.o) , she lives right next to me, we hang out all the time, feels more like a sister than my actual sister *I got my sis to lose weight *Got my mom to quit smoking *never done drugs *only tried alcohol once, beer, hated it, never again *I love learning languages
2020-03-31 11:41
10/10
2020-03-31 15:14
#426
 | 
Russia SW@G_2 
honestly, bro, I feel you. I've had chances with chicks other than the one I like, but I just couldn't get myself to go through with them. I don't think my crush likes me that much anymore so it is even more fucked up.
2020-04-01 15:37
im a male model
2020-03-31 11:43
Svensk/1
2020-03-31 15:15
#386
 | 
United States hoobit 
160 cm at 17 mens)) 😎
2020-03-31 11:48
midget/10
2020-03-31 11:54
shat ap fak))) My thread
2020-03-31 15:16
sry mens
2020-03-31 16:00
Short boi/194
2020-03-31 15:15
i am talking to a danish girl on snapchat
2020-03-31 11:50
#390
 | 
United States hoobit 
username doesnt check out/69
2020-03-31 12:21
shat ap fak))) My thread
2020-03-31 15:16
Gang gang/194
2020-03-31 15:16
100 points in a game 😎👍🏿
2020-03-31 15:17
7/8
2020-04-01 12:33
#399
Toxic | 
Europe sam2gay 
i'm in the valorant closed beta 😎
2020-03-31 15:20
puke/91
2020-04-01 12:34
100% lan winrate
2020-03-31 15:20
9/8
2020-04-01 12:34
#401
 | 
Serbia SplitteR96 
Come discord I show you my Rolex
2020-03-31 15:46
Link/12
2020-04-01 12:34
24 cm penis
2020-03-31 16:00
Dong/ding
2020-04-01 12:34
#409
 | 
Serbia Bazy200 
i bought winrar
2020-03-31 20:01
ok/ok
2020-04-01 12:35
what? this is literally the biggest flex ive seen man ,its like subscribing for 4 dev netflix premium when you live alone
2020-04-01 12:37
I made out with two girls at once when I was 16 It was my first kiss
2020-04-01 15:01
Pog/910
2020-04-02 11:43
#422
 | 
Norway de1ka 
204cm 105kg
2020-04-01 15:04
Beast/29
2020-04-02 11:44
not_fbi sent me private message that I won this year best bait award
2020-04-01 15:05
8/8 bait
2020-04-02 11:44
#424
NiKo | 
United Kingdom p0mpouS 
I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew.
2020-04-01 15:07
bruh/20
2020-04-02 11:46
I am the oldest hltv user you will see 😎
2020-04-01 15:33
Boomer/ok
2020-04-02 11:46
rejected many girls cuz i believe in 72 virgins ))))))
2020-04-02 11:51
Bwoah/21
2020-04-05 00:23
im dj 32k/month and my gf is IG model 😎
2020-04-02 12:59
High life mens)))/2
2020-04-05 00:24
#438
 | 
Sweden RaaCCooN 
I spoke to girl today
2020-04-05 00:28
pog/10
2020-04-05 21:38
raised goat for 3 years
2020-04-05 00:33
5/6
2020-04-05 21:39
i have 13avg kills
2020-04-05 21:46
#457
ritch | 
United Kingdom Meffus 
I have Henry G on my steam friends and Facebook.
2020-04-05 21:49
I no hav friends/2
2020-05-18 15:57
#458
 | 
Europe skharppi 
I'm 0.54cm above national average 😎
2020-04-05 21:51
haha midget/3
2020-05-10 00:32
currently studying to get my airline transport pilot license 😎
2020-04-05 21:57
200iq/95
2020-05-18 15:58
#465
fat cat | 
Turkey OpCAT 
I don't have a phone 😎😎
2020-05-10 00:38
Turkey/01983
2020-05-18 15:59
I've eaten feces
2020-05-10 00:40
#472
 | 
United States NoahN 
When your csgo opponents tell you to eat shit, it's just an insult, you aren't meant to actually do it
2020-05-10 00:53
WeirdChamp/824
2020-05-18 15:59
P250 Sand Dune
2020-05-10 00:53
Haha/925
2020-05-18 15:59
#473
 | 
Russia Ypp1 
I dunno... I think I can flex only with my 10th lvl but anyway not even 2500... faceit.com/ru/players/Yppiezi
2020-05-10 00:55
kek/23
2020-05-18 16:00
Full time social distancer. 😎
2020-05-10 01:17
Full time/2946
2020-05-18 16:00
im finnish
2020-05-10 01:24
Me 2/13
2020-05-18 16:00
I dropped out of Imperial College London
2020-05-18 16:34
#490
autist | 
Israel uPsid3 
my dad stopped beating me))
2020-05-19 08:09
#491
 | 
Finland Qurko 
i came inside my close friends mom, i was 21 she 45 i believe, long story
2020-05-19 08:12
I'm naturally talented for public speeches. I have given plenty speeches and presentations to important people and I've always been congratulated for it.
2020-05-19 08:21
I'm immune to Corona virus)))
2020-05-19 08:31
#494
device | 
Belgium rpRj 
I got back at a guy by making out with his hot mom at a bar once
2020-05-19 08:33
#496
allu | 
Canada lunchies 
made girl turn lesbian after sex
2020-05-19 08:41
FATE
1.10
Wolsung
6.50
Natus Vincere
1.33
ENCE
3.44
FATE
1.22
CLEANTmix
4.04
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