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Weirdest thing you have done?
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Sweden mielito1 
whats the thing that you regret the most and hoped you could have not done it? Hit me with your stories
2020-10-23 11:45
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#1
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Finland fakinbitch
i wish i didnt poop in shower so my mom wouldnt be mad to me
2020-10-23 11:46
6 replies
#117
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China L0n35
uh oh...
2020-10-23 17:18
#142
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United Kingdom craZy_y0
Runny poos do quite well going down the plughole
2020-10-24 11:00
3 replies
no there was a filter that catch everything
2020-10-24 11:07
2 replies
#145
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United Kingdom craZy_y0
rip mate
2020-10-24 11:17
1 reply
thanks mate it was awkward af
2020-10-24 11:41
oh finnish people...
2020-10-24 12:47
I hijack this topic to ask: when can i open threads? Been posting all i could for last 5 days and still says i need to be more active. The warning about 5 comments max per day and 5 mins between comments is gone anyways.
2020-10-23 11:51
14 replies
IDK
2020-10-23 11:48
#4
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Sweden mielito1
Just comment on games and write some comments then you are good 👍
2020-10-23 11:49
50 or 100 total comments
2020-10-23 11:49
4 replies
Pf. Im tired of shitposting every day just to farm comments. Dont even read topic, i just limit it to: title talks about team, player? I say "give x team time" or "y player very good". In other topics just something like i dont know or whatever i come up with in 2 seconds.
2020-10-23 11:51
3 replies
The funny part is there's limits like these exactly for people like you lmao. You admit to adding nothing of substance, but wonder why you can't contribute.
2020-10-23 13:30
1 reply
I think its more for people doing spam and such. If they allowed me to contribute, i would contribute, but im just intersted in opening laliga and ucl/uel threads.
2020-10-23 13:33
#130
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Germany I_car
If you never hit 150 reply limit you're not true user!
2020-10-23 22:27
idk, only had that thing for like 10 days
2020-10-23 13:20
ok i like this dude the guy just straight up broked the fking sistem lmao also, thanks for sharing now we can use that in alts
2020-10-23 13:28
3 replies
what? dont understand your comment.
2020-10-23 13:34
2 replies
nvm
2020-10-23 13:50
1 reply
explain please
2020-10-23 14:15
50 comments if you have been inactive for too long
2020-10-23 13:35
1 reply
Thanks, good info for next time :)
2020-10-23 13:36
Took a picture of a girls butt i guess
2020-10-23 11:51
5 replies
#8
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Romania wavyyy
u got caught?
2020-10-23 11:52
1 reply
Nah
2020-10-23 11:54
#9
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Sweden mielito1
Damn that is not super weird
2020-10-23 11:53
Pics or didnt happen.
2020-10-23 11:55
1 reply
It was a while ago
2020-10-23 11:56
launched cs for the first time
2020-10-23 11:53
1 reply
+1
2020-10-24 12:26
#11
k1to | 
Austria eights
When I was a teen me and the boys went to mcdonalds. One of us "shat" (shitted?) into an empty softdrink-cup. Then we went up to the counter, handed the poor worker the cup (with lid on top) and said: "Excuse me, I think there is something wrong with my sprite" and ran away. He removed the lid and instantly hopped over the counter and chased after us. Wild times... He caught 2 of my buddies and called the cops. Looking back it was pretty retarded.
2020-10-23 11:53
18 replies
fucking poggers if true
2020-10-23 11:55
1 reply
#23
k1to | 
Austria eights
man I swear it's true.
2020-10-23 12:02
wtf
2020-10-23 11:55
#19
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Sweden mielito1
Hahhaha weird but funny
2020-10-23 11:55
what the fuck
2020-10-23 11:55
ROFL
2020-10-23 11:57
why did your friend shat in the in the first place???? in the cup*
2020-10-23 11:58
3 replies
#31
k1to | 
Austria eights
because the whole story was our plan all along. Weird kinda humour mens
2020-10-23 11:59
2 replies
damn Did they do anything weirder that you are not part of?
2020-10-23 12:02
1 reply
#37
k1to | 
Austria eights
ye we did some weird stuff but this one top everything else to my knowledge ^^
2020-10-23 12:07
Lol wtff, first of all how tf did your friends get caught that too TWO of them y'all slow af??
2020-10-23 14:22
2 replies
#78
k1to | 
Austria eights
Me and my brother got away, we ran a different direction. We were dying of laughter and giggling while running so it was kinda hard. The employee was a relatively fit young turkish guy.
2020-10-23 14:24
1 reply
Ok yeah makes sense
2020-10-23 14:24
Sounds exactly like something g*rmany Jr. would do.
2020-10-23 15:33
1 reply
men(
2020-10-23 17:10
certified poggers moment
2020-10-23 15:43
What the actual fuck dude. I've done some shit but i could never do that.
2020-10-23 17:15
1 reply
couldn't do it either these days ^^
2020-10-23 18:18
u go 1st
2020-10-23 11:53
3 replies
#16
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Netherlands RiberiA
+1 what a baiter
2020-10-23 11:55
#42
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Slovakia Daev0n
beta
2020-10-23 12:12
1 reply
';-\ hmm...
2020-10-23 13:25
Discovered porn
2020-10-23 11:55
3 replies
this!!!!!!! this shit rots the brain, I try hard but can't go one single day without feeling the urge to cum
2020-10-23 13:33
2 replies
focus your activity outside of home and reduce that shit step by step
2020-10-23 15:24
1 reply
I only leave my house to go to work, when I get back home I try to do different things but after 1 hour I sit my ass on my pc chair and give in to the desire
2020-10-23 16:58
#22
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Algeria abdodz45
I used to fill up my water bottles with urine
2020-10-23 11:56
7 replies
#27
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Sweden mielito1
And did what with them?
2020-10-23 11:58
5 replies
#30
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Algeria abdodz45
put them around my desk till my mom find them and get mad at me lmao
2020-10-23 11:59
4 replies
#36
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Sweden mielito1
That is a bit weird....
2020-10-23 12:05
#38
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Andorra markOreo
What the fuck!
2020-10-23 12:07
#41
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Slovakia Daev0n
better than pee drawer
2020-10-23 12:08
bruh wtf
2020-10-23 17:18
???? Weird flex
2020-10-24 12:26
signed to hltv
2020-10-23 11:57
2 replies
#71
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Georgia SBC|SG_TS
+1
2020-10-23 13:43
+1
2020-10-24 12:27
Sucking my own pepe
2020-10-23 11:57
Pinned a girls webcam on google meets... apparently teachers can see who you pin so yeah fuck me
2020-10-23 11:59
9 replies
#32
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Sweden mielito1
The thing is that that is not like super embarrassing like when school quits you will forget that teacher and she will forget you
2020-10-23 12:00
4 replies
She emailed me telling me to pay attention to class instead of girls 😭😭😭
2020-10-23 12:02
3 replies
#35
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Sweden mielito1
Kinda funny 😂
2020-10-23 12:05
Axaxaxaxaxa n1
2020-10-23 17:18
hahaha great
2020-10-24 15:01
#46
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Brazil mafe^
if teachers can se who you can pin im fucked too, but they never talk to me, its like im invisible
2020-10-23 12:37
that's the weirdest thing you've ever done?
2020-10-23 13:34
1 reply
That i can think of
2020-10-23 13:49
lmao
2020-10-23 22:23
#39
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Slovakia Daev0n
After I fcked a girl for the first time I kinda stressed out and ran out on her like a little bitch. Then we were texting again, tried to get another chance.. Got drunk and puked on her dorm carpet. Also they had to carry me back to my room cause I was so drunk. Not my proudest moment. Since then we don't talk and I have no idea why
2020-10-23 12:08
7 replies
"and I have no idea why" lol seriously bruh
2020-10-23 14:23
6 replies
#89
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Slovakia Daev0n
irony
2020-10-23 14:58
5 replies
isn't sarcasm the better word? anyway, understandable have a great day
2020-10-23 14:59
4 replies
#96
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Slovakia Daev0n
Yeah wanted to use a picture of the Iron Y but I couldn't find it so I just wrote it instead of thinking of a better word. But you're right.
2020-10-23 15:33
3 replies
that's what we all do: not thinking)))
2020-10-23 15:38
2 replies
#100
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Slovakia Daev0n
that's what 3 hours of sleep and 6 hours of learning typescipt do to you mens))
2020-10-23 15:39
1 reply
that's ironic to read that at school mens)))
2020-10-24 10:35
Smoking bad weed on the boat to England, on a language travel. At the end I pass out in my vomit, one of my friend pass out in the toilet, and one guy almost fall off the boat. Then the doctor on board called our family. Ps I was 16yo
2020-10-23 12:08
1 reply
must've smoked with tobacco or weed that was not really weed
2020-10-23 15:29
Killed a dog when I was little. I was hanging out with my friends and it was late. There were 4 of us. We wanted to buy something to eat and went to a store to buy some chips. And all of a sudden a mid sized dog attacked one of my friend and started chewing his leg. Blood was everywhere. I quickly took a broken glass bottle from the ground and started stabbing the dog in its neck. The dog tried to run away but couldn’t run, I took my small pocket knife and finished him off. My friend survived and after few months he could walk again. Moral of a story is to never trust dogs and get a cat.
2020-10-23 12:20
7 replies
#45
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Sweden mielito1
*only in russia* xD
2020-10-23 12:29
1 reply
#47
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Brazil mafe^
TRUE
2020-10-23 12:37
I don't believe it
2020-10-23 17:19
1 reply
bro, in Russian there is a lot of wild dogs out side and sometimes they group up and attack ppl, check YouTube. So i do believe.
2020-10-24 12:00
#137
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Europe N3sHie1k
and why do you regret if you saved friend ?
2020-10-24 00:00
I swear i've seen a similar comment from you about how you enjoyed killing a dog. You have issues dude.
2020-10-24 12:53
1 reply
I never mentioned any dog stories on this forum before.
2020-10-24 13:41
I rejected an average looking girl at 7th grade that turned into a beautiful flower 2 years later.
2020-10-23 13:13
7 replies
#57
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Brazil mafe^
the same hapenned to me brother... F
2020-10-23 13:28
5 replies
Happened unfortunately with 3 girls for me lmao I am pretty sure they still got a place in their heart for me though.
2020-10-23 13:29
4 replies
#60
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Brazil mafe^
BRUH ur so unlucky
2020-10-23 13:30
3 replies
Nah I just played a lot of video games when I could fuck a lot of girls
2020-10-23 13:31
2 replies
#70
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Slovakia Daev0n
+1
2020-10-23 13:38
+1 real men here
2020-10-23 15:40
#75
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Netherlands RiberiA
Oof I feel this one
2020-10-23 14:19
cant tell that on HLTV
2020-10-23 13:16
i kissed a girl once
2020-10-23 13:18
1 reply
#55
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Brazil mafe^
but... name doesn't checks out
2020-10-23 13:26
#85
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Netherlands RiberiA
Puke on the middle of the dancefloor of an club, then walked away like nothing happend, while later passing out on the toilet in the same club where eventually my friends found me, didn't even get kicked out while half the club saw me... Many shoes were ruined that day. Like a part of my brain died then.
2020-10-23 14:26
I never do weird things
2020-10-23 14:26
trying to give info in english on faceit.ru
2020-10-23 14:32
Mixed raki and Jäegermeister. I'm ashamed
2020-10-23 15:30
i did not understand well enough that a girl was into me, fucked everything up with drinking alcohol
2020-10-23 15:31
4 replies
Flag checks out
2020-10-23 22:30
3 replies
yea i wish germany was a weed society
2020-10-23 23:51
2 replies
Would you really though?
2020-10-24 00:00
1 reply
imo weed is friendlier than alcohol
2020-10-24 15:07
my sister
2020-10-23 15:31
1 reply
#152
Rob4 | 
Serbia e_loK
Name doesnt check out
2020-10-24 12:07
I like to dip the cookies in my tea, but i know it's unhealthy.
2020-10-23 15:34
Swalloed my own cum
2020-10-23 15:40
2 replies
wtf
2020-10-23 22:30
#153
Rob4 | 
Serbia e_loK
I came in my hair and face once but i didnt move until i cleaned it all of Why did you do it mens
2020-10-24 12:08
I've hidden a drunk friend of mine from the teachers at high school for 4 lessons straight. We found him drunk after the lunch break, dumbass came back to school after drinking 50cL Smirnoff vodka.
2020-10-23 15:46
Punched a bouncer
2020-10-23 15:50
I got so drunk when i was 18yo my mom and dad had to bring me to the hospital.
2020-10-23 15:54
2 replies
drunk off of girls probably
2020-10-23 15:57
1 reply
probably;y
2020-10-23 22:21
A good looking girl said she liked me during a truth or dare. I never dared to ask her out or anything and now she is so fucking hot. I have other girlfriend now but i think i would've liked her too. I don't know if she likes me anymore :D
2020-10-23 17:21
2 replies
#141
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Asia Tachi22
Ask her out if you're still interested. Worst thing you'd receive is a NO. And move on from there. Better to not regret asking her out.
2020-10-24 10:56
1 reply
I love my current girlfriend so i think i won’t.
2020-10-24 12:27
I created account on hltv.org
2020-10-23 21:43
1 reply
dumbass
2020-10-23 22:29
I did so many weird things let me tell u one of them. I was child I watched horror movie at night i was scared and i locked my room. I had to pee but i was too afraid to leave my room. I peed into bottle which i found in my room, then I slept. I forget to throw it away when i woke up and went to the school , when i came back from school my father punched my face and my noise was bleeding cuz he thought that bottle was apple juice and he tasted it
2020-10-23 21:53
4 replies
lmao i actually laughed
2020-10-23 23:52
2 replies
+1
2020-10-24 00:00
+1
2020-10-24 11:02
Axacaxaxaxaxaxaxa
2020-10-24 12:48
#136
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Denmark zT_Pure
Bein born
2020-10-23 23:54
That I followed the shadows in my life and not the light. Simple as that.
2020-10-24 11:53
1 reply
thats deep
2020-10-24 15:10
started smoking
2020-10-24 11:56
i cut my legs when i was young, not even in a depression way just because it didnt hurt and i thought it was cool, recently i was trying to join the navy and i got the job but medical classed me unfit because of 'intentional self harm' wish i didnt cut em
2020-10-24 12:06
My friend bought some soda from the dispenser or how its called and later after he drank it all, he pissed in it and dropped it to the bottom inside the dispenser where your stuff drops after you purchase it, and then we saw some kid picking it up lol probably thinking its soda
2020-10-24 12:10
uhh Jacked off at office bathroom during work hours multiple times while getting paid for it? Cried lying down in a puddle of water in front of a honking bus at the station in front of like 20 friends, 'cause one girl didn't want to talk to me? Smoked a weed joint right in front of an entrance to a police station? Acted like an asshole towards the biggest crush of my life? Dunno really
2020-10-24 12:11
7 replies
Average junkie
2020-10-24 12:46
6 replies
Yeah two words sum up my whole life, right? The way you see people only reflects upon what's happening inside your own head. Must be hard living with yourself.
2020-10-24 12:48
4 replies
Kekw
2020-10-24 14:53
3 replies
It’s fine, it’s your shit you deal with daily.
2020-10-24 15:01
2 replies
Lulw
2020-10-24 15:18
1 reply
You are on the level of a monkey with these replies.
2020-10-24 15:23
total junkie
2020-10-24 12:49
#156
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Turkey Xympo
if i didn't tell that girl i love :'(
2020-10-24 12:11
I dont really regret things I have done, I regret things that I havent done. Once casually threw a knife in my brother's leg in the party.
2020-10-24 12:24
#162
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Japan Sayon4Ra
I masturb8 while on cam with my teacher
2020-10-24 12:40
1 reply
alpha
2020-10-24 12:55
cheated on my gf
2020-10-24 15:12
#179
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United States breasts
jerk off to anime (it was just once)
2020-10-24 15:25
I have plenty of these stories I tasted my own pee, it was disgusting and so salty. Eating food with hands (like rice or pasta) and it was disgusting won't recommend anyone. I prick my oral aphthaes but it won't help or tried to wipe it hardly like the white thing will be gone and wiping helping it temporary and it gives you so much pain to do this. In my childhood i used to have pet ladybug but he death sadly:( Dunno why but when i was alone i sometimes peeing in some bowl then clean it hahah I have pulled my tooths, i remember i opened a hole in one of them and tried to broke them but couldn't do it. There are more but they are so disgusting hahhaha i stop now.
2020-10-24 16:47
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