First is a line by østkyst hustlers, i think it's from Hustlerstil "Jeg ved der er en nummer to, men der for langt derned"
Second is Pede b, pretty sure it's Sidste ord or Indledningen "Velkommen til mit niveau, synd du ikk' ku' bli' længere"
Admittedly the first translations weren't really obvious. I can see your confusion.
Bottomline point is Denmark is great at crushing the second place in our own language, it's unfortunate it doesn't translate with the same impact it does in danish.