u wouldnt say this shit to me at lan, im jacked. not only that but i wear the freshest clothes, eat at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
u shouldnt say this shit to me on hltv because if we would meet On LAN i would destroy you with my muscles. For breakfeast i eat an entire cow and a couple children from my village. I excercice my biceps more than i bait on hltv, i practice my shooting abilities more than s1mple baiting, i train more in box than you suck niveras pp
all of them are pussies falling for our bait xaxaxa
they dont know how to deal with hating 12 yr olds
thats the reason jW and chris are the real alphas
bubble flames: coach
i_eat_bugers: lurker with checking every corner so cautiously that time runs out by the time he crosses t spawn
astraliseraneverended : awper with device res
babablacksheep : ruski that screams racist comments and earrapes everyone , but still manages to play good
lulquid_koolquid : support (like amanek)
wilbuildchurchofaleksigod : second entry
If i had to relate this team to pro scene, it'd be
Astraliseraneverended : woxic (funny cuz he's turk himself)
Babablacksheep : bubzki, toxic asf but could carry
Lulquid_Koolquid : amanek
Wilbuildchurchofaleksigod : huNter
I_eat_burgers : unrelatable, imagine a lurker with immense potential, but is a waste cuz lazy
quacke (IGL) \
Lagge15 (IGL) > because we smart
Jonty (IGL) /
Verfassungsschutz (entry) > you see how fast he is to every single thread?
günT (bait/support)
YEKINDARisUnderrated (coach)
TheJuan (AWPer)
I_car (Star rifler)
nobody_cars (Entry)
Jonty04l32 (IGL)
Discodiplan (Support)
Didn't really think about the roles too much, but the best team for sure!
I_car (riffler/second entry/star) fragger because he cares about his frag
Nivera_Top1_2021 (igl/lurker) because he watchs a lot of niveras match and should know some strats
ibuprofenia (awper) because yes
mafe^ (entry and the guy who die baiting)
DELUSIONAL_BIG_FAN (riffler/the guy who misses almost every nade) big fan and big is only aim isn't?
coach: OfficialHltvRetart because why not?
BIG is actually one of the best teams with utility as #124 said. They invented a lot of cool new smokes lineups, nadestacks and little pocket strats etc...
Jonathan E. = Entry
zeraSK = Awper
Tense = IGL
VNG = Support
I_Car = Star
Nomad = Coach
Jonty = analyst
TheKaizer = psychological support
Stay_Hidrated_myman = psychological support
Stay_Drinkwaterandstuff_my_guy = psychological support
dimitrii = the guy who speaks the news
the team is also thinking about hiring the user dyinbyran
EZ TOP 1
the academy team:
DDouble = IGL
Nivera_top1_2021 = Awper
Gunt = the guy who kills 30 all over map without bait and will probably go to the primary team soon
Delirious = Support/Entry
IBuyProfenia = Lurker/2nd Rifler
yes, this guy has dedication, you can even ask for a flag for him to use (I think he still accepts), like when I asked him to use a Brazilian flag (He uses the flag for 1-2 days)
Me- IGL, AWP, also entry, support and lurker at the same time
Rest of the players arent so important. Cuz their role=moral support
Ez major winner team
Jonty - Baiter
VeryNiceGuy - Mental Support of team
i_car - He camps on cars on dust2, overpass etc.
Jonathan E - Entry banner
Peruvian OK guy and his 20 alt accounts - Providing 20 accounts to our team, so we rekt everyone 25v5
SPROUTfaven - Rifler
S1mple (idk his hltv name, but he is here guys,,) - AWP
SCHIZOPHRENIC_MIBR_FAN (I think this guy is taco) - Support
Nomad - Leader
i_car - Lurker, he can rotate very fast get info very good 😎
IGL - 200iquser. Self explanatory
lurk - Delusional_big_fan. This guy seems to have the knack of being in the right place at the right time with big posts so I feel like it’s a transferable skill.
Entry - I_Car. What can I say? The dude cars about getting kills and stuff.
AWP - HLTVsBestAimer. He’s literally got the best aim out of all of hltv.
Support - GermanEmpire. I really think the dude would be really efficient with utility.
Coach - Jonathon E. The legend of HLTV himself!