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Germany Porsche_911_turbo_s 
Tell me More memes like: -mens -who cars -0/8
2020-07-06 17:47
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-mibr
2020-07-06 17:47
not "mens" but "mens))" steamcommunity.com/groups/hltvmens
2020-07-06 19:33
damn u haven't change ur name and still invite them to ur group (mostly if the post include mens)) )
2020-07-07 15:36
tf why should i change my name bruh?
2020-07-07 17:44
Bug
2020-07-30 12:54
#146
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Germany Jermen
Mental disability is not a meme
2020-07-30 20:37
No.
2020-07-06 17:48
big best online team in the world
2020-07-06 17:48
no SS better because they never did anything on LAN
2020-07-07 13:09
hltv.org/events/3247/eleague-major-2018 placed higher than Astralis BIG liquid vp north, this is something than nothing?
2020-07-07 13:18
Bo1 and all they did is beat shit C9 and BIG???
2020-07-07 13:19
hahahaha typical hater, always finds excuses
2020-07-07 13:20
m8 All Bo1s where QBF makes it but SS can't??? only 1 Bo1 upsets lmao. Add to that AST put dupreeh at AWP and Liquid and zews.
2020-07-07 13:22
literally 10 iq hater, you have to learn something from the other haters
2020-07-07 13:23
? I am not hating its just that SS never performed like they did online at lan
2020-07-07 13:52
online 10 times easier than LAN, stop acting like a retard
2020-07-07 14:29
10x easier? why because they are sipping cokes lmao
2020-07-07 14:55
online easier cuz no pressure, no best teams and comfortable. online is just skillwise, no need to be experienced to play under pressure
2020-07-07 15:02
on online they played against tier2/3 teams like envy, godsent, extatus
2020-08-08 22:08
they did very well in Pro Leagues/ECS aswell and damn 1 month late on reply lul
2020-08-08 22:11
Was this even from 1 month ago? lol i didnt realize
2020-08-08 22:11
xDD nice one
2020-07-07 13:10
+8
2020-07-07 15:05
#4
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Germany Bier
newf
2020-07-06 17:48
You enjoyed the Mass rape Around 2015 new year by refugees¿
2020-07-06 17:54
mass rape? around5 girls was touched on the ass, wow how to spread fake news
2020-07-30 13:22
#44
cry | 
Brazil IsFree
Reported for Nword
2020-07-07 13:17
#51
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Germany Bier
0/8
2020-07-07 13:21
#5
flusha | 
Finland )))
if those 3 are the only ones that come to your mind you sure are a newfag
2020-07-06 17:49
Im typing on My iPhone and thats exhausting while im shitting
2020-07-06 17:50
#12
flusha | 
Finland )))
lol
2020-07-06 17:52
nope, it's just that the average hltv user has 0 iq and can't retain any information
2020-07-06 18:04
self-critical
2020-07-27 12:17
mens))
2020-07-07 15:33
The player has zywoo skills but that's not normal. Very crazy ... they have to prove it to PC and gaming ..... Maybe he won't cheat... But maybe he uses the deficit of the game ... the screen .. he must check the health .... FPL Cheater date with Streaming ..... I think day0 is still cheating ... I think zywoo, who uses game flaws in the BRO scene in a BIG event. Everyone may not know this details. He is an amazing man .... I want to ask where do you start your career?
2020-07-06 17:50
Xaxaxaxaxa
2020-07-06 17:51
-ez4ence -god hunden -uff. you almosted give me eartg attack. i think a fox vac -dj 32k a month -is thia happens because we are from BULGARIA ???? -i was don't know this details -joelz on lan i aren't think that
2020-07-06 17:50
Damn, Bulgarians really used the Brazilians move before it was cool tho LMAO
2020-07-06 17:59
Lucas bohm Rosenbauer
2020-07-06 18:03
XDXDXD that jerman
2020-07-30 12:58
also source:trust me bro
2020-07-27 12:19
nah, that's not an hltv thing
2020-07-30 23:10
Are you fuck you?
2020-07-30 12:56
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
2020-07-30 21:39
I arent think that
2020-08-08 22:12
-I was don't know this details -ur mother could go sleep in garbage))) -how much? -are you mad? CUZ IM NOT -I am feeling, thank you -hahaha Kiss my eggs, you is low about the SK -[Only VIP HLTV Users can view this comment.]
2020-07-06 17:53
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2020-07-07 15:06
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2020-07-08 13:39
#109
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Sweden txshirx
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2020-07-14 21:54
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2020-07-27 12:24
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2020-07-28 13:47
#125
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Brazil lepapaz
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2020-07-30 12:43
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2020-07-30 12:59
why tf would you insult the disabled on their ability to not drink piss
2020-07-30 13:00
Wtf baba 10 yr Xaxaxaxa deserved
2020-07-30 12:59
Are you fuck you? Your mom can go sleep in the garbage Is it me or guardian is very boring player That one about azk and french starts titans
2020-07-06 17:51
azk he is the northamerican player but the titan he is the french stars
2020-07-06 17:54
i think it's about olof is it me or is olof a bit of a boring player like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow olof has 32 kills" but u can never remember them. can u remember a single olof kill ? but try guardian...u can see the flick i remember a guardian flick
2020-07-06 17:55
Oh yeah, my bad
2020-07-06 17:55
wasn't it about device?
2020-07-27 12:33
no
2020-07-30 13:02
#13
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Hungary Shiron212
Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure
2020-07-06 17:53
wasn't that "going A, but going home"?
2020-07-06 18:00
#31
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Hungary Shiron212
idk
2020-07-06 19:19
#47
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Finland veganisti
it was originally ¨going a, but going a¨ before the bencherino
2020-07-07 13:19
Allu is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then benching Aleksib". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going home without any wins. What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL 4 sure
2020-07-07 15:33
yeah, that one was funnier imo ahahah
2020-07-07 18:27
going a, but then going b allu going a, but then kicking aleksiB
2020-07-06 19:30
#34
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Hungary Shiron212
yes 😎👌
2020-07-06 19:34
-s0mple
2020-07-06 17:53
+s1mple*
2020-07-07 13:14
#15
OK | 
Albania Edjon
sry, sry for insultes
2020-07-06 17:53
whocars
2020-07-06 17:54
#19
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Turkey erturkgg
who cars this thread?
2020-07-06 17:54
nobody cars mens))
2020-07-07 15:47
yes mens))
2020-07-07 19:47
#24
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Denmark nrth_LUL
I spend a lot of time outside (because bmx is one of my favorite things to do)
2020-07-06 18:01
I am outside everyday for many hours (Because one of my favorite things to do is BMX)*
2020-07-07 15:05
+1
2020-07-07 15:33
ayy where is 4sweeeden nowadays?
2020-07-30 21:41
I have a model gf
2020-07-27 12:34
#26
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Bulgaria cuddleslut
Is this happens because we're from Bulgaria??
2020-07-06 18:03
lockerboy))
2020-07-06 20:03
nt prokda
2020-07-07 15:29
My name: Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer Nt prodka Schnauze desi Jermans
2020-07-06 18:08
I think Schnauze baitlander or schnauze kosm0 was first
2020-07-07 15:33
china china wtf? punish china
2020-07-06 18:11
jw best clown9 bra71l bot allu
2020-07-06 19:47
can't tell because im in italy with my gf (she's a model) X good but not best (JW best) azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars we smart we loyal we friendly we are from BRAZIL SK will back you =)) they dont deserve for rekt ur mother can go sleep in garbage)) lukas bohm rosenbauer minim0e can play in fpl... "Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free. Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar): (price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears France: 0,20 $ Italy: 0,17 $ Germany: 0,19 $ United Kingdom: 0,22 $ USA: 0,18 $ Canada: 0,18 $ Japan: 0,18 $ Russia: 0,16 $ That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism) Thank you for reading.
2020-07-06 20:12
='( ' ' \__/ <-- 0,16$
2020-07-07 13:08
XDXDXD
2020-07-30 13:03
who care?
2020-07-07 13:13
Most of these memes are trash, so I won't tell.
2020-07-07 13:14
-1
2020-07-07 13:28
only geh writes memes
2020-07-07 13:20
Is this happens because we are from BULGARIA?!?!?!?!
2020-07-07 13:27
china number wan s0mple aleksib great igl one , 322 , bulgaria one
2020-07-07 13:31
322 is not even related to csgo
2020-07-30 23:14
eoNs The very first hltv meme bois))))
2020-07-07 14:37
+1
2020-07-07 15:12
+1
2020-07-08 00:49
source: trust me bro
2020-07-07 15:11
i want igor macko's knife
2020-07-07 15:12
yo les noobs
2020-07-07 15:19
(c) Smithzz
2020-07-09 17:03
yes mens))
2020-07-09 21:31
mens))
2020-07-11 13:34
mens))
2020-07-14 21:48
mens))
2020-07-28 14:10
mens))
2020-08-04 13:04
mens))
2020-08-04 14:21
mens))
2020-08-05 16:10
mens))
2020-08-07 02:57
mens))
2020-08-08 14:29
wassup mens))
2020-08-08 22:01
bed englando
2020-07-07 15:50
“Xantares/woxic best kurdish players” lma0
2020-07-07 15:53
kurdish))))
2020-07-30 12:32
i thinked your retarded, but now i know your retared
2020-07-07 15:55
#82
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Netherlands Titanos
I aren't think that. I aren't click that.
2020-07-07 15:56
#83
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Spain juanma03
yesn't
2020-07-07 15:57
Uff... You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac.
2020-07-08 13:32
Uff... You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac.
2020-07-09 21:33
Uff... You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac.
2020-07-09 22:43
Uff... You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac.
2020-07-11 01:31
Uff... You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox Vac.
2020-07-27 12:15
Gyally on me, rammy on me.
2020-07-27 12:22
proof or....
2020-07-08 13:37
I'll
2020-08-08 22:13
GOD HUNDEN 😎👉👌
2020-07-08 14:13
Your mother can go sleep in garbage :) Proof it or I'll kill you Are u mad cuz I'm not Bentet best polish player (I dont think it originated from hltv tho) I was didnt know this details My name is Lukas bohm (forgot the last name) Becuase my favorite thing to so is bmx Ceh9 famous youtuber EZ4ENCE Mens)) Are you fuck you Uff you give me earth attack I think a fox VAC 0/8 Jonothan E is a Nig... Racista Locker boi
2020-07-09 21:37
the "ur mother could go sleep in garbage :))" is underrated, such a legendary phrase lmao
2020-07-09 21:42
+1 the og thread got taken down and no one waybacked it tho🥺
2020-07-09 21:43
+1 xaxaxax
2020-07-30 16:08
FUCK I FORGOT THE AZK NORTH AMERICAN PLAYER BUT THE TITAN HE IS TO THE FRENCH STARS
2020-07-09 21:39
How did i not know about this what doink
2020-07-30 13:16
we SMART we LOYAL we FRIENDLY we are FROM BRAZIL buddyINSANE where are you?
2020-07-09 21:49
#102
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Finland ToxicDUD
0/8 who cars mens((
2020-07-09 21:51
i dont car wtfmen
2020-07-10 22:37
🚗🚗🚗 vroom vroom
2020-08-06 17:02
🚗🚗🚗 vroom vroom
2020-08-08 23:02
is it me or is olof a bit of a boring player like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow olof has 32 kills" but u can never remember them. can u remember a single olof kill ? but try guardian...u can see the flick i remember a guardian flick
2020-07-27 12:20
#120
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Netherlands Titanos
joelz on lan? I aren't think that are you fuck you? wtf are u want? they don't deserve for rekt is this happens because we are from bulgaria? azk he is the northamerican player but the titan he is the french stars DOSIA SEX GOD GOD HUNDEN I was don't know this details ur mother could go sleep in garbage))) how much? are you mad? CUZ IM NOT willn't nt flusha x good but not best (jw best) foxj>world when? los angeles fakeflagger evil japan we smart, we loyal, we friendly, we are from BRAZIL! nt favela EZ4ENCE thank mr friberg nice london BileDani 32k/month sry, sry for insultes eoNs kio was the problem if both of you not smart enought (cuz problem in fpl) and cant decide what to do,u can ban,i dont really give a fuck hahaha Kiss my eggs, you is low about the SK pure yoy I lost all respect I had for x yaosP Uff.. You almosted give me earth attack, I think a fox vac SK will back to you =) I am feeling, thank you  You'll prove it or I'll kill you! haHAA I'm 12 btw [Only VIP HLTV Users can view this comment.] This is an international site, please write your comment in English. Comments in another language will be deleted. Your reply was not posted, reason: You posted less than 30 seconds ago, please do not spam the forums. shox is known to be THE most hung guy in the french scene, possibly one of the biggest in the world, his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantuan thickness that would rival shane diesal and shorty mac. i'm estimating his seize to be AT LEAST 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth, he would have absolutely destroyed smithzz pussy. they would have spent hours on foreplay, getting smithzz just wet enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine smithzz begging for it, with shox barely able to force it past the knob, and mithzz moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper, smithzz would have orgamsed within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up his cervix, his g spot getting pounded to the rhythm of a bongo, his orgasm would have been powerful, with his vaginal muscles clamping down on shox's throbbing monstrosity, smithzz whole body quivering in euphoria i bet smithzz still yodels his clit to the memory of it, basking in his humidity
2020-07-28 14:14
juliano is so delicate and cute , she like a flower
2020-07-29 15:56
#178
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Asia Yarrak
nice
2020-08-08 22:46
#178
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Asia Yarrak
nice
2020-08-08 22:46
#178
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Asia Yarrak
nice
2020-08-08 22:46
On Natu's palm, doesn't bird be afraid. On Natu's palm, doesn't one be afraid. Plenty of space in hot tub for all. On Natu's palm isn't anyone unsafe. Sometimes, when I can not sleep, I take the box out and in candlelight I look at my ence collection. I think of times when sunny and allu played in the same team and xarte anchors alone b-Site. Honor will not be forgotten. So EZ for tactical genius aleksib. Besides his world famous tactics "going a but going a" and "going a but going b" he is also known for his ground breaking, out of the blue tactic "pick cache and rekt them" Joskus oisin kun en saa unta, otan laatikon esille ja kynttilanvalossa katson ence-kokoelmaani. Mieleen tulevat ajat kun sunny ja allu pelasivat samassa joukkueessa ja xarte ankkuroi yksin b-sitea. Kunnia ei unohdu. Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic "going B, but then going A". He also has second little known tactic of " going A, but going A. What a absolute legend. Top 5 IGL Jere "sergej" Salo is an exceptionally big guy. With his wide shoulders he cannot sit on a normal gaming chair, but often plays on the floor. Everyone is on the server except for Allu, Allu is oiling his sniper's lock mechanism, camel cigar on his mouth, it's soon ready. Allu lets go of the cig and throws a dens under his upper lip and sits down on his gaming chair which has been warmed by NATU. go go go we were going to the cafeteria with jaakko and guess who we saw : D if it isn't fucking sergej.... xD i was like what the fuck is that sergej he had 2 glasses of milk and 1 glass of sour milk xDD best day ever ; D . Allu is actually in Dubai, the one in Kiev is a doppelganger sergej: "Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Team Liquid, Inferno, and it was 15-8 to TL, we were playing as T, TL as CT, and Allu said: we will smurf now Brazil! Best in a world! I has only one word! Champions! Champions! Thank you coldzera. Fer Felps fallen taco coldzera! I's biggest fan of blogs of junera! Cry europoors! cry is free! Shittest form of human life, I's rather to be animal Than is be european! Three majors in an row! Without any shitty throw!
2020-07-28 14:34
Where did you catch this, idiotmens)
2020-07-30 13:00
old stuff when ence was doing well
2020-07-30 20:36
Thank you Have a good day, idiotmens)
2020-07-30 21:35
tltr
2020-07-30 13:08
The last meme is funny tho
2020-07-30 13:09
#123
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Belgium lil_vodka
i am feeling thank you
2020-07-29 16:06
nt prokda
2020-07-30 12:52
Swedistan Bra71l Favela America 0 IQ
2020-07-30 12:57
Spam, CopyPasta and perpetual broken-English doesn't equate to "meme", it's what other users intend it to specify. This is the reason it's often removed from the forums, because it's pointless and just creates spam, which is bad for forums. Users profess these menial phrases and arbitrary pieces of text to be "legendary" or "underrated"/"overrated", yet it's only because other users chose to copy/spam said piece of text which is the reason it's known. I've had a few pieces of text I've wrote that were slammed and thankfully none of them are in this thread, they remained forgotten. Then there is a user called "VeryNiceGuy" which turned my formality of genuinely wishing others well into that of an automatic spam or stamp at the end of every post, despite the fact I think the user is brilliant and true the username. I love the uniqueness and brilliance of HLTV users but spamming CopyPasta isn't anything more than just that: Spam. Have a good day.
2020-07-30 13:10
Have a good day -VeryNiceGuy (but actually jonty)
2020-07-30 21:37
VeryNiceGuy's was "Have a nice day".
2020-07-30 22:52
its good to see youve made your own contribution to this thread :p
2020-08-07 03:05
0/8 nt
2020-08-08 22:17
#144
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Finland Lupuu
EZ4ENCE
2020-07-30 16:09
can't tell because im in italy with my gf (she's a model)
2020-07-30 21:46
32k dj
2020-07-30 23:01
/month
2020-08-04 13:19
month))
2020-08-11 13:18
#157
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Azerbaijan IMakeHS
-Porsche_911_turbo_s posting threads
2020-08-04 13:06
32k dj / 7-1 / this is not normally, they need to check him pc / burgerbrain /
2020-08-04 13:13
#160
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Brunei cyLoL
Mens who car 🚗 0/8 =)
2020-08-04 13:21
is this happens because ve are from BULGARIA?
2020-08-07 03:04
azk he is the north american star but the titan he is the french stars Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer We smart, we loyal, we friendly, we from Brazil Fallen "twofaced" Toiletto I'm outside everyday because one of my favorite things to do is BMX 32k / dj / Italian model girlfriend aleksib/allu top3 igl for sure
2020-08-08 22:06
#170
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Asia Yarrak
bmx
2020-08-08 22:06
forest leaves johnathan b is a nightwalker [Insert noun] WTF r8 girl (18+)
2020-08-08 22:18
Rebirth
1.42
Eros
2.79
HONORIS
5.91
Heretics
1.13
ORDER
1.19
Rooster
4.50
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