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10M in your pocket
Ukraine gachibass6969 
I give you 10M. What would you do with it?
2020-10-01 00:43
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Brazil TabzeN
so you'd pay scientists to transfer n0thing's DNA to another human to have your own n0thing? get the hell out of here you creepy
2020-10-01 02:45
funny a little
2020-10-01 03:04
Brazil TabzeN
ty i tried my best
2020-10-01 03:09
nt :D
2020-10-01 12:20
2020-10-01 22:25
damn that was bad
2020-10-02 19:52
+1 n0th1ng maybe buy the entire argentine
2020-10-01 14:39
You can buy all brunost in Norway
2020-10-01 15:31
that shit taste like crap
2020-10-01 22:25
never say this to Norwegians
2020-10-02 22:58
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i am | 
Europe Tier1
so inflation would slowly but surely eat up your money
2020-10-01 18:03
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South America ZyvvOo
omg imagine the size of the pocket
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2020-10-01 00:45
do debit cards exist in bulgaria yet?
2020-10-01 00:47
South America ZyvvOo
do not trust in online money
2020-10-01 00:47
you were the winner of the contest, but since you dont trust online money, i will reselect
2020-10-01 00:49
South America ZyvvOo
i trust only in quantstamp
2020-10-01 00:52
South America ZyvvOo
and venezuelan bolívar
2020-10-01 02:09
why did you smeni flaga mangal :D
2020-10-01 00:49
South America ZyvvOo
im not from bulgaria this man is crazy kkkkk
2020-10-01 00:50
lier thats my akt acc :D
2020-10-01 00:57
South America ZyvvOo
lier R4D1 is my akt acc
2020-10-01 02:07
lier alts are not allowed on HLTV
2020-10-01 03:15
well hes using an akt acc, not an alt
2020-10-01 05:20
oops my bad i meant to type akt
2020-10-01 13:04
2020-10-01 00:49
ahahhha i had the same thoughts
2020-10-01 12:25
its called a card. lmao. brainpower?
2020-10-01 22:26
South America ZyvvOo
10M in your pocket Ukraine gachibass6969 I give you 10M. What would you do with it? i didnt see any card
2020-10-01 23:51
lmao the money is on the card
2020-10-01 23:52
South America ZyvvOo
who said???
2020-10-01 23:58
how else could it all be in your pocket? use your head
2020-10-02 00:05
South America ZyvvOo
because of it i said to imagine the size of the pocket...
2020-10-02 06:49
No imagination will make it a reality
2020-10-03 05:40
big pocket
2020-10-04 04:41
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Gustav | 
Denmark günT
lock down a smoking hot blonde
2020-10-01 00:44
oddly specific. nice to see someone having his priorities straight
2020-10-01 03:13
bruh you can prob do that for $35 worth of chain and a $5 lock from the hardware store. so the question is what are ya gonna do with the remaining $9,999,960?
2020-10-01 04:51
lmao serial killer reported
2020-10-01 05:17
lock down as in tie her up in your basement?
2020-10-01 22:27
2020-10-01 00:46
simple straightforward and honest such people deserve more from life
2020-10-01 09:02
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World Beard43
2020-10-01 14:32
Fake news confirmed, reporters looking for specific answers.
2020-10-01 14:37
Bet all of it against liquid for ez money
2020-10-01 00:44
flair does not check out
2020-10-01 01:03
Sorry man they’ve just been so off recently :(
2020-10-01 02:55
dw, if i could i would buy elige out of liquid and ship him to an eu team so he can win a major
2020-10-01 04:48
i would never force elige to carry some eu bots, instead, id import an eu igl, and kick that son of a bitch bot2k
2020-10-01 05:20
+1 give Elige to mouz or navi who need a second entry
2020-10-01 06:18
Norway m16rlul
2020-10-01 08:26
Yeah electronic is the only player who doesnt lose a duel 6/10 times like flamie or perfecto And s1mple has to awp Boom is the igl and also really bad at fragging, so if they had someone like elige or magisk, it would help navi a lot.
2020-10-01 12:28
i mean everyone would like to see but good luck for anyone to try and convince him to play with s1mple again
2020-10-01 13:06
perk  | 
Finland eIe
And you gonna magically make EliGE learn Russian in a few days?
2020-10-01 14:39
Forgot about that man, yeah thats a big problem i was just thinking about individual skills and forgot about the comms
2020-10-02 09:37
Norway m16rlul
but electronic doesn't speak english at all either na'vi players polish their english skills or elige learns russian
2020-10-01 19:23
i feel you man :(
2020-10-02 07:08
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Brazil IsFree
Fix my pocket from the hole 10 kg of money will have made
2020-10-01 00:46
its called a card. brain freeze?
2020-10-01 22:27
its a joke holy fuck
2020-10-02 16:48
Nt burger
2020-10-03 05:37
2020-10-03 05:40
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2020-10-04 04:37
gonna buy G63 AMG 2020
2020-10-01 00:45
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Ukraine workspree
he is russian, it's okay to be stupid for him
2020-10-01 12:37
2020-10-01 15:35
nu ty eban togda, esli u tebyaa 10 lyamov zeleni i ty ne kupiw sebe ahuennuu brychku. idi kataisya nas voem reno logan suka ebannaya
2020-10-01 21:31
lol explain why stupid ?
2020-10-01 21:24
Bad investment
2020-10-01 23:07
so u think 100.000 out of 10m$ is investment ? lol it is joy fun and dream thats all. so don't talk shit if u don't know nothing difference between investment and ur dreams
2020-10-01 23:24
Gclass 2020 - 100k ok
2020-10-02 04:53
it is not about exact number ..u didn't get my point lol
2020-10-02 08:18
I got you, still it‘s senseless. I was the same as you dreaming about cars but once you have it you start thinking in an other way
2020-10-02 08:19
mb mb.. but anw g63 is amazing
2020-10-02 08:23
Thats what i am talking about. Amyways have a nice day
2020-10-02 08:26
u 2
2020-10-02 08:45
put it in the bank
2020-10-01 00:47
Israel The_Donald
bet all Team Spirit ESL Pro league champions
2020-10-01 00:48
u will become the richest man mens))
2020-10-01 00:52
buy out s1mple from navi
2020-10-01 00:49
and start a pog valorant team
2020-10-01 00:52
Ukraine volod1m1r
reported. don't take s1mple out of cs
2020-10-01 01:55
Lmao honestly id love to do that for shits an giggles, just take s1mple or zywoo to valorant randomly
2020-10-01 02:18
Buy a house. a decent one. and ofc buy a better house for my parents, and anything else they need.
2020-10-01 00:49
Sri Lanka nt_fallen
Good boii
2020-10-01 07:01
Some stocks, some real estate, bonds, finish my pilots licence, buy a small plane and an Audi RS6 avant (the aspirated v8)
2020-10-01 00:50
I read that as Some socks. Good decision
2020-10-01 00:51
Best reply so far
2020-10-01 00:52
Damn you a chad brudda
2020-10-01 02:34
I'm a loner who use my money for whores, books and cars, that's pretty much it. So not a chad
2020-10-01 02:43
i guess for hltv standards that's chad
2020-10-01 07:21
thats a dream life tbh depending on the hookers u get
2020-10-01 19:30
I get the skinny and clean ones, not those rhynos brazilians mostly enjoy.
2020-10-01 19:31
im friends with a guy that only gets instagram ones oferring them money. Probably the best way of doing it
2020-10-01 19:33
I like it less hypocrite, instagram want to be respected and be treated like they're some angels, whores are actual whores and know their place.
2020-10-01 19:37
RS6 good choice. Would definitely buy one aswell if I was rich.
2020-10-02 12:20
All in on Navi
2020-10-01 00:52
i will buy first wallet
2020-10-01 00:52
a lot of p250 sand dunes and ibuypower holos
2020-10-01 00:54
2020-10-01 22:34
Turkey yunus06
If the money will be credited to my account immediately, I'll take a taxi and go to the nightclub. then you'll probably find me dead from overdose cocaine in a 5-star hotel room. 10million $ = 77.193.000,00 amk
2020-10-01 00:55
do you buy breads with dolars? so stfu
2020-10-01 02:44
Move to 2nd world country like Serbia or Turkey and live like a king
2020-10-01 00:55
thailand you could literally be the king
2020-10-01 00:57
come to Brazil
2020-10-01 02:16
ide rather not be knifed thanks
2020-10-01 05:18
didnt ask
2020-10-02 20:46
reasonable lol
2020-10-01 09:14
focus on personal projects, start working for myself only, travel a lot, give a little to my close friends so they carry with me
2020-10-01 00:56
+1 for realistic response
2020-10-01 00:58
If you get 10M and you still think you need to work you might want to learn a little more about money.
2020-10-01 01:01
a man without work is a doomed man, empty mind is the devil workshop, I would work on my own projects
2020-10-01 01:17
There are other things to fill your mind other than work.
2020-10-01 01:42
United Kingdom alcazar4
i dont think you have to work and make money though, youve just got to have goals and achieve something.
2020-10-01 04:52
does work=activities to you or you mean work, work?
2020-10-01 01:57
I think he meant work for money, doing things to bring you money.
2020-10-01 01:59
Yes but he means like opening a business and working for himself not for other people, having his own workers if needed etc.
2020-10-01 02:20
But that's not knowing about money... Sadly they don't teach people at school that you need to work for money only until you have enough money to it itself brings more money.
2020-10-01 02:25
Nah just the opposite. Work on his own shit like hobby. If I had millions I would spend shit ton of my time in the garage just doing all kinds of projects.
2020-10-02 12:23
work on my projects, I am a programmer and I have some ideas of cool programs
2020-10-01 07:00
Portugal antCB
you clearly don't know how much money 10 million is. 90% of the people on this planet work all their fucking adult life and they will never even get close to that kind of money.
2020-10-01 12:30
Wtf are you talking about? That's exactly what i'm saying, jeez
2020-10-01 12:45
Portugal antCB
I completely misread what you wrote. don't hate, didn't sleep well enough.
2020-10-01 14:58
launder it then buy cocaine and have unsafe sex with hookers
2020-10-01 01:00
Pay off family mortgages, buy a plane ticket to somewhere and start a new life. Save a few hundred thousand and put the rest into mutual funds or treasury ETFs.
2020-10-01 01:02
What happened to always forcebuying?
2020-10-01 01:03
World is too T sided, my economy is in shambles even with loss bonus
2020-10-01 01:04
Use this flair mens
2020-10-01 02:39
hahaha had no idea this existed
2020-10-01 05:53
2020-10-01 06:23
would buy 5m worth of onlyfans and masturbate a lot with premium lubrication
2020-10-01 01:03
2020-10-01 01:05
10 M Dollars? 10 M EURO? 10 M yen? 10 M Riel?
2020-10-01 01:04
N1K3RR | 
Finland sAA_
2020-10-01 01:55
dominican one? xd edit colombian is even worse jesus christ
2020-10-01 02:00
2020-10-01 03:27
I prefer 10 M CHF
2020-10-01 04:49
buy elige out of liquid and get him onto an eu team
2020-10-01 01:05
United States thvAD
Not pay taxes
2020-10-01 01:11
+1 lmao, excelent one
2020-10-01 22:31
Quit school
2020-10-01 01:12
Make a 3rd decent NA team Vanity, Leaf, XEPPAA, Cooper, and Junior could probably be top 10 and maybe pull off some good tournament runs
2020-10-01 01:50
thats a good answer
2020-10-01 01:56
cooper, junior and vanity all 3 are awpers. whats the point in that?
2020-10-01 02:32
ya -1 to vanity. need a guy like moose to support
2020-10-01 02:53
vanity is chaos's igl.
2020-10-01 03:16
vanity IGL, Cooper secondary awp (versatile af), and junior main awp
2020-10-01 03:15
but cooper is a bad rifler and vanity aswell. unless both have awps they are useless
2020-10-01 15:28
wdym Cooper's a great rifler, and Vanity may not be the greatest rifler but he's the igl anyway
2020-10-02 22:27
Finland Autisthicc
buy a nice house in westend 👍
2020-10-01 01:53
buy an island or land in the mountains
2020-10-01 01:56
Fors | 
Brazil ricca
tour trough the former soviet union
2020-10-01 01:57
Brazil TabzeN
waste of money
2020-10-01 02:47
Fors | 
Brazil ricca
i arent think that
2020-10-01 03:20
didnt ask
2020-10-02 20:47
15 k usd would be more than enough xD
2020-10-01 09:23
XD +1
2020-10-01 15:07
Denmark nrth_LUL
I would bribe jonathan .E to ban you
2020-10-01 02:02
too late im banned until 2029 on my main account
2020-10-01 02:15
Just buy hlt itself, and then ban jonathan lul
2020-10-01 02:21
That would be bonkers
2020-10-02 12:25
Asia Blitzer
Live normally. The only difference would be, not having to worry about costs. I wouldn't blow it all on a massive house, instead, keep it for when I need it.
2020-10-01 02:31
United Kingdom alcazar4
no normal human would ever need 10 million dollars.
2020-10-01 04:53
that depends on what type of human we are talking about? the sad lonely beta pleb who thinks the world is out to get him and lives in his mommas basement? or the rich alpha chad who works hard and is super rich and enjoys the finer things in life.
2020-10-01 15:08
save it for later
2020-10-01 02:33
United States ProPizzza
buy some food like sandwich and stuff
2020-10-01 02:34
Actually had this idea today if I would earn 15M USD. I would reinvest 12.5M USD into a slowly but safe rising stock or whatever, perhaps I'd go through my bank and see what options there are, which leaves me with 2.5M USD to use in the near future. I would use around 0.5M USD to build my grandmother and grandfather a house that would work for them, my grandmother might be paralyzed from the waist down in the near future and they're currently living in a house that has stairs which won't be doable if she can't walk. Had the thought of buying my fathers neighbours house and completely destroying it and rebuild a house with an elevator (so they can easily get help if they need), two Saunas, electric and steam, both of my grandparents are Finnish and it's also great for muscles and nerves. Biggest reason is however that my grandmother suffers from a rare case of rheumatism which is untreatable and it really helps her sitting in a sauna. I don't know, I don't really care about myself that much, just want to give back to the people who raised me and gave me everything I have today :) I would help my friends with their problems but I never considered what I would buy for myself, I guess I'd start with building my dreamhouse but other than that I'm really not sure. tldr; reinvest, build a comfortable house for my grandparents, other than that I do not know.
2020-10-01 02:35
It's good that you want to help the people who raised you man. Good luck!
2020-10-01 15:45
That's easy: -Invest -Buy a house -stocks -video games and new equipment
2020-10-01 02:37
0iq, the IRS would be on your a** soooo quickly.
2020-10-01 02:40
do like trump and throw a few coins to the irs and enjoy the rest
2020-10-01 02:48
+1 IRS loves the rich
2020-10-01 23:23
I would buy Romania Ukraine and Bulgaria I'll turn everyone into my personal servants, I'd combine them and call it yodastan, I'd be crowned king Lukas Bohm Rosenbauer I
2020-10-01 02:43
buy valve edit:10M BTC btw lol
2020-10-01 02:48
Establish a true Sharia caliphate.
2020-10-01 02:45
Brazil TabzeN
give it all to thai and indonesian girls
2020-10-01 02:47
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Indonesia LosD
2020-10-02 12:39
you forgot "in exchange for sex"
2020-10-02 15:09
United States Swadplan
8M goes to stocks 2M goes to buying out ropz for OG
2020-10-01 02:48
Invest it all. Some into stocks, some into cryptocurrencies (Prolly ETH and XRP) and some into real estate.
2020-10-01 02:48
Dollars? Get myself a house, a villa to rent out in Bali, invest in stocks and gold, start a personal project, buy a pc, travel. Local Currency? Uh build a low end pc or a scooter I guess
2020-10-01 03:01
Germany NotJuan
bet all on mouz winning major
2020-10-01 03:03
+1 smart man
2020-10-01 18:15
Fly to conor mcgregor house and buy his wife for 3 days .
2020-10-01 03:13
dat whore? just pay a similar looking escort wtf
2020-10-01 13:36
ya something tells me u need only like 1.5m for this plan
2020-10-01 15:09
for 3 days? well. i book her for more than 2 weeks then.
2020-10-01 15:10
easy 5m salary from position trading
2020-10-01 03:18
or lose it all in a week
2020-10-01 15:10
risk management 😒
2020-10-01 15:21
my buddy was parroting the same risk management bs right before he jumped off a bridge rip
2020-10-01 15:23
good thing im not him
2020-10-01 15:25
2020-10-01 15:39
bet it all against MIBR
2020-10-01 03:22
United Kingdom alcazar4
2020-10-01 04:54
eh just some random low-tier cs team, i heard they lose a lot
2020-10-01 06:05
1.01 not that good odds.
2020-10-01 12:26
5M Stocks, half on developing countries, half on developed countries. 1M Empty land on a growing big city. 1 small flat in Firenze 1M 1 small flat in Bologna 1M 2 Remaining millions, i build a a couple things i want to on the deep south of Argentina for 1.5M. Remaining 500K , Nissan GT-R R35 Nismo, enjoy the rest with family, friends and myself.
2020-10-01 03:28
First person who said they would buy empty land. Sir, that is how I got rich in the first place; buying 10-15 year development land. Bought my first property on mortgage, now I have high 8figures.
2020-10-01 15:13
this plot you bought, was it in Ukraine or somewhere else?
2020-10-01 17:04
2020-10-02 00:23
the key is to buy a 10-25 year development plot with a house on it. Live in the house for the 20 years then sell it, and claim principle residency exemption on your tax return allowing you to shelter the capital gains from the tax man. rinse and repeat for life. the problem with this strategy in canada, is most development plots have shitty falling down old houses on them. so you need to sacrifice to live in the place when you could easily be living in a nice condo in the city. 10-20 years in a shitty house is longer than you think
2020-10-02 15:18
DD | 
United States breasts
case opening stream until it's all gone
2020-10-01 04:55
Brazil Vicmar
Create a csgo org and build my dream team
2020-10-01 05:05
buy a bucket of popeyes fried chicken dark meat with a large side of mashed potatoes and a large side of mac n cheese, then also a 12 pc of tenders. Use the rest to move out, pay off college, live off the rest of my life
2020-10-01 05:07
lmao priorities
2020-10-01 05:20
love that chicken from popeyes!
2020-10-01 06:11
donate 50% to covid donate 50% of remaining to save the children rest i will use to pay for my college fees and till i get a job
2020-10-01 05:20
Pay college with 0% left ?
2020-10-02 08:36
Learn to read
2020-10-02 09:02
thank you
2020-10-02 09:22
My bad lol didnt read the 2nd part
2020-10-02 10:50
np mens))
2020-10-02 12:13
buy kennys and make him my sex slave (no homo)
2020-10-01 05:23
Buy me a decent home, nothing spectacular but somewhere nice, around 400K A new car, again nothing spectacular , around 30K. I really like Hybrid cars from Toyota, maybe a full extra corolla. 20K to 40K will go to finish a college, something i always wanted but lacked money tp do so 15K to finish my home music production studio Then i would give over 2M to my relatives. Sister, cousins etc. 1M to my sister, the rest one million to various other relatives. i would have split 300K to any guy i personally know having in real life difficulties 100K each of my best friends ( 3 in total so 300K there ) 2 millions will get locked for when i get old 2 millions will go for investments and from those profits for sure i will help ALOT of kids/people since i dont care to have the elite life to show off or luxuries etc The rest 3 millions will go for my expenses
2020-10-01 05:27
Good thoughts sir
2020-10-01 06:03
20 to 40k $ for college, where are u from ?
2020-10-02 08:37
Why, you find this too low or too much for 3 years ?
2020-10-02 11:59
Too much, i mean it really depends but here in France, only a small part of Schools or Universtiies make you pay that much for 3y, i mean educational systems are really différent depending on each countries....
2020-10-02 13:23
Maybe its too much then, you are right. Lets say 15-20k then average i guess. I really wanted to go to college but never made it , circumstances and economy crisis and many more issues didnt let me. I think if i get a decent amount of money somehow , doesnt even have to be 10M it can be far less than that, its one of the first things ill do.
2020-10-02 15:17
Yeah, hope you can go to college Good luck
2020-10-02 15:44
thank you cheers
2020-10-02 17:01
skirt go spinny
2020-10-01 05:38
Namibia doggc
Tier 3 sub to pokimane. User other money to stalk her, like buy the house next to her.
2020-10-01 05:56
bunch of russian hookers and build a rig and a mansion
2020-10-01 06:01
buy burger
2020-10-01 06:03
hungry african flair checks out
2020-10-01 06:14
Denmark pdxm
That country is quite developed compared to other African countries...?
2020-10-01 08:15
invest in kfc :>
2020-10-01 14:44
donate to children in need
2020-10-01 06:09
build a really good pc buy a small but comfy home continue to masters degree save rest for investment/bank
2020-10-01 06:10
Buy myself a nice house, then buy properties and rent them so i don't have to work ever again
2020-10-01 06:19
Hire a financial expert and invest it all somewhere where he tells me it will make me profits in the future. Don't really need the money for anything at the moment. Another option is buying some expensive ass property to rent out
2020-10-01 07:03
"Retire" and buy a nice car and then simply live a modest life while not having to worry about money ever again. Edit: assuming it's in EUROS or US Dollars that is..
2020-10-01 07:06
Pay my parents debt and buying them a decent car Going to university and after investing in properties start ups stock idk smth
2020-10-01 07:08
Play $1k/$2k holdem poker with the straddle on at GGPoker.
2020-10-01 07:12
who is at your dream table in that game?
2020-10-01 15:16
buy real estate for 4M and rent it out, make bigger purchases for all in all 1M Keep the 5M and pay them out in 8k "salary" for 50 years Never have to work again, 8k guaranteed salary + renting out 4M worth of property
2020-10-01 07:14
buy and make it great again.
2020-10-01 07:33
+1 - remove admins - bring back freedom of speach and trolling
2020-10-01 09:04
this would be it, some ground rules we could have but more freedom and funny memes n' shit
2020-10-01 13:23
I'd climb all seven summits (the highest mountains of each of the seven continents). Then I'd visit all over the world. Nothing else.
2020-10-01 07:45
ropz | 
Netherlands ONGix
Buy Astralis, replace device with a random global player who will be called device and watch how all his fangirls still think hes top 3 at least
2020-10-01 07:52
2020-10-01 15:17
Buy a piece of land in Alaska or some remote country... build a nice cabin... put rest in mutual funds
2020-10-01 07:54
Finland polly147
Buy a nice house
2020-10-01 08:36
Put 2 million in bonds and/or high yield CDs Buy 1 million worth of land Take 2 million and split it up among family and friends Invest 2 million in stocks with a good advisor Invest about 1 million into one or more low overhead businesses Spend 1.5 million (200k on a nice car, 800k on nice house, blow the other 500k on whatever) Put leftover in a high yield savings account
2020-10-01 08:38
How do you manage all these things ? Wouldnt be too much ? I mean would have to pay someone to organise everything and shit, idk how you call it...
2020-10-02 08:39
1 night with ur mom
2020-10-01 08:48
zonic | 
Denmark MAMS
What will you do with the remaining 9,999,999.00?
2020-10-01 15:10
flush in toilet after vomiting
2020-10-01 17:16
Finland nexustron
I buy a house and a nice car. I probably invest the rest. I might also start throwing money at CS players to make a team Kappa
2020-10-01 09:04
What team would you make with 10m ?
2020-10-01 09:17
Finland nexustron
I would make a budget squad since I can't rely on getting sponsors or tournament winnings karrigan as igl sergej stavn flusha mantuu
2020-10-01 09:23
5 players from 5 different teams would be hard
2020-10-01 09:24
Finland nexustron
maybe, I tried to go for ones that don't have huge buyouts. I just think that this mix would work, they have vets (karrigan, flusha), youngsters (stavn, sergej) who would benefit from the vets experience. mantuu is a solid and playmaking awper
2020-10-01 09:26
Build animal shelter paradise Buy nice house and car and shit Invest
2020-10-01 09:06
I suppose you meant $. So I would invest 9m into some business, 1m to buy new car, new flat/house, update my wardrobe, and other spends.
2020-10-01 09:08
Retire. For those of you who think you can't live off 10m you are wrong. It's going to take me decades to make 10 million. Couple houses, couple cars, and then live comfortably.
2020-10-01 09:08
avarage middle or upper class person will never make 10 million neither 1 million in his life, so u can easily retire with it and still have a good time.
2020-10-01 12:29
Invest in our family business and become a monopolist in our region
2020-10-01 09:15
so it would be only one nasvai-market in the great republic of mordovia?
2020-10-01 17:19
Are you trying to insult me ? I mean what you want to say by this stupid irony ?
2020-10-01 17:23
2020-10-02 12:38
My family lives in Salekhard, Yamalo-Neneckiy Avtonomny Okrug. Yamal is the region with the highest rate of family welfare for 9 years now. That means your region suck our dicks, especially if you're from Moscow cuz Yamal basically feed your lazy asses And my parents own not nasvai market but furniture factory and big furniture shop so you better try to insult your classmates, shkolyar ebaniy
2020-10-02 16:46
im a student
2020-10-02 18:15
Togda bud' umnee I ne pizdi. Za4em napisal etot yazvitelni koment ? Ya zhe nikogo ne oskorblyal I ne trogal voobshe
2020-10-02 20:42
just kidding bro)))
2020-10-02 20:56
I asked are you trying to insult me ? You said "yes" dude, that's not how jokes works xD I don't see your face and I can't understand are you kidding or not I got my ass burning a little bit Ok, let's forget, peace
2020-10-02 21:00
i was just feeling edgy
2020-10-02 21:20
your family is in the furniture business? oof thats rough
2020-10-02 18:21
Whats rough in it ?
2020-10-02 20:39
buy 3 supercars then go all in on navi losing with the rest
2020-10-01 09:18
Canada cLutcheR7
10 Milllion what USD?
2020-10-01 09:18
Stop continuing university. give 50% to my family.
2020-10-01 09:34
I give it all to gachibass6969
2020-10-01 09:47
Spend 6.5 million on rental properties Spend 2.5 million on low yield stocks Keep a million for liquidity purposes and to help family out The rental properties should each yield roughly 10% ROI yearly The stocks would roughly yield 5% Ultimately that would be a very high figures in income over a year - close to 1mil per year with very little involvement Then I'd do things I enjoy - eating out, playing big poker tournaments(high roller events - smaller fields but tougher competition) and attending things I enjoy with a bit more luxury like sports events Maybe create an eSports team if I could find an investor - would probably be for CSGO first but later to DOTA, LOL and Valorant Spend some money on developing knowledge in areas I enjoyn- psychology and other life skills like becoming a film director(lots to mention)
2020-10-01 10:11
2020-10-01 12:21
Senegal m0rkTFH
I'll buy a small house with a HUGE yard and start farming it and breeding reptiles.
2020-10-01 12:24
2020-10-01 12:26
probably end up dead 1 week later cuz of the charlie sheen lifestyle.
2020-10-01 12:27
+1 finally an honest answer
2020-10-01 15:19
Well 10 mill aint that much, so I would just save it .....
2020-10-01 12:27
not that much? ok mr billionare
2020-10-01 14:36
Poland FitPolak
Buy flats and rent them B)
2020-10-01 12:28
Poland Recruitn1
Hokers and cocaine srsly wouldnt go mad with this buy house and car Just save rest
2020-10-01 12:29
buy golden wheelchair and bestest suit -> ask people for chaaange in the street
2020-10-01 12:34
flag checks out lmao
2020-10-01 15:20
seems you have no humor sense buddy also dont stop watch your shitty tv propaganda xd
2020-10-01 15:43
nice englando
2020-10-01 16:26
Ukraine workspree
30% shares; 20% real estate; 30% business; 10% metals; 10% non-state pension fund;
2020-10-01 12:43
buy a flat for myself give money to my parents so they pay off their debts buy a car (nothing too fancy) invest and idk what more
2020-10-01 12:51
go sell my body))
2020-10-01 12:55
Lots of strippers
2020-10-01 12:55
So many
2020-10-01 13:01
I give it back to you
2020-10-01 13:00
pay juliano 5M to lick her feets
2020-10-01 13:01
Buy a big house and then give my family som monies
2020-10-01 13:07
Live my dream life and travel the world.
2020-10-01 13:08
hookers and cocaine
2020-10-01 13:24
Buy a house for me and my family in some poor country but not too poor like Greece or Italy for example and find a work that I love. Save the rest, I won’t buy anything expensive, I will live a pretty normal lifestyle.
2020-10-01 13:26
Save 4M in my bank account, invest 3M in some company of my own, maybe buy a McDonals as franchise or some other business, and with the rest 3M spend it in 2 houses and 1 car probably, move back to Spain cos better weather than here (even tho I like Sweden but Spain is better if u alraedy have a lot of money) and give money to my family to help them (actually they don't need it but some expensive gifts and travells would be nice) and buy something cool to my little cousin
2020-10-01 13:27
saving money in bank makes no sense
2020-10-01 14:42
financially speaking, no, it doesn't since money loses value over time, but my aim in life is not to make as much money as possible or have an enormous business, as long as I know how to manage my money I dont wanna be extremely rich neither, so saving for my everyday life is ok and then some business as I mentioned to keep that money running.
2020-10-01 15:04
ok fair enough
2020-10-01 15:28
10% donations (hospitals, churches, childcare foundations) 10% stock options 10% pension 10% gift to family/parents/close ones 10% personal purchases.. house furniture, TV, PC, a BMW M2 blue etc. 50% business investment..probably crops/farm or horeca
2020-10-01 13:30
99% donate to streamers
2020-10-01 14:43
lol even if i had 10mil i wouldnt donate to streamers
2020-10-01 14:51
invest 8 millions . 1 million for a home and 1 more for a cool car + other daily stuff
2020-10-01 13:30
+1 smart Korean axaxaxax
2020-10-01 14:29
9 M worth Nutella & 1 M worth of bread
2020-10-01 14:28
Leave my job
2020-10-01 14:39
i would build a colossus
2020-10-01 14:41
invest in another apartment or a house, ez money
2020-10-01 14:42
bla bla bla bla investment haha smart bla bla quit job bla bla bla bla car bla house bla travel bla -average pseudo-smart hltv user
2020-10-01 14:46
I would buy shitty crypto tokens and cs skins and lose at least 80% of it.
2020-10-01 14:48
buy a t1 csgo team and coach them to t3
2020-10-01 14:55
I would buy Bitcoin
2020-10-01 14:56
cocaine and bunch of hookers
2020-10-01 15:00
buy my dream car buy house in canada get best gameing gears play 8h per day workout with best coachs ask girl i like to come with me
2020-10-01 15:02
create a community revolving around agriculture, aiming at producing 90% of our food and producing and feed everyone a hundred kilometers around. Also providing new and completely ecological houses to every families.
2020-10-01 15:03
Buy bodyy and hadji from ldlc Lucky and Maka from heretics also kioshima as coach Sign JeyN Ez top 5 team
2020-10-01 15:03
donate 7m and live with 3m
2020-10-01 15:06
2020-10-01 18:00
2020-10-01 22:24
who are you gonna donate to?
2020-10-01 22:44
family, best friend and to a charity if there is something left
2020-10-01 22:45
2020-10-01 22:50
tf is wrong with u idiot explain at least
2020-10-01 22:51
I understand giving back to your parents but you are gonna have to deal with a lot of begging from random and distant family members that forgot your birthday just the year before. Best friend, okay I guess. Usually friendships change a lot after school - most dissipate. Also my question was which charity
2020-10-01 23:03
so if ure so understanding why did u act so dumb bcs I'm not egoistic? obv I know that but that's why I choose the people, random ppl can piss off, he's my best friend since 15 years and the last time we went to school together was 5 years ago so I don't think we will split someday. idk what charity tbh bcs I won't have 10m most likely
2020-10-02 11:18
personally I wouldnt give fuck all to anyone in my family except maybe my parents, and if the money wasnt self-earned like in this case, I'd probably make them believe it came from an anonymous benefittor. theyd get like 1m. Id use the remaining 9m on myself, as you ought to. also, the point is not who you choose, the point is, word will go around you are giving away money and this will lead to a barrage of beggors arriving at your doorstep from family, friends, people in the community and everyone you know and once knew. do you really want that kinda shit? discretion is advised. charities. many popular charities are doing more harm than good or worse, are scams. and I'd rather not give my comparatively small fortune away to charities with social inequality being this rampant, especially not as social tension is expected to increase dramatically over the next 30 years due to climate change induced stress factors. Chances are it's not gonna make a change whatsoever on the scale of things. I'd put local things like the dog shelter in your city or volunteering psychologists or whatever as the exception. But overall, charities are a no-go. They are ran like businesses nowadays and it's fucking awful. They are also used as a tool for ultra wealthy and corporations to appear socially involved and caring, which they are absolutely fucking not. Large amounts of money bring out the worst in people, so chances are your million dollar donations would go to waste, into the pockets of a scam artist (because either the charity itself is ran by one or because the cahrity itself got defrauded), go into the pockets of a greedy charity CEO (yes, many charity CEOs take salaries 120k upwards), fund terrorism or cement social inequality like in africa, where global charity actually prevents the local economy from ever prospering.
2020-10-02 13:27
also check this report from 2015 about charity spending I spontaneously found "292 charities - with a combined income of £2.4bn - spent less than 10 per cent of its income on charitable spending. "
2020-10-02 13:37
open csgo cases B)
2020-10-01 15:07
would die in max 2 years alcohol, aids, drugs, etc
2020-10-01 15:12
9 million invested 1 million for me and my family
2020-10-01 15:17
Why would I want 10 million of potatoes?
2020-10-01 15:29
Become full time Sugar daddy
2020-10-01 15:31
first thing to do after recieving 10m: sign up on
2020-10-02 13:28
Buy some apartment complexes, rent them out, buy shit for myself and chill for the rest of my life
2020-10-01 15:32
cocaine and hookers
2020-10-01 15:33
2020-10-01 15:33
10 hriven for ice-cream
2020-10-01 15:34
Buy all the CS knifes available
2020-10-01 15:34
Wake up
2020-10-01 15:37
Finland 0lter
give it to alinity
2020-10-01 15:48
Serbia TheSerb
Id make a gym chain in my city and make it the best in serbia id invest 3-5 mil in to that i would leave 1 mil for the 1st year if i go into -. For the rest i would mby open 1 or 2 internet caffes and chill with 1 mil buy me a porch apartment with a pool.
2020-10-01 15:49
+1 gyms are a surprisingly profitable model. no staff needed either if u give clients fobs
2020-10-01 16:27
Serbia TheSerb
True true
2020-10-01 16:44
yeah uh.. its not that simple. it highly depends on location.
2020-10-02 13:33
buy new pc, move out of this house. i'd save most so i can live without being a wage slave
2020-10-01 15:50
3 apartments Stockholm Where my parentes want one And somewhere warm Perhaps buy some land in Africa //invest on site Some in bitcoin Much in; Betsson Kambi Evolution Etc Rest idk yet.
2020-10-01 16:49
All in on EndPoint to win Major
2020-10-01 16:50
get a nice apartment and save
2020-10-01 16:52
I would invest it in my startup
2020-10-01 17:02
Just live a normal life and not tell anyone im a multimillionaire.
2020-10-01 17:18
go to bed and sleep
2020-10-01 17:18
Buy a lot of telescopes.
2020-10-01 17:20
sub to ur mom's only fans
2020-10-01 17:24
what will you do with the remaining 9.999.999 dollars?
2020-10-01 18:01
sub to ur mom's only fans
2020-10-01 19:26
what will you do with the remaining 9.999.998 dollars?
2020-10-02 15:10
2020-10-01 19:24
change on "In your project" more int
2020-10-01 19:25
bet on navi
2020-10-01 19:26
i would buy houses and i would rent them,so i would have money enough for my entire life
2020-10-01 19:26
not the best of investments, but at least is something
2020-10-01 19:31
buy a lambo, fill it with hookers and then smashing at a wall at 300km/h
2020-10-01 19:31
I would pay all my taxes for the government
2020-10-01 19:31
give it back cuz ukraina poor )))
2020-10-01 19:33
Buy 911 Turbo S, Buy Taycan Turbo S, buy good house
2020-10-01 19:38
Start my own business and keep growing.
2020-10-01 21:16
Bet on liquid
2020-10-01 22:25
well i would move to the US get a place not far from where my Uncle lives get a decent car nothing too fancy learn how to drive do a lot of travel and attend sporting matches the house will be nothing too fancy see the trick is to get a normal looking house and decorate the shit out of the inside
2020-10-01 22:27
a bunch of hookers and cocaine
2020-10-01 22:29
I pulled an all-nighter for this lmao. Funny answer: A: Pay back some debt first Q: What about the rest? A: Slowly pay back in the future Serious answer: Buy 2 homes in promising markets = 3 million. Invest 4 million elsewhere. Buy either a Richard Mille RM-50 McLaren edition, or a porshe 918. Put the rest into my bank. Or Do what I said above but halved. Transfer 5 million to my dad's company as side cash. Less serious answer: Blow it all on clubbing in around a month. 100k per night and then buy cars, homes and stuff.
2020-10-01 22:37
caviar, hookers and cocaine (not in that order)
2020-10-01 22:37
invest and from profit i fix my life
2020-10-01 22:38
no way u can fit this much in your pocket
2020-10-01 22:40
good point tho :D
2020-10-02 00:25
imagine owning a debit card
2020-10-02 00:29
imagine it and tell me how it feels bro
2020-10-02 00:30
Poland Recruitn1
Buy Astralis ez profit
2020-10-01 22:41
not at the moment, bro.
2020-10-02 00:25
idk but i would at least donate part of the money to all the twitch streamers i've been leeching on for many years without donating, pokimane, jinny, itssky and maya, probably some more also maybe buy ps5 and a new oven to my kitchen
2020-10-01 22:42
20% dogs/cats charity 20% child charity 10% families members 15% travel 10% for house And the test of money for invest
2020-10-01 23:14
Set up a business, buy a house, buy a car and marry the girl i love. Basics i think...
2020-10-02 00:24
2020-10-02 00:29
Is this 10M pesos? Because if that's the case, I'd probably spend it on a burrito.
2020-10-02 00:31
Is that 10M in your pocket, or are you just happy to see mee?
2020-10-02 00:38
all for my mom
2020-10-02 04:55
buy 10M of bitcoin and wait
2020-10-02 06:58
Donate all of them to s1mple and NaVi
2020-10-02 08:32
2020-10-02 14:09
Georgia Megobari
Give to my family and for charity
2020-10-02 08:32
go live to another country with my family, prob canada or a good eu country.
2020-10-02 08:55
2020-10-02 09:42
buy a cs team and force my way onto the roster
2020-10-02 10:55
United Kingdom KieranFR
then you can make more money, just look at your name. Smart.
2020-10-02 13:37
buy a low tier team and put the rest of the money on the other team :D
2020-10-02 14:04
2020-10-02 15:12
Sell my $10 mil for $20mil. Gg
2020-10-02 12:22
Germany MTD3
Biuy Out parents House. Some Appartements in munich. Buy land in cuba Start my pc building company
2020-10-02 12:34
it won't fit in my pocket
2020-10-02 12:34
Have you heard of the 10k Singaporean Dollar bill?
2020-10-02 12:44
nope and im glad i haven't
2020-10-02 15:06
I'd buy like 20 houses ~ 250k each rent them out for ~1000 a month each The other 5m I would take 1m and just have it in checking account to buy anything I'd like and the other 4m would probably be invested in something too.
2020-10-02 15:22
Argentina Konigmdq
all in on navi vs heroic
2020-10-02 16:48
1M buy house car pc yknow use it pretty much right away 6M invest. Guarantee stable yearly income with dividends 3M Put in bank and use it whenever need to
2020-10-02 16:53
Kazakhstan RiNat1337
I would pick 1 whore and fuck her all night. And on the second day I would have removed 2 whores. On the third day, 3 whores. And on the fourth day I would have removed 4 whores and called a friend to each fuck up to 2 whores)) I would just fuck girls every day, play CS on an expensive PC. Ofc i buy nice car if i have 10m bucks.
2020-10-02 16:54
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Estonia qoznyyy
16 yo virgin spotted
2020-10-02 16:57
Namibia doggc
at least he does not use the money on a golddigger. I respect men using sex trade instead of being emotional, dating, courting etc. when in the end all you want is sex.
2020-10-02 17:06
Kazakhstan RiNat1337
not virgin and not 16yo. I just haven't had sex for a long time
2020-10-02 19:49
turn it into $100 million then $1 billion then $10 billion until i have all the money in the world hahahahaha get rekt scrubs l8r nerds 💪😎👍😂🤣👌😁😜
2020-10-02 16:54
I'll burn it all in front of poor people. it's not about the money, it's about the message
2020-10-02 17:15
NOW is the perfect time to bet on BIG. perfect odds. 2nd map wil lbe free 3rd will be 50/50
2020-10-02 18:32
buy car(not some expensive one probably within like 5thousand euro), pc, some normal living either appartment or small house, and the rest would be used for normal living.
2020-10-02 20:47
i'd just hold it in by bank account and only buy food with it and other things i need to be alive. then i would tell people i have 10 million like a boss
2020-10-02 20:48
bet it all on csgo
2020-10-02 23:00
Invest 5m, keep 5m
2020-10-02 23:34
Sell it
2020-10-03 05:43
currency trade interesting
2020-10-21 01:46
Brazil Iguiin_
time to buy the mibr tag from immortals :)
2020-10-21 01:48
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