Argentina is the most developed country you'll ever see. It surpasses the USA, Finland, and whatever other country you can think of. It's just great.
It's so good that I'm willing to trade my place for you. Here, let me have your ID card... now follow me through this obscure tunnel... WE HAVE IT GUYS, RUN! WE HAVE AN ID NOW, SO LONG GARBAGE ARGENTINA, HELLO FINLAND. WE'LL NEVER COME BACK TO THIS TRASH COUNTRY. HOPE THAT GRINGO MAKES IT OUT OF THE TUNNEL.