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United States 8lessed
fulltime cancer
2020-08-03 05:14
+1 I hate this little weasel! I sense he has done some truly evil things in his life!
2020-08-03 09:03
what did he do?
2020-08-03 09:08
Just a vibe I get, I won't be surprised when he gets henryG'd but it's actually true...
2020-08-03 09:11
"I officially retire as a professional CS:GO player." Didnt he do that like ages ago?
2020-08-03 09:20
Took him almost 3 years to realize that he won't get on a team anymore.
2020-08-03 13:46
I mean, if he already works as analyst/commenter on regular basis, why would anyone even consider him as a candidate for team? xd
2020-08-03 14:30
Denmark WeiZy0
Nah, after liquid he came back to danish Cs, but nobody wanted him xD :D
2020-08-03 22:17
Yea exactly xd
2020-08-04 10:19
Imagine hating someone without a reason :'D Sad thing is all Pimp haters are like you. Way too much time in your hands and way too much failure in life.
2020-08-03 13:53
I really like Pimp but I agree with the guy above saying he might get HenryG'd. I'd get Henry G'd too lmao
2020-08-03 20:56
his flag checks out. Its jealousy. A fat guy becoming fit doesnt fit our world view.
2020-08-03 21:32
Don't like him either. Very cocky and obviously thinks he is some kind of gift to the world. Maybe it will go away once he becomes older but I doubt it. Just one of the most smug guys you will ever see.
2020-08-03 22:12
Exactly smug as can be... and in my opinion, he also seems like he's done some evil things.
2020-08-04 03:11
2020-08-03 14:00
+1 lmao
2020-08-03 22:17
2020-08-03 05:15
Denmark Notallama
I'm really starting to get annoyed by James Banks
2020-08-03 05:15
United States burzeus
lol , why
2020-08-03 05:17
Denmark Notallama
Take your pick. 1. Always sucks other peoples arse 2. Seems fake and leechy 3. Always asks the most boring and mondane questions while seeming smug 4. Inhales deeply after every time he asks a question 5. Flashes his bling as if he's a big shot, yet can't even handle professional criticism 6. Responds to any single negative comments about him in Twitch chat directly He's also the worst of the interviewers on the tier1 stage, from a relatively unbiased viewpoint as well. I could probably mention more. Really just an annoying character overall
2020-08-03 05:21
United States burzeus
Hmm , i can kinda agree tbh
2020-08-03 05:22
lmao the inhale is funny asf
2020-08-03 06:39
Hasn’t he always been everyone’s least favorite? The guy defines the word “tool“
2020-08-03 06:54
Rofl +1 Now that you have put it into a list I cant unsee these while watching his interviews. The inhale part hahaha
2020-08-03 08:29
Easy +1
2020-08-03 08:34
I haven't seen much of him interviewing recently but I kinda have a soft spot for him since the first time I saw him do anything Counter-Strike Related was when he was casting some qualifier game for a minor in 2017. Probably only like 200 viewers, It's been cool to see him become more notable especially since back then he wasn't in the best spot economically, I'm assuming he's doing much better now.
2020-08-03 08:42
100% agree, nice sum up
2020-08-03 09:04
Agreed actually. I've never particularly liked him, but also have never been able to succinctly articulate why. You're spot on tho.
2020-08-03 13:44
The last month he overdoes it. There is always a point when you don't want to hear it anymore. Maybe he will check this and stop a little bit.
2020-08-03 13:59
Denmark Notallama
If you can't handle the criticism or the pressure from the community, you shouldn't have such a public job in the first place. I'll agree that we shouldn't nag people for their personal features that they can't change.. but I didn't do that. Those are all personality traits that he's fully in control of. If you want to have a discussion about drugs in the CS:GO talent scene, a problem which has been made public several times, then that's a different issue.
2020-08-03 14:05
Most companies etc give a fuck about criticism. I never saw a TO who fired a talent cuz he is shit. The only firing was 2gd but he was great but gaben sucks Chinas cock. They hire the same people over and over again. And I don't know why. Why do you let pimp cast at DH when even nice people say that his voice is too bad for that? Cuz they are ignorant and say the criticism is hate even when you explain it why and give facts etc. Great example is Spunj at hltv streams. He can't even talk without "fuck" in every sentence but still gets hired for that. The whole scene is the problem not just 2 guys
2020-08-03 15:03
Denmark Notallama
I think it's quite a bit less complicated than that. Most of the talent are actually good at their jobs and very hardworking. Pimp included. Obviously something external like accents and personality traits are not considered by these companies as they simply look for people that are good at their job. That's almost the sole factor, as long as they don't make the employer look bad. Just look at the LoL scene or other esports segments. They have a lot more casters and/or analysts that can barely speak English or have weird quirks that would be considered unprofessional in that regard. I think the best example in this scenario is Thorin. He's very controversial and have a side of him that can make his employers look bad, which is why some don't want to hire him.. but he's still a magnet for viewership. It's for the company to decide. As for cursing, that is only an issue in regards to American sponsors. That's also why you see ESL not really caring about it, but will try to avoid it as much as possible. SPUNJ is the best there is at his particular job. That's why he's given a very long leash in terms of all of these things. Even in terms of criticising Valve at their own event. We've actually seen quite a change in the talentpool over the last year, which is both because of controversial incidents and casters simplybeing worked too hard compared to their pay and their free time. Also look up on how Bardolph treats his colleagues.
2020-08-03 15:22
Serbia CoIe47
seems like your problem is that you're a beta male
2020-08-03 15:37
Denmark Notallama
Sounds like something a beta would say.
2020-08-03 15:49
Serbia CoIe47
Take your pick. 1. Always sucks other peoples arse 2. Seems fake and leechy 3. Always asks the most boring and mondane questions while seeming smug 4. Inhales deeply after every time he asks a question 5. Flashes his bling as if he's a big shot, yet can't even handle professional criticism 6. Responds to any single negative comments about him in Twitch chat directly He's also the worst of the interviewers on the tier1 stage, from a relatively unbiased viewpoint as well. I could probably mention more. Really just an annoying character overall you cried this much about a guy because you are insecure you pathetic beta dont ever respond to me again femboy fuck
2020-08-03 20:58
Denmark Notallama
Someone is mad
2020-08-03 20:59
fuck him and pimp, both of them wont be missed
2020-08-03 05:23
Denmark Notallama
I feel like Pimp is similar to him in a lot of ways of not being able to handle criticism, but at least he's good at his job as an analyst.
2020-08-03 05:24
cant stand his voice either, hes like kryptonite to me, as soon as i see him on the desk, its an instant mute
2020-08-03 05:29
Denmark Notallama
I hear that a lot, obviously I'm used to it as a Dane as a lot of people have that accent. I've never heard anything negative about his skills as an analyst though. Well.. the only thing I've heard is that he caters to new viewers too much, but just about all desk segments have done that this year due to the heavy amount of new viewership.
2020-08-03 05:30
Lithuania arres
You dont hear negative comments about his skills as an analyst is because everyone mutes him lol
2020-08-03 08:44
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Portugal RMOC
2020-08-03 21:10
His issue as an analyst is that he tends to not actually analyze and always ride the middle of the road. Which is why I will always prefer someone like Thorin or Yanko for that matter. I'm not a huge fan of desk segments in general but a strong opinion even if it's the wrong one is much better then some guy saying both teams played well and everything is great.
2020-08-03 20:53
Denmark Notallama
I respect your opinion and I kind of agree to a certain extent. Sometimes it's just not that black/white though.. that's also why I liked Ynk, he was great as displaying issues within a terms performance.. especially as he would have the ability to spectate everyone. That's also one of the major problems I have with streams, not being able to spectate the part of the action that you'd want to. Much better at majors.
2020-08-03 21:02
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United Kingdom justdam
pimp retired from a professional player career, so he will still be on desks.
2020-08-03 07:26
he's the "special unique guest". Makes it easy, now i won't see him on every dreamhack event.
2020-08-03 13:50
2020-08-03 08:54
shit, I thought you meant he was retiring as a whole
2020-08-03 05:29
like he was going to get picked us as a player LOL, no one wanted him in a team for years, not even to stand in, this "retire" tweet is just a bait if anything
2020-08-03 05:32
it's his arrogance on full display
2020-08-03 05:35
+1, fuck pimp as a player and a caster, should just stick to streaming
2020-08-03 05:35
media stunt
2020-08-03 08:58
I hope he retires from casting 👌😒
2020-08-03 21:15
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Peru TheJuan
I though he was retired already
2020-08-03 05:33
United States burzeus
he hadnt completely retired leaving the chance to return again , but not anymore.
2020-08-03 05:38
he wasnt already retired as a player???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
2020-08-03 05:33
RpK | 
United Kingdom justdam
that's what i thought, but i guess not
2020-08-03 07:27
Yes he was retired, this is just a way for him to say he's going fulltime streamer. Last time he was a pro was like in liquid?
2020-08-03 08:37
2020-08-03 05:33
well he was retired for everyone anyway . like n0thing,sgares,markeloff
2020-08-03 05:34
i seriously think this is just to bring attention to his stream , everyone knew he retired 2 years ago or sm shit
2020-08-03 05:36
1 more reason I cannot stand pimp.
2020-08-03 05:45
+1 what a complete joke
2020-08-03 06:45
I mean, didn't he retire a while ago? Like, if GuardiaN comes tomorrow saying he retired, let's be honest, we all thought he retired after FaZe lmao.
2020-08-03 06:02
Malaysia Suno[t]
+1 hahahaha
2020-08-03 06:34
He is just trying to boost his stream and seeking some attention.
2020-08-03 06:35
GuardiaN is uncertain tho, he has the skills he just needs the hunger again. Mb he tries to do his slovakian dream team.
2020-08-03 06:54
he definitely looks very hungry
2020-08-03 21:07
Slovakia iLycan
guardian said on his stream, that he still wants to play pro and if u watch his streams hes still insane with awp
2020-08-03 09:41
United States ajs672_
This man hasn't been on a team for like 3 years and only now says hes retired....
2020-08-03 06:06
breaking news: the allies have won world war 2
2020-08-03 06:11
Was this announcement even needed? Seems more like this failure of a player wants to boost his stream with this useless announcement. Everyone knew this bot retired already. He will forever remain an arrogant failure who criticizes others while failing to achieve anything significant himself.
2020-08-03 06:33
Malaysia Suno[t]
why is he arrogant sounds like a cool gy
2020-08-03 06:34
Watch his stream sometimes and he proved he was arrogant and a spoiled twat when he got banned in mm (rightfully) for teamkilling and then cried about it when people called out his behaviour.
2020-08-03 06:36
Malaysia Suno[t]
LOL haha
2020-08-03 06:38
when i saw the 1v5 clip against "stream snipers" i asked myself how do people watch such a toxic human
2020-08-03 07:00
Lithuania arres
Can u link the clip?
2020-08-03 09:00
there is this retarded tweet, but the clip didn't contain much i remember there was one more similar moment where he started trash talking a lot
2020-08-03 09:15
Other stekin
2020-08-03 06:48
failure is a word you would describe the norwegian scene with
2020-08-03 07:01
2020-08-03 14:01
And you can use it to describe pimp as well. Any other non argument you are gonna type you fake flagging third world trash?
2020-08-03 20:38
lmfao funny how norwegians are so nationalistic on this site, you literally have the shittiest scene in Europe you bitch of scandinavia unable to fucking compete in anything
2020-08-03 21:28
Holy fuck his ego is huge lol retired since 2017 more like
2020-08-03 06:59
Been retired since 2017
2020-08-03 07:02
thanks i can write an article
2020-08-03 07:06
noooooo he is the (2nd) best pro ever nooo everyone loves pimp i'm so sad guys
2020-08-03 07:34
Dude is a genius
2020-08-03 08:05
how do you retire from something you stopped doing years ago?
2020-08-03 08:07
Denmark Notallama
By publicizing it. It's also a tradition in the CS scene to announce retirement at least 2 or 3 times in your career, only to come back and play on some mix team.
2020-08-03 13:37
What always amazed me about pimp was that he could have a pro career with the name “pimp”... so, pimp means the guy selling whores right? Would anyone be able to become pro with nicknames such as “assfuck” or “son of a bitch” or “pussy eater” etc?
2020-08-03 08:55
You guys are all so negative. Cheer up guys. Enjoy life. Talk to a girl. Being a hater says more about you than it says about pimp. If you don't like somebody, just ignore them and move on.
2020-08-03 09:16
nt pimp
2020-08-03 14:03
he wrote "i retire as a professional cs go player" just to trigger people and seek antetion to his stream. He is arrogant, if he just announced that he will be fulltime streamer then ok no problem. But u didnt play for like 2 3 years or how many and u think u can say that u retire. Thats why HLTV didnt give a shitt about him and didnt post "pimp retires"
2020-08-03 21:08
Inb4 Astralis sign
2020-08-03 09:12
i got baited ngl, thought something good have happened in 2020
2020-08-03 09:17
Denmark dR_JaCkPoT
please no hltv news dont boost his ego
2020-08-03 09:42
unexpected kekw
2020-08-03 09:42
Poland morosek
professional CS:GO content creator Lmao, and we are all professional CS:GO shitposters
2020-08-03 13:39
Exactly. This is my full-time job men) [This post was brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends. Download it now for free!]
2020-08-03 22:15
2020-08-03 13:40
am i supposed to care or what
2020-08-03 13:40
Ah damn, bet all the orgs looking for a new pickup are devastated by these news
2020-08-03 13:42
Astralis wanted to sign him as a 10th player..
2020-08-03 13:54
Okay? He has not been playing in a team for a long while and did not even look that impressive in liquid. I think people are hating on him a bit too much as a caster/analyst though.
2020-08-03 13:42
LMAO he was still a player? He thought teams would actually recruit him? The ego on this man
2020-08-03 14:06
Poland mlodzier
He was decent player ngl but annoying person and cant stand how he is approaching himself
2020-08-03 14:13
I am also officially retiring as a pro player They say you can't shitpost on hltv full time, that Jonothan and co. are too ban happy While there’s some truth to that statement, I simply can’t see why both ain’t possible.
2020-08-03 14:35
I want to like this guy, I swear, but he is so fucking unbearable: his voice, his eyes, his face, his accent (nothing wrong with danish accent, but in his case I find it unbearable as hell), also he comes off as a fucking arrogant douchebag on his streams.
2020-08-03 20:40
In other news,the Soviet Union collapses.
2020-08-03 21:05
Jakob "Pimp" Wenniche was a dedicated professional CS:GO player until he realized no org was gonna introduce tight shirts that made his hard nipples stand out. GL doing what you've already been doing for years Pimp.
2020-08-03 21:12
Sweden zae
wasn't it a loooong time ago he was in a team though?
2020-08-03 21:31
I thought he already had
2020-08-03 22:07
didn't he retire 3 years ago wtf
2020-08-03 22:22
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