i wish i didnt poop in shower so my mom wouldnt be mad to me
I hijack this topic to ask: when can i open threads? Been posting all i could for last 5 days and still says i need to be more active. The warning about 5 comments max per day and 5 mins between comments is gone anyways.
Took a picture of a girls butt i guess
launched cs for the first time
When I was a teen me and the boys went to mcdonalds. One of us "shat" (shitted?) into an empty softdrink-cup. Then we went up to the counter, handed the poor worker the cup (with lid on top) and said: "Excuse me, I think there is something wrong with my sprite" and ran away. He removed the lid and instantly hopped over the counter and chased after us. Wild times...
He caught 2 of my buddies and called the cops.
Looking back it was pretty retarded.
I used to fill up my water bottles with urine
Pinned a girls webcam on google meets... apparently teachers can see who you pin so yeah fuck me
After I fcked a girl for the first time I kinda stressed out and ran out on her like a little bitch. Then we were texting again, tried to get another chance.. Got drunk and puked on her dorm carpet. Also they had to carry me back to my room cause I was so drunk. Not my proudest moment. Since then we don't talk and I have no idea why
Smoking bad weed on the boat to England, on a language travel. At the end I pass out in my vomit, one of my friend pass out in the toilet, and one guy almost fall off the boat. Then the doctor on board called our family.
Ps I was 16yo
Killed a dog when I was little. I was hanging out with my friends and it was late. There were 4 of us. We wanted to buy something to eat and went to a store to buy some chips. And all of a sudden a mid sized dog attacked one of my friend and started chewing his leg. Blood was everywhere. I quickly took a broken glass bottle from the ground and started stabbing the dog in its neck. The dog tried to run away but couldn’t run, I took my small pocket knife and finished him off. My friend survived and after few months he could walk again.
Moral of a story is to never trust dogs and get a cat.
I rejected an average looking girl at 7th grade that turned into a beautiful flower 2 years later.
Puke on the middle of the dancefloor of an club, then walked away like nothing happend, while later passing out on the toilet in the same club where eventually my friends found me, didn't even get kicked out while half the club saw me... Many shoes were ruined that day. Like a part of my brain died then.
trying to give info in english on faceit.ru
Mixed raki and Jäegermeister. I'm ashamed
i did not understand well enough that a girl was into me, fucked everything up with drinking alcohol
I like to dip the cookies in my tea, but i know it's unhealthy.
I've hidden a drunk friend of mine from the teachers at high school for 4 lessons straight. We found him drunk after the lunch break, dumbass came back to school after drinking 50cL Smirnoff vodka.
I got so drunk when i was 18yo my mom and dad had to bring me to the hospital.
A good looking girl said she liked me during a truth or dare. I never dared to ask her out or anything and now she is so fucking hot. I have other girlfriend now but i think i would've liked her too. I don't know if she likes me anymore :D
I created account on hltv.org
I did so many weird things let me tell u one of them. I was child I watched horror movie at night i was scared and i locked my room. I had to pee but i was too afraid to leave my room. I peed into bottle which i found in my room, then I slept. I forget to throw it away when i woke up and went to the school , when i came back from school my father punched my face and my noise was bleeding cuz he thought that bottle was apple juice and he tasted it
That I followed the shadows in my life and not the light.
Simple as that.
i cut my legs when i was young, not even in a depression way just because it didnt hurt and i thought it was cool, recently i was trying to join the navy and i got the job but medical classed me unfit because of 'intentional self harm'
wish i didnt cut em
My friend bought some soda from the dispenser or how its called and later after he drank it all, he pissed in it and dropped it to the bottom inside the dispenser where your stuff drops after you purchase it, and then we saw some kid picking it up lol probably thinking its soda
Jacked off at office bathroom during work hours multiple times while getting paid for it?
Cried lying down in a puddle of water in front of a honking bus at the station in front of like 20 friends, 'cause one girl didn't want to talk to me?
Smoked a weed joint right in front of an entrance to a police station?
Acted like an asshole towards the biggest crush of my life?
if i didn't tell that girl i love
I dont really regret things I have done, I regret things that I havent done.
Once casually threw a knife in my brother's leg in the party.
I masturb8 while on cam with my teacher
jerk off to anime (it was just once)
I have plenty of these stories
I tasted my own pee, it was disgusting and so salty.
Eating food with hands (like rice or pasta) and it was disgusting won't recommend anyone.
I prick my oral aphthaes but it won't help or tried to wipe it hardly like the white thing will be gone and wiping helping it temporary and it gives you so much pain to do this.
In my childhood i used to have pet ladybug but he death sadly:(
Dunno why but when i was alone i sometimes peeing in some bowl then clean it hahah
I have pulled my tooths, i remember i opened a hole in one of them and tried to broke them but couldn't do it.
There are more but they are so disgusting hahhaha i stop now.