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If you received 1000000$ payment
Iran Pepegar 
If you just received a random payment/deposit to your bank account contacting 1000000$ What would you be doing?
2020-04-10 19:07
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#1
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Libya OG_TOP_1 
enjoy life
2020-04-10 19:07
#101
Vodka | 
Europe Miichu 
+99
2020-04-10 20:17
#106
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Brazil CringeGuy 
-1 I burn all the money and go back to live hard life, being given 1kk is like cheating in life
2020-04-10 20:34
names checks out
2020-04-11 11:13
#183
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Reunion Esquinox 
if kk = 1000000 then does kkk = 1000000000 ?
2020-04-11 17:45
check if its not fruad?
2020-04-10 19:07
+1 lmfao
2020-04-10 20:01
haha cash out ASAP, so they can't take it
2020-04-10 20:13
well if its fraud popo come after my ass
2020-04-10 20:13
you can leave country ASAP as well
2020-04-10 20:21
Trust me bro. If you get money deposited on your bank like a couple of 100 000s by a wrong bank transfer and you burn the money instantly before they can redeposit it you will have to pay everything back and might even get a criminal charge.
2020-04-11 18:04
#3
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Norway de1ka 
i would buy coldzera to my team
2020-04-10 19:09
xd
2020-04-10 19:10
xaxaxaxaxa
2020-04-10 19:11
And you would have salary for him for 2 weeks
2020-04-10 19:20
#81
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Norway de1ka 
I will jail him in my bootcamp
2020-04-10 19:56
Bananas aren't that expensive.
2020-04-10 21:40
ahahahah good one
2020-04-10 21:56
lmao
2020-04-10 22:09
for now
2020-04-11 11:42
#171
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Finland veganisti 
haahhahahah
2020-04-11 16:10
#175
Twistzz | 
Denmark Verix 
xddd
2020-04-11 17:35
#184
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Reunion Esquinox 
lmao
2020-04-11 17:46
#5
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Turkey Nice_Turk 
Withdraw
2020-04-10 19:09
No bank is gonna let you withdraw that much money
2020-04-10 19:10
#47
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Peru Elkauza 
Interbank
2020-04-10 19:36
#77
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United Kingdom AlywOw 
lul
2020-04-10 19:55
#91
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China SwooksarV2 
No? You can once you become a regular high profile member.
2020-04-10 20:03
Donate the whole thing to poki on stream <3
2020-04-10 19:10
#14
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United States Jaksin 
same
2020-04-10 19:11
shame*
2020-04-10 19:14
shame*
2020-04-10 19:44
#185
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Reunion Esquinox 
shame*
2020-04-11 17:46
#19
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France Randomguy69 
Not worth
2020-04-10 19:14
poki happiness and her smile when she receive the donation means everything to me. Def worth it.
2020-04-10 19:18
get a life weeb
2020-04-11 11:14
Read the definition of a weeb mens
2020-04-11 11:47
#22
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Poland Neo0o0o0o0 
SIMP DETECTED SIMP DETECTED I REPEAT SIMP DETECTED
2020-04-10 19:16
#29
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China KoreanFan 
#22
2020-04-10 19:18
#48
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Peru Elkauza 
2020-04-10 19:36
my love <3
2020-04-10 19:43
omg I threw up
2020-04-10 20:36
who?
2020-04-10 21:41
pokibae <3
2020-04-10 21:44
send link mens i dont know who dat is
2020-04-10 21:44
2020-04-10 21:45
wtf i only found this i.imgur.com/zrVkGXR.png
2020-04-10 21:46
poki no make-up = best poki <3 natural beauty <3
2020-04-10 21:46
6/8
2020-04-11 11:57
thank you sir. It didn't work too bad
2020-04-11 11:58
the "<3" was too much though, would have been 7/8
2020-04-11 12:00
I take not mens. Gotta learn everyday!
2020-04-11 12:03
#8
kebab | 
Kazakhstan trickzce 
buy real estate and stocks
2020-04-10 19:10
#50
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Finland mattixboi 
+1+1+1 you could retire and expect like 3000$ per month, conservatively speaking
2020-04-10 19:38
#52
kebab | 
Kazakhstan trickzce 
even more id say
2020-04-10 19:40
#62
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Finland mattixboi 
ye probably, but at a conservative 5% return you'd have around 4100$ per month before tax, rounding up to around 3000$ in finland after taxes. you could probably make like 7% returns though, and in other countries the tax is less too
2020-04-10 19:46
3k is shit, its UMP Armor and Utility 4.1K is the good stuff, M4A4 and Armor or M4A4 kevlar and Smoke
2020-04-11 17:44
#190
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Finland mattixboi 
3.9K with noob M4 now)))
2020-04-11 18:31
stonks
2020-04-11 16:12
#9
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Ukraine FaZntaZiya 
buy new house pay for university some cs items like bravo case and m4a1-s Icarus fell left last $700000 for future
2020-04-10 19:10
cs items xaxaxaxa
2020-04-10 19:11
#17
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Ukraine FaZntaZiya 
stonks my friend, and also it's my dream to have all cs:go skins
2020-04-10 19:12
nice dreams
2020-04-10 19:33
+1 LOL flag checks out
2020-04-11 11:48
#49
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Peru Elkauza 
buy a cs squad and found your team
2020-04-10 19:37
bruh just scam some kids into joining and hope you get lucky with a good player.
2020-04-10 19:49
#71
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Peru Elkauza 
well, that is a good option either
2020-04-10 19:51
thats basically most CIS teams. you hear all the players that make it out that mess (like BOOMBA) and they say they got scammed out of a lot of money especially sticker money. Then the orgs get lucky and sell their team and make profit. some with that moron who ran Cr4zy
2020-04-10 19:52
Withdraw immidietly then close this card and open New one
2020-04-10 19:10
#148
Kylar | 
Other rssyo 
Thats not how it works mate
2020-04-11 11:45
Why? Just withdraw as much as you can and have fun
2020-04-11 11:51
#155
Kylar | 
Other rssyo 
yes withdrawing would be possible for a certain amount of money, but once you've closed ur account u gonna get a notification on ur name probably for the rest of ur life.
2020-04-11 11:51
Wdym? I dont get your point
2020-04-11 11:52
Real estate.
2020-04-10 19:10
#178
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Ukraine No_u_Fuck_U 
Sunny Day
2020-04-11 17:40
#16
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Albania blizaardyks 
If it’s made by mistake I will send his money back :)
2020-04-10 19:12
#23
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Poland Neo0o0o0o0 
ye ye stop lying
2020-04-10 19:17
#31
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Albania blizaardyks 
Cmon man why should I lie?
2020-04-10 19:20
Bank will probably notice that big of a deposit and probably freeze your account before you have a chance to spend it. If you, however, do manage to spend it you will be persecuted for theft pretty much. I read about this happening to a British woman years ago.
2020-04-10 19:30
Link pls bro :)
2020-04-10 19:39
I'll look it up, it was years ago
2020-04-10 19:55
Couldn't find the one I read, it was at least 8 years ago I think. Found this one tough, it's pretty similar, but in US: bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49643015
2020-04-10 19:59
Thx bro
2020-04-10 20:04
#64
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Myanmar Guzhas 
+1, it’s a really a unrealistic scenario for you to spend all that money without getting caught or something.
2020-04-10 19:48
#85
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United Kingdom AlywOw 
It's not theft, whatever on your account is your asset and belongs to you, this has already happened many times. Someone accidently sent the money to wrong account and had to wait whether the recipient will send the money back or not. First of all, your bank would contact the recipient bank and they will contact the owner of account and it's up to him whether he sends it back or keep it. It's a different scenario if you find money outside and you take it and keep it, then it's theft.
2020-04-10 20:01
2020-04-10 20:06
#99
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United Kingdom AlywOw 
Nice but it doesn't say anything about what I said. Linking random paragraphs in law means absolute nothing. Say I buy a house for 1 pound due to a mistake of the current owner but he still signs the agreement, then it's still valid.
2020-04-10 20:15
What do you not understand about it? If you come in possession of someone else's property by mistake (a mistsken deposit to your bank account in this case) you are required to return the property or pay the owner the value of that property. Otherwise you will be charged with theft.
2020-04-10 20:25
#110
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United Kingdom AlywOw 
You don't have knowledge of law, therefore, it's useless to argue, anyway what I said is valid.
2020-04-10 21:25
Lmai you are retarded
2020-04-10 21:38
#128
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United Kingdom AlywOw 
Thank you, zero knowledge
2020-04-10 22:06
Read up on the law then instead of acting dumb
2020-04-11 06:09
#132
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United Kingdom AlywOw 
You have zero knowledge that is the issue but I will give you a quick lesson for which I would normally charge a fee. If you deposit your money (your property) to your bank account, the bank gains over the ownership of your money (your property) which means it is all of the sudden your bank property not yours. You will only gain the liability to their property which means it will show the amount on your account but the money are already gone some in a bank reserve, some of them were used for a lend, lease and others. Once you send an amount from your bank account to someone else, you lose the liability of your bank property. (You signed an agreement when you click send.) Now, if you notice it immediately when the money are still in your bank property, they can cancel the payment for a fee and return the liability to you but if your bank already pass the ownership of property to the recipient bank then the recipient bank gains the ownership of this property and all of the sudden it is (their property) the recipient gains liability over his bank property. In this point it is completely up to him whether he keeps the liability or not. So, I hope you now understand that the random paragraph does not work in this case. There are lot of exceptions in a law and spreading random paragraphs mean nothing but if you are not convinced yet you can send me like 5 grand by a mistake and then claim it back, till then it's just big words of someone with zero language who wants to be interesting on HLTV.
2020-04-11 10:32
Lmao no if it was a mistake you can clearly take it back thro court, there are many cases that ended up like that and it always ended the same, that the guy who sent the money by mistake got it back. Stop trying to act smart when you cant even read up on simple things
2020-04-11 11:06
#152
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United Kingdom AlywOw 
Yes okay zero knowledge.
2020-04-11 11:48
help people.
2020-04-10 19:15
buy all expensive skin in csgo
2020-04-10 19:18
#26
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Ukraine Najara 
I will bet on Navi at Major
2020-04-10 19:18
spend on fortnite skins
2020-04-10 19:18
#32
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Canada NewDayNewFlag 
asking hltv what to do
2020-04-10 19:20
#173
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Denmark LaqeuZ 
+1 smart man
2020-04-11 16:13
#34
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Brazil MonkeyLover 
notthing
2020-04-10 19:22
10 in cya
2020-04-10 19:21
fund revolutionairy organisations to overthrow the capitalist system, of course
2020-04-10 19:24
find a hooker idk buy some drrugs maybe
2020-04-10 19:24
Bet all on skinogre
2020-04-10 19:26
Bet on navi, oh wait..
2020-04-10 19:28
Travel around the world, invest in real estate, tell my mom and dad to quit their job and retire
2020-04-10 19:31
I would give them to mom and dad
2020-04-10 19:34
#58
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Spain 1996 
good guy
2020-04-10 19:43
and then they will send him to foster home axaxaxa
2020-04-10 19:54
i would all in on astralis during major every game then ez 10 million profit
2020-04-10 19:40
#61
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Guatemala Nicaraqua 
*only applies to play offs
2020-04-10 19:45
playoffs or not astralis in major = free ez all in bet
2020-04-10 19:49
#73
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Guatemala Nicaraqua 
thats not what EG showed last time
2020-04-10 19:53
astralis 4 major last year all majors won . ur points is?
2020-04-10 21:38
#120
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Guatemala Nicaraqua 
you say all in during major EVERY game , so your statement is false and you would be bankrupt
2020-04-10 21:46
if its match fixed and scripted yes i would bankrupt but usually astralis to the stars will tryhard in major and every salty haters would say boring team boring game bla bla bla . then in the meantime i won 10million from ez bet all in astralis. if im wrong i would do anything for u if u right. but sadly what im saying is the truthful statistic fact .
2020-04-10 21:50
You sound like that typical kid in matchthreads crying about losing "easy 1.15" odds
2020-04-11 13:20
u sound like u never won a bet before haha salty
2020-04-11 16:08
Vodka/alcohol business of course :)
2020-04-10 19:41
#56
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Spain 1996 
turn into the shittiest rapper you can imagine
2020-04-10 19:43
#57
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Lithuania lighthair 
I'd make my own casino with blackjack and hookers
2020-04-10 19:43
Hookers and cocaine I guess?
2020-04-10 19:47
buy real estate
2020-04-10 19:49
#69
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Germany Bier 
Nothing at first and inform a bit
2020-04-10 19:50
#70
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Germany Proofenemy 
Buy 60% of c0ntact
2020-04-10 19:51
#78
BnTeT | 
Indonesia lukerey 
Donate to peoples/org who need/poor Invest on something promising + saving for my 5 kids fund education till college Buy new house Buy esport team ( csgo, Dota, LoL, and valorant ) Buy / built MMA gym Yeah pretty much like that. There's so much zero, i cant even read how much is that. And of course before i do all of those things, i thank to God first.
2020-04-10 19:55
Just get some easy part time job wich doesn't come with a lot of pressure and you could quit anytime, buy a small house or appartment and live a simple life.
2020-04-10 19:56
Invest all of it
2020-04-10 19:57
dumb
2020-04-10 20:03
Wait until someone will contact me to return if not then help my family and buy stocks Also i would buy Gungnir and Karambit Sapphire with any blue gloves mens))
2020-04-10 20:01
Invest. Maybe a McClaren for a little fun ;)
2020-04-10 20:02
#88
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Ukraine workspree 
Stupid kids, money have to work. So it needs to invest in shares and business.
2020-04-10 20:03
Take it and bet all on Ence
2020-04-10 20:03
#92
flusha | 
Lithuania fbhx 
exchange them to euros
2020-04-10 20:03
#94
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China SwooksarV2 
If I randomly got 1million, I'd buy a Porsche 918.
2020-04-10 20:04
I'd buy or build a nice house in norway to live in the middle of nowhere. The rest of the money I don't know.
2020-04-10 20:10
#100
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Poland Blanc1337 
i would invest 3/4 of this and the rest spend on some gooochey shit that would make me happy
2020-04-10 20:17
1st day spend $5 to see if anybody notice anything 3rd day withdraw everything and close account
2020-04-10 20:25
def buy a big house for the family from around or close to the city, perhaps rent it out. Shit, maybe get a few apartments and rent all those out for some time. Go play the biggest poker game I'd ever have played, lose and not give a fuck while getting high and drunk and enjoying socializing. Enjoy steak and sushi every day for until I'd grow tired of it. Proceed to get super-high at some point over and over and over, mostly on cannabis, shrooms, DMT and other psychedelics. Yeah, give like 10% to parents and other close family members. At this point prob 200-400k left, so invest in some cool stuff like medicinal cannabis and uhh...employ a car+driver for the wife and kid. Oh yeah, buy a new awesome PC + PS4 + DJ-table with everything + synthesizers and drum machines and effects up the ass
2020-04-10 20:34
I would buy Valve, employ real programmers and listen to the comunity for changes
2020-04-10 20:37
#109
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Finland 0lter 
coacaine and hookers ofc
2020-04-10 20:40
#111
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World ZMDR 
stonks and real estate
2020-04-10 21:32
#112
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Canada Stewie0K 
withdraw just to make sure it doesn't get refunded and I'd live like a king for a month.
2020-04-10 21:32
After which you will then be in jail for spending money you knew did not belong to you. Clever.
2020-04-11 10:39
#168
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Canada Stewie0K 
I've already escaped from maximum-security prisons twice.
2020-04-11 15:00
pay tax
2020-04-10 21:46
buy a lamborghini aventador svj for half of the money and keep the rest for future car needs like wheels and repairs
2020-04-10 21:47
donate it all to the government so they can buy all the abduls new iphones
2020-04-10 21:55
#130
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United States NoahN 
Buy 5 $200k houses. Rent them for $2000 per month. 50% of that goes towards vacancies/repairs/property management. Live easy on $5000 per month of completely passive income for the rest of my life.
2020-04-10 22:25
In what world does people pay $2000 a month for something that costs $200K? I don't know the market in the US, but to me that just really sounds odd. A $200K house here will be a pretty remote one and out there people do not pay that kind of rent money for normal houses, seems like the numbers doesn't add up (or I need to look into investing in the US housing market).
2020-04-11 10:38
dont destroy his view on life) he will learn eventually
2020-04-11 11:07
Well, he is right about looking for a passive income. There is only so many hours in the day and there is basically five ways to become wealthy. - Win the lottery. Chances of that are slim, as in really slim. - Inheritance. that requires someone wealthy in the family and that they pass it on to you... not really something you can plan. - Work hard and be exceptional in the right setting. Lets face it not many have that luck to work in a place where just work gets you rich. - Build your own business and make it something special. Most people that run their own business "just" works lots of hours for no real extra money over just a good job. The few create Amazon, Facebook and the like. - Build passive income, because that means making money while doing other thngs, like for starters also working a normal job.
2020-04-11 14:40
#176
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United States NoahN 
#174 Although I assume you just want to be toxic
2020-04-11 17:36
#174
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United States NoahN 
That's the general rule investors use. You should get 1% of the total value in rent. Of course, if you aren't putting money into marketing, it might take you 6 months to find a single deal like that. Anyways, I was just dumbing it down for hltv users. You can't just walk out the front door and buy 5 houses that cash flow properly. biggerpockets.com/member-blogs/7325/4668.. The important thing is to learn your market. If a "good deal" in your market only gives you a 0.8% monthly return, that's fine. Just know your market so that you can quickly analyze deals and determine if they could work for you.
2020-04-11 17:34
give it to the police i don't spend haram money
2020-04-11 11:06
#138
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Sri Lanka kvezee 
go betting
2020-04-11 11:11
#139
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Serbia embru 
i would probably get a not so stressfull job that i can quit anytime, get my own place and a new pc and thats it. Probably save the rest of my money for my children if i decide to have any.
2020-04-11 11:12
Buy a house and use the rest for a college tuition
2020-04-11 11:12
#143
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Bulgaria Ramky 
Publish the book I've been writing for the past 5 years. Dedicate a temple to Athena and spend enough for its future maintenance. All the other money go to my parents - i'll fight a descent job after.
2020-04-11 11:20
#144
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Nepal Nepali 
Would build my own house in a nice spot and buy a car
2020-04-11 11:35
#145
xartE | 
Finland STINDE 
i will donate to charity..that's like pocket change to me
2020-04-11 11:37
I will create charity foundation (like every billionaire does) to act like I'm donating for charity, but for real I will get my cash without paying taxes
2020-04-11 11:44
And you will be jailed. After Death you will be in the hell
2020-04-11 11:51
Mark Zuckerberg still isn't btw So why can't I?
2020-04-11 11:52
Cuz youre not Mark Zuckerberg
2020-04-11 11:57
weak argument bye
2020-04-11 12:14
Hyvaa. Samoin 🙌
2020-04-11 12:36
buy sum hoes aka ur mom XDXDXDXDXDXDD
2020-04-11 11:47
#162
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Finland kateessa37 
buy Lana Rhoades to visit my house.
2020-04-11 12:00
try suck my own balls.
2020-04-11 16:09
#177
sh1ro | 
Taiwan Mafuuyu 
build an apartment. and invest ig. constant flow of money.
2020-04-11 17:38
buy a house and start investing.
2020-04-11 17:41
#180
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Denmark Dust_2_Go 
First i would figur out how i got it, cuz i don't wanna get the blame for possible crimes of other People, If the money was illegal money. Secondly if it was a donation kinda scenario i would maybe incest 100.000$ And then spend some on vr headsets, games, technology, a fleshligt, other stuff Idk.
2020-04-11 17:42
I would call Trump's father and thank him for the small loan of 1 million dollars.
2020-04-11 17:45
I would put the money in the bank to make more money, when someone would ask the money back, I would have made some out of it
2020-04-11 17:46
PC, Monitor, Butterfly Knife (prob Red one) and probably just games and chill
2020-04-11 17:47
call lawyer to see if ill get in trouble if i withdraw, if yes, i dont. if not, then i withdraw %50 of it and go buy a house, give a car to my mom and sister, then buy a $10k pc, buy a gun for self defense, get someone to manage my money for me and make atleast $3000/mo or something. After some years if everything goes ok reinvest and keep making money while im sitting on my pc playing csgo
2020-04-11 17:49
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