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GUY SLAPS GF ASS
North America cake1 
i.imgur.com/1MZPnvb.jpg >This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. >He's 7 foot 2 inches tall and 342lbs (2.18m, 155kg) How do you react?
2020-08-08 17:33
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#1
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Mexico evm
Depends on my girls reaction.
2020-08-08 17:34
#182
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Brazil TabzeN
I would do noth🔪ng to this guy because he seems a nice guy, he wouldn't slap gfs on purpose
2020-08-08 21:24
+1
2020-08-10 23:37
I slap his ass.
2020-08-08 17:34
logical conclusion, or uppercut his nuts
2020-08-08 17:38
hahaha made me laugh :D
2020-08-10 20:38
#246
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Brazil sakaaa
manlet win-win fight strategy 1. uppercut to the nuts 2. subject leans forward, shoryouken to the chin 3. when leaned back, bite to the sheen and DO NOT LET GO! proof tested.
2020-08-10 23:22
#3
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Germany G3er
can his chest stop a 9mm though
2020-08-08 17:36
Why would you attack with your D?
2020-08-08 17:38
#11 i like this reply :D
2020-08-08 17:39
GOD REPLY HAHA
2020-08-08 19:30
omg rip that guy
2020-08-08 17:39
#21
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Germany G3er
that would be an option aswell
2020-08-08 17:39
#176
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Germany G3er
2020-08-08 20:48
AXXAAXAXAXAXAXAXXA
2020-08-08 17:52
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax
2020-08-08 17:53
LMAO
2020-08-08 17:55
He has a family man D:
2020-08-08 17:57
lmao
2020-08-08 18:00
oof
2020-08-08 18:11
#85
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Austria mo_bamba
8/8
2020-08-08 18:15
BANTER
2020-08-08 18:18
#99
OK | 
United States Bioax
hahhhaha
2020-08-08 18:23
#100
flusha | 
Finland )))
wow
2020-08-08 18:23
#102
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Ecuador Ageless
lmao
2020-08-08 18:25
#103
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Myanmar Guzhas
ok you just killed him +1
2020-08-08 18:26
#110
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Poland kruky
rekt
2020-08-08 18:30
epic
2020-08-08 18:31
rekt
2020-08-08 18:36
hahahahahahahahahahaah
2020-08-08 18:42
omg rekt
2020-08-08 18:50
BRUTAL
2020-08-08 19:07
Lmao
2020-08-08 19:09
#142
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United Kingdom KaffeK
he's dead
2020-08-08 19:14
#144
niilo | 
Finland t0ki
rip
2020-08-08 19:22
#145
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Poland mikj
GG WP no re
2020-08-08 19:22
kkkkkkkkkkkkk
2020-08-08 19:24
ouchy
2020-08-08 19:31
#160
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United States LULW_KEKW
WTF
2020-08-08 19:40
hahhahahhahahhahaha
2020-08-08 19:52
#168
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Bulgaria gosholin
wtf ahahaha
2020-08-08 20:03
XD LMFAO
2020-08-08 20:10
boom
2020-08-08 20:54
#183
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Mongolia Kkura
You actually killed him
2020-08-08 21:26
LOOOL
2020-08-08 23:40
gg ez
2020-08-08 23:42
de_stroyed
2020-08-09 12:18
LMAO
2020-08-09 12:20
de_molished
2020-08-10 02:29
oooooooooooooof
2020-08-10 02:47
#208
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African Union mikecool
my sides xD
2020-08-10 03:08
#210
oBo | 
Taiwan codv
gotem
2020-08-10 03:10
rekt
2020-08-10 03:59
#11 is insane
2020-08-10 04:10
standing ovation EZClap
2020-08-10 04:20
I just witnessed a murder
2020-08-10 04:36
#234
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India $h!eld
ooooffff!!!! could your chest stop that
2020-08-10 07:14
#235
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Argentina WaSTe_D
fuck dude can't stop laughing
2020-08-10 07:15
Brutal, Savage, Rekt
2020-08-10 23:22
#248
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Brazil sakaaa
isolate the scene, boys.. we got ourselves a MURDER
2020-08-10 23:23
Ouuuuuuch
2020-08-10 23:26
fkkk xDDD
2020-08-10 23:29
ooooooooof
2020-08-10 23:37
he dont deserve for rekt
2020-08-10 23:40
Gay
2020-08-10 23:55
#284
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Philippines Beherit
LUL
2020-08-11 16:26
lmao
2020-08-11 16:30
Flag doesn't check out.
2020-08-08 17:39
ez
2020-08-09 12:23
His chest is flat though
2020-08-10 02:47
#220
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Germany G3er
the amount of 12 year olds in this comment section and on hltv nowadays these are the kids ruining your mm's
2020-08-10 03:57
I'm 33 yo actually and I'm 1.93cm. Oh, and I barely play MM, but nt
2020-08-10 04:13
#233
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Germany G3er
you are basically the one person i wasn't calling a kid, really not that hard to understand i wish i had 30 iq so i could find a two grader dick joke funny
2020-08-10 07:12
#250
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Brazil sakaaa
And where does IQ correlates with funny? I am 30 and I support dank jokes. You know what's dumb? taking life so serious that you need to find validation on what others like or don't in order to try and feel superior.
2020-08-10 23:26
I just wanted to say I'm 23 and I don't give a shit
2020-08-10 23:27
#256
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Brazil sakaaa
input much appreciated. i blew a little air out of my nose.
2020-08-10 23:29
Talking about IQ seriously = not being a very erudite person
2020-08-11 16:32
call the police for sexual harassment
2020-08-08 17:37
pussy danes like usual
2020-08-08 17:40
+1
2020-08-08 18:31
+1
2020-08-08 18:31
Yeah, you would beat the shit out of him with your spaghetti hands instead
2020-08-10 02:45
+1
2020-08-10 23:39
What can he do when i pull the trigger
2020-08-08 17:37
i dont think his body can stop a r8 tho
2020-08-08 17:37
imagine using r8 over deagle IRL
2020-08-08 17:41
r8 is the most used weapon in brazil(with glock and maybe ak)
2020-08-08 17:43
You'll get shot first tho with r8 😂.
2020-08-08 17:49
-70 but since is irl it is -100 ez pz
2020-08-08 17:51
Im sure other guns are also -100.
2020-08-08 17:55
#213
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Brazil hugoooo
lol you know shit about real life, get out of your bubble
2020-08-10 03:23
#259
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Brazil sakaaa
where do you live man? revolvers are used mainly for personal security here.
2020-08-10 23:29
#7
aizy | 
Denmark Gryde
he wont cuz my gf i a 1/10
2020-08-08 17:38
FeelsBadMan
2020-08-08 18:02
:DD
2020-08-08 18:31
xd
2020-08-08 19:27
#155
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Iceland Cirros_V2
XDD
2020-08-08 19:36
atleast my man is honest.
2020-08-08 20:22
FeelsWeirdMan
2020-08-10 02:30
rip
2020-08-10 03:41
doesn't matter, had sex FeelsGoodMan
2020-08-10 04:21
at least you have one
2020-08-10 23:56
#283
aizy | 
Denmark Gryde
no i dont (((
2020-08-11 16:22
I would immediately make a post on HLTV asking for how to react
2020-08-08 17:38
+1
2020-08-08 18:31
+1
2020-08-08 23:39
I see, you're a man of culture.
2020-08-10 02:30
Sue him for sexual assault
2020-08-08 17:38
#68
Xyp9x | 
Hungary xAii
how to proof?
2020-08-08 17:59
his handprint would probably still be on her ass tbf
2020-08-08 18:20
lol
2020-08-08 20:11
Xaxxaxaxaxaxaxx imagine thinking you need proof to sue for sexual assault in 2020
2020-08-08 18:58
Get a lawyer and sue him for sexual assault
2020-08-08 17:38
I beat the girl up.
2020-08-08 17:38
nice
2020-08-08 21:21
Men)) please, could you not slap my girlfriend's ass? It's pretty disrespectful!
2020-08-08 17:38
men)) this is sexual harassment, but i can do nothing else than warning you kindly, please don't do that again, i know you are actually a respectful mens))
2020-08-08 19:37
i suck his cock
2020-08-08 17:38
+1
2020-08-08 17:39
+1
2020-08-08 18:32
#124
cArn | 
Philippines J4DEM
+1
2020-08-08 18:39
gay s2mple fan kekw
2020-08-10 04:04
+1
2020-08-08 19:24
+... wait a second
2020-08-10 23:40
#22
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India somecunt
Pistol headshot ez
2020-08-08 17:39
show him some articles about tall ppl dying earlier 😎👍🏿
2020-08-08 17:40
bend over and let him fuck me, because it would be beta if he fucked my gf
2020-08-08 17:41
Lmao
2020-08-10 04:12
#260
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Brazil sakaaa
lol, name checks out!
2020-08-10 23:31
Hello buddy i see you checking out my gfs ass .........apparently i guess your 7foot body couldnt accomodate for the pea brain you have yet you might stutter to open your mouth and pussy out on seeing some fine girl like mine..........but that's completely understandable bro.......but i dont see a point in you checking if my girl wet her panties listening to me speak just cuz you leaked your pussy seeing a man talk fine. He might beat me up after but who cares......ill settle in his pea brain forever
2020-08-08 17:41
#31
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India otgps
And If opps wanna throw some hands then I just draw for the pumpy
2020-08-08 17:44
#32
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Bulgaria Jaganci
What if im taller and havier than him?
2020-08-08 17:44
this has been posted like 4500348028427895892 times before, id sex him anyway
2020-08-08 17:44
Low kick to the knee and pee on him while hes on the ground
2020-08-08 17:45
#45
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Netherlands Titanos
just kick his knee and break his cap, no cap
2020-08-08 17:48
Thats nasty bro even for a street fight
2020-08-08 17:51
#51
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Netherlands Titanos
Bro I am cringing at the idea of kicking someone's knee. That shit doesn't bend backwards so it just breaks and jsut auuughh urghh oof
2020-08-08 17:52
I know a guy who legit jumped with 2 legs against someones knee. The guy's bones were showing it was some disgusting stuff
2020-08-08 18:19
yes, but don't forget to pee on him
2020-08-08 19:45
Pull his leg
2020-08-08 17:46
Give him CBT, he seems like one who enjoys CBT
2020-08-08 17:47
well.. can his chest deflect my 12 gauge?? lets find out! 😎😎😎
2020-08-08 17:47
you have watched to many terminator movies get the fuck out of here
2020-08-08 17:55
Nope, I am just your average American!
2020-08-08 17:56
#184
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Netherlands Titanos
nt fakeflagger
2020-08-08 23:06
have homosex with him
2020-08-08 17:52
#53
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Denmark Henry1887
for him all girls are petite, must be nice
2020-08-08 17:52
#54
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United Kingdom JupiterACE
Get pegged by gf, obviously
2020-08-08 17:52
hi haci
2020-08-08 17:53
rko him
2020-08-08 17:56
outta nowhere bestest
2020-08-10 03:07
I start gym the next day, and slap his wive's ass after 10 years
2020-08-08 17:59
you're a man of commitment
2020-08-08 19:46
:DDDDD
2020-08-10 02:28
Take a shotgun and blow his brains out)) ezzzzz
2020-08-08 18:02
the right girl looks like lily ivy xD
2020-08-08 18:04
I would fight him even he is taller and stronger than me.
2020-08-08 18:06
#77
ropz | 
Germany lor3nz
i start a threesome
2020-08-08 18:07
#78
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Turkey rivaluk
jump on his back so he cant reach me
2020-08-08 18:08
i dont no why but i kept thinking of gollum jumping on hes back
2020-08-08 18:16
Use my good ol American gun and pop his ass
2020-08-08 18:09
i just crawl through his legs, kick his butt and when he falls down i put my balls on his face.
2020-08-08 18:09
#185
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Netherlands Titanos
teabag
2020-08-08 23:07
I don't have a gf
2020-08-08 18:15
we have to many immigrants i understand the feeling
2020-08-08 18:19
I don't know what they have to do with this. Do you mean sexual assault causes people to not want to get into relationships? Makes sense.
2020-08-08 19:44
He would have to slap a lot of air if we're talking about slapping hltv user's gf's ass.
2020-08-08 18:18
He can be 155 kg body builder but im 80 kg MMA fighter so he gets his ass beaten But if he is fighter as well im fucked up
2020-08-08 18:21
#98
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France Wvimis
I would take a rock or some beer bottle and destroy his head with it. You think I'm a bitch to let him touch my gf ?
2020-08-08 18:22
perform my signature fighting move
2020-08-08 18:25
Rko
2020-08-08 18:26
kick the nuts while dodging the first punch
2020-08-08 18:28
2020-08-08 18:46
wait how does this even work actually. Don't you need to pull ur torso upwards for ur foot to get power upwards. Ducking ur torso and head and kick upwards would make you lose balance no?
2020-08-10 23:46
just try it now irl. you wont lose balance
2020-08-10 23:55
#104
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United States girls
sex him
2020-08-08 18:26
who actually is that (im girl)
2020-08-08 18:27
Olivier Richters aka Dutch giant, actually met him in my gym once. He looks even bigger in person
2020-08-10 23:52
slap her ass harder....
2020-08-08 18:31
#263
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Brazil sakaaa
YES, FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS PROPPERLY
2020-08-10 23:34
#120
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Denmark socN
Tell him that for 500$ he can do alot more than slap her ass
2020-08-08 18:34
call the ambulance
2020-08-08 18:37
Liver shot his ass Bas Rutten style.
2020-08-08 18:43
cs players practice ak-47 recoil everyday for a reason...
2020-08-08 18:46
#132
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United States theory^
Hey, dont touch her 😃👍
2020-08-08 18:51
I punch his dick and run away.
2020-08-08 18:57
#136
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Yugoslavia seeeed
Become horny cuz damn bro
2020-08-08 19:04
#138
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Germany BIG2020
Big and Heavy, go for the Knees. Solid frontal Pushkick to the Kneecap should do the work. When he's down and crying i would touch his ass aswell.
2020-08-08 19:08
God created men and Samuel Colt made them equal
2020-08-08 19:12
Call the cops Hope this helps
2020-08-08 19:12
came from Haci tweet
2020-08-08 19:18
would shot him in the knee
2020-08-08 19:27
Average Dutchman, I would kick him in the balls.
2020-08-08 19:31
beat him up of course. 350lb is pretty light for an american you know...
2020-08-08 19:33
the bigger they are, the harder they fall
2020-08-08 19:34
I turn around and slap my girls ass too xD
2020-08-08 19:38
#165
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Iceland Cirros_V2
XDDD and smile to that guy in the way like "yeaah i did that too"
2020-08-08 19:49
+1
2020-08-08 20:12
i would tickle him, he can't stop laughing and drowns
2020-08-08 19:38
#164
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Iceland Cirros_V2
Doesnt matter if u win but will you stand for your girl or not. You dont have to fight right away just because of that. There are better ways of fucking his life up after than just knocking him out.
2020-08-08 19:48
I will offer him my ass too
2020-08-08 20:12
Sucker punch to the chin = bye bye
2020-08-08 20:15
I'm 2.10 cm and I'm over 125kg and I'm pretty fucking strong, So I think he's not gonna slap my gf ass and if he's gonna to that then I'm just gonna fuck him up.
2020-08-08 20:24
kekw
2020-08-08 20:51
expected from someone fan of ropz
2020-08-08 20:59
I pepper spray his face and then kick him in the balls
2020-08-08 20:56
Stop making same topic again nerd
2020-08-09 12:13
your nick seems racist man.. im not saying you are but it just seems like racist
2020-08-10 19:36
Its because you're a product of anti-white propaganda. Maybe you're a troll, I don't really know, but believe me... there are folks out there who thinks like you're pretending to think.
2020-08-10 21:40
I'm not a product of anti-white propaganda. I'm a white too but i don't think im privileged just because of it. Also i dont said youre racist im just asking, Are you or not?
2020-08-10 21:45
White people are affected by the propaganda, too. If you're not a troll then you're a victim of this propaganda. Just because of my name you think I'm racist. My name isn't racist in any way and I'm not racist. If my name was 'The Great Black Hope' you wouldn't ask if I was racist. Its the anti-white propaganda that made you think this way.
2020-08-10 22:16
No bro im not in this propaganda. How can i be anti-white while i'm a white myself?? I would ask the same question if your name was "the great black hope". I just asked a question, And you said youre not racist then there is no problem its Ok
2020-08-10 23:19
wan tap him to d head.
2020-08-09 12:16
Knee into his balls, or body kick his liver
2020-08-09 12:26
Smith & Wesson should do the job
2020-08-09 12:23
Take my girl to the police and file a sexual assault against him
2020-08-10 02:35
well depends how big is his D?
2020-08-10 02:36
i'd calm my girl down... cuz she will be sooo mad. it happened once. she grabbed the guy`s ball`s and squezed so hard he could even say im sorry. poor guy.
2020-08-10 02:38
I would make a petition to him stop
2020-08-10 02:39
What, I have a girlfriend?
2020-08-10 03:10
nothing, my girl is loyal and will tell him to fuck off
2020-08-10 03:25
#215
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Brazil hugoooo
Being very honest I think I would try to hit him with some kind of heavy/sharp object, so his size and strength would be minimized
2020-08-10 03:26
You going all in for a fight even if you are in a disadvantage physically. Grab a chair, a stick something and go all in to make it even. Thats what i would do. To slap my gfs ass out of nowhere is one of the worst gestures of disrespect to her and even more to you. Even the biggest kind of assholes would think twice to do that.
2020-08-10 03:27
A nice little sharp object into the back of his right calf to get him down on one knee to make it a more even fight. I'm not a brave guy like these kids on HLTV seems to be, I would never swing on this guy. People talking about tapping his jaw, like he's a statue and can't react to your slow ass hand speed.
2020-08-10 03:38
#219
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United States Hindy
does not mean he's bulletproff
2020-08-10 03:49
#221
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Netherlands poeya
SLap his ass back ofcourse what a dumb question
2020-08-10 03:58
Attempt to punch him and throw out my back because he's too short for me (I'm an average hltv user)
2020-08-10 04:21
🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 stab him 🔪🔪🔪🔪
2020-08-10 21:43
You can almost smell the small man syndrome in this thread.
2020-08-10 23:24
i headshot him ez
2020-08-10 23:26
What if i don't have girlfriend? No reaction Kappa
2020-08-10 23:26
#255
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Brazil sakaaa
All this kids here saying they would do something, knowing the only outcome out be going from a situation where someone slapped your GF's ass to another where you are beat senseless on the ground while still having your GF's ass slapped.
2020-08-10 23:27
I tell my gf she deserved it because she's dressed like a whore
2020-08-10 23:29
i am 2.19, 156 kg, i would slap his gfs ass
2020-08-10 23:41
I would shake his hand
2020-08-10 23:41
I would call my Vikings brothers and go cruisade
2020-08-10 23:46
you misspelled soy boys
2020-08-10 23:57
weak ¿ sir
2020-08-11 00:02
"I skipped leg day every time"
2020-08-11 16:29
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