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FalleN | 
Brazil EMAIBIAR4EVER 
if you could be the president of a country, what country would it be and what would you do at first?
2020-10-01 18:47
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Russia and fix this broken state,turning it into normal state
2020-10-01 18:50
wtf putin is badass
2020-10-01 20:36
what would you do with putin? jail or execute?
2020-10-01 21:44
Poison in tea
2020-10-02 11:14
To death?
2020-10-03 05:38
no to diarreah XD
2020-10-03 05:42
Jail
2020-10-02 12:42
You will be get hitted by Putin's friends
2020-10-02 11:33
The US, Getting succ'd in the oval office.
2020-10-01 18:51
^^ this guys got it figured out
2020-10-01 19:36
Oof. Best plan so far.
2020-10-02 12:50
Thanks, you can join. I need a VP, or a white house intern?
2020-10-02 12:52
#7
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Russia Drapery
Israel Just chill
2020-10-01 18:51
Israel Remove the political power of religious extremists, 100% secular society
2020-10-01 20:35
USA and start working towards uniting the people instead of dividing them even more by constantly trashing the other side/party.
2020-10-01 18:52
Nice
2020-10-01 20:36
Don’t worry racism only comes around during election times. It will end soon and in another 4 years it will be all we hear about again from the MSM.
2020-10-02 12:53
#9
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Poland Qzn25107
legalise weed
2020-10-01 18:52
how much would you price 1g?
2020-10-01 21:48
#98
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Poland Qzn25107
10e is fair :) I live in Ireland.
2020-10-01 23:31
10e for a gram? they are giving you grass my friend
2020-10-02 16:34
#155
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Poland Qzn25107
you didn't understand me.. I was talking about if it was legal and sold in coffeeshops bro :) normally I get 10 for 130
2020-10-02 18:06
USA. i dont even know what to do 1st . probably go to texas eat some ribs and go to jre podcast chill and smoke some weed.
2020-10-01 18:53
#12
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Sweden flippig
lol
2020-10-01 18:55
LMAO.
2020-10-02 12:54
India, nuke the whole country
2020-10-01 18:53
why?
2020-10-01 21:48
xd
2020-10-01 23:38
USA make america communist
2020-10-01 18:57
everything checks out
2020-10-02 11:53
Germany. I would kick every immigrant that don't work or don't study.
2020-10-01 19:00
What about BIG_FAN hes cool to stay? He don't work or study
2020-10-01 19:02
what ?
2020-10-01 19:03
He works as a Big supporter
2020-10-01 20:13
Since when it’s become a job?
2020-10-02 13:15
It's voluntary and unsalaried
2020-10-02 13:17
then BIG_FAN got no home :( let him live on wealthare
2020-10-01 21:49
#20
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Netherlands Im_gaaayyy
Netherlands, leave the eu. Privatize everything except for judicial system, cops, infrastructure, etc. Lower incone taxes to 5% abolish wealth tax, corporate tax, vat, inheritance tax, etc. Get co2 tax. And make the country an economic freedom zone. Also welcome highly skilled foreign workers and deport immigrants with felonies. Minimum wage will be gone as well
2020-10-01 19:04
WTF??? First Dutch Libertarian i've ever seen on HLTV. Are you fakeflagging??? Italian immigrant in Nederland??? are your parents from Brasil-U.S-UK-Argentina???????
2020-10-01 19:06
#26
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Netherlands Im_gaaayyy
No im dutch af, parents from both sides are dutch. My dad is a tax lawyer helping people/companies avoid paying taxes. I learned it from him. Thinking about moving to switzerland, australia or the US later
2020-10-01 19:08
+100000
2020-10-01 19:36
+100000 based only free market west european
2020-10-01 19:39
+1000 pls annex brasil
2020-10-01 21:35
#80
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Netherlands Im_gaaayyy
We'll get free trade with u guys and brain drain all skilled people
2020-10-01 21:41
Waht would you do with all the cheese?
2020-10-02 13:26
#153
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Hong Kong shmilx
Sounds pretty good, I'd vote for you
2020-10-02 17:06
how much time u have?
2020-10-01 19:05
#27
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Netherlands Im_gaaayyy
Tell it all!!!
2020-10-01 19:09
Why are you gae?
2020-10-02 11:17
Make weed legal Make cocaine legal Make LSD legal Kill all corrupt politicians and their kids. I WOULDNT SPARE ANYONE Make me the Grand tsar kaiser president of brasil
2020-10-01 19:07
Nigeria and build a superpower by 2040 . Only 3 lane highways , 100 floors skyscrapers and 7 stars resorts
2020-10-01 19:08
Can we make this happen please
2020-10-01 20:37
usa and nuke usa
2020-10-01 19:11
abolish the government and start over
2020-10-01 19:11
but usa best country
2020-10-01 19:13
#33
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Netherlands Im_gaaayyy
Except for government
2020-10-01 19:16
still miles better than any south americas
2020-10-01 19:18
#35
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Netherlands Im_gaaayyy
Chile has economic freedom though. Too bad theyre too stupid to realise theyre the richest in SA because of that
2020-10-01 19:19
There's a couple caveats with Chile, their taxes are slightly higher than Scandinavia, but their tax code is almost as simple as Japan's (Ranked 40th in the world, pretty great for S.A standars, better than France and Italia). But their juridical system has been pretty much entirely infiltrated by leftist psychopaths who are anti-private property, small business owners are obliged to let criminals do whatever they want to them in the event of a robbery. You will go to jail no matter what if you kill a rober, home invader, rapist about to rape a girl, etc. Chile is about to explode because Chileans don't really want economic freedom and individualism, remember, they're communists, they were the first peoples to democratically elect a communist for presidency (Salvador Allende) , this economic system was imposed by Pinochet, they don't care about it's success, they want "equality" and they're about to turn into Budget Argentina.
2020-10-01 20:32
#77
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Netherlands Im_gaaayyy
Thanks you made my day
2020-10-01 21:31
Juanme?
2020-10-01 21:47
Yes
2020-10-02 11:15
- abolish the massive unelected bureaucracy - abolish the electoral college, no more FPTP voting - congress term limits - allow for legal separatism - easier to pass amendments - better rail infrastructure - cut military spending by 10% - mandate universal healthcare, implemented at the state level - overhaul insurance industry, maybe nationalize it because fuck insurance companies - Restructure K-12 System, work to cut down on university prices - maybe abolish private funding for elections, and force presidential candidates to run from a limited pool of tax money - dismantle the sugar lobby and military industrial complex - more and better public defenders
2020-10-01 19:25
#39
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Netherlands Im_gaaayyy
Good luck changing the constitution
2020-10-01 19:28
that's why we gotta start over)
2020-10-01 19:29
you should read up how every time someone had these great ideas how it ended 👌😎
2020-10-01 19:35
well they all died eventually... so that sounds like fun
2020-10-01 19:37
why do you want to make me feel disgust every time I see you? 👌😟
2020-10-01 19:39
maybe abolish legal recognition of gender wherever possible
2020-10-01 19:38
how to get suicided 101
2020-10-02 12:17
#36
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Georgia Megobari
Georgian president, disband our government, return our occupied lands, join EU and NATO
2020-10-01 19:21
Axaxaxaxaxaxaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxaxaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
2020-10-02 11:37
#134
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Georgia Megobari
what
2020-10-02 16:24
Dude what will your countty bring to EU? Nothing! And what EU will bring to your country? Nothing! Dont dream about financial help frol EU, its not going that good here, I mean, you have a good example as Ukraine, has Ukaine gotten something helpful from EU? I dont think so, only some gay parads :D
2020-10-02 16:28
#137
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Georgia Megobari
Yes, I know that russians will always trash my country and that you will always hate us, but this is our dream.
2020-10-02 16:29
What bad did I say about Georgia?
2020-10-02 16:30
#139
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Georgia Megobari
You're laughing at our dreams. We just want to live better, that's it. Georgians voted for EU and NATO.
2020-10-02 16:33
Havent I explained to you why this dream is just ridiculous?
2020-10-02 16:34
And why do you think russians hate your country?
2020-10-02 16:33
#141
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Georgia Megobari
Cause I'm seeing their comments every day on vk and other sites, they're always saying shit about us without reason.
2020-10-02 16:33
Can you leave here any links? Im using VK every day for years and I've never seen anything bad about Georgia. Why should Russians hate Georgia?
2020-10-02 16:35
#145
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Georgia Megobari
They're invading our groups all the time. This is example of the groups, admins are fighting against their toxicity and deleting all of their comments, but still. vk.com/marikhi vk.com/united_georgia vk.com/kartveloba
2020-10-02 16:37
Well Ive seen nothing offensive here.
2020-10-02 16:43
#148
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Georgia Megobari
Cause they're deleting their comments and blocking them :D
2020-10-02 16:43
Well, then its ok. Just a few retards from 140kk population country, nothing special.
2020-10-02 16:44
EU?
2020-10-02 11:49
#135
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Georgia Megobari
and what's wrong
2020-10-02 16:25
Of course nothing
2020-10-02 16:40
Bring sharia law to Sweden. We only need to obey to God
2020-10-01 19:32
#88
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Netherlands Im_gaaayyy
Its already there though
2020-10-01 21:45
#43
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Dominican Republic klnv
China and attack many countries i would allie with india
2020-10-01 19:32
#52
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Turkey TheKaiser
USA Get Bernie as VP and resign
2020-10-01 19:37
turks cant win at capitalism lol stay poor
2020-10-01 19:40
#59
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Turkey TheKaiser
Capitalism is socialism for the richest. Also, just supporting Bernie doesn't make me a leftist.
2020-10-01 19:42
#85
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Netherlands Im_gaaayyy
We have corporate socialism for the rich and rugged capitalism for the poor and middle class. We need rugged capitalism for all, not socialism for all
2020-10-01 21:45
Free market capitalism with govt as largest: employer, consumer, lender, borrower, landlord and tenant in any economy is called socialism. Also, just because people are eating zoo animals in Venezuela for lack of food-the wealthiest country on earth per capita in 1962-doesn't mean socialism is starving the people enriching the wealthy while the first world struggles with obesity. In a 2013 column for Salon, Sirota credited Chavez's "full-throated advocacy of socialism" with achieving an economic miracle. "As shown by some of the most significant indicators, Chavez racked up an economic record that a legacy-obsessed American president could only dream of achieving," he wrote. That would be Bernie's right hand man-Chavez lied about the stats-Sirota touted them, the country is starving-Bernie hires Sirota.
2020-10-01 21:58
Free market capitalism with govt as largest: employer, consumer, lender, borrower, landlord and tenant in any economy is called socialism. Also, just because people are eating zoo animals in Venezuela for lack of food-the wealthiest country on earth per capita in 1962-doesn't mean socialism is starving the people enriching the wealthy while the first world struggles with obesity.
2020-10-01 21:51
lmao
2020-10-01 19:41
UAE no doubt not a second lol
2020-10-01 19:42
i dont think the uae has presidents
2020-10-01 19:54
Well now they do
2020-10-01 20:37
they are just puppets that is what he means
2020-10-02 12:46
#62
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Russia Rapu
Russia, I would ban the export of natural resources to other countries (except if they pay in gold).
2020-10-01 19:57
UK Create an actual constitution that protects basic human rights such as freedom of speech All the police divisions focusing on tracking down people saying mean things on social media will be nuked and the funding will go somewhere actually fucking useful, as well as any other redundant operations in any sections of government. Focus on increasing efficiency to reduce costs. Some people will have to start paying for healthcare. The poorest people who really need it will still get it for free, and more expensive life-saving procedures will have the costs either partly or wholly covered by the government. This aims to deter pointless hospital visits and encourage a healthier lifestyle. Actually make big corporations like Amazon pay their taxes, and close tax loopholes. Immigration points system, only let in people that can contribute to society. Allow some refugees in for moral reasons, but if they break their law, they get deported. No tolerance for serious crime. Also increase sentences for the worst crimes across the board, especially rape - current sentencing is way too lenient. Aim to increase the size of our manufacturing industry, Brexit is gonna hit the services sector more severely and we can't rely on it anymore.
2020-10-01 20:12
#27 Argentina: First off, i'd start by previously having stated 2 things before becoming president. * I will take FULL ABSOLUTE CONTROL of this fucking government, and i mean it, Roman Emperor level. * I will burn and destroy everything to the ground, start over, and separate the country in 2. So here's my fundamental vision: 1) Every province North of Rio Negro will remain Argentina (i will change the name from Argentinian Republic to simply "Argentina"). 2) Fire every single public employee, public enemy every single public political authority (mayors, governors, congressmen, judges etc) + semi-pardon them, they are free citizens but they can't ever run for any sort of public office at any level ever again + expose ALL their corruption scandals without persecuting or prosecuting them, so that citizens kill them. 3) Abolish current Argentinian penal code and constitution. 4) Now that government is pretty much empty, new system: a mix between the 1853 constitution with some post modernism: +Semi sovereignty for provinces, universal 8% VAT, Flat Income Tax 12% after 100.000U$D , Flat Corporate tax 15% after 1.000.000U$D. +Federal Taxes fund Military, Healthcare, policy and Police. +Congress is BiCameral, 1 congressman per district for each camera. +Currency = Franco Argentino , peg 1 to 1 Swiss Franc. +Every province will have its own governor. +Voting Age 26 minimum. +Pro-Immigration with some regulations, need to speak perfect Spanish with AR accent. +Ban birth circumcision. +Full free speech. +Gun rights for citizens with clean record from age 26. +I'll pick every judge at all levels, governors, vice governors, congressmen and i will write and mold the democratic system for every province, judges will be TOUGH af on ALL criminals. +Legal weed, no restrictions. +Basically, only 3 federal taxes, and i'll make sure most provinces run on a small VAT and a small income tax, 5 taxes total, roughly 50% of the economy taxed. +Abolish all regulations except for a couple dozen enviromental ones. +Transitional policy for the entire term, every person from every province from Rio Negro to the south, will be granted 60.000U$D and a small flat on Buenos Aires City if they leave where they're at and sell their property to a specific construction company. +Transitional period policy: provinces of Jujuy and Salta will pay 0% taxes for 1 year if any private big business focuses on developing infraestructure and architechture, guaranteed. All of this, i'll make in the first 100 days, after that, i leave this fucking country with peace at mind, The provinces of Rio Negro to the South will become a new nation state, which will probably be nearly unpopulated (less than 3 million citizens in the 720.000KM2 of territory). THIS ... is where i will achieve my dream, finally lift the society i've been waiting for my entire life. But this comment is too large already.
2020-10-01 20:15
No one answered to you. You must feel sad.
2020-10-02 11:20
#72
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United States ShawnM
US be competent
2020-10-01 20:37
I would be president of Canada and ask the US if Canada can become the 51st state
2020-10-01 20:40
China, since alone in democratic representatives countries I wouldn't able to do much without the Congress. I would turn it in the biggest democracy ever. Tie links with all countries Trump left behind. Become the first economy in the world, the first carbon neutral country in the world and the first asteroid mining country in the world in order to relocalise our pollution into Space. And laugh at the Occident crying they lost the leadership because of their greediness.
2020-10-01 21:40
Brazil purge all democracy lovers, cut all the stupid taxes, legalize casinos and give incentives to the building of huge casinos/resorts to boom the tourism, do a cultural revolution to revive the 60s/70s/80s national music and throw most current music in the trash, leave UN and promote free trade with the rest of the world
2020-10-01 21:42
Poland, I would disband Faze and Mibr
2020-10-01 21:43
I used to make soap from the Jews
2020-10-01 21:45
Most people here don't realise that presidential powers are limited. To do all those things in the time you would have as a president, you would need to be a totalitarian.
2020-10-01 21:50
#100
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Sweden botl0f
i would just be a hardcore lobbyist and farm money. after that i would live a nice life.
2020-10-01 23:43
#101
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Romania Anonym20
north korea make it a liberal country and unite with south korea
2020-10-01 23:49
#108
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Poland Recruitn1
Turn into dictatorship get more than 10% gdp growth aim for 30% until end of 10y,invade Germany open special camps exec pows turn on russia sabotage nuclear Arsenal develop cobalt bomb(radiation lasts more than normal bomb 10y in this scenario would last 100 for cobalt bomb) .
2020-10-02 11:17
gl hf
2020-10-02 13:18
#132
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Poland Recruitn1
Thx
2020-10-02 13:23
north korea, , and i would force them to watch kpop
2020-10-02 11:58
#126
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Brazil KSC_TOP1
Brazil, in my first year of government, with all the tax that was not used, I would use it to encourage small and medium-sized national companies, to be able to compete with the big Brazilian companies, in the second year of government I would start privatization to reduce public spending and thus reduce taxes on products, in my third year, I would seek investment with the companies that have grown, for significant improvements in the police, in the army, so in my fourth year of government I would start an expansionist campaign in South America and make Brazil a strong country and that the population would be proud to live in Brazil
2020-10-02 13:06
fiji chill with locals. easy life
2020-10-02 16:46
Romania and jail all the fat cunts from politics and dinosaurs from education system
2020-10-02 16:49
#152
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Senegal m0rkTFH
Italy. The first thing i'll do is reduce the working hours from 8 now to 7 with the hope to arrive, gradually, to six at maximum.
2020-10-02 16:54
China All firms will be profit-sharing with their employees, employees and workers will hold 30% to 50% of the shares. Inheritance tax will be up to 90%, gifting and setting up trust will also be heavily taxed to avoid any inheritance. Nationalise key industries like bank, telecom, airlines, steel, train and transport. Lower income tax, but set up a heavy tax on stock trading, capital gain and dividend, rental income and etc to stop people from gaining income without working. Abolish goods and services tax. Nationalise education industry, abolish private school, no admission allowed as "legacy admission". Free healthcare will be provided for all. LGBT+, abortion, gay marriage or what so ever fuck, legalize all of them. No one will be allowed to spread religion publicly, parents will not be allowed to preach their children, no one is allowed to follow a religion before age of 16. School will need to teach pupils atheism. Rebuild Communist International, support proletariats around the world to overthrow their capitalist state.
2020-10-02 17:19
North Korea
2020-10-03 00:02
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