u shouldnt say this shit to me on hltv because if we would meet On LAN i would destroy you with my muscles. For breakfeast i eat an entire cow and a couple children from my village. I excercice my biceps more than i bait on hltv, i practice my shooting abilities more than s1mple baiting, i train more in box than you suck niveras pp
bubble flames: coach
i_eat_bugers: lurker with checking every corner so cautiously that time runs out by the time he crosses t spawn
astraliseraneverended : awper with device res
babablacksheep : ruski that screams racist comments and earrapes everyone , but still manages to play good
lulquid_koolquid : support (like amanek)
wilbuildchurchofaleksigod : second entry
If i had to relate this team to pro scene, it'd be
Astraliseraneverended : woxic (funny cuz he's turk himself)
Babablacksheep : bubzki, toxic asf but could carry
Lulquid_Koolquid : amanek
Wilbuildchurchofaleksigod : huNter
I_eat_burgers : unrelatable, imagine a lurker with immense potential, but is a waste cuz lazy
I_car (riffler/second entry/star) fragger because he cares about his frag
Nivera_Top1_2021 (igl/lurker) because he watchs a lot of niveras match and should know some strats
ibuprofenia (awper) because yes
mafe^ (entry and the guy who die baiting)
DELUSIONAL_BIG_FAN (riffler/the guy who misses almost every nade) big fan and big is only aim isn't?
coach: OfficialHltvRetart because why not?
Jonathan E. = Entry
zeraSK = Awper
Tense = IGL
VNG = Support
I_Car = Star
Nomad = Coach
Jonty = analyst
TheKaizer = psychological support
Stay_Hidrated_myman = psychological support
Stay_Drinkwaterandstuff_my_guy = psychological support
dimitrii = the guy who speaks the news
the team is also thinking about hiring the user dyinbyran
EZ TOP 1
the academy team:
DDouble = IGL
Nivera_top1_2021 = Awper
Gunt = the guy who kills 30 all over map without bait and will probably go to the primary team soon
Delirious = Support/Entry
IBuyProfenia = Lurker/2nd Rifler
Jonty - Baiter
VeryNiceGuy - Mental Support of team
i_car - He camps on cars on dust2, overpass etc.
Jonathan E - Entry banner
Peruvian OK guy and his 20 alt accounts - Providing 20 accounts to our team, so we rekt everyone 25v5
SPROUTfaven - Rifler
S1mple (idk his hltv name, but he is here guys,,) - AWP
SCHIZOPHRENIC_MIBR_FAN (I think this guy is taco) - Support
Nomad - Leader
i_car - Lurker, he can rotate very fast get info very good 😎
IGL - 200iquser. Self explanatory
lurk - Delusional_big_fan. This guy seems to have the knack of being in the right place at the right time with big posts so I feel like it’s a transferable skill.
Entry - I_Car. What can I say? The dude cars about getting kills and stuff.
AWP - HLTVsBestAimer. He’s literally got the best aim out of all of hltv.
Support - GermanEmpire. I really think the dude would be really efficient with utility.
Coach - Jonathon E. The legend of HLTV himself!