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type something and ill make a vocaroo of me saying it
2020-08-09 20:25
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#1
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Poland henlo
something
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2020-08-09 20:37
I was don't know this details
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2020-08-09 20:38
This sounds like s1mple
2020-08-10 21:16
#230
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Korea XigNw0w
I thought I'm the only one who thinks he sounds like s1mple.
2020-08-11 11:16
grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz
2020-08-09 20:26
10/10 ill try my best voca.ro/d2yQ7eFa0WO
2020-08-09 20:29
nt fakeflagger
2020-08-09 20:28
im not mens(((
2020-08-09 20:29
no
2020-08-11 21:25
something and ill make a vocaroo of me saying it
2020-08-09 20:26
2020-08-09 20:28
okay say this: jermans cya in hell. sieg heil mozzerfukers
2020-08-09 20:29
2020-08-09 20:32
5/8
2020-08-09 20:56
AISDFYDSUFSIDFGRPFIODSFUS
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2020-08-09 20:30
good job
2020-08-09 20:31
#18
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Mongolia Kkura
Im retarded
2020-08-09 20:32
2020-08-09 20:32
#21
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Mongolia Kkura
Yeah i believe you
2020-08-09 20:33
xDDDD
2020-08-09 20:34
#22
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Poland Amirek
wyrewolwerowany rewolwerowiec wyre fuck it I can't even write it properly
2020-08-09 20:34
broooo i can bearly say grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz be easy on me :(
2020-08-09 20:34
#28
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Poland Amirek
stół z powyłamywanymi nogami go mens))
2020-08-09 20:37
voca.ro/cQft0AS9b8r excuse shit polska
2020-08-09 20:41
Say everything in this video youtu.be/kTYLvWO8F2U
2020-08-09 20:35
type it and ill try
2020-08-09 20:36
I can't type it
2020-08-09 21:38
then no vocaroo :(
2020-08-09 21:38
men))
2020-08-09 21:40
type i say
2020-08-09 21:40
2020-08-09 20:40
my man
2020-08-10 03:52
Oy mate, you got a license for that?
2020-08-09 20:38
2020-08-09 20:39
decent
2020-08-09 20:41
senks
2020-08-09 20:41
wow nice one dude
2020-08-10 01:12
senk u senk u mens))))
2020-08-10 01:22
2020-08-10 04:00
shit
2020-08-10 04:14
ty
2020-08-10 13:35
8/10
2020-08-10 10:33
say: niemcy to chuje
2020-08-09 20:44
2020-08-09 20:47
say the n word
2020-08-09 20:48
type it first)))
2020-08-09 20:48
say this : Black leather gloves, no sequins Buckles on the jacket, it's Alyx shit Nike crossbody, got a piece in it Got a dance, but it's really on some street shit I'ma show you how to get it It go, right foot up, left foot slide Left foot up, right foot slide
2020-08-09 20:50
2020-08-09 20:53
''It go, right foot up, left foot slide Left foot up, right foot slide'' you forgot about this part
2020-08-09 20:55
ye i just searched for song and sang the first verse
2020-08-09 20:55
do it now
2020-08-09 20:56
2020-08-09 20:56
how long have you lived in Ireland ?
2020-08-09 20:58
why ireland
2020-08-09 20:58
Dont pretend that you dont know what i am talking about
2020-08-09 21:00
ye but could easilly be uk too u never know
2020-08-09 21:02
Ok, now introduce yourself in english with a strong "oirish" accent
2020-08-09 21:05
give me fake name fake/real location and some random shit to say and ill do it
2020-08-09 21:05
Hi me name is Kowak and I are from Poland. Sorry for me bed England. I works in a shop, and i only earn a little money. So to afford an computer i had to selled me girlfriend. But I cant play LOL? Me heard that someone say something about internett, but what is internett? Ples help me poor human from poland. And no copy pasterino trollerino xDDDD This was the first copypasta i found
2020-08-09 21:09
2020-08-09 21:09
lmao
2020-08-09 21:11
ill do again cause your 3rd world spelling messed me up a few times
2020-08-09 21:12
wdym? its an old copypasta lul
2020-08-09 21:12
ok thought you wrote pretty boring pasta
2020-08-09 21:13
voca.ro/7jjycOcoJV1 this is good copy pasta
2020-08-09 21:17
now do this. its a copypasta as well So I'm at my house. I'm married, and with a 15 year old daughter. I love her, but it can be challenging at times. One day, while I'm at home, I get a call from her school, informing me that she hasn't been doing any of her homework. That set me off the edge. I ain't raising no slacker. I go to her room, and find her on the computer. I ask her about her homework, to which she replies "Fuck homework, I'll just marry a rich guy". If you thought I was already over the edge, this really did it. I became enraged with the fury of a thousand gods. "I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD, I CAN TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!", I shout with primal anger, to which she condescendingly responds with "Fuck off dad". That did it. I took off my pants, already rock hard. I pelvic thrust my war over to her. She tries to back off, but it's too late. My dick touches her, and she immediately begins to melt back into jizz, and gets absorbed into my testicles. At this point I notice my wife was watching the entire time. She sees my throbbing cock, and instantly wants to fuck. And so I did. I fucked her brains out, and filled her with the gargantuan load that was my daughter. Her stomach then swells to a frightening size, then immediately contracts as she pushes out a 15 year old son. And he does his fucking homework. Let that be a lesson to you kids
2020-08-09 21:29
wait
2020-08-09 21:30
I am still waiting u cunt
2020-08-10 01:22
say please and thank you and sorry and ill do it now and you have to do it in vocaroo :)
2020-08-10 01:23
2020-08-09 21:12
im not racist i just dont like jermans
2020-08-09 20:48
2020-08-09 20:50
acc content "replied to wrong person"
2020-08-09 20:53
I like dick
2020-08-09 20:59
like literally the only one i wont do ill say i love allah the one and true god and say im a fucking retard but not this you cant push me that far
2020-08-09 21:00
#59
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Mongolia Kkura
Lmao
2020-08-09 21:03
xD
2020-08-09 21:05
don't you like your dick?((
2020-08-09 21:24
i arent think that
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2020-08-09 21:04
#72
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Romania sky27
harambe did 9/11
2020-08-09 21:15
2020-08-09 21:20
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
2020-08-09 21:20
2020-08-09 21:21
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
2020-08-09 21:28
2020-08-09 21:46
You are a legend, ty.
2020-08-09 21:48
np bro thats what this thread is meant for
2020-08-09 21:51
1/8
2020-08-09 21:47
it was 8/8 one of the funnest to read
2020-08-10 03:17
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2020-08-09 21:30
2020-08-09 21:47
You now have demon inside you, the prophecy shall be furfilled.
2020-08-10 03:48
furfilled 10/10
2020-08-10 07:13
Eu gosto de rola no toba
2020-08-09 21:32
I like rolls on toba
2020-08-09 21:39
2020-08-09 21:58
#87
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Denmark SportMode
"Ok."
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2020-08-09 21:58
#90
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Brazil pooternd
" Dei o rego ontem " thank you so much!
2020-08-09 21:43
2020-08-09 21:49
This message is for Peete Makotoko: Stop jacking off to porn. It is bad for you. Don't worry about your future, my brotha, you will become very famous actor. And please start rapping again, my brutha. (for my friend, plz do it <3)
2020-08-09 21:43
2020-08-09 21:48
Dude you're the best man, thank you so much! <3
2020-08-09 21:49
no problem bro,
2020-08-09 21:52
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bad england. I selled my wife for internet connection to play "conter stirk" and i want to become goodest player like ninja I play with 400 ping on brazilian server and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story
2020-08-09 22:03
2020-08-09 22:03
sry man. i copied the wrong copy pasterino
2020-08-09 22:06
no problemo
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2020-08-09 22:05
Keegan I will fuck you Dont say this but: Make it extra polish sounding
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2020-08-10 01:17
perfect
2020-08-10 01:33
who is keegan
2020-08-10 01:34
my friend
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fair enough
2020-08-10 01:35
#113
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Russia Drapery
I sell my wife for caunter strik sorry for bad England
2020-08-10 01:06
2020-08-10 01:18
can you say "im french and I love baguettes" with a big french accent)
2020-08-10 01:15
dunno if i can do french accent
2020-08-10 01:18
do it without then((
2020-08-10 01:19
2020-08-10 01:19
n1 👌👍👍
2020-08-10 01:20
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#126
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Brazil cswar
Pilha deu o cu na botinha
2020-08-10 01:30
english please
2020-08-10 01:31
#132
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Brazil cswar
(Sorry ma frend 5min delay) Then say this: Pilha, i will fuck you all night long
2020-08-10 01:36
in what way like romantic or aggresive
2020-08-10 01:37
#134
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Brazil cswar
romantic, please
2020-08-10 01:42
2020-08-10 01:42
does pilha not mean battery in portuguese?
2020-08-10 01:46
#137
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Brazil cswar
Yes, it's my friend's nickname.
2020-08-10 02:20
#138
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India somecunt
Ankit bhosdike gand mara
2020-08-10 02:26
english on eglish site
2020-08-10 03:17
#210
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India somecunt
Would not be funny then,thank you.
2020-08-10 09:10
is it me or is olof a bit of a boring player like u see it at the end of the game "oh wow olof has 32 kills" but u can never remember them. can u remember a single olof kill ? but try guardian...u can see the flick i remember a guardian flick
2020-08-10 02:35
2020-08-10 02:54
Israel has the most moral military in the world
2020-08-10 02:49
already done
2020-08-10 02:48
I edit
2020-08-10 02:49
wont do cause its blatant lie and im not gonna put myself saying something i dont agree with on the internet
2020-08-10 02:51
2020-08-10 02:58
good man
2020-08-10 03:36
+1
2020-08-10 07:15
Expected Anti-Semitism xaxaxaxaxa
2020-08-10 03:40
i dont support israel army = anti jew jew logic
2020-08-10 07:16
how lol stop pulling the shitty anti semetic card he can have an opinion and how is it anti semetic if Israel is a secular state
2020-08-11 01:15
#147
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Myanmar tictactoe
2020-08-10 02:55
2020-08-10 02:56
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
2020-08-10 03:22
10/10 very good suggestion best one so far i hope your proud :)
2020-08-10 03:23
WELL SEND IT
2020-08-10 03:23
your so retarded you cant even tell the sarcasm
2020-08-10 03:24
vocaroo CigaretteS | Poland Nykeo0o0o0 type something and ill make a vocaroo of me saying it i fuckin typedsomething now say it
2020-08-10 03:25
ive turned down other suggestions in this thread already no way im gonna do yours that you put 1 second of thought into
2020-08-10 03:25
bro i put 4.7x the amount of thought you think i did
2020-08-10 03:30
so 4.7 seconds nice
2020-08-10 04:16
#159
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Other |v1bes|
harik nerd
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2020-08-10 04:16
#176
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Other |v1bes|
i fucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it fucking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life
2020-08-10 04:19
u want me to say this kinda boring
2020-08-10 04:20
2020-08-10 04:21
it was a sad day when you slipped out of the abortion bucket
2020-08-10 03:38
2020-08-10 04:14
ty :DDDDDD
2020-08-10 04:16
give more i will say anything aslong as its reasonable
2020-08-10 04:17
ok lol try: member gang leader is a fucking retard (i wanna piss off a guy in a discord server)
2020-08-10 04:18
2020-08-10 04:19
LMAO nice addition too
2020-08-10 04:20
lollllll ye felt like it was too short
2020-08-10 04:20
#163
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Mexico Jaksin
"Reddit is better than HLTV..... and traps aren't gay"
2020-08-10 03:41
2020-08-10 04:15
VIBES let's go play something....
2020-08-10 04:23
2020-08-10 04:24
lmao thank you
2020-08-10 04:29
#184
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Estonia Eduzera
Tekashi the 6ix9ine is better than mantuu
2020-08-10 04:31
nope not happening
2020-08-10 04:36
#218
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Estonia Eduzera
FAK
2020-08-10 21:10
Po twojej pysznej zupie Nie ruszam dupy z klopa Ta zupa było z mlekiem; Na mleko mam alergię
2020-08-10 04:32
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES I WILL SING THIS WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE
2020-08-10 04:36
2020-08-10 04:37
axaxaxa 8/8
2020-08-10 04:39
PINDAMONHANGABA
2020-08-10 04:34
english
2020-08-10 04:39
ok, then "this revolver worth 500 dolar" but, could u say "conto" instead of dolar?
2020-08-10 04:46
2020-08-10 04:46
KASJASKKAS NICE MAN
2020-08-10 08:40
#187
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Brazil TabzeN
Reply #181 FURIA | Faroe Islands hello_team VIBES let's go play something.... 2020-08-09 23:23
2020-08-10 04:35
?!!?!?!?!? actual content
2020-08-10 04:38
#194
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Brazil TabzeN
ok so say: Irish Wristwatch, Irish Wristwatch, Irish Wristwatch (3 times fast, no stop) KEK
2020-08-10 04:40
cannot say that ill try my best voca.ro/2E0PqAjXY4F
2020-08-10 04:41
#196
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Brazil TabzeN
omegalul now try: she sells seashells by the seashore (ez)
2020-08-10 04:43
2020-08-10 04:43
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick
2020-08-10 07:45
bump give me shit to say
2020-08-10 07:18
100T is the best team in the world and Jks is incredibly sexy
2020-08-10 07:55
Delusional
2020-08-11 11:12
2020-08-11 13:11
I like big frogs and i cannot lie
2020-08-10 08:10
?????? Wierdchamp
2020-08-11 11:14
weirdchamp
2020-08-11 11:44
#211
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Belgium lil_vodka
kurwa matka perdula
2020-08-10 09:22
PRO VALORANT PLAYER is the best csgo player from Moldova
2020-08-10 09:32
Ego boosting disqualified
2020-08-11 11:12
știu că știi că știu că știuca-i știucă, dar mai știu că știi că știu că știuca-i pește
2020-08-10 09:34
english
2020-08-11 13:09
harmeet singh sa di ya! se nan di ri!
2020-08-10 10:27
#216
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Armenia Yerevan
Manrashakaravazamanavcharakanoutioun
2020-08-10 13:16
Ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevue ugbemugbem osas
2020-08-10 21:18
Ok do it later
2020-08-11 11:13
2020-08-11 13:12
nt Ovuvuevuevue enyetuenwuevue ugbemugbem osas
2020-08-11 13:31
Say the n word
2020-08-11 01:18
You first
2020-08-11 11:12
I love potatos
2020-08-11 11:13
Boring
2020-08-11 11:14
my pp small
2020-08-11 13:15
disqualified
2020-08-11 13:15
men((
2020-08-11 13:33
nt better luck next time
2020-08-11 13:33
god fox top 1
2020-08-11 13:33
2020-08-11 13:34
reported
2020-08-11 13:34
nt d0g
2020-08-11 13:34
Martina, u are fat
2020-08-11 13:38
2020-08-11 13:39
TACO the real GOAT and top1
2020-08-11 13:40
2020-08-11 13:40
WhY MeNs(( taco bestest player to ever touch the game
2020-08-11 13:49
yes xDDD
2020-08-11 13:49
#248
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Romania csf
"Cry is free" is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most people doesn't know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consists of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free. Here I listed the price of 10 litre tears for the countries of the G8. I used the following formula (price is in US Dollar): (price 100 gram salt/100)x9 + (price 1 cubic litre water/100) = price 10 litre tears France: 0,20 $ Italy: 0,17 $ Germany: 0,19 $ United Kingdom: 0,22 $ USA: 0,18 $ Canada: 0,18 $ Japan: 0,18 $ Russia: 0,16 $ That means russia has the cheapest cry. (Hail Communism) Thank you for reading.
2020-08-11 13:45
#251
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Poland MAXINITY_
i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
2020-08-11 13:51
Jonathan E. is my waifu
2020-08-11 21:33
no
2020-08-11 21:34
xaxaxaxaxaxa pussy
2020-08-11 22:15
gay
2020-08-11 22:15
#264
B1T | 
Ukraine devitt
haha, nu sho, piimavs pivnyk yobanyi
2020-08-11 22:22
english
2020-08-12 05:59
#266
B1T | 
Ukraine devitt
#38 and #83 now stfu and say my shit!
2020-08-12 08:39
post vocaroo saying "i like small dick in my ass" and i do it
2020-08-12 09:26
#273
B1T | 
Ukraine devitt
no, your thread is scam, fuck u.
2020-08-12 09:35
remember you have to say please and thanks
2020-08-12 11:06
#279
B1T | 
Ukraine devitt
for what? You did nothing, you are just another scammer
2020-08-12 11:36
ok
2020-08-12 08:52
oh no my new rival >:)
2020-08-12 11:05
#268
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Sweden go0s3
say goose is gay lmao XD!
2020-08-12 09:06
Det er et velkjent faktum at lesere distraheres av lesbart innhold på en side når man ser på dens layout. Poenget med å bruke Lorem Ipsum er at det har en mer eller mindre normal fordeling av bokstaver i ord, i motsetning til 'Innhold her, innhold her', og gir inntrykk av å være lesbar tekst. Mange webside- og sideombrekkingsprogrammer bruker nå Lorem Ipsum som sin standard for provisorisk tekst, og et søk etter 'Lorem Ipsum' vil avdekke mang en uferdig webside. Ulike versjoner har sprunget frem i senere år, noen ved rene uhell og andre mer planlagte (med humor o.l.).
2020-08-12 09:25
english
2020-08-12 09:25
its means "hello" mens)
2020-08-12 09:26
Deutschland über alles
2020-08-12 11:09
english
2020-08-12 11:10
Germany over everything
2020-08-12 11:10
oh no
2020-08-12 11:37
“Men kotakbaspyn”
2020-08-12 11:39
#282
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Switzerland x676
Movistar Riders will win next Major
2020-08-12 11:41
#283
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Czech Republic VetriX_
please say "Řehořková"
2020-08-12 11:41
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