On Oct. 30, a 26-year-old Florida man was allegedly attempting to pry his way into a Fort Lauderdale home with a pipe, when the homeowner appeared with a machete. The two attacked each other, the Associated Press reports, with the resident able to pin the burglar and call the police
Fox News Flash top headlines for April 28
A Florida man in an apparent drug-induced state stabbed a mattress with a bedpost and tore it apart with his bare hands as he searched for another man he believed was his girlfriend's lover “hiding inside,” authorities said Friday.
Florida man January 16 - "Florida Man Confesses to Cops, Says 'Jesus Told Me To' Drive Ferrari 360 Off Pier
"Jesus made me the smartest man on earth and it's so hard to have this much responsibility," the 48-year-old reportedly said to the police."
Drunk Florida man kicked out of library told cops he was Jason Bourne
Jesus Christ... that's Jason Bourne
Edit: another good one;
‘Satan is still in me:’ Florida man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan, turns knife on himself
Just day + month
Florida man, once caught mowing lawn naked, wants his teaching job back
day + month + year
Florida man hit dad in face with pizza after learning he helped deliver him, police say
this thread is awesome