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Dumbest player names in csgo?
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Netherlands xrnavkha 
For me it’s between Oskar - his name isn’t even oskar? JonY BoY - name explains
2020-03-30 19:30
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#1
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Poland Repo_is_fit
s1mple
2020-03-30 19:30
2 replies
0/8
2020-04-03 17:47
1 reply
s1mple
2020-06-29 11:36
Every name that is a word. Forest Attacker Hunter ....
2020-03-30 19:31
17 replies
#3
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Netherlands xrnavkha
ye maybe like somebody
2020-03-30 19:31
6 replies
And I wouldn't catch you hung up on [somebody] that you used to know! But you didn't have to cut me off! Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing. And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger and that feels so rough
2020-03-30 22:43
4 replies
A man of culture
2020-03-30 22:45
A man of culture
2020-03-31 00:23
A cult of mannare
2020-03-31 11:52
#254
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Mongolia k0ng0
A man of culture.
2020-03-31 12:28
My brain just errored
2020-04-04 11:47
#16
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Australia HighRate
Attacker and somebody should not be allowed since it makes viewer experience worse
2020-03-30 19:42
1 reply
Lol
2020-03-31 12:11
Fan of whiskey? k.
2020-03-30 20:14
7 replies
What's wrong with some good Scotch?
2020-03-30 22:46
6 replies
Scotch is spelled Whisky, for starters. I love whisky. But you just said that nicknames that are words are stupid. Hence my comment.
2020-03-31 11:19
5 replies
#231
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Finland iBait
> Scotch is spelled Whisky, for starters
2020-03-31 11:45
3 replies
Yes
2020-03-31 12:24
2 replies
#268
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Finland iBait
Scotch is just as commonly called whiskey
2020-03-31 13:15
1 reply
Scottish whisky is not spelled with an e.
2020-03-31 13:59
There is no player with the name "Whisky" listed on HLTV so I took "Whiskey" Furthermore only smarty pants without any actual knowledge about fine spirits give two fucks about the "e"
2020-03-31 13:45
#4
sjuush | 
United States iAN4D
somedieyoung
2020-03-30 19:32
12 replies
this is actually cool
2020-03-30 19:35
1 reply
+1
2020-04-03 17:49
-1 cool name, just kind of a mess when commentating
2020-03-30 19:51
1 reply
whats the problem with sandaya?
2020-09-24 22:43
#52
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Pakistan LoOuU2
0/8 Bestest name
2020-03-30 20:05
??? Thats one of the best names on the scene
2020-03-30 20:36
-1/8
2020-03-30 20:39
#102
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Finland Smoonah
+1 dumb emo name
2020-03-30 20:50
+1
2020-03-30 21:01
-1 it's cool af
2020-03-30 21:03
Thats the sickest name in the whole wide world......i wish i could have that
2020-03-30 23:07
0/8
2020-03-31 00:22
#5
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Estonia whosmans
what is stewie2k? his name is jake yip? what is 2k?
2020-03-30 19:32
15 replies
#6
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Netherlands xrnavkha
2 his total kills in most matches brother so 2k
2020-03-30 19:33
1 reply
hahaha +1
2020-04-03 17:49
2k is 2000 )))
2020-03-30 19:33
1 reply
He is 22y.o
2020-03-31 12:44
#9
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Europe skrekc
he stole it from Sam2k
2020-03-30 19:34
10 replies
+11111
2020-03-30 19:36
#18
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Australia HighRate
Lol. Toxic sam2k is the stealer
2020-03-30 19:43
4 replies
0/8
2020-03-30 19:48
3 replies
#31
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Australia HighRate
Seems like sam2k is banned again now. This one of his many alts?
2020-03-30 19:49
2 replies
2020-03-30 19:49
1 reply
#36
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Australia HighRate
Busted
2020-03-30 19:50
+1
2020-03-30 23:05
+1
2020-03-31 00:24
+1
2020-03-31 08:31
+1
2020-04-04 11:41
#8
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Russia nobody_cars
HUNDEN
2020-03-30 19:34
3 replies
it means "The dog" how is that a bad nick. Tbh it's pretty cool
2020-03-30 19:43
means dog in swedish
2020-03-31 00:24
1 reply
And Danish and Norwegian
2020-04-04 11:42
It's my IDISBALANCE i am really curious what these two mean
2020-03-30 19:34
3 replies
Disbalance - overpowered (Russian usage)
2020-03-30 21:56
2 replies
So i overpowered??
2020-03-31 12:04
1 reply
yes
2020-03-31 13:17
FLUSHA, it reminds a toilet
2020-03-30 19:35
9 replies
#21
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Australia HighRate
That’s how he got it. His teammates heard the flushing noise throw discord.
2020-03-30 19:45
8 replies
i too remember the millions of discord servers in 2012 and earlier...
2020-03-30 20:05
7 replies
#54
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Australia HighRate
You got a fun life. Not everyone knows when I say vent since not everyone is old like you
2020-03-30 20:07
6 replies
so you just decide to make up something instead of saying voice chat for example? must have a fun life ...
2020-03-30 20:10
5 replies
#59
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Australia HighRate
You are just sad. Everyone knows what discord is. What does the name of the communication matter? You can’t have any friends being like this.
2020-03-30 20:11
4 replies
I just like the truth and facts, no matter the subject. You spread fakenews and attack me personally for calling you out. Guess that works well with your friends.
2020-03-30 20:17
3 replies
go back to reddit
2020-03-30 20:44
2 replies
I don't know what to say after this sick burn.
2020-03-30 22:43
1 reply
Lol you called out a guy on a lie and he gets mad WTF
2020-03-31 12:06
Attacker
2020-03-30 19:43
2 replies
It's not the worst, just kinda childish, like ~11 year old me naming myself killer back in 1.6
2020-03-31 00:09
1 reply
Exactly. It's horrible :D
2020-03-31 10:48
i mean s1mple is pretty dumb, it basically means retard, simple/simpleton
2020-03-30 19:44
4 replies
#23
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Australia HighRate
He is not very smart. He picked it because the in game voice says: “our mission is simple” so he thought simple was a player and he wanted to be that guy. He didn’t understand the meaning of the word simple
2020-03-30 19:47
3 replies
Lmao someone doesn't meaning of simple but knows "mission".
2020-03-30 20:43
2 replies
#140
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Macedonia trashbait
someone the tyloo player?
2020-03-30 22:56
1 reply
I can't remember any "someone" in tyloo but there is a player with similar ign somebody.
2020-03-31 00:04
best names AdreN Hobbit S1mple Coldzera Olofmeister Get_Right Guardian electronic Xyp9x Flusha Krimz Dosia Qikert Buster Mixwell Markeloff Teses aerial Zywoo friberg pronax worst ethan Oskar Hatz Alex bri Alex esp daps moose cooper osee Xizt denis dennis waylander attacker hz hs fitch chopper mir twist twistzz barbar
2020-03-30 19:46
19 replies
#27
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Australia HighRate
You just put the players you like up and the ones you dislike below. Or else it makes no sense.
2020-03-30 19:48
3 replies
no
2020-03-30 20:14
2 replies
#90
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Greece 1926
how tf is 'adren' a good name? OMEGALUL
2020-03-30 20:38
1 reply
It's the best name ever.
2020-03-31 00:28
Hatz is fine
2020-03-30 19:48
1 reply
is an average boring nickname, "hatz"
2020-03-30 20:14
twistzz looks awesome
2020-03-30 19:53
6 replies
ok maybe i just dont like the player.xd
2020-03-30 20:15
if you're 12 years old yes
2020-03-30 20:35
2 replies
Expected from Russya
2020-03-30 20:40
1 reply
hes fakeflair
2020-04-04 12:17
#103
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Finland Smoonah
Transgenderzz
2020-03-30 20:52
1 reply
even better
2020-03-30 20:52
xizt is fine imo. it's a cool nickname.
2020-03-30 19:54
2 replies
nah is a boring ugly nickname
2020-03-30 20:15
1 reply
but yours is bestest
2020-03-30 20:59
i was about to read your post. but then i realized it was about nicknames xXxDragonSlayerHDYTPRO777xXx LUL
2020-03-30 20:36
1 reply
have u any provlem >:v
2020-03-30 21:44
Best player name ever? Dj Skullfuck.
2020-03-31 00:40
jony boy +1 xD
2020-03-30 19:48
Kim Kardashian
2020-03-30 19:48
1 reply
#34
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Australia HighRate
Hot bissh
2020-03-30 19:50
#40
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Brunei BruneiMen
Zeus
2020-03-30 19:54
#41
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Japan PKcrash
food
2020-03-30 19:54
1 reply
I luld so damn hard
2020-03-30 21:59
XANTARES wtf even is that
2020-03-30 19:56
2 replies
rain what a creative nickname
2020-03-30 20:07
1 reply
name checks out
2020-04-04 11:49
#48
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Peru BIG_FAN
taco
2020-03-30 20:01
Every Finnish nickname. They all sound restarted as fuck
2020-03-30 20:01
8 replies
allu
2020-03-30 20:08
zehn not restarted wtf
2020-03-30 20:35
Zehn Aerial Xseven Hoody Sunny Are cool in my oppinion and most of the others are pretty neutral not cool not dumb just like meh
2020-03-30 21:35
4 replies
aerial xseven xarte juho KHRN jOELZ Zoree SAGGERTON henkka jamppi just to mention some. I mean look at these nicks hahahahah
2020-03-30 21:39
3 replies
Well some of them do sound weird for a foreigners because they don't know how to pronounce the names right.
2020-03-30 21:43
2 replies
how do you pronounce them right then big brain
2020-03-31 00:16
1 reply
Well I can't explain the pronounciation in writing but you could check out some Finnish commentaries from Youtube ans listen to how they say it if you really want to know. Finnish language is generally one of the hardest languages for non native speakers.
2020-03-31 07:59
allu and x7 sound sick af
2020-03-31 00:26
ropz
2020-03-30 20:06
2 replies
A chto zvuchit haypovo
2020-03-30 20:20
1 reply
fakeflagger detected
2020-03-31 13:56
daps , dapr .. just no.
2020-03-30 20:09
Stanislaw
2020-03-30 20:15
1 reply
Coleslaw xdxdxd
2020-03-31 12:42
jackz, frozen,azr , VINI, all mad lions players
2020-03-30 20:19
1 reply
#135
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Greece Petsos
Jackz and azr sound cool af
2020-03-30 22:50
Boombl4 .... by far.
2020-03-30 20:20
13 replies
It confused everybody when he stated its pronounced "boomich" ...I mean how is that?
2020-03-30 20:27
10 replies
#105
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Finland Smoonah
BOOMBLAH!
2020-03-30 20:52
2 replies
boomblefour
2020-03-30 21:59
BOOMBLE.
2020-03-31 01:22
bl looks like the russian letter that is prononunced kinda like "i" in "lip". 4 is often used when writing in russian translit as a substitute of the letter which sounds like "ch". There you have it.
2020-03-30 21:59
5 replies
cant be more retarded
2020-03-31 00:27
cant be more retarded pls dont ban jonathan
2020-03-31 00:47
According to that logic, the "m" should be pronounced as a "t".
2020-03-31 01:23
1 reply
There is no logic, just something that a native russian speaker can easely pick up, but not anyone else. Btw, at first I also disliked it, but not I think its pretty sick
2020-03-31 02:02
ahh okay...still on first look its hella confusing for non russian people
2020-03-31 12:08
It's boombla
2020-03-31 01:22
#149
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Russia Soawii
wtf men)) it's looks bad in English but in Russian it's pretty sick. It's not booblah, it's boomich cuz in Russian 4 is often used like "ch" and bl looks like Russian letter that sounds like "e" or "i" idk
2020-03-30 23:08
1 reply
Bombel
2020-03-31 12:09
Zywoo
2020-03-30 20:22
1 reply
who?
2020-04-04 12:21
Flamie s1mple electronic Boombl4 Perfecto
2020-03-30 20:24
4 replies
Worst names: rain NiKo coldzera broky Olofmeister
2020-03-30 20:46
3 replies
Worst names: FNS yay Subroza WARDELL Infinite
2020-03-30 22:46
2 replies
#138
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Greece Petsos
Worst names: f0rest GeT_RiGhT Xitz friberg hallzerk
2020-03-30 22:52
1 reply
0/8
2020-03-30 22:54
Magic boy (replaced with Magisk) flamie s1mple ZywOo Every chinese guy
2020-03-30 20:30
#79
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Brazil 1930
best: JesperWonderchild worst: k1to
2020-03-30 20:31
3 replies
yes. JW best
2020-03-30 20:36
#259
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Mongolia k0ng0
Jw bester
2020-03-31 12:38
JesperWonderchild not bestest, JW bestest
2020-06-29 11:30
Food
2020-03-30 20:34
somedieyoung
2020-03-30 20:37
1 reply
somedieyoung best alias ever
2020-03-31 11:40
#89
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United States GiantDays
GeT_RiGhT even though it is iconic I also never knew how to pronounce xyp's name until I heard it and still get a little confused
2020-03-30 20:38
2 replies
#134
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Russia kami_kira
correct pronunciation is like "zoopex" u can find a video he talks about it
2020-03-30 22:49
1 reply
xyp, gtr, twistzz, stewie2k, anything with x or z (shox, jackz etc etc)
2020-03-30 20:45
FalleN--fitting name for his career.
2020-03-30 20:47
1 reply
Lmao n1
2020-03-31 01:22
#101
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Argentina jturi
JonY BoY > s1mple
2020-03-30 20:48
#106
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Finland Smoonah
th3_f4rm3r Stewie2k KQLY
2020-03-30 20:54
2 replies
I believe t3h f4rm3r's actual nickname was rape so he had to change it
2020-03-31 01:11
1 reply
#197
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Finland Smoonah
I think you're right
2020-03-31 03:33
#108
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Russia SW@G_2
all fucking jdm, azr, mxd... 3 letter and unpronounceable
2020-03-30 20:59
Xyp9x
2020-03-30 21:11
Check urs lmfao
2020-03-30 21:42
OF COURSE Simple. like you even have to ask! xD
2020-03-30 21:46
All these fucking chinese names ugly as fuck
2020-03-30 21:47
VINI the Pooh
2020-03-30 22:01
decov9jse
2020-03-30 22:48
disco doplan
2020-03-30 22:50
2 replies
i also dislike these 3 letter names like nbk, rpk, jks, jdm etc. so boring
2020-03-30 22:52
1 reply
#187
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Hungary subzera
at least jks and jdm are initials
2020-03-31 01:21
#142
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Macedonia trashbait
somebody for sure
2020-03-30 22:57
1 reply
#258
dumau | 
Germany felo
Nah I love his name "The CTs are rotating to confront the B offense offered by the T's, but OH NO! Somebody's just got a kill on A!" "That round loss? Oh yeah that's somebody's fault" "Somebody has to show us how this game gets played because we clearly don't understand, what was that from somebody!?"
2020-03-31 12:38
get_right
2020-03-30 22:59
fugly (fucking ugly) the dumb reversed names (reltuc, nahte) zeus (just lame)
2020-03-30 23:02
M1lk
2020-03-30 23:10
#151
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Czech Republic Tr3jx_S
Vitality's couch
2020-03-30 23:11
1 reply
IKZTEEKEEUZEE hahahahahahahahahaha
2020-03-31 01:21
#164
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Turkey Slapdash
Xyp9x
2020-03-31 00:15
sergej??? hes name is jere
2020-03-31 00:42
2 replies
sergjere
2020-03-31 01:20
jere+sg
2020-03-31 03:58
xyp9x
2020-03-31 00:48
#184
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Hungary subzera
stewie boombl4 xyp9x stanislaw oBo bntet facecrack sergej kNgV- attacker sombody iDISBALANCE is also kinda weird, but not bad
2020-03-31 01:19
every 3 letter nickname
2020-03-31 01:25
1 reply
Yeah like OG
2020-03-31 01:37
#193
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Brazil pooternd
not dumbest but great name Devilwalk and disco doplan
2020-03-31 01:31
#195
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Germany NichtAven
"It's my" is pretty high on that list
2020-03-31 01:38
1 reply
xD +99999 its my WHAT
2020-03-31 03:48
Worst: bottle
2020-03-31 03:47
it's my(my what?) pashanoj(tf does noj mean and his irl name is pavel) exit fugly(f-ing ugly) jony boy
2020-03-31 04:01
#215
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Slovakia nawledge
somedieyoung
2020-03-31 08:15
Nobody saying "somebody" xdddd
2020-03-31 08:18
#220
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Ukraine Najara
dev1ce goB boombl4
2020-03-31 08:29
gla1ve, Summer, Tuurtle, somebody, Attacker
2020-03-31 10:30
WorldEdit like wtf I'm WorldEdit??? Device how boring you have to be to have a name like that Captain mo more like captain dick Gla1ve why do you have 1 in your name I always read it as glaoneve it doesn't make sense ya stoopid D0cc good that you have 0 in your name loser Somebody.... Who? Somebody. Who?
2020-03-31 10:36
1 reply
this guy has hate in the blood
2020-03-31 11:43
gratisfaction radifaction boombla xyp9x itsmy balbna freakazoid disco botlan forest
2020-03-31 11:54
Dickstacy
2020-03-31 12:11
dumbest nicknames ever fallen taco fnx fer boltz felps kscerato hen1 lucas1 steel art yuurih vini kng yel shoowtime ableJ nekiz zews
2020-03-31 12:12
1 reply
MEN why you fake flag men
2020-03-31 12:14
#247
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Brazil piconi
xyp9x
2020-03-31 12:12
S1mple is pretty dumb, imagine using adjective as a name
2020-03-31 12:19
2 replies
fuck off
2020-04-03 17:47
1 reply
Sorry for hurting your feelings. I hope it won't have negative effects on your development
2020-04-03 17:50
device
2020-03-31 12:30
#256
dumau | 
Germany felo
There was a guy actually called "rape" at one point Then he had to change his name because of obvious reason and he changed it to "t3h f4rm3r" You decide what's worse
2020-03-31 12:34
oskar's grandma used to call him that or something, not that bad
2020-03-31 12:51
androidx23
2020-03-31 12:52
bottle
2020-03-31 13:18
#271
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Denmark WhyNotVP
food is just weird :D
2020-03-31 13:21
Niko Broky Coldzera Rain Olofmaister
2020-03-31 13:22
Jayzwalkingz
2020-03-31 13:48
#282
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Poland singram
Just look at TYLOO's roster
2020-04-03 15:40
Zywh0
2020-04-03 17:47
1 reply
+1
2020-04-03 17:50
Kngv
2020-04-03 18:06
#292
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Netherlands xrnavkha
RIPablo Escobar Habbo Hotel dj_skillfuck (?)
2020-04-04 11:35
wierd_1k
2020-04-04 11:54
20. xeta 19. sAw 18. gade 17. magixx 16. TACO 15. meyern 14. Aleksib 13. suNny 12. Maikelele 11. Plopski 10. MAD LIONS 9. FalleN 8. kNgV- 7. tarik 6. NiKo + coldzera 5. k0nfig 4. daps 3. Magisk 2. es3tag 1. s1mple
2020-04-04 11:54
Gaben
2020-04-04 12:04
#300
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Kyrgyzstan ple!
xantares woxic s1mple amanek
2020-04-04 12:07
Sergej looking like russian name
2020-04-04 12:10
Every name thats the actual first or last name of the player is just wow. And using them reversed is even better, like too creative to be true.
2020-04-04 12:19
#307
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Netherlands xrnavkha
FANAT ROCKA
2020-04-04 14:50
1 reply
That's a cool name menn)))
2020-06-29 11:32
#310
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Netherlands dabadpad
forsaken
2020-06-29 11:35
#312
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Korea XigNw0w
Magixx
2020-06-29 11:37
#313
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Netherlands xrnavkha
revive
2020-09-24 22:41
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