I'm taking bets. Who else believe Trump ordered the "greatest" fireworks ever that's gonna destroy Mount Rushmore and light the dry land around it on fire?
Also; Happy 4th of July 'muricans. Enjoy it although it's a bit boring this year. You'll get your revenge next 4th of July and drink twice as much and have double the fireworks to make up for lost time. Have a great day and weekend folks.
"They're the best fireworks, very big, very bright in the sky. Beautiful fireworks here. They're gonna be huge. Light up the sky like no other on this Fourth of July, all because of Chinese Virus!" - Trump tomorrow, probably