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Joke went wrong, gf will cheat on me
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Brazil BRAZIL_hltv_BOSS 
Guys guys ! Things fucked up hard. So, i made a joke about my small penis a few days ago, i thought it would be funny and show how im confident and ok with my body, but it backfired HARD and my gf didnt like the joke, and now she is acting weird, i think she is now looking for a bigger penis wtf ??? For those who is wondering that is how thing went: So we made a small walk, 2.5km , when we finished she said "oh 2.5 km is such a short walk isnt it ?" i replied: Yes, short just like my dick but sufficient she was like : what is wrong with you ? im so sad, help ?
2020-08-07 22:52
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2020-08-07 22:53
kkk
2020-08-07 22:53
reported
2020-08-07 23:30
that is very racist what is wrong with you
2020-08-08 00:47
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Mexico PS4
kkkk
2020-08-07 22:53
kkkkk
2020-08-07 22:54
#6
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Europe Inhabitant
kkkkkk
2020-08-07 22:54
Lmao
2020-08-07 22:54
fuck her hard?
2020-08-07 22:55
She is probably thinking "stupid small dick'
2020-08-07 22:56
wrong acc, noob
2020-08-07 22:56
Edited🤪
2020-08-07 22:57
i will not report you
2020-08-07 22:57
Doubt it But ty
2020-08-07 22:58
Bro he has 2882828282 accounts dont worry
2020-08-07 23:38
not about penis but about cringe levels over 9000
2020-08-07 22:55
Schnauze desi
2020-08-07 22:55
show her some cuck porn and then invite black guy to ur house
2020-08-07 22:56
Not bad idea, but only if the black dude do me as well
2020-08-07 23:00
can confirm, theres no better feeling than a huge dick in ur ass
2020-08-07 23:08
Damn must be good indeed, but dont tell my gf this 😂
2020-08-07 23:09
Name does not check out.
2020-08-07 23:17
fuck, u got me men(((((
2020-08-08 00:38
i will 😎🍆💦🍑🤪
2020-08-08 01:01
no homo ofc)))
2020-08-08 01:15
LOOOL
2020-08-13 23:10
kkkkkkkkkk yikes
2020-08-07 22:57
crnge
2020-08-07 22:58
Just show her ur big penis wtf bro
2020-08-07 23:02
She not seen it before or something???
2020-08-07 23:02
Hahahahahahahaha
2020-08-07 23:04
learn to eat her out then
2020-08-07 23:04
Vore fetish be like
2020-08-13 23:11
Size doesnt matter its how the ship moves
2020-08-07 23:05
If i give her number, would u tell her that?
2020-08-07 23:07
yes mens
2020-08-07 23:08
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Canada reeeZ75
he gonna do more than that mens))) B)
2020-08-07 23:47
shhhh
2020-08-07 23:47
but the ship will get rekt in strong storms and waves if too small.
2020-08-07 23:13
she is low tier dish washer, get something else
2020-08-07 23:06
How would you know?
2020-08-07 23:08
i'm just being an ass feels like she has low tier humor though
2020-08-07 23:14
#27
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Czech Republic forseti12
Talking about it with her is the only thing you can do I guess.
2020-08-07 23:07
What if a make a joke about her boobs?
2020-08-07 23:09
#33
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Czech Republic forseti12
sounds great to me
2020-08-07 23:11
at least ur honest
2020-08-07 23:12
Ikr
2020-08-07 23:18
Shes your gf and you didnt fuck yet? Why you have a gf then lol
2020-08-07 23:15
????? She has seen mine, now i made her remember that are biggers out there
2020-08-07 23:17
She already knows much more than you about that lol
2020-08-07 23:18
Just tell her "Let's see how small it is when it's up your ass"
2020-08-07 23:16
aha you're fucked dude sorry bout that
2020-08-07 23:18
gg
2020-08-07 23:19
this is probably one of the dumbest threads in the history of this site
2020-08-07 23:21
Doubt it
2020-08-07 23:26
if this thread is actually serious which im pretty sure its not, it definitely is pretty fucking dumb
2020-08-07 23:27
50% serious it actually happened, but she laughed a bit
2020-08-07 23:30
well, nothing wrong with that then
2020-08-07 23:32
You shouldve been here in 2017 when there was an n word spam every day
2020-08-13 23:12
tell her your pp bizon is as big as the decoy damage
2020-08-07 23:23
You should stay single.
2020-08-07 23:29
#53
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Bulgaria gosholin
kkkkkkkkkk
2020-08-07 23:32
#54
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Brazil eumesmo
yes, it really show how confident you are confident with your body.
2020-08-07 23:33
Exactly
2020-08-07 23:34
flag checks out
2020-08-07 23:34
Judging by the joke she probably passes on you cause you act like a kid WTF is this joke? Like are you 14yo or something?
2020-08-07 23:37
That was not the time and definitely not the place, sorry but you played yourself
2020-08-07 23:53
#63
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Finland 0lter
who cars
2020-08-08 00:44
if you cheat at cs life will cheat on you somewhere, its only karma best to get it over with sooner than later
2020-08-08 00:46
U fked up
2020-08-08 00:51
#67
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Germany SL3ID3R
"im confident and ok with my body" press X to doubt
2020-08-08 00:53
0/8
2020-08-08 01:18
? Reply needs...
2020-08-13 22:35
RiP she already has new bf
2020-08-13 22:36
she will cheat on you 100% go fvck her before somebody else does
2020-08-13 22:37
Sell me power then
2020-08-13 22:40
how much?
2020-08-13 23:50
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2020-08-13 23:12
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