-mibr
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not "mens" but "mens))"
steamcommunity.com/groups/hltvmens
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tf why should i change my name bruh?
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then sure
s0mple winning major nice jokes buddy
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- s0mple
- winning major
pick one
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I pick none
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Nice try
No.
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Im typing on My iPhone and thats exhausting while im shitting
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nope, it's just that the average hltv user has 0 iq and can't retain any information
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The player has zywoo skills but that's not normal. Very crazy ... they have to prove it to PC and gaming ..... Maybe he won't cheat... But maybe he uses the deficit of the game ... the screen .. he must check the health .... FPL Cheater date with Streaming ..... I think day0 is still cheating ... I think zywoo, who uses game flaws in the BRO scene in a BIG event. Everyone may not know this details. He is an amazing man .... I want to ask where do you start your career?
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Xaxaxaxaxa
-ez4ence
-god hunden
-uff. you almosted give me eartg attack. i think a fox vac
-dj 32k a month
-is thia happens because we are from BULGARIA ????
-i was don't know this details
-joelz on lan i aren't think that
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Lucas bohm Rosenbauer
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XDXDXD
that jerman
also source:trust me bro
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nah, that's not an hltv thing
mens))
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
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I still dont know what this means
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same hahahah
I arent think that
I am outside every day for many hours (Because one of my favorite things to do is BMX
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it was originally ¨going a, but going a¨ before the bencherino
Allu is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then benching Aleksib". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going home without any wins. What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure
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going a, but then going b
allu going a, but then kicking aleksiB
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Yo le noob,
Allu is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "Rush B, but then turn back and bench AleksiB". He also has a second little known tactic of "Rush A, but then turn back and go home without any wins". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure.
-s0mple
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nobody cars mens))
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yes mens))
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ayy where is 4sweeeden nowadays?
Is this happens because we're from Bulgaria??
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nt prokda
My name: Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer
Nt prodka
Schnauze desi
Jermans
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I think Schnauze baitlander or schnauze kosm0 was first
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omg kosmo... that guy
jw best
clown9
bra71l
bot allu
can't tell because im in italy with my gf (she's a model)
X good but not best (JW best)
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
we smart we loyal we friendly we are from BRAZIL
SK will back you =))
they dont deserve for rekt
ur mother can go sleep in garbage))
lukas bohm rosenbauer
minim0e can play in fpl...
"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie.
As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free.
Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8.
I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar):
(price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears
France: 0,20 $
Italy: 0,17 $
Germany: 0,19 $
United Kingdom: 0,22 $
USA: 0,18 $
Canada: 0,18 $
Japan: 0,18 $
Russia: 0,16 $
That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism)
Thank you for reading.
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XDXDXD
I am outside every day for many hours (Because one of my favorite things to do is BMX
who care?
Most of these memes are trash, so I won't tell.
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only geh writes memes
Is this happens because we are from BULGARIA?!?!?!?!
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Stop_you_baiting_me
china number wan s0mple aleksib great igl one , 322 , bulgaria one
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322 is not even related to csgo
eoNs
The very first hltv meme bois))))
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Wasn't tylerdurden1 before that? And FODDER ?
yo les noobs
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I think its more Twitch meme or leddit or any other site really. "Sorry for my bad hi"
“Xantares/woxic best kurdish players” lma0
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kurdish))))
i thinked your retarded, but now i know your retared
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Uff... You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac.
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Uff... You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac.
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Uff... You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac.
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Uff... You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac.
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Uff... You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac.
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Gyally on me, rammy on me.
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Uff, you almosted giveth me earther attack
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Uff... You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac.
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I was dont know this details
Uff... You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac.
proof or....
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I'll
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Suck..
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GOD HUNDEN 😎👉👌
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Your mother can go sleep in garbage :)
Proof it or I'll kill you
Are u mad cuz I'm not
Bentet best polish player (I dont think it originated from hltv tho)
I was didnt know this details
My name is Lukas bohm (forgot the last name)
Becuase my favorite thing to so is bmx
Ceh9 famous youtuber
EZ4ENCE
Mens))
Are you fuck you
Uff you give me earth attack I think a fox VAC
0/8
Jonothan E is a Nig...
Racista
Locker boi
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lukas bohm rosenbauer
almosted* give me
and u forgot many older memes but oh well its fine
FUCK I FORGOT THE
AZK NORTH AMERICAN PLAYER BUT THE TITAN HE IS TO THE FRENCH STARS
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How did i not know about this what doink
we SMART we LOYAL we FRIENDLY we are FROM BRAZIL
buddyINSANE where are you?
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i dont car wtfmen
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🚗🚗🚗 vroom vroom
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is it me or is olof a bit of a boring player
like u see it at the end of the game
"oh wow olof has 32 kills"
but u can never remember them.
can u remember a single olof kill ?
but try guardian...u can see the flick
i remember a guardian flick
joelz on lan? I aren't think that
are you fuck you?
wtf are u want?
they don't deserve for rekt
is this happens because we are from bulgaria?
azk he is the northamerican player but the titan he is the french stars
DOSIA SEX GOD
GOD HUNDEN
I was don't know this details
ur mother could go sleep in garbage)))
how much?
are you mad? CUZ IM NOT
willn't
nt flusha
x good but not best (jw best)
foxj>world
when? los angeles
fakeflagger
evil japan
we smart, we loyal, we friendly, we are from BRAZIL!
nt favela
EZ4ENCE
thank mr friberg
nice london
BileDani 32k/month
sry, sry for insultes
eoNs
kio was the problem
if both of you not smart enought (cuz problem in fpl) and cant decide what to do,u can ban,i dont really give a fuck
hahaha Kiss my eggs, you is low about the SK
pure yoy
I lost all respect I had for x
yaosP
Uff.. You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox vac
SK will back to you =)
I am feeling, thank you
You'll prove it or I'll kill you!
haHAA I'm 12 btw
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shox is known to be THE most hung guy in the french scene, possibly one of the biggest in the world, his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantuan thickness that would rival shane diesal and shorty mac. i'm estimating his seize to be AT LEAST 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth, he would have absolutely destroyed smithzz pussy.
they would have spent hours on foreplay, getting smithzz just wet enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine smithzz begging for it, with shox barely able to force it past the knob, and mithzz moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper, smithzz would have orgamsed within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up his cervix, his g spot getting pounded to the rhythm of a bongo, his orgasm would have been powerful, with his vaginal muscles clamping down on shox's throbbing monstrosity, smithzz whole body quivering in euphoria
i bet smithzz still yodels his clit to the memory of it, basking in his humidity
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juliano is so delicate and cute , she like a flower
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There was a meme about NA player I forgot it was about something like he is jacke he wear freshest clothes hang with coolest dudes and nicest restiarants I think it was Semphis. Dude it has been so long since I just look at the news not comments.
nice
On Natu's palm, doesn't bird be afraid. On Natu's palm, doesn't one be afraid. Plenty of space in hot tub for all. On Natu's palm isn't anyone unsafe.
Sometimes, when I can not sleep, I take the box out and in candlelight I look at my ence collection. I think of times when sunny and allu played in the same team and xarte anchors alone b-Site. Honor will not be forgotten.
So EZ for tactical genius aleksib. Besides his world famous tactics "going a but going a" and "going a but going b" he is also known for his ground breaking, out of the blue tactic "pick cache and rekt them"
Joskus oisin kun en saa unta, otan laatikon esille ja kynttilanvalossa katson ence-kokoelmaani. Mieleen tulevat ajat kun sunny ja allu pelasivat samassa joukkueessa ja xarte ankkuroi yksin b-sitea. Kunnia ei unohdu.
Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend. Top 5 IGL
Jere "sergej" Salo is an exceptionally big guy. With his wide shoulders he cannot sit on a normal gaming chair, but often plays on the floor.
Everyone is on the server except for Allu, Allu is oiling his sniper's lock mechanism, camel cigar on his mouth, it's soon ready. Allu lets go of the cig and throws a dens under his upper lip and sits down on his gaming chair which has been warmed by NATU. go go go
we were going to the cafeteria with jaakko and guess who we saw : D if it isn't fucking sergej.... xD i was like what the fuck is that sergej he had 2 glasses of milk and 1 glass of sour milk xDD best day ever ; D .
Allu is actually in Dubai, the one in Kiev is a doppelganger
sergej: "Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Team Liquid, Inferno, and it was 15-8 to TL, we were playing as T, TL as CT, and Allu said:
we will smurf now
Brazil! Best in a world!
I has only one word!
Champions! Champions!
Thank you coldzera.
Fer Felps fallen taco coldzera!
I's biggest fan of blogs of junera!
Cry europoors! cry is free!
Shittest form of human life,
I's rather to be animal
Than is be european!
Three majors in an row!
Without any shitty throw!
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Where did you catch this, idiotmens)
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old stuff when ence was doing well
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Thank you
Have a good day, idiotmens)
nt prokda
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nt lockerboy
Spam, CopyPasta and perpetual broken-English doesn't equate to "meme", it's what other users intend it to specify. This is the reason it's often removed from the forums, because it's pointless and just creates spam, which is bad for forums.
Users profess these menial phrases and arbitrary pieces of text to be "legendary" or "underrated"/"overrated", yet it's only because other users chose to copy/spam said piece of text which is the reason it's known. I've had a few pieces of text I've wrote that were slammed and thankfully none of them are in this thread, they remained forgotten. Then there is a user called "VeryNiceGuy" which turned my formality of genuinely wishing others well into that of an automatic spam or stamp at the end of every post, despite the fact I think the user is brilliant and true the username.
I love the uniqueness and brilliance of HLTV users but spamming CopyPasta isn't anything more than just that: Spam.
Have a good day.
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Have a good day
-VeryNiceGuy (but actually jonty)
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VeryNiceGuy's was "Have a nice day".
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All I can do is express my opinion.
0/8 nt
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I don't bait but I respect your opinion.
Have a good day, friend.
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Believe me, they are not memes at all.
Nt jompy
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Who? That's twice you've replied to me with "jompy"; so unless you're baiting on purpose, you're replying to the wrong person, friend.
Have a good day.
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Nt jompy
Spam, CopyPasta and perpetual broken-English doesn't equate to "meme", it's what other users intend it to specify. This is the reason it's often removed from the forums, because it's pointless and just creates spam, which is bad for forums.
Users profess these menial phrases and arbitrary pieces of text to be "legendary" or "underrated"/"overrated", yet it's only because other users chose to copy/spam said piece of text which is the reason it's known. I've had a few pieces of text I've wrote that were slammed and thankfully none of them are in this thread, they remained forgotten. Then there is a user called "VeryNiceGuy" which turned my formality of genuinely wishing others well into that of an automatic spam or stamp at the end of every post, despite the fact I think the user is brilliant and true the username.
I love the uniqueness and brilliance of HLTV users but spamming CopyPasta isn't anything more than just that: Spam.
Have a good day.
I dont think there is a recipe for what a meme actually is but i strongly disagree that poorly-worded english being picked up by the community and used as a spam copy-paste does not classify as a meme. I actually believe these highly qualify as memes if you limit the context to HLTV/CSGO
can't tell because im in italy with my gf (she's a model)
32k dj
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azk he is the north american star but the titan he is the french stars
Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer
We smart, we loyal, we friendly, we from Brazil
Fallen "twofaced" Toiletto
I'm outside everyday because one of my favorite things to do is BMX
32k / dj / Italian model girlfriend
aleksib/allu top3 igl for sure
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johnathan b is a nightwalker
[Insert noun] WTF
r8 girl (18+)
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yeah best polish player no doupt
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pasha bestest ma friend
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Here it comes.... once again... the first face is Linkolini; hes gonna hit the ground; theres Jonathan.E; OH WHAT!!?!?! THE JUMPING DOUBLE FROM JONATHAN.E!!!!!!! WHAT IS UH GOING ON RIGHT NOW! HOW DOES HE DO THIS!?!?!?!? JONATHAN.E TO SAVE HLTV WITH THE BAN PLAY, UNTHINKABLE SCENES THERE ON THE HLTV FORUMS! THEY NEEDED A HUGE PLAY, BUT THAT WAS SOMETHING IM NEVER GONNA SEE EVER AGAIN!!!!
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Fallen never won vs GobB
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gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8
does the guy who always posted pictures of his byonicles (or whatever the fuck they are callled) count?
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Its bionicles wtfmens 🤬
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Shit man now I'm missing the bionicles.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
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prokda, yea
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no men im braziliano
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Whatever happened to puget? He was a legend.
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valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism so need child game to relax
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+1111111 legend! but his youtube channel deleted((
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(jw best) jw banned check hltv i arent think that
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jw bestest
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jw vac (check hltv)
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nope mens))
-nt prokda
Xantares Kurdistan Pride
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we doing your mum
we are 7-1
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"ok"
-TheJuan
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forest leaves
N♿RTH
I dont know is this a meme but That's actually funny for me
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n♿rth arent that bad mens))
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i dont even know what it means but everyone writes it all the time
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It means “I agree” mostly
trolling isnt welcome in hltv.
Germans.
Biggest meme is you guys, my mens))
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