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i fix your life
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
say a problem in your life and i will fix it
2020-05-28 11:56
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I need your Mom
2020-05-28 11:56
#2
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
i need my mom too :((
2020-05-28 11:57
where is your Mom
2020-05-28 11:57
#7
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
dead
2020-05-28 11:57
:( Sad men
2020-05-28 11:59
xaxaxaxaxxa
2020-05-28 12:07
#24
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
:((((( wtf men
2020-05-28 12:08
🤣 was looking for that comment
2020-05-28 13:53
i'm gay
2020-05-28 11:57
#9
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
>being in arab nation >being gay pick one
2020-05-28 11:58
Yeh you rly fix my life. Thx a lot idiot.
2020-05-28 12:02
#20
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
see a Psychiatrist and ask how to fix it
2020-05-28 12:04
Ok low IQ brazilian guy
2020-05-28 12:09
#29
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
nt im fakeflagger
2020-05-28 12:09
What js that tip?? Hello being gay is not an illness or sth u fix? Its natural...
2020-05-28 13:35
#73
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
gay is an illness))
2020-05-28 13:37
Save money, go to Europe or USA.
2020-05-28 13:53
Actually not as much of a problem as ppl think theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2007/05..
2020-05-28 19:47
thats not a problem
2020-05-28 13:53
HLTV admins keep deleting interesting threads.
2020-05-28 11:57
Hack HLTV
2020-05-28 11:59
#12
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
change your flag to spain and change your name to i loveyoujonathan
2020-05-28 11:59
I can't change my flag :'(
2020-05-28 12:01
turn off no-ads. then go settings. you ll be able to change
2020-05-28 14:53
#30
s1mple | 
Brazil s1mg 
nice flag
2020-05-28 12:10
#6
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United States zovint 
how i stop coom pls mens help me save me
2020-05-28 11:57
#15
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
stop watching device pictures
2020-05-28 12:00
#8
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Algeria rahimou111 
im bad at cs plz fix me
2020-05-28 11:57
#13
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
download aimware
2020-05-28 11:59
#14
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Sweden VerticalNight 
Disband
2020-05-28 12:00
#17
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Turkey TR_top_1 
I need money to go abroad but TR economy :(
2020-05-28 12:02
#19
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United States BRiMEy 
Work
2020-05-28 12:03
#78
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Turkey TR_top_1 
Where??
2020-05-28 13:50
#84
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United States BRiMEy 
How old are you?
2020-05-28 14:11
#130
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Turkey TR_top_1 
19
2020-05-28 15:21
#131
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Turkey TR_top_1 
I'm student RN
2020-05-28 15:21
#132
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United States BRiMEy 
Graduate with high gpa and increase chance of finding a job abroad man, here is fix
2020-05-28 15:24
#139
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Turkey TR_top_1 
Thx man you saved my life <3
2020-05-28 15:38
#144
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United States BRiMEy 
You're welcome brother <3
2020-05-28 15:43
#21
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
emigrate illeagally
2020-05-28 12:04
What is he trying to spell here?
2020-05-28 12:23
illeagally
2020-05-28 12:32
#22
JoJo | 
Russia N1kDaN 
I watch anime
2020-05-28 12:06
#27
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
#14
2020-05-28 12:09
#31
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
i dont help jermens
2020-05-28 12:10
#34
mds | 
Brazil Aquaarius 
I passed my whole night helping my friend with his occupation and didn't do mine... Now it's morning and I can't sleep because even I'm 20 yo I can't sleep afternoon I'm tired af F*ck Bolsonaro
2020-05-28 12:13
#35
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
stop wasting time on hltv
2020-05-28 12:14
#36
mds | 
Brazil Aquaarius 
SA hint ty friend <3
2020-05-28 12:16
#37
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Finland klopali 
I have huge cock and balls and i have too much mony....
2020-05-28 12:17
#39
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
give me money))
2020-05-28 12:19
how do I learn C1 level german so I can immigrate to Switzerland and make money
2020-05-28 12:18
#40
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
#35
2020-05-28 12:19
true :(
2020-05-28 12:24
you need c1 for that? whaaaattt thats hard
2020-05-28 12:51
I still have a lot of time to learn, I havent even finished my studies yet so I think I can make it, I also might never go there at all.
2020-05-28 15:05
Used to play csgo on 300 FPSon pc. Now stuck playing on a potato laptop. Barely get 60 fps on mirage. Horrible stutters too even on lowest settings and 640*480. Feels bad when I die cause of stutters and stuff
2020-05-28 12:20
#43
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
get money and buy new pc. ez problem solved
2020-05-28 12:22
#47
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Hungary mEZENCEphalon 
need to study a lot but i cant fullfocus on it
2020-05-28 12:29
#50
sh1ro | 
Russia R3YBAH 
u can't
2020-05-28 12:37
#51
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Denmark potatomato 
Need 20$ Paypal
2020-05-28 12:40
#53
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
ok
2020-05-28 12:47
I need to apologize before a person but I kinda feel shy wtf :( If you are not baiting, I would be happy if you suggest me a way to start a phone conversation
2020-05-28 12:44
Fellsbad Man(((
2020-05-28 13:55
#97
mantuu | 
Lithuania rageN1x 
7-1
2020-05-28 14:34
No that fellsgood))))
2020-05-28 15:43
#55
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Norway de1ka 
im 204cm 105kg fit dude with 17cm pee pee, 20 yo and still virgin
2020-05-28 12:54
H@H@H@H , how>????
2020-05-28 12:57
#59
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Norway de1ka 
stop laughing mens((😡😡😡
2020-05-28 12:58
its ok, me too
2020-05-28 17:07
H@H@H@
2020-05-28 12:56
nt fakeflagger
2020-05-28 12:57
Can talk to girls irl, but in online, I'm absolutely horrible, and this quarrantine is terrible, do you have any solution for this? Irl is much easier for me, cuz I have a big personality (thats what they say) but online I can't show that...
2020-05-28 12:59
#75
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
if you explain what is girl i will help you
2020-05-28 13:39
A person who born with boobd and without dick, and she still has boobs and vagina
2020-05-28 13:42
#62
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Japan MIDU 
I have allu's signature on my mousepad. how to remove?
2020-05-28 13:31
#66
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Sweden Onkov 
cum
2020-05-28 13:33
#160
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Japan MIDU 
thank
2020-05-28 17:03
#63
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Europe DeaTHZZEU 
i need a nevv keyboard bucause i cant vvrite double u.Help
2020-05-28 13:32
here u go use mine for now --> w W
2020-05-28 17:01
#64
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Finland Jermu 
okay fix my life. i have been accused of planning school shooting, mourning about series whats made for children, smoking tobacco needing alcohol and school is going like ass
2020-05-28 13:33
#65
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Sweden Onkov 
pp 2 big
2020-05-28 13:33
#70
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United States SLAM_THE_FART 
How to gain weight (don't tell me to just eat more)
2020-05-28 13:35
#74
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
eat more
2020-05-28 13:38
#76
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United States SLAM_THE_FART 
very funny
2020-05-28 13:39
Stop smoking tobacco and weed.
2020-05-28 13:57
#96
mantuu | 
Lithuania rageN1x 
7-1
2020-05-28 14:33
To gain weight, you have to ultimately eat more, it is the easiest way of gaining weight, as you gain weight because you get more calories that you consume, that are transformed into bodyweight. However, even though it is the simpliest way of gaining weight, there are way more ways of doing so, but they are less efficient and more time consuming and energy demanding. I can suggest you doing everyday workouts. A daily warmup would take you 20 to 40 minutes every morning, but will help you gaining bodymass by creating muscles out of unused things your body has. I personally use "Keep" app, it is free and available for both Android and iOS. You can start with easier workouts, but I'd suggest going hard on yourself right from the start. To gain bodyweight you have to also setup your daily routine, get time management. Healthy day is a key to a healthy body that leads to a healthy spirit. I'd suggest you waking up at 7 AM and going to sleep when the clock hits 11 PM. If you have any drug addictions, like cigarettes or any other drugs, you should ultimately leave them in the past for good. They lead to bodyweight losses and you will never be able to construct a healthy body on unhealthy addictions. Last, but not least is getting enough Vitamine D, that you can get from sunlight. Daily exposure to rays of the Sun is a very simple, but yet effective way to become healthier.
2020-05-28 14:46
wow thanks mens, it's rare to get actual advice from hltv
2020-05-28 15:35
No problem.
2020-05-28 15:35
I need money, and i dont want to work
2020-05-28 13:37
-2020 +1983
2020-05-28 14:12
#86
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Faroe Islands klnv 
So the thing is my aim is inconsistent my aim sometimes can be godly and the next day its shit so when i see that my aim is shit i always do like 500 kills deathmatch ffa can go even more kills like 1000kills i know thats insanely alot and thats what i do everyday thats my daily warmup routine it takes like 3h for me to finish my warmup
2020-05-28 14:13
Maybe a chance in sleep schedule, food intake, what do you during the day etc. affects your csgo performance
2020-05-28 14:44
#108
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Faroe Islands klnv 
i don't really go outside since its quarantine i sleep mostly like 6 hours only, i go to bed like 2 am and wake up 7:50pm but i drink coffe and im not tired anymore
2020-05-28 14:50
Follow the way of pashabiceps
2020-05-28 14:48
#110
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Faroe Islands klnv 
what way of pashabiceps have big biceps ?
2020-05-28 14:54
#88
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Brazil luis130201 
i need $100 on paypal
2020-05-28 14:18
#91
mantuu | 
Lithuania rageN1x 
7-1
2020-05-28 14:24
that's 6
2020-05-28 14:44
2020-05-28 14:45
#148
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Brazil luis130201 
you are kidding me for something in which my country is the greatest champion of all time and your country has never reached a play off
2020-05-28 15:55
I don't have any friends and I never kissed a girl after 20 yo age it's embarrassing I also have some kind of social anxiety I fear social interactions (I usually feel so awkward and uncomfortable even in most casual social situations) I used to weigh 157+ kg and that partly might be the reason why I didn't want to interact with people cuz I was ashamed of my body. I went to home-schooling due to health issues eventually so I lost contact even with some friends I had at school. I lost weight since then and I try to make my life better but it doesn't seem to work so well. I'm unable to make new connections or friendships, not even talking about romantic relationships. I'm alone most of the time and sometimes it makes me hella sad
2020-05-28 14:21
#98
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
kiss your sister 😎😎😎😎
2020-05-28 14:34
I know your feeling man, but just try to. Right now is a perfect time to start over. Go to Facebook or whatever you use in your country. If you are from CIS, it might be easier to, as I can suggest you using a particular bot in VK to find new friends ( vk.com/dayvinchik ). Life must become easier for you right after the coronavirus outbreak though, because you will be able to walk down the street, get to a girl and just say "Hi". I know that anxiety won't allow you to do so, but just try! It is proven to be a successful way of finding friends and maybe even romantic relationship.
2020-05-28 14:58
#116
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Faroe Islands klnv 
you need to kiss your mom
2020-05-28 14:55
However best friends and true love is often made during "weird circumstances", an event that occurs randomly in your life, often it is something quite awkward, to be honest. So far, my best friend thought I wanted to scam him for the first couple of weeks we've met, haha. Finding friends is extremely difficult, because you often can't control it. Despite all of this, there is a way of increasing the chance of this event happening. Find something that you really like to do (maybe it is playing chess or soccer. Making models of planes or something political). Then, find a club in your city that resembles your interests and go ahead.
2020-05-28 14:59
I need girlfriend
2020-05-28 14:30
#99
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
just buy it online 😎😎😎😎
2020-05-28 14:34
bro nevermind my problem. Sk coming with Turkish players BOCA BOSTON
2020-05-28 14:42
Coronavirus stopped all progress in my life😎
2020-05-28 14:36
just get coronavirus, survive and then youre immune, ez
2020-05-28 16:26
i have a crush on a famous((( how can i get over it ?
2020-05-28 14:41
Don't be a simp?
2020-05-28 15:00
im not a simp. why did you say that ?
2020-05-28 15:01
well you fell in love with a person that you only know in public? That's honestly disgusting.
2020-05-28 15:06
most famous people are huge douchebags in person, especially women. Think about it
2020-05-28 15:07
ikr but mine was something like half-famous. not well known but has a lot of fallowers on ig and a good clothing brand.
2020-05-28 15:11
>a lot of followers on IG and a good clothing brand. Boye, that girl is surely a douchebag, there are none good people on IG
2020-05-28 15:16
every girls uses IG. also her selfies are pretty and sometimes she reposts dodge and jojo memes. she is a real girl that makes her own money by her brand and a girl of culture i dont think she is a whore.
2020-05-28 17:28
#115
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United Kingdom rationale 
Fix yours for a start. You're here on HLTV for fook's sake.
2020-05-28 14:54
I cannot lose weight
2020-05-28 15:01
The most effective way to lose weight is starving. Yes, straight up starving, without small food breaks or something. One sandwich for a whole day for a couple of months and all your weight problems are solved. Telling you as a person that went from 90KG to 65KG in 3 months You will never be able to eat the same amounts of food you were previously were able to though. Also consider doing sports. Running 5KM daily seems about right.
2020-05-28 15:10
ty men im also 90 kg i will try
2020-05-28 16:25
Yup. Just start with limiting your food consumption. Start with having less on lunch, then decrease amount of food with every day, until you eat just a little for lunch. For example, a bowl of soup or a sandwich. Then on the next week, leave your dinner behind. After getting rid of dinner, have a breakfast and lunch for a couple of weeks. Then drop the breakfast too to have just lunch with a single bowl of soup. This isn't dangerous to your health. However, I strongly recommend asking your local diet doctor about all of this and checking your health conditions. Don't get too far with it though. I strongly recommend you not losing your mind on this, as I almost fell unconscious a couple of times and since I live alone that could've meant Game Over for me as noone would call an ambulance. However, limiting yourself in a right way would result in a great weight loss. I also strongly recommend doing sports, because it will a) help you lose weight even faster b) shape your body in an attractive way instead of looking like a skinny incel
2020-05-28 17:01
ty men for explanation
2020-05-28 18:38
smoking is efficient for losing weight
2020-05-28 15:39
#122
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China AskwhoJ0eis 
I cannot get bitches i think they r dumb
2020-05-28 15:05
true
2020-05-28 15:34
#138
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China AskwhoJ0eis 
tell me urethralcatmeow how to get b1tchez
2020-05-28 15:36
> urethralcatmeow cringe
2020-05-28 15:53
#137
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Portugal NabasKi 
I don't enjoy anything
2020-05-28 15:35
#145
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China AskwhoJ0eis 
try suicide it really worked for me:)
2020-05-28 15:43
#146
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Portugal NabasKi 
haha.
2020-05-28 15:43
I'm short and ugly
2020-05-28 15:41
same
2020-05-28 16:33
grow taller and put on makeup
2020-05-28 18:41
i cant rank up level 10 faceit for 3 years nearly and that's pissing me of. I want to get 10 and quit playing competitive video games
2020-05-28 15:42
#149
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Russia Ceo_of_navi 
just quit now lol
2020-05-28 15:56
just want to finish the job done, come on. 1100 matches for nothing?
2020-05-28 16:54
you have friends to play with?
2020-05-28 23:33
most of them are already 2500 elo, 1 is a fcking pro player h1te and i m stuck in lvel 7))
2020-05-29 13:12
and yeah, i either have nova4 friends or high level 10s 2300-3300 elo
2020-05-29 13:22
maybe play faceit with 2500+ and mm with bad friends
2020-05-29 17:44
i dont have any goals right now
2020-05-28 16:28
18yo never had sex
2020-05-28 16:28
i can help mens))
2020-05-28 18:40
how?
2020-05-28 20:37
😘🤫🤭meet me behind your house mens
2020-05-28 20:59
okay, send me your address (via dm)
2020-05-28 23:31
okay, send me your address (via dm)
2020-05-28 23:33
no, you can't come to my house, my parents wouldn't accept it.
2020-05-29 11:55
ur parents dont have to know mens))
2020-05-29 11:56
oh okay!
2020-05-29 11:58
#156
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Germany Xantennn 
i still wanna bang an ex colleague of mine, but she isnt willing to cheat on her bf lmao. stupid bitch
2020-05-28 16:57
#177
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United States yghj 
good choice by her. youre hardly a steal.
2020-05-28 23:37
Imho im stupid, wtf to do
2020-05-28 17:03
you arent stupid if you are able to reflect yourself and think that ur stupid
2020-05-28 17:30
yes but after you forget your own name the joy is over xd
2020-05-28 17:47
everything. have fun
2020-05-28 17:29
I owe the local militia a lot of money and if I can’t pay my debts they’ll kill me
2020-05-28 19:50
I need girl
2020-05-28 23:32
#179
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Finland ToxicDUD 
Life is imperfect Just the way I like it
2020-05-29 11:56
#182
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Sweden GeT_CoRrEcT 
Obnoxious autists always talk to me on retakes
2020-05-29 11:59
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