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Im simping
Farlig | 
Netherlands Y0r1ck 
I just asked a girl for a date, after talkin to her for days I’m a certified simp rn May the simplord forgive me
2020-09-27 00:33
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#2
ropz | 
Netherlands ONGix
I forgive you ok
2020-09-27 00:34
Godzijdank
2020-09-27 00:34
#44
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Belgium lil_vodka
nog altijd simpende
2020-09-27 01:51
ze heeft inmiddels ja gezegd, dus wordt leuk)))))))))))
2020-09-27 13:50
#71
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Belgium lil_vodka
broek af tettn bloot hollandse hoereeen hup holland hup
2020-09-27 13:54
ok
2020-09-27 13:56
#73
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Belgium lil_vodka
much <3 to the noorderburen
2020-09-27 13:57
much love to belgie >3
2020-09-27 13:58
"we zijn zuidelijk" - Limburg
2020-09-27 14:01
god bless
2020-09-27 00:34
Amen
2020-09-27 00:35
what why
2020-09-27 00:36
Cuz she cute
2020-09-27 00:40
my hand cuter
2020-09-27 00:43
Interesting
2020-09-27 00:45
thats not what simping is bruh
2020-09-27 00:36
Ok jerman
2020-09-27 00:37
actually he is right. but i always like to see a friendly simp....so cheers for you :)
2020-09-27 13:58
im going to the movie with her saturday prob ez clapz
2020-09-27 13:59
#12
ropz | 
Netherlands ONGix
NT guys-simp spotted
2020-09-27 00:37
Yes
2020-09-27 00:40
#36
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Brazil ZerongBr
nt simp
2020-09-27 01:22
Good luck!
2020-09-27 00:36
Ty mens)
2020-09-27 00:37
Good luck. Hopefully she says yes.
2020-09-27 00:37
I’ll update
2020-09-27 00:37
#14
jks | 
Spain H0TDOGG
you ain't a simp until you pay for her private snap and shit, chill out brother have a good time 😎👍👍
2020-09-27 00:39
Epic
2020-09-27 00:40
Or you pay for her meal
2020-09-29 09:25
Its no simp september wait 4 more days
2020-09-27 00:39
I just couldnt wait sorry mens(((
2020-09-27 00:40
smh my head
2020-09-27 11:29
shake my head my head?? Potatomen
2020-09-29 09:06
Lol out loud
2020-09-29 09:25
yes
2020-09-29 17:16
I’ll update tmmrw, she prob sleepin
2020-09-27 00:42
sleep with her this ur chance bud
2020-09-28 03:05
Bump
2020-09-27 00:48
Sounds like you don't know what a simp is. When she says "no thanks" for the third time and you keep giving her gifts and compliments hoping she realizes that your pimples will eventually go away and you'll be a rich guy, the guy of her dreams, then you're a simp. Asking a girl out is normal behavior.
2020-09-27 00:50
Who asked?
2020-09-27 00:56
Well you didn't ask but you made a thread so I assume you were aware people would comment.
2020-09-27 00:57
Tbh idc what the official meaning of simp is, simps are people who are wanting to put grills over everythin
2020-09-27 00:59
you are wrong lol #24 is right
2020-09-27 01:02
“ Tbh idc what the official meaning of simp is” This is the way pretty many people use it so idc tbh
2020-09-27 01:02
And theyre retar** like you. The guys who tried to explain it to you just wasted their time with an obvious bait thread.
2020-09-27 13:19
I disagree. What I'd call a simp is a guy who keeps believing he has a chance although it's clear he doesn't but he can't let go. He keeps putting the girl on a pedestal and even when she rejects him he keeps coming back. Mate, go on that date. If it doesn't work out and you call her next week and the week after begging for one more date then you're a simp. But not before that.
2020-09-27 01:05
Aight cya next week then
2020-09-27 01:11
You got this bro. Next week you aren't a simp but a guy with a girl. Have a great date.
2020-09-27 01:17
I ain’t even know if she wanna date, she hasnt opened the snap yet
2020-09-27 01:18
Well you've taken the first step and asking and that makes you less of a simp and more of a straight-forward cool dude. Simps are generally considered low self-esteem, the types to never ask and just keep pumping praise onto a girl hoping she somehow takes the first step. So you're cool mate. What you did is what real men, not simps, do. Being honest and straightforward. Stop calling yourself a simp because you don't act like one. You act like a guy should and if you lay off that selfcriticism and selfdenigrating ideas you'll do fine and seem attractive. So don't call yourself a simp. You aren't.
2020-09-27 01:31
She said yes :)
2020-09-27 11:19
Congrats mate. Have a great date. Here's a piece of advice ripped straight from "something about Mary"; Make sure to "relieve" yourself in advance so your hormones aren't going too crazy and you end up sounding as dumb as I do when horny.
2020-09-28 00:15
You are completely right, people that thinks otherwise are just too young or inexperienced adults.
2020-09-28 00:09
simp is lowest life form, life is bad for simps at some point it may even look what you call fun but in the end its depressing
2020-09-27 00:51
idk mens, i’ll find out soon
2020-09-27 00:56
Forgive me father for I have simped
2020-09-27 01:39
what did she say
2020-09-27 01:41
#42
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Ukraine Dert38
she loves coldzera
2020-09-27 01:44
+1
2020-09-27 13:27
without kiddin She said it’d be rlly nice to go out with me, so we r going
2020-09-27 13:28
ill simp if it means i get to eat her ass
2020-09-27 01:44
#43
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Ukraine Dert38
are you zombie or what eating people eeww
2020-09-27 01:45
#45
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Belgium lil_vodka
i mean like i would eat a human finger for a thousand bucks
2020-09-27 01:52
Lmaooo are you fucking homeless??? 1000 aint shit A fucking human finger what is wrong with you
2020-09-27 13:21
+1
2020-09-27 13:31
#65
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Belgium lil_vodka
if its legal to do this sure why not meat is meat
2020-09-27 13:44
wtf
2020-09-27 13:44
#92
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Ukraine Dert38
lmao
2020-09-27 15:00
gado
2020-09-27 01:53
#47
arT | 
Brazil eumesmo
nice boy
2020-09-27 01:54
it's not new for me mr yorick
2020-09-27 02:02
Well it is
2020-09-27 11:18
no
2020-09-27 13:12
i ain't never told you
2020-09-27 13:39
im fl4xy dumb boi
2020-09-27 16:16
yes ikr but i never told u this mr fl0xy
2020-09-27 20:09
ur name is on disc and in cs has changed to spray, swedish flag, NiP and Nawwk fanboy. who could that be? ZiKe?
2020-09-27 20:09
yes
2020-09-27 20:17
Update: She said yes so se gud
2020-09-27 11:20
Nice men))
2020-09-27 11:26
LETS GO
2020-09-27 14:00
Thats not simping though,its trying to date like a normal human being. Simping is when you tryhard af even when she very clearly doesnt want anything from you and its hopeless
2020-09-27 11:23
are u ok bro ?
2020-09-28 22:30
wait so if you dont want to simp: u ask her out first, then only start talk to her?
2020-09-27 11:31
Asking a girl out ain't simping. Paying & refusing to put leash on your girl while dating is.
2020-09-27 13:58
dude wtf dating =/= simping
2020-09-27 14:07
thats not really simping.
2020-09-27 14:13
I dont think you know what simping means.... but okay sure whatever floats your boat mate
2020-09-27 14:21
you're not simping)))
2020-09-27 14:23
Is she peng tho
2020-09-27 14:23
I simp loli Shark 🗿
2020-09-27 14:24
#118
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Czech Republic manik999
I simp only for Shrek. Praying every day to him, wishing that one day he will fly into my window and tear my butt cheeks while I will be forced to sniff his onion odor. It will hurt so much, but I will do it for shrek as he will fill my butthole with his love. Shrek is love, Shrek is life
2020-09-28 11:26
asking girl out = simp classic
2020-09-27 14:24
#95
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Czech Republic manik999
Let her pay the whole dinner like a real man !
2020-09-27 16:40
expected from prokda
2020-09-28 03:08
#117
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Czech Republic manik999
Thats what you do here when you are broke all the time
2020-09-28 11:23
#100
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Ukraine W1ldHunt
Make sure you work her tonight, good luck and have my blessings!
2020-09-27 20:19
#101
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United Kingdom drackula
probably upto her guts in nuts right now
2020-09-27 20:22
#102
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Brazil Catatauu
theres a girl i simp since highschool, shes too beautiful, i cant help myself :(
2020-09-27 20:24
Well i tried, she litterly told she likes me, go for it dude
2020-09-28 00:00
Updatw 2: She prettt much, told me that she likes me, so we gud
2020-09-28 00:01
Ok
2020-09-28 00:02
hi there
2020-09-28 22:30
1° Asking a girl out in the circunstances you said is not simping at all. 2° Since she said yes and she likes you, it indicates that it will work well. Just don't screw up, have confidence and attitude, watch for her signs when you try to get closer and act accordingly. Enjoy the date.
2020-09-28 00:13
lol
2020-09-28 00:14
Name kinda checks out
2020-09-28 02:57
lol
2020-09-28 13:44
I’d simp for fallen
2020-09-28 00:15
Update 3: im watching a movie at her house's this week gg ez
2020-09-28 22:30
are u ok bro ?
2020-09-28 22:30
nah
2020-09-28 22:34
Update 4: She cancelled the plans Gg ffs
2020-09-29 09:02
-rep to her
2020-09-29 09:11
Pretty sad... What's the reason?
2020-09-29 09:26
Doc appointment,
2020-09-29 09:27
Wtf why make plans just to cancel them next day
2020-09-29 09:30
Idk
2020-09-29 09:54
Just re-schedule.
2020-09-29 09:38
She said we’ll do that later
2020-09-29 09:54
#127
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Korea XigNw0w
Simp harder.
2020-09-29 09:05
Why would you simp when there’s free porn available for literally DECADES. Also, actually having sex.
2020-09-29 09:40
its ok brother
2020-09-29 09:44
godspeed bro
2020-09-29 09:56
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