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FLEX THREAD
vanity | 
Sweden s0mple_baiter 
flex ur expensive car/watch/csgo inventory or whatever and I will r8
2020-10-16 00:59
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#1
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Netherlands NahT_
My car isnt flex man wtf
2020-10-16 01:01
20 replies
#62
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African Union IcanSEEit
I can buy you a nice car. Which do you want? My savings account balance: 2.537.149,00 €
2020-10-16 13:04
17 replies
flag doesn't check out
2020-10-16 13:29
1 reply
#158
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China L0n35
neither does yours
2020-10-18 16:38
Id take a lada from the 70s
2020-10-16 14:22
6 replies
#102
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African Union IcanSEEit
gebrauchtwagen.at/fahrzeuge/lada-nova-ba.. very cheap. you can buy yourself.
2020-10-16 17:32
4 replies
#135
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Poland Astoner55
You can buy me a nice knife, me poor man(((
2020-10-18 13:52
3 replies
flag checks out
2020-10-19 08:50
Flag
2020-10-20 12:36
#275
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
yeah, your flag checks out
2020-10-21 00:55
#118
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Belarus lil_vodka
you my friend, are a man of culture
2020-10-17 01:10
Sure dude I can take a Chevrolet Corvette Stingray C8.
2020-10-18 15:16
3 replies
#159
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African Union IcanSEEit
can you afford insurance, fuel, repairs, service, wheels? should be around 10-20k per year.
2020-10-18 18:21
2 replies
As I am a student right now the answer is no. I can get a decent safe volvo for 20k, that will be plenty and more in my budget for upkeep.
2020-10-18 18:25
1 reply
#235
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African Union IcanSEEit
sry so you cant have the stingray.
2020-10-19 15:27
I’ll have a Volvo S90.
2020-10-19 08:46
#230
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Germany t_mmey
If you buy me a Ford Fiesta ST, current model, i will kiss your feet for the rest of my life
2020-10-19 15:19
2 replies
why kiss if u can lick
2020-10-19 15:22
1 reply
#236
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African Union IcanSEEit
legitimate question indeed
2020-10-19 15:28
my car is flex fuel does that count
2020-10-22 00:46
1 reply
#284
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Netherlands NahT_
Prob yea
2020-10-22 03:08
#2
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United States Jaksin
2020-10-16 01:01
10 replies
nice profile picture
2020-10-16 01:02
3 replies
#8
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United States Jaksin
He's a very good boy
2020-10-16 01:03
1 reply
#13
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Netherlands NahT_
Hug this pssyhunt for me
2020-10-16 01:05
hahaha +1
2020-10-19 15:24
nice quote
2020-10-16 01:02
8/8 very unique skins
2020-10-16 01:03
10/10 just for the quote on your bio
2020-10-16 11:42
i like the s1mple quote i always quote that
2020-10-16 13:02
8/8 bestest steam account I've seen so far
2020-10-18 15:24
1 reply
+1, profile pic made it for me
2020-10-19 17:01
#3
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Malaysia Suno[t]
this isnt IG
2020-10-16 01:02
11 replies
I know, this is Half Life TeleVision dot com
2020-10-16 01:06
10 replies
hltv.com?
2020-10-18 11:18
it's Half Life TeleVision dot org
2020-10-18 15:16
4 replies
no
2020-10-18 15:33
3 replies
yes
2020-10-19 08:51
2 replies
yesnt
2020-10-20 12:34
1 reply
yesnt'nt
2020-10-20 14:21
dot com ?
2020-10-18 15:24
3 replies
no
2020-10-18 19:49
2 replies
Why?
2020-10-18 21:34
1 reply
no
2020-10-19 08:46
32k month
2020-10-16 01:03
2 replies
guess what dj ?
2020-10-16 11:40
+1 I also have a big villa in Italy aswell as a model GF, I love her
2020-10-20 12:51
my car is popular, my watch i bought from china and all my csgo skins I sell to buy games, i have nothing to flex :p
2020-10-16 01:03
7 replies
*PS: just because i bought it frmo china i didn't mean it's bad, it's just not expensive and something that I could flex with
2020-10-16 01:04
2 replies
I love China
2020-10-16 01:04
1 reply
flair xd
2020-10-20 12:35
You can flex from being brazilian.
2020-10-16 01:05
#17
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Netherlands NahT_
Having a car in Brazil is enough to flex
2020-10-16 01:05
1 reply
#256
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Bulgaria Jaganci
being alive*
2020-10-20 12:44
How much do cars cost in brazil?
2020-10-20 12:17
#12
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Brazil IsFree
I can do a one arm pullup, thas pretty good for flexin right?
2020-10-16 01:04
10 replies
8/8 all girls like strong guys
2020-10-16 01:05
i am horny now
2020-10-16 01:05
1 reply
#20
cry | 
Brazil IsFree
Come to Brazil mens... 🥵
2020-10-16 01:07
#80
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Canada Droidd
I thought that one arms pullups were like normal things people can do, I guess not though
2020-10-16 14:01
4 replies
whatever you think you're doing, just don't
2020-10-18 20:12
2 replies
#191
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Canada Droidd
wdym
2020-10-18 21:24
kkkkkkkkkk
2020-10-18 21:43
Can barely do 3 with two arms
2020-10-19 08:48
wtf thats respect from me dawg this shit is hard af
2020-10-18 20:20
1 reply
#204
cry | 
Brazil IsFree
Its eazyer for me than for most, I'm light af and did calystenics my whole life
2020-10-18 21:51
#19
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Jordan Zereeni
i know how to spray galil 😎👍
2020-10-16 01:06
13 replies
#21
cry | 
Brazil IsFree
Reported for buying galil
2020-10-16 01:07
1 reply
#23
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Jordan Zereeni
wtf men(((
2020-10-16 01:08
#22
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Netherlands NahT_
Teach me
2020-10-16 01:07
8 replies
#24
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Jordan Zereeni
move your mouse down then to the left then to the right then to the left again 👍
2020-10-16 01:10
7 replies
#25
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Netherlands NahT_
WTF how am i supposed to do it
2020-10-16 01:13
instructions unclear, galil stuck in toaster
2020-10-16 11:25
Instructions unclear got 7 day ban for shooting team
2020-10-16 13:56
Instructions clear
2020-10-16 14:39
instructions unclear got 7y in prison for tax fraud
2020-10-16 14:39
Instruction unclear. Got my dick stuck in the toaster
2020-10-18 11:08
instructions unclear blew up a church
2020-10-18 15:17
wtf khalil ?! i didnt expect this behavior from you!
2020-10-16 11:40
wtffff
2020-10-18 15:25
bumb
2020-10-16 11:18
1 reply
bumb
2020-10-20 12:13
I have Faze NiKo inventory
2020-10-16 11:25
1 reply
that's an anti flex mens))
2020-10-19 08:56
KNIFE AND GUN
2020-10-16 11:26
5 replies
show
2020-10-16 11:30
3 replies
no
2020-10-16 11:32
2 replies
no proof = fake news
2020-10-16 11:56
ClownW
2020-10-16 12:02
Not surprised as you are from B****l.
2020-10-18 21:35
#30
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Ukraine Dert38
nahh
2020-10-16 11:29
#32
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Russia pvcure13
My house is worth over 9 digits ( rub )
2020-10-16 11:31
8 replies
#55
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Germany Bier
How much is that in money?
2020-10-16 12:30
6 replies
5€
2020-10-16 13:04
#64
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Russia pvcure13
9 digits ( rub ) means $1 315 000+ or so
2020-10-16 13:16
4 replies
Is that really expensive in russia? Honestly curious
2020-10-17 01:04
3 replies
#122
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Russia pvcure13
well my house specifically is worth a bit more than that, but yes in general a 1.3 million + dollar house is pretty expensive here. Most moscow apartments are $100-200k
2020-10-17 13:04
2 replies
congrats men :)
2020-10-17 16:04
1 reply
#124
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Russia pvcure13
Ty men)
2020-10-18 11:04
pic or didnt haappen
2020-10-18 15:18
Talon Knife Ultra Violet . Unboxed it in 2 cases
2020-10-16 11:41
I had a p250 safari mesh then i got scammed
2020-10-16 11:44
5 replies
#51
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Jordan Zereeni
nt p250 safari mesh doesnt exist u mean sand dune
2020-10-16 12:12
3 replies
he had the only one in the world, and he got scammed, that's why it dosen't exist bro
2020-10-16 13:16
2 replies
yes
2020-10-16 13:20
#98
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Jordan Zereeni
yes mens sorry
2020-10-16 15:04
imagine getting scammed when all the scam methods are explained on yt 😂😂
2020-10-18 15:19
#39
perk  | 
Finland eIe
This is my bugatti gyazo.com/ac47e8feb7b3930c1fc63a10e3d47a.. I drive it around with my italian gf (she's a model)
2020-10-16 11:46
2 replies
Are u dj?
2020-10-16 11:54
0/8
2020-10-18 15:19
#41
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Indonesia lukerey
no
2020-10-16 11:56
I once had sex with Donald Trump
2020-10-16 12:05
5 replies
what was it like, bigcock?
2020-10-16 12:05
4 replies
Don't remember, I was asleep.
2020-10-16 12:06
3 replies
how did you know he sexed you if you were asleep? I think you are making up this story to flex
2020-10-16 12:11
1 reply
I was there mens can confirm)))) Sauce: trust me bro
2020-10-19 08:59
hahahaqhahahahahaha
2020-10-20 12:41
make over 200k a year (no. not a DJ)
2020-10-16 12:07
8 replies
what do you do?
2020-10-16 13:09
7 replies
#70
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Russia pvcure13
DJ assistant
2020-10-16 13:18
3 replies
+1
2020-10-16 14:18
+1
2020-10-17 00:43
+1
2020-10-20 12:41
pharmacist
2020-10-16 17:33
2 replies
so... you're a fucking neeeeerd xdddddddddddd
2020-10-18 21:51
1 reply
xD
2020-10-19 11:06
Ak-47 | Blue Laminate FN The only skin I own
2020-10-16 12:11
I know why SERA left 😎
2020-10-16 12:11
1 reply
pls tell me
2020-10-16 14:51
1,2k inventory, eh. steamcommunity.com/id/Lartsaj
2020-10-16 12:17
2020-10-16 12:27
4 replies
i r8 8/8 men))))))
2020-10-16 13:17
2 replies
Thank amigo
2020-10-16 13:18
1 reply
np amigo 😎👍👍👍
2020-10-16 13:18
#54
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Germany Bier
My biggest flex is my family and my friends
2020-10-16 12:29
2 replies
-1 HLTV users don't have family or friends
2020-10-17 00:45
1 reply
#115
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Germany Bier
That's why i think it's a good flex :)
2020-10-17 01:01
I got banned last time I posted a dick pic
2020-10-16 12:31
I have 25 cm cooook
2020-10-16 12:38
3 replies
what does it cook?
2020-10-16 13:17
Dwarf cook?
2020-10-18 11:14
Gnome cook xd
2020-10-18 19:59
Well, I bought an apartment when I was 20 years old without any loans or help from my parents. Nothing fancy, just 86m2 in one of the biggest cities in Poland. Recently I bought ground in the same city in really fancy district and I'm half-way into building my house and this is really fvckin' expensive in my city or country. I know some people might say its nothing but I earned every single penny for it, nobody helped me, I didn't took a single bank loan or anything like this is my life. Right now I drive "company car",2020 skoda superb, I sold my dream car so I could build a house.
2020-10-16 12:42
9 replies
#74
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Germany sommares
come to germany and say that again
2020-10-16 13:22
4 replies
One day I will go to germany and buy RS6 again, just newest one. RS6 was my dream car forever and I had to sell C7 Avant so I could make my other dream come true.
2020-10-16 14:35
3 replies
#96
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Germany sommares
thats great for you, wish u the best. however i gotta say that: imo all new sportscar are shit because they basically have no exaust sound. sure, having an RS6 or an M5 or C63 AMG is cool but for me it makes it so much less enjoyable with these stupid eu regulations...
2020-10-16 14:58
2 replies
Kinda true, I had a milltek exhaust tho and I loved the sound. The thing is I love big cars. img.chceauto.pl/ford/mondeo/ford_mondeo_.. This was my first car ever and right now I am addicted to combi cars. RS6 was my dream car, I was able to buy it when I earned some money on bitcoin but I realized that I wanna my own house, not just an apartment. One day I will buy new rs6 anyway, probably will upgrade exhaust to milltek again. Right now I simply cannot afford to buy a car and build a house at the same time.
2020-10-16 20:32
1 reply
#109
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Germany sommares
+1 milltek good decision
2020-10-17 00:37
And what are u doing for a living?
2020-10-16 13:43
1 reply
I work as a manager/sales representative in building and "kinda gaming/esports". When I said "building" i meant I make deals with people who build new districts/areas around main cities in Poland. I made like 120k euro in bitcoin few years ago. Shortly, I do/did many things tbh. I had to grind because my parents couldn't support me when I finished high-school
2020-10-16 14:43
Actually pretty impressive, considered you're living in poland - Keep grinding m8 :)
2020-10-18 14:03
1 reply
Thanks ;)
2020-10-18 15:10
#59
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Lithuania SeNSeO
My car is Octane
2020-10-16 13:01
1 reply
Rocket League checks out
2020-10-18 15:29
#72
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Germany sommares
rolex
2020-10-16 13:21
1 reply
#241
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Germany sommares
rolex
2020-10-19 17:03
2020-10-16 13:21
1 reply
code forces me bhi kuch contribute karle XD
2020-10-18 15:21
rate my artwork mens))) steamcommunity.com/id/3vikt3
2020-10-16 13:49
my biggest flex is my 20 inch bicep
2020-10-16 13:59
4 replies
#81
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World MattAaA
that's it?
2020-10-16 14:02
blameF?
2020-10-18 13:55
2 replies
look at his flag - it's pure fat
2020-10-18 20:17
1 reply
still a 20 inch biceps. details dont matter
2020-10-22 00:40
#83
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Poland morosek
Sure I will flex with my car. Golf IV is bae kekw
2020-10-16 14:21
#85
OK | 
Belgium NotJuan
Here is my very expensive knife: 🔪
2020-10-16 14:25
1 reply
I stole it, now it's mine 🔪😎
2020-10-18 21:43
#86
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Denmark pdxm
my car is a ranger rover autobiography 2020 and i'm 17
2020-10-16 14:27
1 reply
#263
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CIS Arztyy
range rover ResidentSleeper
2020-10-20 22:33
gyazo.com/a92552c6ae9cd52814d708e66c54ae.. OMG! what a SENSATION OMG!! i have a mutual friend with the highest steam lvl user St4ck
2020-10-16 14:38
4 replies
wtf men I'll unfriend you
2020-10-17 01:16
this st4ck is honestly stupid and rich
2020-10-18 15:22
2 replies
rather having someone stupid and rich than someone poor and stupid like you :)
2020-10-20 12:43
#264
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CIS Arztyy
Wtf, he looks like a nice guy. Not really flexing with money or etc. Like his instagram is 99% about parrots
2020-10-20 22:35
#92
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Indonesia LosD
idk i have juju signed jersey lol
2020-10-16 14:43
I can do 1 rep benchpress 140 kg, squat 170 kg, deadlift 200 kg
2020-10-16 14:45
4 replies
nice mens)) my deadlift is 185, squat is 140 but my bench is barly 90
2020-10-17 00:48
1 reply
that’s okay mens)), most people have much bigger weights on squat and dls
2020-10-17 12:03
nice lies lol you eaat cheetos and play video games
2020-10-18 15:22
1 reply
I don’t even know what’s cheetos Play video games - yes I do, occasionally
2020-10-18 16:36
I don't have anything to flex with
2020-10-16 15:05
3 replies
breh..... :( the feels
2020-10-16 17:34
1 reply
Yer ;-;
2020-10-16 17:47
#138
OK | 
Germany I_car
+1((
2020-10-18 13:59
2020-10-16 17:58
12 replies
buying singleplayer games KEKW
2020-10-18 13:48
9 replies
pirating ... kekw
2020-10-18 19:23
8 replies
im poor, i forced to do this
2020-10-18 19:24
7 replies
not an excuse
2020-10-18 19:24
6 replies
come to russia, and live here while not beeing 32k dj life is not so rich
2020-10-18 19:25
5 replies
since when is Romania a better place for salaries? We have the worst salaries after Bulgaria in EU
2020-10-18 19:26
4 replies
averrage salaries in russia are fake they are much lower
2020-10-18 19:27
3 replies
I don't rly care mate, games are entertainment. Nobody is forced to pirate anything. If you can't afford it, then search for free entertainment. Lul... Imagine being forced to to do crime
2020-10-18 19:30
2 replies
"Imagine being forced to to do crime" regular life in russia force you to do it lol
2020-10-18 19:32
1 reply
no, nobody is forcing anybody to do crime. You chose to do crime. Stop blaming your country because you are a criminal
2020-10-18 19:32
#265
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CIS Arztyy
1866 games and the favorite one is dota? Really?
2020-10-20 22:35
1 reply
yeah, why?
2020-10-20 23:08
#107
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
my incredible PC imgur.com/a/9nj4c5N
2020-10-16 18:00
1 reply
very nice mens))))
2020-10-17 00:49
#112
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Austria SplasJ
Hmm maybe my ktm motorcycle
2020-10-17 00:46
I just ordered this bike :) gyazo.com/f0401ad15e74be87d0b8a3a6423176..
2020-10-17 01:21
2 replies
That is a nice bike!
2020-10-18 11:15
sick! I ordered a 2019 demo 8 alloy and I can't wait to ride it at the bikepark
2020-10-18 13:46
#127
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Serbia e_loK
I have a cheap drum kit That is the onky thing that i can flex
2020-10-18 11:15
2020-10-18 11:16
3 replies
sick car mate
2020-10-18 13:48
1 reply
thx bro edit: imgur.com/a/guebFdj
2020-10-18 13:56
Very naise car mens
2020-10-18 21:36
#137
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Europe jeff69
shit man, literally the most valuable thing that i own is a cobblestone case from cologne 2015
2020-10-18 13:55
1 reply
still pretty good
2020-10-18 19:31
I don't have a picture of my car, but i can flex this: asset.dr.dk/imagescaler01/https%3A%2F%2F.. The Danish license plate is the most expensive gadget you can get for your car - 150% in tax 180% when i bought mine
2020-10-18 13:59
3 replies
Nice one, Denmark! Cars should be expensive and as much unaffordable and unpractical as possible. Your country provides you with public transport, use it, that's the future, not some electric cars.
2020-10-18 21:41
2 replies
What about us who live in the rural part of the country? We’re constantly ignored and as i have to drive 120km in total everyday it gets incredibly expensive. Meanwhile my country is responsible for 0.12% of all emissions.
2020-10-19 08:58
1 reply
Live in the town or complain to your government that there's no bus route to you.
2020-10-19 15:16
I won 2 knives in 4 cases 😎 (a butterfly fn stattrak marble fade in a spec2 and a ursus marble fade well worn in a horizon)
2020-10-18 15:29
5 replies
nt liar
2020-10-18 19:35
4 replies
u want proof ?
2020-10-18 20:01
3 replies
yep at least for the 2nd one cuz ursus marble fade well worn don't exist it's either MW or FN
2020-10-18 20:07
2 replies
oh shit wtf have I written lmao its case hardened not marble fade xd i have the record of the ursus if u want and i can provide screens of my butterfly
2020-10-18 20:08
1 reply
then it's ok xd
2020-10-18 20:16
AK 47 - blue laminate 😎
2020-10-18 19:32
dog food
2020-10-18 19:35
3k inventory
2020-10-18 19:36
3 replies
2020-10-18 19:50
2 replies
and the thing is, u can look as much as u want, u'll never find an ursus marble fade well worn because it doesn't exist...
2020-10-18 19:53
p250 sand dune
2020-10-18 19:54
#180
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Portugal ProudT
51 yo car, investmente btw
2020-10-18 19:55
#189
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Europe legal2333
*weird flex* but ok
2020-10-18 20:22
#190
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United States Zysyphian
imgur.com/a/8ILfYld Here in my garage...
2020-10-18 21:11
7 replies
what do you do for a living?
2020-10-18 21:32
2 replies
#193
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United States Zysyphian
Own a corporate finance and law firm
2020-10-18 21:33
1 reply
sounds nice man :DD
2020-10-18 21:47
yellow mustang yikes
2020-10-18 21:35
1 reply
#198
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United States Zysyphian
don't knock it till you try it
2020-10-18 21:37
Lovely mustang :) imgur.com/a/u8EBf7u
2020-10-19 08:42
#262
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CIS Arztyy
if I were you, then I would never get out from the blue one. Like never. Pure beauty.
2020-10-20 22:32
We found the vaccine to Corona.
2020-10-18 21:38
#206
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Canada dennek
im 188cm and has a 21 cm dick as an 18 year old and im handsome as fuck, buff as well, study in one of the top 20 college in the world, has money, not a cringe person, good instincts about girls. people flex about their materialistic things because they are ashamed of their ugly body and face, but i’m not.
2020-10-18 21:54
8 replies
Do you also suck yourself off?
2020-10-19 08:45
1 reply
#227
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Canada dennek
nah i have girls for that
2020-10-19 11:29
The fact you wrote this confirms you are insecure as fuck. Feel sad for u :(
2020-10-19 08:54
4 replies
#226
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Canada dennek
aw u betas are just jealous
2020-10-19 11:29
1 reply
Whatever makes you sleep, beta.
2020-10-20 12:27
dont believe everyone on the internet
2020-10-20 12:15
1 reply
Still true though, no matter if it’s true or not it’s pretty gay.
2020-10-20 12:27
college hahahaha
2020-10-20 12:31
damn a lot of people here on hltv owning big rich companies, newest 2020 sportcars and apartments
2020-10-18 21:55
1 reply
Almost as if people enjoy flexing at any given opportunity :) Noone likes flexing with debt though.
2020-10-19 09:18
Almost 4KD in BFV, cant beat that with money!!!!!!!
2020-10-19 08:44
3 replies
F you man i have like 3.5
2020-10-19 08:53
1 reply
ez kd ez lyfe
2020-10-19 09:01
BF5 good game.
2020-10-19 17:06
i had a gf for 1 month and a half.
2020-10-19 15:20
6 replies
#268
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
you fucked the vegana?
2020-10-20 22:40
5 replies
Just for like 1min and then told me to get out cuz it was too early on our relationship :((( then covid came and we breaked up.
2020-10-21 00:45
4 replies
#271
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
at least you touched her body?
2020-10-21 00:49
3 replies
that i did a lot.
2020-10-21 00:52
2 replies
#274
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Brazil ghcnvbkn
so it was worth it 😎😎😎, btw, have you ever threaded she?
2020-10-21 00:54
1 reply
i was dont know this details.
2020-10-21 00:57
banged over 50 girls
2020-10-20 14:27
2 replies
same
2020-10-20 22:25
#267
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CIS Arztyy
rename yourself into mynameispornstar
2020-10-20 22:38
i.imgur.com/ZWCpFLC.jpg r8 my 1290cc KTM superduke
2020-10-20 15:23
1 reply
GOAT no, really.. it looks like a goat
2020-10-20 22:38
#273
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Brazil Fusin
someone pay my college plz
2020-10-21 00:53
#277
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United States Phamous3k
Bought a property at $210k and in 7 years it appreciated to $425k. Mainly due to the influx of people moving from the big city, and investors choose to build around my city... Pretty cool feeling honestly.
2020-10-21 02:42
1 reply
nice
2020-10-22 00:37
Recently sold my steam account with tf2 etf2l medals for 85 bitcoin
2020-10-22 00:42
1 reply
fake news
2020-10-22 00:43
#283
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Brazil urm@m
i can flex my penis size?
2020-10-22 00:50
honda civic lxs 1.8 at 07 Zoo York Zye1018 $ 300 (csgo inv)
2020-10-22 03:15
im poor :)
2020-10-22 03:24
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