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Sweden Shvetsiya2k 
If Denmark spoke Norweigan I would move there maybe I love Denmark great country but I just have hard time understand the language, and I am even from Skåne where we speak a little bit like them But they make sounds which makes it impossible to understand 3-4 sentences in a row =( Denmark why cant you just speak Norweigan I would understand 99 %
2020-06-12 14:08
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Just go to Netherlands mens😎😎😎👍
2020-06-12 14:09
come to Zeeland😎👍
2020-06-12 14:19
2020-06-12 14:26
Put a popato in your throat and speak german = danish
2020-06-12 14:09
2020-06-12 14:11
i thought this was a norwegian joke: "put potato in throat and speak norwegian". do germans and danes also say it?
2020-06-12 14:16
yep they do :D
2020-06-12 14:41
denmark still is lovely country, despite wierd voices tough <3
2020-06-12 15:04
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Denmark JKTP
All scandinavian countries are great let's be honest
2020-06-12 19:39
Denmark dR_JaCkPoT
it is literally the only insult ive seen on hltv against danes ... honestly ive heard it so much I wish people would find new stuff just for some variety at least
2020-06-12 15:05
its because denmark is nice
2020-06-12 15:06
Denmark dR_JaCkPoT
I know, but I come on these forums to be entertained lol
2020-06-12 15:07
ok next time i make fun of your red sausagesand that your contry is a pancake
2020-06-12 15:08
Sorry what did you say? Couldn't hear you with all that kartoffel down your throat xd
2020-06-12 15:21
Denmark dR_JaCkPoT
2020-06-12 15:24
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United States girls
just speak english bro the best language
2020-06-12 14:10
name checks out
2020-06-12 14:11
flag wdym
2020-06-12 14:33
Denmark fedling
Norweigan have their language from Danmark:) we just pronounce it differently and they make some minor changes
2020-06-12 14:12
only because denmark subdued our great country. and we have nynorsk which is not based on danish
2020-06-12 14:16
Denmark fedling
but only 10% use Nynorsk and 90% bokmål :) and it was only because Denmark lost the war to England that they had to give up some of their countries and you got to be with Sweden :)
2020-06-12 14:23
I understand nynorsk and bokmål 100% but danish sounds so sloppy like your mouth is numb from drugs
2020-06-12 14:26
danish > nynorsk
2020-06-12 14:34
put potato in ur ears
2020-06-12 14:14
Hard to change, but I would happily speak norwegian, if I could. Funny, right now there is another thread about the terrible danish accent. Both threads are right
2020-06-12 14:14
just speak finnish :D
2020-06-12 14:22
2020-06-12 14:28
2020-06-12 14:30
Mitä sinää teet? <3 Hyvää?
2020-06-12 14:32
Jag är bra, hur är dig?:D (just btw, mine was probably shit aswell but you said "What are you doing? Good?":D It should be "Miten sinulla menee (How are you)/Meneekö sinulla hyvin?(Are you doing good?)" Finnish language structure can be quite weird:p
2020-06-12 14:36
Hey, thanks mate! I once dated a girl in sweden who was from Helsingfors, and i just went of what she taught me. But i enjoy learnign the language so i appriciate you correcting me! Ah well, swedish is probably too, as follows; (When asking me how i am, you wanna type "Hur är det med dig?". "Hur är dig" blir lite tokigt, men det är förståeligt!)
2020-06-12 14:39
Asså, det är mycket intressant:D
2020-06-12 14:49
Pratar du mycket svenska själv, eller förstår vad som skrivs? :D
2020-06-12 14:52
Min svensk är skit lol, jag har aldrig studiera den. Jag har lärt från min vänner och musik:DD
2020-06-12 15:01
Tro mig, min finska är bra mycket sämre ;D.
2020-06-12 15:05
hahahahaa :D
2020-06-12 15:11
Reported for speaking demon language)))
2020-06-12 19:39
No hate brother but you have the most ugly language in the world :(
2020-06-12 14:32
men watafak :( swedish is cool tho, i like it cuz friends + sabaton
2020-06-12 14:36
Sorry i really love Finland and my finnish brothers but not your language :((((
2020-06-12 20:30
2020-06-12 14:31
we love Skåne <3
2020-06-12 14:32
U do? I think everyone in Skåne loves copenhagen (better salarys and nice city). I'm from north of Sweden but my wife is from Malmö and both our daughters are born i Malmö.
2020-06-12 14:40
i dont rly care about salaries but i admit i like it more than malmo. that tall building in malmo is just weird af
2020-06-12 14:44
Wtf - danish is a beautiful language - swedish sounds like a danish 1 or 2yo child trying to learn to speak
2020-06-12 14:53
sounds like budget german
2020-06-12 15:02
the danish language sounds like budget german
2020-06-12 15:02
Finland 7ones
Too strong German influence. If there was water between germany and denmark and land between sweden and denmark there would be no problem for you.
2020-06-12 15:02
Most danish people can also talk English
2020-06-12 15:06
English solves a lot of problems
2020-06-12 15:07
U have to be proud that in ur cntry can a lot of ppl speak english and german(as i remember)
2020-06-12 15:09
Basically everyone speaks English, I have not met anyone that doesn't it is true we have to choose between french and german in school most take german but they don't speak a word of German :p
2020-06-12 15:11
I have had a classmate in Jermany he was from Denmark He spoke bad english but after 2 months he started to speak like Eminem xD
2020-06-12 15:35
imagine not being able to spell norwegian
2020-06-12 15:09
So wait a couple of decades and Danish will be a thing of the past, we’ll just be speaking English. We steal so many words from English because we’re too lazy/dumb to come up with our own. Just hearing a Danish zoomer speak makes me cringe, half the words that comes out of their mouth is English and I doubt they have ever seen a Danish dictionary.
2020-06-12 15:20
I think all of Scandinavia should switch to either Faroese or Icelandic
2020-06-12 15:26
this is the best thread in the world xDDD
2020-06-12 16:02
come to brazil...
2020-06-12 16:02
Denmark Ulver
The dialect spoken in Copenhagen is awful to other Danes, so you are not alone. We had a Christmas calendar (The Julekalender) where the characters spoke with a northern Jutlandic accent and I kid you not - they had to add subtitles on reruns because people in Copenhagen couldn't understand that dialect. Map for reference: The dialects are slowly dying out though because Rigsdansk is primarily spoken in radio and on TV, and it's slowly creeping into local radio and TV as well.
2020-06-12 16:11
Denmark Kon10R
HA! I prefer English, if I talk to someone frän Skåne! 😁
2020-06-12 16:08
2020-06-12 16:10
Dont worry mate, Danes dont understand each other either. Also why is Denmark great? its literally a very small, flat country filled with pigs(real animal pigs mkay).
2020-06-12 19:27
love all you fag swedes hating on denmark. Literally doing better than you cuck leftist shithole in every fucking metric there is.
2020-06-12 19:32
2020-06-12 19:38
Denmark is actually superb. I studied business administration there and I am looking forward to permanantly living there, as I also found a beautiful danish girl! Its enough to know English, and Danish is also not so difficult tbh.
2020-06-12 19:42
Denmark valt3rr
Just swallow a potato and you are there
2020-06-12 19:42
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