big best online team in the world
if those 3 are the only ones that come to your mind you sure are a newfag
The player has zywoo skills but that's not normal. Very crazy ... they have to prove it to PC and gaming ..... Maybe he won't cheat... But maybe he uses the deficit of the game ... the screen .. he must check the health .... FPL Cheater date with Streaming ..... I think day0 is still cheating ... I think zywoo, who uses game flaws in the BRO scene in a BIG event. Everyone may not know this details. He is an amazing man .... I want to ask where do you start your career?
-uff. you almosted give me eartg attack. i think a fox vac
-dj 32k a month
-is thia happens because we are from BULGARIA ????
-i was don't know this details
-joelz on lan i aren't think that
-I was don't know this details
-ur mother could go sleep in garbage)))
-are you mad? CUZ IM NOT
-I am feeling, thank you
-hahaha Kiss my eggs, you is low about the SK
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Are you fuck you?
Your mom can go sleep in the garbage
Is it me or guardian is very boring player
That one about azk and french starts titans
Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure
I spend a lot of time outside (because bmx is one of my favorite things to do)
Is this happens because we're from Bulgaria??
My name: Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer
can't tell because im in italy with my gf (she's a model)
X good but not best (JW best)
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
we smart we loyal we friendly we are from BRAZIL
SK will back you =))
they dont deserve for rekt
ur mother can go sleep in garbage))
lukas bohm rosenbauer
minim0e can play in fpl...
"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.
As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.
Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8.
I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):
(price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears
France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $
That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism)
Thank you for reading.
Most of these memes are trash, so I won't tell.
Is this happens because we are from BULGARIA?!?!?!?!
china number wan s0mple aleksib great igl one , 322 , bulgaria one
The very first hltv meme bois))))
i want igor macko's knife
“Xantares/woxic best kurdish players” lma0
i thinked your retarded, but now i know your retared
I aren't think that.
I aren't click that.
Your mother can go sleep in garbage :)
Proof it or I'll kill you
Are u mad cuz I'm not
Bentet best polish player (I dont think it originated from hltv tho)
I was didnt know this details
My name is Lukas bohm (forgot the last name)
Becuase my favorite thing to so is bmx
Ceh9 famous youtuber
Are you fuck you
Uff you give me earth attack I think a fox VAC
Jonothan E is a Nig...
FUCK I FORGOT THE
AZK NORTH AMERICAN PLAYER BUT THE TITAN HE IS TO THE FRENCH STARS
we SMART we LOYAL we FRIENDLY we are FROM BRAZIL
buddyINSANE where are you?
is it me or is olof a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick
joelz on lan? I aren't think that
are you fuck you?
wtf are u want?
they don't deserve for rekt
is this happens because we are from bulgaria?
azk he is the northamerican player but the titan he is the french stars
DOSIA SEX GOD
I was don't know this details
ur mother could go sleep in garbage)))
are you mad? CUZ IM NOT
x good but not best (jw best)
when? los angeles
we smart, we loyal, we friendly, we are from BRAZIL!
thank mr friberg
sry, sry for insultes
kio was the problem
if both of you not smart enought (cuz problem in fpl) and cant decide what to do,u can ban,i dont really give a fuck
hahaha Kiss my eggs, you is low about the SK
I lost all respect I had for x
Uff.. You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox vac
SK will back to you =)
I am feeling, thank you
You'll prove it or I'll kill you!
haHAA I'm 12 btw
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shox is known to be THE most hung guy in the french scene, possibly one of the biggest in the world, his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantuan thickness that would rival shane diesal and shorty mac. i'm estimating his seize to be AT LEAST 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth, he would have absolutely destroyed smithzz pussy.
they would have spent hours on foreplay, getting smithzz just wet enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine smithzz begging for it, with shox barely able to force it past the knob, and mithzz moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper, smithzz would have orgamsed within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up his cervix, his g spot getting pounded to the rhythm of a bongo, his orgasm would have been powerful, with his vaginal muscles clamping down on shox's throbbing monstrosity, smithzz whole body quivering in euphoria
i bet smithzz still yodels his clit to the memory of it, basking in his humidity
On Natu's palm, doesn't bird be afraid. On Natu's palm, doesn't one be afraid. Plenty of space in hot tub for all. On Natu's palm isn't anyone unsafe.
Sometimes, when I can not sleep, I take the box out and in candlelight I look at my ence collection. I think of times when sunny and allu played in the same team and xarte anchors alone b-Site. Honor will not be forgotten.
So EZ for tactical genius aleksib. Besides his world famous tactics "going a but going a" and "going a but going b" he is also known for his ground breaking, out of the blue tactic "pick cache and rekt them"
Joskus oisin kun en saa unta, otan laatikon esille ja kynttilanvalossa katson ence-kokoelmaani. Mieleen tulevat ajat kun sunny ja allu pelasivat samassa joukkueessa ja xarte ankkuroi yksin b-sitea. Kunnia ei unohdu.
Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend. Top 5 IGL
Jere "sergej" Salo is an exceptionally big guy. With his wide shoulders he cannot sit on a normal gaming chair, but often plays on the floor.
Everyone is on the server except for Allu, Allu is oiling his sniper's lock mechanism, camel cigar on his mouth, it's soon ready. Allu lets go of the cig and throws a dens under his upper lip and sits down on his gaming chair which has been warmed by NATU. go go go
we were going to the cafeteria with jaakko and guess who we saw : D if it isn't fucking sergej.... xD i was like what the fuck is that sergej he had 2 glasses of milk and 1 glass of sour milk xDD best day ever ; D .
Allu is actually in Dubai, the one in Kiev is a doppelganger
sergej: "Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Team Liquid, Inferno, and it was 15-8 to TL, we were playing as T, TL as CT, and Allu said:
we will smurf now
Brazil! Best in a world!
I has only one word!
Thank you coldzera.
Fer Felps fallen taco coldzera!
I's biggest fan of blogs of junera!
Cry europoors! cry is free!
Shittest form of human life,
I's rather to be animal
Than is be european!
Three majors in an row!
Without any shitty throw!
America 0 IQ
Spam, CopyPasta and perpetual broken-English doesn't equate to "meme", it's what other users intend it to specify. This is the reason it's often removed from the forums, because it's pointless and just creates spam, which is bad for forums.
Users profess these menial phrases and arbitrary pieces of text to be "legendary" or "underrated"/"overrated", yet it's only because other users chose to copy/spam said piece of text which is the reason it's known. I've had a few pieces of text I've wrote that were slammed and thankfully none of them are in this thread, they remained forgotten. Then there is a user called "VeryNiceGuy" which turned my formality of genuinely wishing others well into that of an automatic spam or stamp at the end of every post, despite the fact I think the user is brilliant and true the username.
I love the uniqueness and brilliance of HLTV users but spamming CopyPasta isn't anything more than just that: Spam.
Have a good day.
can't tell because im in italy with my gf (she's a model)
-Porsche_911_turbo_s posting threads
32k dj / 7-1 / this is not normally, they need to check him pc / burgerbrain /
is this happens because ve are from BULGARIA?
azk he is the north american star but the titan he is the french stars
Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer
We smart, we loyal, we friendly, we from Brazil
Fallen "twofaced" Toiletto
I'm outside everyday because one of my favorite things to do is BMX
32k / dj / Italian model girlfriend
aleksib/allu top3 igl for sure
johnathan b is a nightwalker
[Insert noun] WTF
r8 girl (18+)