We are widely considered the best country in the world
We are objectively the best country in the world
We are not a socialist utopia full of happy people.
Peru historically dominates South America
Everybody loves us. People even walk by foot from Syria to live here.
It's the most fucked up place in the world
my country is ruled by corporate lobbyists
Gay marriage is neither legal or illegal in Chinese law
We elected a meme president.
We eat the most potatoes per capita per year (183kg). Second place(Ukraine) on 47kg less
We are the second oldest country in Europe that is currently existing, after San fckn Marino XD
We decided to witchhunt commies 30 years later
We hate everyone else, we are not that nice, we are just polite and respect each other.
Most of us have never seen a moose or a polar bear roaming around.
Canadas national motto is stolen from Lithuania. Great Lithuania is from sea to sea in the heart of dangerous Eurasia. Not some colony against eskimos.
We are a shithole cuz communism.
Biggest accomplishment is to make the world think Mozart was austrian and Shitler was german.
Mozart was born in Salzburg, which at the time was part of Bavaria.
We arent completely overran with immigrants like people on HLTV like to think
We are the 3rd Largest English speaking country in the world
India: 2nd place for most languages spoken within a single country . around 780 languages or more.
Indonesia: Consists of 17,508 islands
We dont have any nogo zones
province of Somalia mens)))
we are the most underrated country in europe
Our first democratically chosen president was voted on power in 1991 and half of all living former South Korean presidents are now in prison.
Difference between the most western point in Russia and the most eastern point is 11 hours
That means 31st December difference between Kaliningrad and Khabarovsk is one year
Some crazy guys even travel from west to east to celebrate new year twice (idk how it's possible but I heard ppl somehow do it)
Pineapple pizza is one of most popular, country LTU
due to a lot of jermans that came to the south region of brazil in the last century,a city called Pomerode speaks jerman as their 2nd language and 90% of their ppl are jerman descendants
We shag sheeps (?)
We do not speak our native language at all (?)
-65% of the highways in Germany (Autobahn) have no speed limit.
- u are allowed to drink alcohol with 14 when your parents allow it.
-The Christmas tree (Tannenbaum) tradition came from Germany.
-Most taxis in Germany are Mercedes.
-In Germany there’s no punishment for a prisoner who tries to escape from jail, because it is a basic human instinct to be free.
-Germany invented summertime ,television,phones, airplanes,cars,computers, bycicles,books,chipcards,helicopter,jets,jeans,jet engines,motorcycles,nuclear fission,mp3,walkmen,refrigirator,toothpast,x-ray- and many more, so say thank you germany
- at the halftime of the 7-1 game in brazil, löw the trainer said their team to calm down and play softly to not full demolish them at home.
Noah's ark landed in Armenia.
Armenia as a country has existed over a thousand years,
Under Tigranes the great The Armenian Empire extended from Armenia to Lebanon, Winston Churchill liked The Armenian cognac "Ararat" so much Stalin personally sent him a palletful of Ararat cognac, Those are just a few.
Cycling on the sidewalk is officially illegal, but anyone cares, and even the police don't know it.
we have 150,000 covid deaths... ;_:
We are the true leaders of Europe
when i go out of the town, im scared always in my mind that someone will stab me (arab), but im afraid to speak out loud so nobody will think im dumb
We convinced a lot of people we landed on the Moon
Santa was born and lived here in Antalya, Turkey.
Gas cost you less than 0.1€ per liter
Bestest education in Europe
We can take a peninsula and we won't get anything for this
we dont eat kebab everyday.usually we don't even eat meat.(we'll be vegetarian soon because of erdogan)
Fifflaren lives here so we better then everyone else
GOING TO A FAVELA PARTY AND BE FROWNED UPON A DUDE WITH A LITERAL AK-47 AT HIS BACK
In my country the game called Pass The Pigs is called "Kaste Grise" (direct translation: Throw the pigs).
And there's also a special breed of pig called Danish Landrace aka the Danish Bacon Pig. It is bred to have an extra set of ribs for that sweet sweet bacon.
Kazakhs are the second most meat eaters in the world. After the wolves
we have 3 official languages