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Girls at my school
desi | 
Turkey Chessie 
I’ve fucked basically every girl at my school, even the ugly ones because I’m a charitable guy. The ugly ones get to fuck a hot guy and it makes them feel happy and that makes me happy. I don’t fuck an ugly girl more than once though that’s what the hot ones are for
2020-04-08 10:57
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u wish
2020-04-08 10:58
He could be telling the truth. 99% of hltv users are losers who will never bang more than 3 ir 4 girls their whole shit life.
2020-04-08 12:42
#46
Nomad | 
Brazil Potatoe2 
99 ? U have misscalculated that , this guy also makes part of the hltv users, so is a 100%
2020-04-08 12:46
But I dont man. I've banged a lot ir girls between the beautifull ones and ugly ones. Then its 99,99%
2020-04-08 13:23
#51
Nomad | 
Brazil Potatoe2 
at the moment that your register in hltv, your past doesn't matter anymore
2020-04-08 13:47
Hahahahah 8/8 Lmao
2020-04-08 14:12
HAUAHAUAHAUHSUAHAUAUAUAHAUAHAUAH +1
2020-04-11 04:39
#55
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Romania heyhey12345 
We are also part of that .... u are just lying yourself.
2020-04-08 14:08
#75
Nomad | 
Brazil Potatoe2 
lying ¿
2020-04-08 15:01
#52
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Sweden GeT_CoRrEcT 
You are sick person. Too much masturbation make u addicted to sex and let it control ur life like it's a competition LUL.
2020-04-08 14:02
I'm Just a man. But u're just a nerd!😂😂😂😂
2020-04-08 14:12
#121
bottle | 
Cambodia Aces_Y 
oh my god you are 100% a virgin
2020-04-11 05:09
Nt muslim
2020-04-08 15:32
#114
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Canada ProvexPyker 
"he could be telling the truth" Found the alt
2020-04-11 04:35
#2
OK | 
Reunion Edjon 
dude i just saw this in the discord bruh desi wtf
2020-04-08 10:58
what discord
2020-04-08 11:05
#14
OK | 
Reunion Edjon 
bestest server hltv kings
2020-04-08 11:10
inv
2020-04-08 11:39
+1
2020-04-08 15:42
#96
OK | 
Reunion Edjon 
#95
2020-04-09 12:31
#87
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Canada OGEST_OG_FAN 
inv
2020-04-09 12:09
#95
OK | 
Reunion Edjon 
you gotta ask zeolik or baitlander
2020-04-09 12:31
#11
desi | 
Turkey Chessie 
This proves the legitimacy of my statement.
2020-04-08 11:08
Open your eyes while u dreamin
2020-04-08 10:58
mens u still dreaming
2020-04-08 10:58
#5
RpK | 
Iceland pumtac 
Ok in your poor dreams mr poorlack xD
2020-04-08 10:59
#6
Lemmy | 
Poland MetalMan 
Another virgin post, smh.
2020-04-08 10:59
lol
2020-04-08 14:29
#7
Happy | 
Russia Jovik! 
I could never say something like that... the reality would own me then. How can you live knowing it's not really true.
2020-04-08 11:02
#17
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China KoreanFan 
Those girls are probably younger than 18, you know?
2020-04-08 11:18
#22
Happy | 
Russia Jovik! 
What you mean!
2020-04-08 11:31
#24
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China KoreanFan 
Jovik doesn't like underage girls?
2020-04-08 11:39
#25
Happy | 
Russia Jovik! 
He does!
2020-04-08 12:12
#27
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China KoreanFan 
Yes!
2020-04-08 12:25
#92
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Kazakhstan Tripper^^ 
Are underage girls admirable?
2020-04-09 12:14
#99
Happy | 
Russia Jovik! 
They're desirable.
2020-04-09 14:26
You are such a nice guy men)))
2020-04-08 11:03
#10
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Brunei BruneiMen 
Cringe
2020-04-08 11:06
#12
Czech Republic Wer_ 
Nice copy pasta
2020-04-08 11:09
#13
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Germany fabiS 
Nice dreams, hltv users dont have sex B)
2020-04-08 11:10
#15
Dosia | 
United Kingdom Noided 
wtf is sex ?
2020-04-08 11:14
its 6 in swedish
2020-04-08 11:16
Can Confirm.
2020-04-08 11:20
#20
Dosia | 
United Kingdom Noided 
Sounds more like a South African saying 6 in English
2020-04-08 11:22
#33
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Spain VIKTORAL 
+1 sex is for losers we are winners
2020-04-08 12:30
#56
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Romania heyhey12345 
huge +1
2020-04-08 14:10
#18
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Finland Juseboy 
nice copy pasta
2020-04-08 11:18
#21
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Denmark Zaerdna 
Sure
2020-04-08 11:23
Okay coomer. Degenerate behavior.
2020-04-08 12:16
Sure.
2020-04-08 12:26
#29
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Israel nawledge 
and why do you share this?
2020-04-08 12:26
schools are closed
2020-04-08 12:27
and when you actually will have sex, you will understand that the 5, 6,7s provide way better sex than the 8, 9, 10s giving you the starfish experience
2020-04-08 12:28
I would take an average looking girl who is super into it over an 8 or a 9 any day of the week. The more they are into it the dirtier they get.
2020-04-08 14:24
Chad's right, what a surprise.
2020-04-09 15:12
#32
ALEX | 
United Kingdom Wulfies 
I’ve fucked basically every girl at my school, even the ugly ones because I’m a charitable guy. The ugly ones get to fuck a hot guy and it makes them feel happy and that makes me happy. I don’t fuck an ugly girl more than once though that’s what the hot ones are for
2020-04-08 12:29
This oughta be an HLTV meme
2020-04-11 04:30
#34
Golden | 
Sweden koskaa 
Are you home schooled? xD
2020-04-08 12:31
#110
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United States JustinWii 
Hahahaha
2020-04-11 04:23
#35
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Germany KaZo04 
I fucked every girl in my city 😎👌🏿
2020-04-08 12:34
#36
fnx | 
Portugal lovessd 
but you live in a 23 people city with only 2 girls
2020-04-08 12:36
#38
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Germany KaZo04 
no mens I live in Berlin
2020-04-08 12:38
#39
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
Every girl includes kids (<16yo) bro. Not cool.
2020-04-08 12:40
#40
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Germany KaZo04 
im 12 bro no worries
2020-04-08 12:41
#44
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
wtfmens hltv minimum age is 25
2020-04-08 12:43
#45
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Germany KaZo04 
but my parents own hltv 2ez4me😂👌
2020-04-08 12:45
#47
cyx | 
Germany Shadyy89 
So you the son of Nomad and Martin? weird flex
2020-04-08 12:51
#49
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Germany KaZo04 
yes im adopted
2020-04-08 12:58
why u german then)))
2020-04-08 14:56
#77
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Germany KaZo04 
i am true german i can show men))
2020-04-08 15:29
I fucked every girl in my country, even the ones with bingo wings. Who's your daddy Genghis Khan 😎
2020-04-11 04:33
#128
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Germany KaZo04 
congrats bro on my way fucking whole jermany😎
2020-04-11 16:37
#37
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Denmark Howlite 
nt chads dont go on hltv
2020-04-08 12:37
#41
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Brazil 1stworlder 
Time to move on to the guys then 😎👍
2020-04-08 12:41
cool copy pasta 😎👍
2020-04-08 12:42
nt desi u are turk
2020-04-08 12:52
No he isn't actually
2020-04-09 12:10
he is turk
2020-04-09 12:36
Living the life, pass some pussy brotendo 😎
2020-04-08 14:05
#54
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Venezuela Jorge_ 
And then u woke up
2020-04-08 14:08
#57
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Netherlands toothpaste 
Lmao @ people denying your post. How do they know?
2020-04-08 14:10
#60
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Romania heyhey12345 
good thing u did not fucked all males from your school even the ugly ones .
2020-04-08 14:15
you guys dont do that?
2020-04-08 14:26
#65
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Romania heyhey12345 
Not that much ...
2020-04-08 14:32
oh
2020-04-08 14:32
Nice lie tho, liked it.
2020-04-08 14:28
#68
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Romania heyhey12345 
Update about Turkey elections plz ?
2020-04-08 14:33
Well elections are not yet ahaha
2020-04-08 14:34
#71
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Romania heyhey12345 
i got Jebaited then ...
2020-04-08 14:35
Yes but ill hit you up when the election comes fp
2020-04-08 14:47
#73
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Romania heyhey12345 
Are the elections even real or rigged by Erdogan ?
2020-04-08 14:54
It is dictator erDOGan for now i guess :(
2020-04-08 15:09
you cant know if its real or rigged because you cant believe how many stupid people are there you just give them something to believe and they do
2020-04-11 04:37
Dude lost Istanbul, the most important city in the country, so i dont think its rigged. It is just that there are many dumb ppl who vote for Erdogan.
2020-04-11 05:08
#124
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Romania heyhey12345 
is like russia ... all russians say they have putin but putin allways wins in Russia xD
2020-04-11 06:16
Erdogan wishes to be Putin.
2020-04-11 08:14
#66
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Portugal NabasKi 
Congrats, man.
2020-04-08 14:32
#69
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Turkey Nice_Turk 
no clip, not real.
2020-04-08 14:33
that's really nice of you man. props
2020-04-08 15:37
nice AIDS
2020-04-08 15:42
#85
desi | 
Turkey Chessie 
I use protection or get them tested
2020-04-09 12:06
flag no check
2020-04-09 14:54
Oh hi autist Remember me?
2020-04-09 12:09
#90
desi | 
Turkey Chessie 
Nop
2020-04-09 12:12
Interesting, you were crying the last time i said you autist actually
2020-04-09 15:56
And then came a dragon and fucked ur mother
2020-04-09 12:11
Copypaste
2020-04-09 12:13
#93
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Russia Ingushetia 
Girls look sexy in school uniforms.
2020-04-09 12:29
#109
desi | 
Turkey Chessie 
stfu weeb
2020-04-11 04:07
#127
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Russia Ingushetia 
Sorry I just talk with 1st world countries
2020-04-11 13:10
#94
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Germany Xantennn 
I sexed every women at work. It's next level. 😎
2020-04-09 12:30
0/8
2020-04-09 12:33
You wish
2020-04-09 14:27
turkey @ even the ugly ones _ u mean all?
2020-04-09 14:57
Oh that's where you are wrong, there are lots of hot girls in my college. You need to know where to look at to find hot girls.
2020-04-11 05:10
what a kid ...
2020-04-09 15:24
Then you woke up
2020-04-09 15:58
Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were Poggers . it's me, i'm Omegalul . im sorry if this is Pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling Pepega and our relationship has been Weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no Kappa.
2020-04-09 16:03
even if its true that is really stupid, youre wasting energy with people just to get a quick pleasure instead of keeping that energy to do something productive like gym, studying, watching movies that actually make you grow mentally...
2020-04-11 04:34
Nice story, 1/10
2020-04-11 04:44
I don't believe it as first of all, seeing more than 2 women in a week is such an incredible time suck Second, it is haram Third, men don't kiss and tell on HLTV
2020-04-11 04:54
#119
ropz | 
Canada Bucket0 
i laughed
2020-04-11 05:01
#123
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China SwooksarV2 
Nice?
2020-04-11 05:11
Virgin fantasies!
2020-04-11 08:21
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