Because in connection with the outbreak of the coronavirus epidemic, the Urgent Lying of the Council of Muscovy was held under the leadership of Boris Trapaidze. Philip Voronov was a representative of the Kostroma Academic Group, but was late for the Deposition, as he was busy creating a new video in Tiktok. Valentin Maslov appeared as the invited expert, who stated that Russia should transfer the Krasnodar Territory, the Republic of Dagestan, the Republic of Crimea, Sevastopol, the Saratov Region, the Chechen Republic and Sakhalin Island to the Ukrainian Empire. Voronov approved this step, saying: "Damn it, fuck it." The deposit took place in the Park of Culture and Rest named after Yuri Gorshkov. As a result, Elina Sidorenko stated that it is urgent to transfer all powers to her, because Trapaidze is a criminal. The fact is that he did not go to the edmgimo website to watch lectures, but allegedly saw them on YouTube. As a result, the voices were divided equally, but the decisive voice of V. A. Moshin allowed Sidorenko to become the head of Muscovy. Her first decree was as follows: to find all women younger than her and to send to the Saratov region. Maslov, who had by then become the Ukrainian emperor, was against this, because the Saratov region now belonged to Ukraine. Therefore, a conflict began between Muscovy and the Ukrainian Empire. The Ukrainian Empire attracted allies to its side in the form of the United Vegetable Gardens of Belarus, which at that time were headed by Alexander Volevodz and Veliky Dymov. Moreover, they applied for the Smolensk region, Novgorod region, Pskov region, St. Petersburg and Saratov region. There was a dispute, because the last administrative-territorial unit was already Ukrainian. Then Maltsev was called, who held his beard exactly in the middle of the Saratov region. So the United Vegetable Gardens of Belarus acquired half of it, which was renamed the Salatov Region. The danger hung over Muscovy, when suddenly the Great Dymov sided with Muscovy, as Philip Voronov offered him the post of official BDSM partner. Russia was able to call the Czech Republic, Serbia and Denmark for war. Muscovy, the Czech Republic, Serbia and Denmark won the Third Light War in just an hour, because Velikov Dymov, Philip Voronov and Evgeny Pavlov had supernormal abilities: the Great Dymov knew how to lull the enemy with his slow speech, Philip Voronov could stun his laughter, Evgeni Pavlov coughed at the enemies and yawned in their face. However, the decisive blow was dealt by V. A. Moshin, who said that Ukrainians and Belarusians were nobody. The cyborg “Ukrodinozavr-05112017”, which was specially bred in the Ukrainian Empire, didn’t help, but lost in the battle with Philip Voronov (he simply did not come to the battle, having overslept it). A truce was concluded between the parties. Elina Sidorenko said that there couldn’t be so many representatives at the cease-fire and put everyone on the “deuce”, which pretty much scared the enemies, and V. A. Moshin said: “Sit! Be silent. " When Karanay Sultanov appeared and turned on Biryukov's first lecture, as well as throwing sheets with the image of Mikhailov on the enemies, the enemies escaped from negotiations. So the war was won. Valentin Maslov soon died, as he was strangled with a piece of bacon. The Ukrainian Empire fell into decay.