I went out to trick or treating where I live, Argentina, and not half an hour had passed that I already had been robbed, spitted, and punched several times at the music of "here's your hallowin' you gringo" (lose translation).
Went back home defeated not only by the fury of my peers but the absolute lack of treats (nobody gave me anything). I was putting some ice in my face when I heard some noises at the door; I believe in always giving the best of you, so I took my bowl of candies, sweets, and such, and opened the door with a big smile... only to find 3 robbers trying to steal my car, which I always park in the front of my house. I was beaten again, my car was stolen, and the sweets are gone (along with the bowl, which was a present from my mother).
Americans, I beg you: Please come to "liberate" Argentina as you do in the middle east, I cannot wait to enjoy Halloween as you do, trick and treating freely in the streets :) We have some oil in here (Vaca Tuerta) you can dispose of, as you know you usually do. I'll go get more ice.
First of all, how the fuck and why the fuck are you telling hltv. You should 1 leave Argentina with your mother and two Tell the us that they can have the oil but the government won’t allow the pipeline so they can go Iraq style on it.
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