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North America pwooksu 
Title
2020-07-15 20:32
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dj
2020-07-15 20:33
Depends, do you do birthdays
2020-07-15 20:34
How much do you make?
2020-07-15 20:34
i think we all know the answer to that
2020-07-15 20:34
how many womans/year?
2020-07-15 20:54
I guess 30k/month?
2020-07-15 21:46
32k/month*
2020-07-15 21:48
#50
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United States Jaksin
He doesn't get paid
2020-07-15 20:55
no comment cuz hltv ppl no job
2020-07-15 20:33
dj/32k
2020-07-15 20:34
Timberjack
2020-07-15 20:34
Who
2020-07-15 20:35
U don't know who is timberjack? U saw down trees.
2020-07-15 20:39
Ah u see the american way to say it it lumberjack
2020-07-15 20:42
Oh, i see
2020-07-15 21:01
hltv admin
2020-07-15 20:34
WTF? liar
2020-07-15 20:35
Do they pay you in cs skins
2020-07-15 20:35
no
2020-07-15 20:35
co-owner of a cattle ranch
2020-07-15 20:35
4/8 u probably smell shit in every crevice of ur work
2020-07-15 20:36
well, you're wrong but let's see if you'll listen to me. cattle and horse shit has no smell. it's amazing to be able to ride my horses everyday and manage my land and raise my animals. you would kill for this opportunity if you had the balls to do the work.
2020-07-15 20:38
Nice
2020-07-15 20:42
+1
2020-07-15 20:42
#44
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Brazil sakaaa
i am sorry, no smell? americans animals are different ou are you refering to already dry shit?
2020-07-15 20:53
in the south it dries in about a half hour lol...the heat index here was 130 yesterday.
2020-07-15 22:11
#156
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Brazil sakaaa
holy shit haha.. is this 50c+ right? which state/city are you in? we're used to 40c here, but this is hot as hell
2020-07-15 23:01
i'm in the south that's all i'll say on here
2020-07-15 23:45
#160
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Brazil sakaaa
americans and their paranoia. understandable. thx for the talk
2020-07-16 00:27
why would i give out my personal information on a website like this? do you assume everyone is as stupid as you? i guess so.
2020-07-16 00:32
No you're just paranoid like crazy, imagine being scared to say which state you are in
2020-07-16 01:33
being stupid isn't the same as being scared. if you think im scared of you or anyone on here in person, you're insane.
2020-07-16 04:12
How is it stupid then?
2020-07-16 13:51
#205
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Spain dabehx
PARANOID_AMERICAN
2020-07-16 14:53
Man, if someone really wanted to know where are you from, they would find you in few seconds, stop being paranoid. Some ppl from other Continents are just curious about the others so stop being like this. I`m sure your father owns a gun or something so why scared ? In europe, we still use bows
2020-07-16 15:03
#208
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Poland sikalafa
I bet he's talking about Phoenix or southern Arizona
2020-07-16 15:02
Horse and cattle shit has no smell? Mate, you've worked so long around them, all the nerves that were supposed to smell anything probably were melted by the extreme stench at some point.
2020-07-15 21:09
maybe so, but it really doesn't man. dog and human shit stinks, livestock shit really doesn't smell like that...
2020-07-15 22:10
I disagree. But we all have our own noses.
2020-07-15 22:48
+1 i wish that i could get a horse in my farm one day, but i wouldnt know how to train it at all
2020-07-15 21:45
well for what it's worth if you ever seriously want to get started in the business i'd be glad to help you out. I would have never been successful without my mentors.
2020-07-15 22:12
#12
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United States girls
onlyfans admin
2020-07-15 20:35
#13
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Poland Amirek
none, 8th grade in Elementary school after holidays
2020-07-15 20:35
Professional HLTV baiter
2020-07-15 20:36
I chnage my mind what was ur best bait
2020-07-15 20:37
"HenryG is not innocent" thread
2020-07-15 22:40
Baiting is not allowed on HLTV
2020-07-15 20:38
#61
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Peru TheJuan
+1
2020-07-15 21:00
s0mple fans arent allowed on HLTV
2020-07-16 17:38
#18
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Germany notnazi
HR & controlling bimbo for a professorship at my uni, fucking sucks
2020-07-15 20:36
2/8 idk
2020-07-15 20:37
#26
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Germany notnazi
more like 0/8
2020-07-15 20:40
#31
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Germany notnazi
but before i was working a year at german dax firm in compliance, which is basically all PR but some things were really nice, e.g. trying to understand the situation of supply chains for minerals used for e-vehicle batteries in order to protect workers in those supply chains etc. felt nice being involved in such "humanitarian" work even tough at the end all that mattered was shareholder value maximization and asset protection
2020-07-15 20:44
So 2/8 as a learning experience
2020-07-15 20:44
#34
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Germany notnazi
ya, but i cant really stand all those hypocrisy, so all in over9000 capitalism mode within finance next year on
2020-07-15 20:46
web developer
2020-07-15 20:37
Cool tbh 7/8
2020-07-15 21:00
if your salary wasnt so shit with 2k
2020-07-15 21:23
true, but guess what i drive 2 mercedes from 2017 and 2018 and i live rent free so idc
2020-07-15 21:44
gardener (beginner xd)
2020-07-15 20:37
#46
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Brazil sakaaa
nice
2020-07-15 20:54
replying on threads like these
2020-07-15 20:41
I knew hltv hired people to bump threads
2020-07-15 20:45
gambler
2020-07-15 20:48
Gamble these balls in ur mouth gottem
2020-07-15 20:52
#36
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Croatia nAmeless69
Unemployed
2020-07-15 20:49
Then get a job croatian
2020-07-15 20:50
#37
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Hungary subzera
just got a job as food delivery driver :(
2020-07-15 20:49
can you bring me some pörkölt? 😋
2020-07-15 20:51
#55
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Hungary subzera
sorry mens sir, i have to steal some of the food on every delivery to feed my family. we live under a bridge
2020-07-15 20:59
wtfmens(((
2020-07-15 21:01
#78
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Hungary subzera
we had to sell my sister for a Berlin 2019 Returning Challengers Autograph Capsule ;(
2020-07-15 21:12
oh now I understand everything 👌🏿👍
2020-07-15 21:32
8/8 very cool
2020-07-15 20:52
#49
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Brazil sakaaa
low income jobs are a very good way to find your passion. it may require a lot of phisical work but keeps your mind clear for planning your course of action no need to sob, you can be proud of it and make it work in your favour
2020-07-15 20:55
student I was a professional procrastinator but sadly now I have to do stuff 👌🙁
2020-07-15 20:50
L
2020-07-15 20:53
car mechanic
2020-07-15 20:53
Very cool but underpaid 7/8
2020-07-15 20:56
thanks and you are right but it depends on employers. I know few mechanics working under someone who are long time friends, they earn a fortune cuz each ,,job´´ they deal the money among themselves if you understand what i mean
2020-07-15 21:00
Ahh i see
2020-07-15 21:01
To be student Right now: Maintenance at stone crushing site
2020-07-15 20:54
Cool? Ig
2020-07-15 21:06
The crushers need to be repaired and looked after so i’m there doing all kinds of dirty work. It’s funny though, no day is like the other and it’s very spontaneous. I’m outside all day too. I earn $14/hr
2020-07-15 21:25
Ohhhh actual stones idk why but i thought you were talking about a website that has stoners and crushing drugs
2020-07-15 21:26
LMFAO. Maybe my translation was bad because i don't know the actual word for it.
2020-07-16 16:55
#51
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Brazil sakaaa
general manager of softwarehouse, professional 5th grader with major in procrastination, games and making my wife mad at me
2020-07-15 20:56
Nice?
2020-07-15 20:59
#57
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Brazil sakaaa
well, i like it.
2020-07-15 21:00
Guess what though
2020-07-15 21:01
#53
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United States Jaksin
No thanks
2020-07-15 20:56
Professional Golfer (not on tour)
2020-07-15 20:58
#58
OK | 
Peru TheJuan
Part time HLTV user
2020-07-15 21:00
#67
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Brazil sakaaa
full time JOAO
2020-07-15 21:04
Chemical process engineer
2020-07-15 21:02
You can engineer these balls in ur mouth 6/8 though chem is something im interested in but i dont really know what they do for their job
2020-07-15 21:05
he makes meth
2020-07-15 21:08
O kkkkkkkkkkkkk
2020-07-15 21:08
Actually not much to do with chem, we design manufacturing plants, then build and commission them.
2020-07-15 21:12
O
2020-07-15 21:12
Engineering Assistant - Product Development
2020-07-15 21:06
#68 wait so like u help in designing a product
2020-07-15 21:07
Basically. Since the project until follow-upping the steps of development
2020-07-15 22:23
what company?
2020-07-15 21:24
These balls in ur mouth
2020-07-15 21:24
you seem obsessed with balls in your mouth
2020-07-15 23:30
Ur obsessed with tipitis
2020-07-16 01:09
2020-07-15 22:05
dont know that one, but wish you all the best!
2020-07-16 01:11
CSGO Pro and DJ
2020-07-15 21:07
You can dj these nuts in ur mouth
2020-07-15 21:11
Physical therapist
2020-07-15 21:08
Can you therapize tipitus??
2020-07-15 21:13
what
2020-07-15 21:36
Tipitus dick
2020-07-15 21:44
what??
2020-07-15 21:47
lawyer
2020-07-15 21:13
full time Instagram and Tik-Tok star "real" job : student and im helping my parents with their company
2020-07-15 21:13
Link tiktok rn or fake
2020-07-15 21:13
video editor in esports
2020-07-15 21:14
No way do you work for dexterto
2020-07-15 21:19
maybe one day my friend
2020-07-16 00:36
I am dj, earning 32k/month
2020-07-15 21:16
#77
2020-07-15 21:18
quality control in hydraulic and aeraulics
2020-07-15 21:17
#90
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Russia Tarasov
project manager / engineer
2020-07-15 21:18
#146
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Mexico sneakyboy
skolko
2020-07-15 22:13
#147
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Russia Tarasov
150k RUB / month
2020-07-15 22:23
Data Scientist/Software Engineer
2020-07-15 21:20
Okay okay this is something im legit interested in can u explain what ur job is like whats involved exactly
2020-07-15 21:21
I finished computer engeneering degree and currently finishing data science masters. I've done some software engineering before, as full stack dev working with JS, python and some Java as well. Then I took interest in Artificial Intelligence, and went to DS masters, I'm finishing it this year. Basically it's data manipulation and inference. You apply some math/statistics heavy algorithms to make predictions or classify things like photo classification for example. Or text generation in NLP field. It's very large and in constant development field. New things come everyday
2020-07-15 21:30
Wtf
2020-07-15 21:46
Wasn't I clarifying enough?
2020-07-15 22:07
none
2020-07-15 21:24
Software engineer.
2020-07-15 21:25
#93
2020-07-15 21:25
What do you do
2020-07-15 21:28
Python-based internal tools for an American bank.
2020-07-15 21:42
Ahhh
2020-07-15 21:45
#101
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Europe X1gma
I am an Indian Ambassador of Denmark
2020-07-15 21:26
Send photo and name or not real
2020-07-15 21:27
administrative assistant part-time while i study management at uni
2020-07-15 21:27
famous singer in Bulgaria, i go by the name Azis, google me
2020-07-15 21:28
Send selfie or lying
2020-07-15 21:29
2020-07-15 21:30
Take a another one except holding four fingers up
2020-07-15 21:32
2020-07-15 21:38
No way
2020-07-15 21:44
#144
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Mexico sneakyboy
lmao xaxaxa
2020-07-15 22:12
REAL
2020-07-16 01:20
KEKW 8/8
2020-07-16 01:31
8/8
2020-07-16 04:40
Noice
2020-07-16 14:39
Marketing director for a small company
2020-07-15 21:29
You know what you can direct
2020-07-15 21:30
#113
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Denmark zeiko
Software engineer (mainly Frontend)
2020-07-15 21:31
printf("Hello world");
2020-07-15 21:49
IT-warehouse
2020-07-15 21:31
#119
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Poland Blanc1337
junior operator of chemical processes
2020-07-15 21:39
Senior Data Research Specialist and a side job working with my dad
2020-07-15 21:41
16 None rn Used to be subway employee and super market cashier
2020-07-15 21:47
packer for dpd first job, so id say its alright, nothing physical except maybe for your feet from walking and standing the whole day.
2020-07-15 21:48
Union operator(heavy equipment)
2020-07-15 21:49
IT Manager for a luxury yacht company
2020-07-15 21:49
bitch
2020-07-15 22:09
#139
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Poland felulo2k
toilet cleaner
2020-07-15 22:09
#142
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Mexico sneakyboy
8 illuminati / 8
2020-07-15 22:11
#140
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Mexico sneakyboy
ya robot-dolbaeb
2020-07-15 22:10
teen that plays csgo all day long
2020-07-15 22:25
pimp
2020-07-15 22:36
beatmaker/producer
2020-07-15 22:42
stack shelves in the supermarket B)
2020-07-15 22:43
HVAC engineer
2020-07-15 22:47
DJ 32K$/month
2020-07-15 23:34
LOL AHAHAH
2020-07-16 00:34
scratch bals
2020-07-16 00:34
Scratch these balls in ur mouth
2020-07-16 01:10
greenhouse guy
2020-07-16 00:35
delivery driver
2020-07-16 01:14
8/8 very cool
2020-07-16 01:18
dj
2020-07-16 01:15
Dj these balls in ur mouth
2020-07-16 01:18
wtf im not gay, i have a italian model gf, i love her and she loves me so much!
2020-07-16 01:21
forex, brazilian futures trader
2020-07-16 01:21
Silente bump
2020-07-16 19:11
Silent bump no2
2020-07-16 19:18
I work in some military factory as electrical engineer (smth like that), so whenever is some problem with electronics I come to fix.. Idk I like the job, sometimes everything works fine so I just chill watching tv and stuff and sometimes I have a lot of job to do.
2020-07-16 01:26
boss
2020-07-16 01:32
private english lessons, about €10/h 😎👍
2020-07-16 01:36
IP attorney
2020-07-16 01:36
hltv browsers aren’t allowed to have Jobs That said I work for the Lichtenstein government
2020-07-16 04:14
Do u know everybody in lichtenstein
2020-07-16 04:37
Everybody knows everybody here
2020-07-16 05:19
#185
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Brazil Skull_Ga
Student
2020-07-16 04:19
#186
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United States fart_lmao
Software developer full-stack
2020-07-16 04:30
professional pussy destroyer 👍👍👍
2020-07-16 04:32
You can go destroy these balls in your mouth gottem
2020-07-16 04:36
maintenance welder guy
2020-07-16 04:37
Insurance broker
2020-07-16 05:20
Fire Sprinklerfitter
2020-07-16 05:32
#197
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United Kingdom Biiddy
Warden call emergency response
2020-07-16 14:36
web developer
2020-07-16 14:39
how much do you make? years of exp ? junior / senior ? front + back end ? I want to be web dev as well but still in the process of learning
2020-07-16 14:42
1500-2000$ since 2017 middle fullstack btw js is the best language for making money
2020-07-16 14:49
+1 thanks yeah depends what you do I guess for web JS is crucial
2020-07-16 14:51
for example, you can work as a freelancer, knowing only css + jquery and earn about as much,it all depends on you.Btw, you can learn Vue,it's very good for beginners
2020-07-16 14:55
no job - i am "free" and poor
2020-07-16 14:43
WOLT courier
2020-07-16 14:45
#206
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Spain dabehx
drugdealer
2020-07-16 14:54
be careful
2020-07-16 15:04
Lawyer :)
2020-07-16 15:06
corny kid
2020-07-16 17:36
Chem Student
2020-07-16 17:44
#217
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Turkey redbaron7
Spacecraft operations engineer
2020-07-16 17:48
Does that mean you understand how to play kerbal space program?
2020-07-16 19:11
#223
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Turkey redbaron7
sort of
2020-07-17 00:49
Prostitute
2020-07-16 19:12
owner of tesla
2020-07-16 19:23
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