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Whats your "happy life" looks like in your head.
Slovakia toilet_cleaner_numba1 
easy house sport car good wife max 1 kido have job by myself The things am yet missing : car,,own job Other than its pretty good life even without these, but can be better always.
2020-06-29 12:42
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Lithuania marusgg 
Faze getting a normal IGL instead of niko men)))
2020-06-29 12:52
Netherlands Titanos 
Made my day. Thanks kind HLTV user!
2020-06-29 12:56
Vodka | 
Europe Miichu 
2020-06-29 16:25
If shit like this "makes your day" you need to re-evaluate your life decisions.. aaand probably hobbies. Lmao
2020-06-29 16:49
Netherlands Titanos 
2020-06-29 18:19
yeah u probably are considering the comment u left
2020-06-29 20:06
Netherlands Titanos 
yeah u probably are considering you took my comment 100% literally
2020-06-29 21:05
very true
2020-06-29 12:56
Vietnam h4gen 
2020-06-29 16:21
North America Capitan_Pool 
Anyone who likes the eu scene its gonna be happy with that
2020-06-30 10:32
Watching NaVi and s1mple play :)
2020-06-29 12:55
navi 2020 3 tournaments won, real top 1
2020-06-29 12:57
Lithuania I_eat_kebabs 
3? katowice 2020 major qualifier blast group? doesn't really count
2020-06-29 13:07
Katowice 2020 WePlay! Clutch Island 2020 Gamers Without Borders 2020
2020-06-29 13:14
Lithuania I_eat_kebabs 
last one doesn't count charity and MR12
2020-06-29 13:14
every win counts. EDIT: if GWB didnt count, why teams were tryharding like on every tournament. + there was like top 10 team lineup
2020-06-29 13:18
Imagine thinking 2m dollars tournament doesnt count KEKW
2020-06-30 05:30
well yes it doesn't, teams didn't even receive the money, so they didn't even play with their full potential, besides it was new rules with the mr12 stuff so people can't perform like they usually would imagine thinking navi is top 1 rn xD
2020-06-30 07:53
Yea just bcz NA trash like lulquid wasn't trying. The whole event doesn't mean anything yea sure xDDDDDDDDD NaVi is #1. Go check ESL and HLTV Rankings.
2020-06-30 09:09
navi is barely top 3 weplay! doesnt count either btw, tier 3 cis tournament xD
2020-06-30 10:12
2020-06-30 10:17
everything checks out
2020-06-30 10:37
OK | 
Peru TheJuan 
2020-06-29 16:28
2020-06-30 05:29
No lifer
2020-06-30 06:22
United States ColbyCovington 
my dad coming back from buying milk 8 years ago
2020-06-29 12:58
come back to tiktok mens)
2020-06-29 13:02
faze era and niko becoming top1 every year
2020-06-29 12:58
Argentina iamNOTgay 
basically getting paid for doing nothing
2020-06-29 12:59
Let's hope you'll never succeed in getting that
2020-06-29 13:02
Argentina iamNOTgay 
why not? politicians already do that, the difference is that im not gonna fuck up anyone's life
2020-06-29 13:07
Politicians are necessary evil. Some random leech getting money for free, browsing Instagram, Facebook or hltv all day long isn't.
2020-06-29 15:42
Argentina iamNOTgay 
no words men no words
2020-06-29 16:20
"necessarily evil" or "a necessary evil"? it changes a lot the sentence
2020-06-30 19:08
I wrote what I wrote, dude
2020-06-30 20:00
but it makes no sense, dude. I think you mean that we have to accept their existence even though they aren't perfect since we do not have a better system
2020-06-30 20:35
exactly what I thought
2020-06-30 20:44
So re-read #17 and see that I wrote it correctly.
2020-06-30 20:45
what I said is that it lacks an "a" before necessary since it could lead to misunderstandings like the one we are in rn
2020-06-30 20:47
Brazil EnVyiwnl 
been a swedish or denmark citizen, or Switzerland citizen.
2020-06-29 13:17
if ur are not successfull in ur own country u will not be in another u will do T2/T3 works for locals
2020-06-29 20:14
Brazil EnVyiwnl 
i say because in brazil we have so violence and corruption.
2020-06-29 20:45
get a gun a ur the one who set violance lvl
2020-06-29 20:47
Brazil EnVyiwnl 
u cannot get a gun in brazil, and if u kill an assassin, you will be arrested
2020-06-29 20:48
so become immortal assasin?
2020-06-29 20:55
Brazil EnVyiwnl 
good idea, +1
2020-06-29 21:49
Getting Swiss citizenship is extremely hard, and learning Danish is pain. Try Swedish, it doest not seem that hard, I'll start learning it soon.
2020-06-29 21:52
Just move here and your norweigan will turn into a thich Swedish accent pretty much after a year. Aka you have "learned Swedish", writing wise idk however.
2020-06-30 07:13
I am not Norwegian, I'm fakeflagging. But, I DO plan to learn Swedish, I am just looking for good sources now to learn it.
2020-06-30 12:55
OK | 
Peru TheJuan 
Spamming HLTV 24/7
2020-06-29 16:27
+1 would be cool if I didn't have to sleep or eat
2020-06-29 20:09
Comp Bread Water Self of mine
2020-06-29 16:30
Comp u mean complexity yes mens?))))))
2020-06-29 20:46
No I meant computer mens))))))
2020-06-29 21:29
Computer and 5 litres bottle the best duo mens)))))
2020-06-29 21:38
Bottles of what
2020-06-30 05:31
Vodka of course)))))))
2020-06-30 07:08
Vodka is shit Kumys > vodka
2020-06-30 15:28
I hate the simple fact of being alive, so fantasizing with a "happy life" seems kinda foolish. If there's someone up above, I just hope that He washes away my sins and let me into His reign when I'm finally done with this world.
2020-06-29 16:38
Name checks out
2020-06-29 20:11
Zero | 
Slovakia weedko222 
Guardian winning major :(
2020-06-29 18:22
guardian winning major in eating hotdogs
2020-06-29 20:15
Styko Guardian Ange1 Zero maden/whatever Ez major
2020-06-30 07:16
Indonesia captaindog0 
How can you have a wife and not have any job to make income?
2020-06-29 18:24
2020-06-30 06:23
The things I need to be happy: - Get 3K elo , accomplish that goal and then never play CSGO again - Let the "far right" pass to France
2020-06-29 21:00
bunch of hookers and cocaine every day.
2020-06-29 21:07
Sweden TycoN 
2020-06-29 21:32
Not having to worry about money, ever.
2020-06-29 21:40
Living in a good, safe, prosperous country. 2 friends at max, them being people who I can feel related to, no kids, a job I can really be satisfied with (doing something I like, I just don't know wtf I like, nothing pleases me). Not having the mind I currently have, having some free time to walk a bit and appreciate nature and my surroundings, which I can't do because I live in a shithole. Being free from anxiety and depression, and all the mental things that always bother and hinder any chance of progress I have in life. In other words, I would like to not be me, I would like to be another person living somewhere else having a chill life.
2020-06-29 21:49
At least 1 person will remember you after the death
2020-06-29 21:50
- be with someone who doesnt trigger my arbitrary mental blocks/no longer has said mental blocks - dysphoria bye bye - not lonely - no more extreme anxiety - has a successful creative outlet - is exceptional at something I love, doesn't matter to what degree - Liquid wins a major, ELiGE gets top 3 -steel gets unbanned - not have to worry about health ever
2020-06-30 05:42
Turkey TheTurks! 
Başka isteğin var mı yarram
2020-06-30 05:54
are you fuck you?
2020-06-30 06:32
Turkey TheTurks! 
2020-06-30 14:44
A normal country and a normal job that pays enough to have a decent life would be a good start.
2020-06-30 05:54
Eradicating all Brazilians and africans
2020-06-30 06:14
2020-06-30 06:24
hltv user checks out
2020-06-30 06:45
What a wonderful world it would be
2020-06-30 07:42
I can only dream of it sadly :(
2020-06-30 08:38
United States KKonian 
I dont know cant think of one
2020-06-30 06:24
living without fear
2020-06-30 06:43
Happy family, wife and 2 kids Good friends Well paying job, but not too many hours Comfortable house No debts Good mental state And hopefully I'll take my dog with me
2020-06-30 07:09
United States dusq 
this is extremely similar to my choice too lol. hope you manage to pull off that lifestyle someday brother
2020-07-02 03:25
Thanks u2
2020-07-02 05:06
Denmark r0zen^_^ 
I hope at least one of you will sing about me when i’m gone.
2020-06-30 07:21
I will
2020-06-30 10:22
Denmark r0zen^_^ 
2020-06-30 19:05
Nuking all countries that are not Christian Nuking all countries that have 90% midnight skins Nuking all countries that hate America Being able to suck my own wiener
2020-06-30 07:43
And lick my own balls****
2020-06-30 07:43
If you clone yourself and fuck the clone, is it gay or masturbation?
2020-06-30 10:22
Lick my nutsack
2020-06-30 10:27
Being mayor of a mid-size city
2020-06-30 09:11
A glass of wine or whisky on my private beach in Cotes d'Azur. Happily married, 2 kids and a labrador.
2020-06-30 10:22
France daniel19 
le labrador ça sent les balades sur la plage ça 😎
2020-06-30 10:35
2020-06-30 10:39
Ukraine volod1m1r 
Coming back home from work in the office, seeing happy family and wife that wait for me. Rest is irrelevant
2020-06-30 10:33
North America Capitan_Pool 
Same as u but add 1 more kid and 3 dogs
2020-06-30 10:35
No idea.
2020-06-30 12:57
have a doug demuro like job , cool house and a garage of 100 cars . only 2 for now 98 more to go ...
2020-06-30 14:47
Netherlands toothpaste 
Computer does the stock trading for me, me and gf have a happy fulfilling life
2020-07-02 03:14
Brazil hltv_baiter 
start rising up in a csgo team new game comes out might as well play be in the 3rd best team from your region tell people im igl for this team, people start to respect me most legendary igl from your region has all the best players but somehow you end up on a new team with good players people call the old igl washed up people come to me to lead them old igl starts choking at majors, lead my teams to 2 majors people start respecting me more than the old igl now i am the legendary igl take the best team from my region for many years eventually we stop winning, and all our talent is washed up but finally a new talent appears join a new team with this godlike player lurk all the time but dont get kills people call me baiter "wtf mens im legendary 2 major igl" doesnt matter gets fat gets kicked feelsbadman this is not the happy life i wanted
2020-07-02 03:21
Sweden Xypno 
cheating in csgo, going pro and being the best player of 3 consecutive years, all without anyone ever finding out im cheating/cheated
2020-07-02 03:35
having money, a cozy house, a wife and 1 kid maximum probably gonna have fun with my family, so it doesnt matter owning anymore than that perhaps keeping just my only friend, but i dont know if thats gonna happen
2020-07-02 05:11
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