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Swedes vs Japanese
Iraq NoMouthAndMustScream 
Who would win in a battle of neutered vikings and samurai manlets?
2020-08-02 00:47
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no idea but germany would find a chance to lose that war as well
2020-08-02 00:49
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South Africa SimoLe
+1
2020-08-02 00:57
laughed
2020-08-02 01:03
#24
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Portugal xxxruixxx
France has joined the chat
2020-08-02 01:09
Just don't get involved this time, will not be you starting it, promise you won't be blamed
2020-08-02 01:11
XD, but germany numba wan
2020-08-02 02:06
and Hungary would join the losing side.
2020-08-02 09:54
XDXDXD
2020-08-02 09:58
hahaha
2020-08-02 17:57
hahaha
2020-08-02 18:00
only if we joined USA! USA! USA! 😎
2020-08-05 14:41
At least pick true vikings instead of Swedes.
2020-08-02 00:49
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Sweden GeT_CoRrEcT
Lol who lost Skåne tho
2020-08-02 00:53
Not Danish vikings..
2020-08-02 01:03
I went for the most gay Scandinavian nation , for reasons of my own
2020-08-02 00:54
Oh i get it, otherwise samurai have no chance?
2020-08-02 00:55
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Sweden ZikEiBoY
first of all. thats not very nice of you to say and second of all sweden will have zlatan and he will cut every1 with his nose, so ez for swedistan
2020-08-02 09:56
#58
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France Poloqua
mens((( it's not fair u got zlatan and they only got some weebs
2020-08-02 10:13
#11
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United States Frotha
+1
2020-08-02 00:56
name
2020-08-02 00:56
name
2020-08-02 01:05
name
2020-08-02 09:52
norway
2020-08-02 01:03
You should do some research then.
2020-08-02 01:04
just havin fun)
2020-08-02 01:04
Don't bait with serious stuff like that men((
2020-08-02 01:05
norway
2020-08-02 01:47
True vikings lol both denmark and norway converted to christianity before sweden did. And the only place you danes went was to the uk and parts of europe. Swedes created kiev and travelled down to the byzantine empire. But gj raiding some church in the uk very impressive 👏
2020-08-02 09:00
Kiev existed before the viking-age, idiot. Wow, you travelled - very impressive. We conquered a whole country.
2020-08-02 10:38
existed yes but it wasn't any significant before the vikinigs came, it wasn't untillmafter the "ruser" people from roslagen established trade and relations there that kiev flourished and became one of the most important cities in the east. yes quite impressive regarding the time being and the reputation and positions they gained in other important kingdoms. Congratz the danes conquered one country a quarter the size of the gb
2020-08-02 11:09
Damn, so you guys created a few trading routes? You're pathetic, just like today's Sweden.
2020-08-02 11:15
/Golfclap -level iq expected from a fake viking
2020-08-02 11:25
humans have nothing to protect themselves in a fight against a wild animal, but we still dominated the world, so the answer is obvious.
2020-08-02 00:50
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United States Jaksin
Probably the Samurai because of their skills
2020-08-02 00:50
or vikings because of their rage
2020-08-02 18:00
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United States Jaksin
I aren't think that
2020-08-02 18:03
Me
2020-08-02 00:51
#6
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Macau j0g
Japan, cuz they're alpha af
2020-08-02 00:53
Possibly Lichtenstein
2020-08-02 00:54
Sweden is better than Weebs
2020-08-02 00:59
ya know a weeb is a white person who watches anime/wants to be Japanese, not an actual Japanese person
2020-08-02 01:14
+1 smart guy i hope youi have a good life
2020-08-02 01:49
Not necessarily white
2020-08-02 01:58
#73
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Sweden Trkmag
+1
2020-08-02 20:08
okay, it's any non-Japanese person, though typically the stereotype is fat white neckbeards and multi-color haired white emo girls
2020-08-03 05:30
lmao
2020-08-02 04:58
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Argentina Konigmdq
samurai obviusly
2020-08-02 01:02
A draw, both die. The world wins.
2020-08-02 01:08
is it a battle to the death and like everyone goes all at once no rounds?
2020-08-02 01:09
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Poland GodLk
Japan because they are brutal as fuck Just look how yakuza deal with some fags
2020-08-02 01:09
🤔 🤔 Japan, my country is dead anyway
2020-08-02 01:15
Swedish pagaaaanssss marching ashore
2020-08-02 01:16
bro have you seen Japanese people they look anorexic as fuck
2020-08-02 01:21
#64
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Japan gachinko
For us Americans look fat as fuck
2020-08-02 11:22
Not just to you bro
2020-08-02 17:56
Seriously tho, even Swedish women are bigger than Japanese men.
2020-08-02 01:24
viking is a raider, samurai is a noble professional warrior who's been taught how to fight and other stuff since he's born
2020-08-02 01:44
"and other stuff" Jeez we have an expert here
2020-08-02 01:49
noble stuff such as math, calligraphy, martial art, tactics, law combined with busido
2020-08-02 01:52
I think safest bet is with the 2 meter, mushroom raging berserker buddy. See what they did with englands holy knights who receited bible studies and were very honorable
2020-08-02 01:54
well, first of all there is a difference between viking and scandinavian warrior - first one is a raider/robber who literally yesterday was trying hard his ass off on his fjord, and the second is a professional warrior whos life job is to guard ones and encounter others if we actually take a look on this as a 1v1 fight, I would bet on samurai against an actual viking any day of the week, if we put a samurai against a professional scandinavian warrior we have to consider about a lot of stuff such as which age samurai and viking come from but yeah, average viking should be physically bigger and stronger than average samurai by far, however being big and strong doesn't necessarily make one a skilled fighter, for sure it does bring benefits, but it won't close the gap between farmer who has become a raider to pursue a better life and professional chopper
2020-08-02 02:08
Saxon wariors defeated entire viking armies even when outnumbered. Vikings were very sucessfull at surprise raiding and then leaving before the saxons were able to field a proper army. A viking soldier would not stand a chance against a fully armored christian mounted knight
2020-08-02 05:20
is this 1v1 or what size are we talking here
2020-08-02 01:48
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CIS mast1k
its easy, samurais win, jerman lose war, france surrender after few days
2020-08-02 01:56
pffffffffft midget japancheese against 190cm vikings cmon
2020-08-02 01:57
"For example, average height of the Viking era (9th to 11th century) male skeletons found in Denmark, Norway and Iceland is 172cm. Those found in Sweden were taller, 176cm. However those of Anglo-Saxon England were also quite tall, 168cm" Eyyy Swedes>ALL
2020-08-02 10:19
Japan, because mecha
2020-08-02 01:58
idk but ACAB
2020-08-02 05:45
#52
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Sweden TomPony
quora.com/What-would-have-happened-if-an.. This guy has a decent idea of what would happend. Just the question you asked too!
2020-08-02 09:47
#54
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Russia Syonamaru
Japan cuz they created anime :3
2020-08-02 09:53
nvm baited by pinshit, either way; 1v1, ez for a viking, with shield and armor, unless the Samurai can use a spear/gay Japanese spear to great effect.
2020-08-02 10:28
im sorry to say but im gonna all in on Japan since on my analysis most asians girls are shy so swedes are lost here sorry
2020-08-02 18:04
Japan 🤓
2020-08-02 20:11
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