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MIBR EXCUSES
BaNaNaZz | 
African Union SPIN_DEFUSER 
FALLEN / MIBR EXCUSES LIST 1) CHAOS cheating (cs summit 6) twitter.com/FalleNCS/status/127519224411.. 2) PCs were "randomly alt tabbing" mobile.twitter.com/FalleNCS/status/96857.. 3) don't care about this event (ESL Pro League Season 11 North America - they said they would focus on flashpoint tier 4 event, which they lost as well) 4) MAD LIONS spin defusing (flashpoint 2020) one day before saying that, guess what: twitter.com/Flashpoint/status/1200485141.. 5) we didnt have advantage comming from upper bracket (blast spring 2020 and flashpoint) twitter.com/FalleNCS/status/127491559523.. 6) headset hurting ears twitter.com/fallencs/status/967010798802.. 7) we were prioritising WESG over ELEAGUE (out in groups in WESG, got destroyed by Russia and BIG and finished in last place with 0$) hltv.org/events/3112/wesg-2017-world-fin.. 8) two bo3 in 1 day against opponent with only 1 bo3 (ESL Pro League Season 9 Finals) twitter.com/TACOCS/status/95563141091580.. 9) 2 agressive players in the team twitter.com/coldzera/status/114642764660.. 10) not used to play nuke (when they tried to play it and got destroyed a dozen times in a row) 11) new player (after not winning anything with meyern) 12) DDOS attack twitter.com/fallencs/status/605538273205.. 13) language barrier (when playing with tarik and stewie2k after half a year) 14) jetlag (Asia Championships 2019) 15) saving strats for major (in the major they said that , they lost, also they became the first team to get 16x0'ed in a major) hltv.org/matches/2326417/astralis-vs-mib.. 16) we only wanted legends status (Eleague Major 2017) 17) blast stream has delay (after MIBR coach being caught stream-sniping in Blast Spring 2020) clips.twitch.tv/InquisitiveEnthusiasticW.. (u can see blast logo at 14sec) 18) enemy were using smoke radar BUG (after being destroyed by glaive) twitter.com/TACOCS/status/10951066499022.. 19) playing with coach (StarLadder Major Berlin 2019) 20) 2 matches in the same day (IEM chicago 2018) 21) crowd helping enemy (acuse others of doing what you are doing, right? - ELEAGUE 2018) youtube.com/watch?v=xkwQFu5Zf1A&feature=.. 22) felps is stand-in (when they brought back the guy who played 1 entire year with them) 23) we had 1 player that didnt know the basics of cs (after being 16x0'ed by renegades) hltv.org/matches/2304228/renegades-vs-sk.. twitter.com/portalmycnb/status/771199516.. 24) first event of the year (blast spring) 25) new coach (after bringing their old coach zews who played years with them) 26) tired (IEM chicago) 27) meta is different to the one we are used to play (when they couldnt abuse KRIEG any longer) 28) lost motivation 29) fer is playing with only 30% of hearing 30) our best map was removed from map pool 31) had the same situation in 2015 32) we dont have coach 33) we had higher ping than the enemy twitter.com/TACOCS/status/90122350731655.. 34) didnt practice due to holidays 35) taco got sick 36) hotel too loud 37) spike lags 38) too much stressful 39) not enough time time to create new strats 40) too much tournaments 41) we had bad PCs twitter.com/FalleNCS/status/103951508185.. 42) taco not allowed to use his hat twitter.com/TACOCS/status/80917113261623.. for the excuses 26,38,39,40,41 watch the video below youtube.com/watch?v=db5f6gF_yPk&feature=..
2020-08-25 15:00
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what now? polish tier 5 cheating?
2020-08-25 15:01
Ofc isnt it obvious ahahaha
2020-08-25 15:36
why didn't u put the latest excuse at 42) now u have to number all of them whenever a new one pops up x) ur doing god's work tho, love this thread
2020-08-25 16:24
+1 the truth will set them free
2020-08-25 18:13
HEY! Create another thread and make clear to nobody comments at #1 that you can use first comment just for updating.
2020-09-02 22:58
#2
ropz | 
Netherlands ONGix
Damn this is hard to watch
2020-08-25 15:01
Here they come about mibr vs forze I see they are suspicious of forze with cheats threads
2020-08-27 17:11
DISBAND PLEASE
2020-08-25 15:01
#166
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Serbia LtN))
+1
2020-08-26 10:59
+2
2020-09-03 00:41
XDDDDDDDDDDD
2020-08-25 15:01
LUL MIBR please disband
2020-08-25 15:03
#165
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Serbia LtN))
+1
2020-08-26 10:59
+1
2020-08-27 17:29
#6
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United States clockworkk
inb4 hades gets death threats
2020-08-25 15:02
lmao, prepare to get threads poland
2020-08-25 15:02
lmao
2020-08-25 15:02
#9
LaimB | 
Lithuania Martis
Let's see which one will be used this time
2020-08-25 15:02
XD
2020-08-25 15:02
#11
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Denmark ASTRALlS
you're the best hltv user right now.
2020-08-25 15:03
thanks man, glad u like my stuff
2020-08-25 15:04
#12
grux | 
Montenegro Kladiz
lmfaoooooooooooooooo
2020-08-25 15:03
#13
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Poland Hanse
What a thread! Bookmarked for later
2020-08-25 15:04
THE BEST THREAD
2020-08-25 15:05
ahahhaahhahahaha
2020-08-25 15:05
8/8
2020-08-25 15:05
It's a fair list lmao
2020-08-25 15:09
Indeed it is :-)
2020-08-25 15:14
#18
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Brazil 3nzow
disband
2020-08-25 15:06
Man excuse 4) really fucking gets me, jeez, MiBR what a fucking joke of a team
2020-08-25 15:06
lmfao
2020-08-25 15:06
great work men
2020-08-25 15:06
lol
2020-08-25 15:07
bro this is the best thread ever, fallen bitch ass crier
2020-08-25 15:08
fantastic post +1
2020-08-25 15:09
#28
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Poland Szuster
LOVE THIS
2020-08-25 15:10
Waiting for wisla excuse
2020-08-25 15:11
damn
2020-08-25 15:12
#31
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Romania Anonym20
this is gold, bookmark this one
2020-08-25 15:13
Damn, you surely made your homework.
2020-08-25 15:13
very nice list men! very informative. M16R KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
2020-08-25 15:14
#35
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Poland Perkoz19
what a legend, best threat i've ever read
2020-08-25 15:15
#44
ifan | 
Poland Aiko_
+1
2020-08-25 15:20
BRUH LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL
2020-08-25 15:15
The God Thread
2020-08-25 15:16
THIS THREAD SHOULD BE PINNED
2020-08-25 15:16
#68
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Germany RacerJonas
+1
2020-08-25 16:04
#39
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Brazil Pxdro777
we need a disband
2020-08-25 15:16
LMAO +999
2020-08-25 15:17
Dude, you need help
2020-08-25 15:18
He gets help already. Look at all the support here from hltv writing 'best thread' etc
2020-08-26 08:15
Many of the complains are true and valve/tournaments fixed it after, i bet many teams got beneficied from them complaining.
2020-08-25 15:18
kkkkk tell me then which of them are true and got fixed? If in ur Brain it are MANY of them ... smh
2020-08-25 16:11
#89
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Germany RacerJonas
lmao not even himself believe this bullshit. typical br delusional ofc nothing got fixed. and what mibr went tru was exactly the same other teams were going tru aswell. bad pcs, jetlag, rules. the difference is that other teams dont go to twitter to cry about it. they face it like a pro. everything that has changed, it changed due to time naturally. not because some girl was crying in twitter
2020-08-25 16:39
If you are not a blind hater and was watching when it happened, you know that many of these complains other pros complained too.
2020-08-26 07:00
Yeah bad PCs or mostel/hostel conditions in fucking ghetto of china. 1 of 50 complains from those which mibr did. Cry is free m16r
2020-08-26 08:20
#43
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France Rieppp
fantastic thread +99999 respect
2020-08-25 15:19
up.
2020-08-25 15:22
best +1
2020-08-25 15:23
#47
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Didn't you already make this thread?
2020-08-25 15:24
Nope he hasn't. This is one of those threads that is actually worthy of a 1000 comments
2020-08-25 15:26
#59
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
No I have seen this before by the same user because I remember replying in it claiming it provided useful knowledge about MIBR but it's a little unnecessary and disrespectful. Why the user chose to remake is unbeknownst to me.
2020-08-25 15:35
It's not disrespectful but it's extremely informative
2020-08-25 15:36
#64
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United Kingdom Jonty04l32
Click on the users profile and look at previous topics. All the user does is spread disdain towards MIBR, which despite being informative, which I didn't deny, is still disrespectful.
2020-08-25 15:42
It's ok to be disrespectful towards MiBR these days. It's a thread about a team which should have disbanded 2 years ago but keeps milking it to the end despite no results. And worse yet, keeps getting invites without merit as it pulls in the Brazilian viewers for one or two games before MiBR gets knocked out again.
2020-08-26 06:52
maybe in parallel universe? Mandela effect strikes again.
2020-08-26 08:22
#48
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Europe Krychaaaa
Made in Brazil, Disbanded in Europe.
2020-08-25 15:24
#130
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Denmark gh00st
LMAO
2020-08-26 04:37
#184
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Poland pimaZo
xDDDDDDD
2020-08-27 00:43
lol
2020-09-02 22:54
AXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXAXA +111111111
2020-08-25 15:25
#51
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Finland Cucumber))
My dad beats me My mom beats me My brother beats me My sister beats me, but at least I feel safe with MIBR because they can't beat anyone FeelsGoodMan
2020-08-25 15:27
sounds sad if true , but LMAO :-)
2020-08-25 16:13
#77
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Finland Cucumber))
just a copypasta
2020-08-25 16:14
ok mens, haven´t seen this before. Good One
2020-08-25 16:18
one of the best posts ever
2020-08-25 15:27
#53
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Germany DieS0nne
+1 and unexpected excessive amount of work for a hltv thread
2020-08-25 15:28
#54
OK | 
Peru TheJuan
amazing
2020-08-25 15:30
''HaDes tOo GoOd fOr tHAt tEaM''
2020-08-25 15:31
#56
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Italy davvasti
Great job bud
2020-08-25 15:32
Thanks Mr. e-sport historian.
2020-08-25 15:32
Good work hahahaha MIBR fucking silver noobs
2020-08-25 15:34
amazing post and funny as hell xD
2020-08-25 15:36
So much hard work involved. So much love.
2020-08-25 15:38
Did you fail high school or something
2020-08-25 18:16
Did you fail high school or something
2020-08-26 04:33
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
2020-08-25 15:44
EVEN POLISH CS TOO STRONK XD
2020-08-25 15:45
42 is the best one
2020-08-25 15:49
#72
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Sweden RaaCCooN
I like no.2
2020-08-25 16:09
#69
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United States Bunker_Boy
ahahahahaha
2020-08-25 16:04
KEKW
2020-08-25 16:05
#71
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Brazil lortBR
xD
2020-08-25 16:07
lmao
2020-08-25 16:12
top tier thread (unlike mibr aaxaxa)
2020-08-25 16:12
amazing thread, +1 street cred from here
2020-08-25 16:17
#80
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Poland pimaZo
MIBR is the worst team in the world
2020-08-25 16:18
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2020-08-25 16:19
Holy shit lmao
2020-08-25 16:23
What a useful thread!
2020-08-25 16:24
#85
TACO | 
Portugal skn_th
so dedication to do this, of course you love mibr
2020-08-25 16:28
#96
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Europe Vallon4
Mad EU brazillian.
2020-08-25 16:55
A true eSports historian right here :()
2020-08-25 16:28
long list
2020-08-25 16:28
#88
NAF | 
Netherlands Ramskis
OMEGALUL
2020-08-25 16:29
top tier thread pepe clap
2020-08-25 16:39
hahahah
2020-08-25 16:39
#92
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Turkey sonbafrali
My favorite excuse is number 42 xD
2020-08-25 16:42
+1111
2020-08-25 16:52
disband this team, sign furia ty mr mibr
2020-08-25 16:53
#95
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Europe Vallon4
Legend. So many mad brazillians in this thread, love it.
2020-08-25 16:54
Go get a job dude, wtf but yes, they usually give excuses to theirs failures
2020-08-25 16:59
Brazilian mibr fan reacts to mibr excuses: "gO geT a JoB dude!!!" Lmfao
2020-08-25 18:17
the only thing these dumb brazilians fans got left is trying to attack this masterpiece's creator or ask if you are mad. really pathetic
2020-08-25 21:45
the only thing these dumb brazilians fans got left is trying to attack this masterpiece's creator or ask if you are mad. really pathetic
2020-08-26 04:34
#154
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Europe Vallon4
Obviously mad brazillian.
2020-08-26 08:34
eh????
2020-08-26 15:28
#153
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Europe Vallon4
Mad br fanboy.
2020-08-26 08:28
Shitty excuses :DDDD
2020-08-26 08:52
top tier thread
2020-08-25 17:26
#99
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United States Frotha
Bump
2020-08-25 17:41
LuLp
2020-08-25 17:46
#101
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Finland MorstB
Hmm maybe play better next time????
2020-08-25 18:11
Great thread, Brazilians can you explain this?
2020-08-25 18:14
you should ask fallen
2020-08-25 18:17
you should ask fallen
2020-08-26 04:34
#107
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Brazil AleYYYY
Look like a fan of the history of MIBR players, I have to unfortunately agree with this list, the only items I disagree with is 5, because in most championships that have upper, the upper finalist has some advantage, but in these 2 tournaments there is no there was nothing, and 29, really fer has a severe deafness in his ear, if I'm not mistaken he even had surgery, that championship with complete Swag. Unfortunately, this team does not fit anymore, each one should follow its course, disband is necessary.
2020-08-25 18:19
#108
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Canada sodai
Lets hope all of the mibr guys fuck right off the csgo scene and let better players take their place
2020-08-25 18:22
They never take accountability for their own fuck ups haha It's always because of this or that or this or that or this or that xD
2020-08-25 18:26
this is what i needed in quarantine lmao +99999999
2020-08-25 18:42
this thread 10 of out of 10
2020-08-25 18:50
#112
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Chile gentleeH
LOLOLOLOL
2020-08-25 18:54
#113
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Nepal strninja
Nice Laugh thread bro,only thing is left DISBAND
2020-08-25 18:56
:Ddddddddddddddddd what a post u forgot about them crying that they were lagging against Furia in online Blast match during the quarantine, had a pause for an hour, ended up winning 2:0 in a random bracket because they pretty much destroyed all the momentum furia gained fairly by crying and constantly pausing the game and lost against EG in the finals
2020-08-25 19:13
The bad apple on MIBR basket is called Fernando Alvarenga, he's a stubborn and selfish player. I'm a MIBR fan, but i can't stand him in the team anymore. KNG and TRK deserves better teammates! Taco and Fallen have the experience the team needs. Fer is just a douchebag
2020-08-25 19:18
#116
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Finland )))
axxaxaax
2020-08-25 21:13
i think it's 36 today, unlucky :(
2020-08-26 01:44
"taco not allowed to use his hat" lmao
2020-08-26 02:25
Hahahaha I love it
2020-08-26 03:37
Give this man a medal for this thread
2020-08-26 03:52
obviously u put a lot of effort on this thread which deserves a medal or an award
2020-08-26 04:01
Really well done with thread spin defuser And lmao as well
2020-08-26 04:14
holy shit bro, that took you a good amount of time to make that list kkkkkkkk
2020-08-26 04:16
ikr he obsessed with this shit
2020-08-26 05:08
+1
2020-08-26 04:25
DISBAND PLEASE
2020-08-26 04:31
7/1
2020-08-26 04:48
#132
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Philippines batstew
washed up
2020-08-26 04:58
Oh my god, this thread is golden. I only read up to #7 and already laughing my butt off. The effort putting into looking these up is amazing. Kudos!
2020-08-26 05:12
hahahahahahahaha great thread
2020-08-26 05:12
#136
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Slovakia veeellys
Stick this thread to the top
2020-08-26 05:35
#137
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Sweden go0s3
8/8 amazing thread
2020-08-26 05:41
probably the greatest hltv thread ever if it gets deleted please repost it
2020-08-26 06:03
#146
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Finland )))
+1
2020-08-26 07:17
very nice reference thread for our Brazilian friends
2020-08-26 06:13
You are probably Brazillian hahahaha just correct some issues there that aren't on point
2020-08-26 06:36
/mibrdisband
2020-08-26 12:27
Tier S thread
2020-08-26 06:41
+1
2020-08-26 07:06
make this guy a mod
2020-08-26 07:15
#147
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Philippines kracxl
just gonna keep bumping this thread until they pin/stick it on the front page
2020-08-26 07:46
Lmao
2020-08-26 07:48
Damnnnn
2020-08-26 08:19
legendary
2020-08-26 08:40
Can someone give this man a cookie ?
2020-08-26 08:53
Crazy effort put into this thread. Shitposters take notes.
2020-08-26 09:00
Imagine being fallen
2020-08-26 09:01
#160
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Slovakia Kurki
+1
2020-08-26 09:11
#161
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Germany DAVMM
BUMP
2020-08-26 10:39
#162
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Bulgaria gosholin
oof
2020-08-26 10:45
#163
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Finland R3ALMM
All other excuses are true but the bloody spin defuse. Mibr didn't change dpi when defusing and Mad lions did. How hard is that to realize?
2020-08-26 10:57
IDK HAAHAHAH
2020-08-26 12:27
Also "because of jet lag, team is tired"
2020-08-26 10:58
dis thread is gold!
2020-08-26 11:02
Somebody PLEASE get this man an award! This is great. MY MIBR LAUGH THREAD WAS DELETED WATDAFUQ :( pls don't mind, i gotta get my laughter here : HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
2020-08-26 11:09
AHAHHAAH YEEE
2020-08-26 12:26
xDDD i love this list brooo!! <3 keep it up
2020-08-26 11:06
u made my day boy :D
2020-08-26 11:12
Really good thread. My respect for amount of work that is done.
2020-08-26 11:16
43) fnx fkced fer's gf
2020-08-26 11:53
Cool list :D
2020-08-26 12:08
Thanks for this thread
2020-08-26 12:26
One of the best threads created ever
2020-08-26 12:27
+1
2020-08-27 00:38
Uhhh that hurts mennss
2020-08-26 12:28
no pain no pain
2020-08-27 00:41
#185
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Poland pimaZo
4th best Polish team>>>>>>>2nd best BR team
2020-08-27 00:44
#186
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Netherlands Evaded
the brazilians are being very quiet lmao they know they have nothing to say
2020-08-27 00:50
+1 lmfaooooo
2020-08-27 04:08
Nice work 10/10 thread
2020-08-27 00:53
here we go again
2020-08-27 17:08
#191
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Poland morosek
Time to add some more
2020-08-27 17:10
Hades had shady plays Forze had amazing timings and they were way too agressive Pistols are way too powerful Guess what's will be the next excuse boys
2020-08-27 17:26
This thread is the most based thread in the history of HLTV.
2020-08-27 17:28
MIBR is a laughable meme team, how are they still a team, maybe ceo file bankruptcy
2020-08-27 17:32
this is pure gold
2020-08-28 10:16
I think mibr is pathetic
2020-08-28 12:59
#199
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France Fran6k1D
what a gem
2020-08-29 13:32
ROFL
2020-08-29 13:33
and in all of them mibr was right
2020-08-29 13:36
Blessed.
2020-09-02 10:35
+1
2020-09-02 10:39
"dead was in bathroom so we cant cheat"
2020-09-02 10:49
you can add kng is the new IGL we need time
2020-09-02 22:40
KNG IGL and Removing coach pls
2020-09-02 22:42
go get laid
2020-09-02 22:42
#210
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Russia alexgone
damn hahahaahhahhahh
2020-09-02 23:00
D I S B A N D
2020-09-03 00:28
good list, 8/8 enjoyed
2020-09-03 00:30
8/8 enjoyed
2020-09-03 00:45
Wow, you follow the mibr a lot, you're a big fan. lmao
2020-09-03 00:56
best thread ever
2020-09-03 00:58
fer is streaming right now and is making a lot of excuses for instance, he said that if the matches weren't online things would be very different... haha ok
2020-09-03 01:02
#219
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China vegt
34) didnt practice due to holidays
2020-09-03 01:25
PACT
2.28
AVEZ
1.60
GODSENT
2.05
North
1.77
Chiefs
2.56
AVANT
1.48
Bet value
Amount of money to be placed
Winning
Odds total ratio
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