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Finland lungi_cs 
what is the most simp thing you have ever done? One time I paid for a girls haircut while I was broke as fuck and couldnt afford food the next day.
2020-07-03 11:52
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Turkey Nunthorin
why did you do that?
2020-07-03 11:54
#6
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Finland lungi_cs
because i'm a simp. i need help
2020-07-03 11:57
Maybe u are just a kind and caring person, others before you?!
2020-07-03 12:00
#10
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Finland lungi_cs
Sounds like you've been simping your fair share aswell
2020-07-03 12:02
Not really, apart from not even knowing what a simp really is i consider(ed) myself a caring person sacrificing some of me for others, if egeryone would do a bit of that the world would be a better place but sadly there is a lot of ppl who take advantage of nice ppl for their own goods
2020-07-03 12:04
nt ZinedineZyw0o
2020-07-03 12:11
why? was she your gf? if not its sad XD.
2020-07-03 11:55
I once thrashed incels talking shit about frankie that she's wrong......,.....and that she's crying for no reason After that i realised those incels are the reason she has a job And all the reason she is even a bit relevant is because she is a WOMAN
2020-07-03 11:55
yes because all the male "talent" in csgo is super skilled at their job. theyre totally not just some random gay-ass fratboys. with those sleeve tattoos and the way they dress. and its total coincidence that their speech patterns closely resemble how one would sound with a dick in their mouth, because they actually have dick in mouth most of the time
2020-07-03 12:12
I hope she realizes that the only reason she makes a 6 figure salary is BECAUSE she is a woman, in e-sports... It is because you are bound to encounter criticism for who you are that you are thereby given everything you need to endure the "pain". In reality though, she hasn't worked nearly as hard as her colleagues, nor has she even played csgo really lmao henryg - lv 10, ex-pro spunj - lv 10, ex-pro pimp - 3k elo, ex pro ddk bardolph - several thousand matches on faceit each. been in the esports field for decades and csgo since the beginning frankie - hops on the csgo train with no understanding of the game but is well respected only because she is a girl... ridiculous lmao, is there no value in merit anymore??? But because she is a girl, she deserves some sort of special treatment, when she would not even have the job if she wasnt a girl? When it comes to casting Didnt she call twistzz stew lmao She forgets the scedule for the day And when streaming if some guy says that she shld be doing something (like switching to knife while running) she blocks then and calls them sexist These wldve been unacceptable if it wasnt for her being a woman
2020-07-03 12:16
henryg is absolutely useless, just because he could play the game at some time doesnt mean he is a good caster. he has that job because hes gay and willing to do a lot of nasty shit to keep his job. frankie has it because shes a woman willing to work in this industry. you dont need to play cs to say anything about it. do you think retards like machine or semmler or that guy who said the n-word know anything about cs? they spend 90% of their time reading out the killfeed. pimp is an even worse example of the cock in mouth issue than henry and the others, and hes incredibly crosseyed. that man should NOT be on television. spunj and launders and ynk are the only people in this scene who can do a bit of analysis and whenever they do, 90% of twitch chat zoomers is spamming ResidentSleeper because they want screaming retards with cock in mouth. no one in their right mind respects any of those people. their careers ended a decade ago or never existed, and now they are on esports welfare. if they were useful, they would be doing something useful with their lives instead of screaming over live broadcasts of childrens video games. the only actual problem here is that this planet is full of idiots who for some reason gives these shitty orgs like ESL money so that they can continue to organize events with shit production, streams that cut out and stutter constantly, and completely idiotic casting. if people were any smarter, like above 90iq on average, these orgs like ESL would be bankrupt 5 years ago. but they arent. apparently even installing adblock is too hard for them.
2020-07-03 12:26
What are you saying Are you kidding me Henryg is awesome paired up with machine Thats the best casting pair you can have Not to mention pansy with semmler thats second best But frankie????????? She's worse than nothing And when it comes to hosting......ive mentioned it above.
2020-07-03 12:27
sorry but if you think those faggots are entertaining you have max 85iq as well. literally all they do is scream when someone hits a common headshot, talk about fucking each other in the ass, and read out shit that appears on the screen. and pansy? ahaha. another nice example of the cock-in-mouth problem but her game knowledge is even lower than those other faggots, and she constantly repeats the same parts of phrases even when they dont fit 3 times every round she says something with the words "the likes of". you could make a pansy drinking game where every time she says her stupid catch phrases you have to drink. you will notice you have to drink every time she opens her mouth. and her voice is really annoying.
2020-07-03 12:31
Bruh too much himym But yeah sure Likings are subjective
2020-07-03 12:32
yes and most people including you are dumb enough to subjectively like other dumb people so this situation wont get better unless 90% of cs fans goes away to find a new hobby, like knitting.
2020-07-03 12:33
#57
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Denmark dyinbyran
Oh so who is the best caster then ?
2020-07-03 13:14
spunj is a pretty goodlooking guy, he has a nice voice, hes relaxed, and has good game knowledge. pretty complete package. everyone else is miles behind him.
2020-07-03 13:17
And her knowledge of cs go is next to zero.
2020-07-03 12:28
just like everyone who is still casting in this scene except for spunj ynk and launders. but thats what you get when you need to cover up cheating for years. guys like fifflaren would talk about all the blatant cheating that was happening live on their screen and they dont get invited back. screaming retards who are too dumb to even notice all the aimbotting are asked back.
2020-07-03 12:32
Thata not true at all,she is good at her job
2020-07-03 12:18
if by being good at her job you mean she can speak fluent english and looks decent then yes.
2020-07-03 12:23
You have eyes right......read the big msg beneath it
2020-07-03 12:27
Yes, with headphones plugged out and the monitor turned off. Its fucking sad. Just because pc gamers are usually lost retards in their lifes without any woman interaction it leads to such "casters". Shes not even good looking and the simps drool every time shes on the screen, pathetic. Shes only doing it because she has a vagina.
2020-07-03 12:45
why did you bring back so many cringe memories... uff.. almost had an earth attack
2020-07-03 11:55
earth attack expected from israel
2020-07-03 11:59
xd
2020-07-03 13:12
ONCE I WANTED TO PAY ONE MORE TIME THAT EXPENSIVE HAIRCUT WITH THAT HOT HAIRDRESSER, BUT THEN I FIGURED OUT THAT I WAS GOING THERE JUST FOR THE LADY AND MY HAIRCUT WOULD BE MEH AGAIN, SO IN THE LAST SECOND I STEPPED BACK
2020-07-03 12:01
I bought a gift for a girl spending my last 50€ on her birthday and she didnt even care , after that I have never done something for a girl
2020-07-03 12:02
#13
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Finland lungi_cs
lmaoo
2020-07-03 12:04
I was 16 , that was really heartbreaking for me at that age
2020-07-03 12:06
#20
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Finland lungi_cs
you just gotta keep simping man
2020-07-03 12:08
No from that moment I started to treat bad girls , but not to be Alpha but just because I was disappointed of girls, and from that moment they started to care of me
2020-07-03 12:12
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Netherlands HetIsPatat
You must've had a really easy life then.
2020-07-03 12:08
Not really
2020-07-03 12:11
Shouldve stopped doing things for a girl like her, believe me there are nice ones oit there as well But maybe she cared but just didnt know what to do or say
2020-07-03 12:05
That was a really hard story with me and that girl, we were chatting all the time , I liked here and as she was saying she liked me too but all the time I wanted to do a step forward she was rejecting me , then she find a stupid reason to stop talking with me and few days after she got a boyfriend , I felt so bad for months for that, I was inexperienced with girls
2020-07-03 12:08
#14
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Qatar zablitz
IDK? I bought a female friend a 5$ steam card as a birthday gift maybe? I don't like her so i don't know if that counts as simping.
2020-07-03 12:04
#18
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Finland lungi_cs
kinda counts
2020-07-03 12:06
#19
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Qatar zablitz
She did get me Witcher 3 for 8 dollars from GOG so does that make her a simp too?
2020-07-03 12:07
#23
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Finland lungi_cs
women can't be simps i think
2020-07-03 12:09
#24
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Qatar zablitz
Simp is a buzz word anyway and only matters to twitter and twitch chat.
2020-07-03 12:09
why do you offer gifts to ppl you dont like wtf men
2020-07-03 12:20
#55
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Qatar zablitz
They are my friends for 3 years?
2020-07-03 13:07
I love being a simp. It's a good feeling.
2020-07-03 12:06
Still in school I worked five ours every day after school for 5€/hour to finance presents / restaurant / some clothers for her. One friend said to me I should not try to keep her with money. It was like a lightning strike. I realised that the nice pussy, long legs and rocksolid tits made me a chuck without realising it. I thought until this moment that this was the best time of my life. Well I banged her few times a day and I thought it was worth it. The sex was amazing. But I stopped spending money and weeks later she said she needed a brake :D I never again felt for a good looking moneywhore.
2020-07-03 12:14
#38
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Germany notnazi
name checks out
2020-07-03 12:21
:D yeah in the original sense of it.
2020-07-03 12:57
as long as you both know what the deal is whats the problem
2020-07-03 12:40
cant remember ever doing anything like that. this thread makes me sad. little boys of hltv, girls wont respect you if you give them free money for no return. they need to earn it first.
2020-07-03 12:17
she was asking everyone for spare 10 cents for lunch money and some looked at me, there was a lot of ppl so i didnt want to feel like a dick, so igave her 5 cents that i found hanging around in my jacket
2020-07-03 12:19
never be a simp... these chicks aint worth it
2020-07-03 12:20
I bought a game online for a girl that we could play together for a few days. It was an alright game but not amazing. £6 tho.
2020-07-03 12:24
idk one time a girl didnt have her calculator so i gave her mine
2020-07-03 12:37
Made dinner for my GF for 3 years.
2020-07-03 12:38
Whores I guess?
2020-07-03 12:40
Never simped only ever catfished for games on steam when I was younger
2020-07-03 13:30
#60
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Russia RogueDecay
nothing, I never even begged for sex while I was in relationships either, ik its something simp would do on a regular basis, never payed for sex etc.
2020-07-03 13:30
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