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Jackinho | 
Brazil rafinhabolado 
(disgard how much you will earn)
2020-11-24 00:26
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Writer.
2020-11-24 00:27
#2
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Switzerland NotJuan
hltv user
2020-11-24 00:27
1 reply
+1
2020-11-24 00:58
#3
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Europe HLTVTIMES
Rich
2020-11-24 00:28
1 reply
#173
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Chile cristiaan
+1
2020-11-24 17:50
#4
MACKO | 
Serbia shmoko
owner of a chain business
2020-11-24 00:30
1 reply
what kind of chains? bike chains?
2020-11-24 17:51
Got enough money to maintain a decent life. I want to help poor kids build their dream football pitch in a poor portugal-spanish village.
2020-11-24 00:30
13 replies
#31
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Portugal ABITELA
Very nice ! I am curious, why Portugal ?
2020-11-24 01:15
#82
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Portugal PiEpZ
nt
2020-11-24 13:05
LUL czech republik is poorer then Portugal, Third world country. Help the ones close to you instead
2020-11-24 13:08
7 replies
But I like ronaldo
2020-11-24 14:30
do you even know where CZ is located?
2020-11-24 14:46
4 replies
CZ is in buy menu next to p250
2020-11-24 14:47
3 replies
8/8
2020-11-24 14:47
#132
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Brazil finexys_
9/8
2020-11-24 15:02
10/8
2020-11-25 01:05
lul u have no idea bruh
2020-11-24 15:36
this is one of the funniest baits I've seen in a while
2020-11-24 16:22
2 replies
Hearing such from Israel is like beating a God damn cancer, thanks men
2020-11-24 19:34
1 reply
<3
2020-11-25 00:33
DJ/Male model
2020-11-24 00:30
2 replies
#133
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Brazil finexys_
get ready to win 32k/month
2020-11-24 15:02
im retired dj 32k/month
2020-11-24 16:16
rally car racecar driver or dead
2020-11-24 00:31
#8
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Germany I_car
F1 car
2020-11-24 00:30
11 replies
#12
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Netherlands n0b8m8
You want to be the car?
2020-11-24 00:36
10 replies
#18
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Netherlands Nederland
He_car
2020-11-24 00:40
8 replies
who cars
2020-11-24 01:19
7 replies
#36
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Germany I_car
I car
2020-11-24 09:11
6 replies
who cars
2020-11-24 09:15
5 replies
#44
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Netherlands PasscaLl
I_car cars
2020-11-24 09:22
1 reply
#57
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Germany I_car
+1
2020-11-24 09:47
nobody_cars
2020-11-24 14:05
2 replies
everybody_wheelchairs?
2020-11-24 14:48
1 reply
+1
2020-11-24 15:20
lmao
2020-11-25 14:22
Full time beekeeper or botanist
2020-11-24 00:31
6 replies
Highly achievable, though, I have no idea about beekeeping regulations in NL.
2020-11-24 12:54
3 replies
Well I do plan on moving to the UK, possibly next year. I know it's achievable but to make a full on living out of it is something else :)
2020-11-24 13:25
2 replies
I bet even having it as a hobby will make your life brighter.
2020-11-24 13:38
1 reply
That is certainly true, and I definitely will in the future :)
2020-11-24 13:40
beekeeper sound really nice, wish you luck
2020-11-24 15:46
1 reply
Thank you :D
2020-11-24 17:44
Dj 50k month
2020-11-24 00:34
coomer
2020-11-24 00:34
getting paid to travel
2020-11-24 00:37
hunter
2020-11-24 00:37
cs go pro player or game dev
2020-11-24 00:38
#17
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Austria l3v1z
music composer
2020-11-24 00:39
5 replies
What type of music?
2020-11-24 12:53
4 replies
#88
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Iraq NIAMZWER
hentai soundtracks
2020-11-24 13:18
#90
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Iraq NIAMZWER
ah SHIT ITS HANS ZIMMER BRO SORRY I LOVE YOU good music bro
2020-11-24 13:18
2 replies
Thank you.
2020-11-24 13:45
1 reply
#101
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Iraq NIAMZWER
Time is my favourite and then the one from interstellar.. Fuck maybe the one from interstellar was better idk both best!
2020-11-24 14:01
#19
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Europe jigglepeek
world boss.
2020-11-24 00:42
a pilot
2020-11-24 00:42
#21
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Finland 7ones
Real estate mogul
2020-11-24 00:49
#24
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United Kingdom tank6123
archaeologist
2020-11-24 00:50
Dj
2020-11-24 00:50
8 replies
I wonder how much money you could make as a DJ...
2020-11-24 09:17
7 replies
32k/month odc
2020-11-24 09:25
6 replies
you would have to produce as well, or? and be famous at the same time
2020-11-24 09:56
5 replies
Ask BileDani
2020-11-24 13:29
4 replies
who the fuck is that
2020-11-24 13:31
3 replies
thats like asking who the fuck is donald trump
2020-11-24 14:15
1 reply
0/8 bait
2020-11-24 14:21
Hi guys I am BileDani I earn 32k/month and get 300 grills per year.
2020-11-24 14:35
President of Venezuela
2020-11-24 00:55
5 replies
What is ur connection with Venezuela being a Maltan?
2020-11-24 09:59
4 replies
zero connection, it's not really my dream job but it's definitely interesting...
2020-11-24 12:41
3 replies
Ok, but what surprises me is out of 150+ countries in the world, and 30+ developed and technologically advanced countries and better living, u want Venezuela, why?
2020-11-24 14:40
2 replies
Isn't it obvious? Corruption. He can rig the elections and stay in his palace forever, ruling his people with an ironfist as he lives in an overflow of luxury and wealth himself. Venezuela got loads of natural resources.
2020-11-24 15:33
1 reply
+1 exactly
2020-11-24 15:41
shut in with bitches and all the money to spend in a lifetime
2020-11-24 00:58
#29
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Portugal poiuytNf
master grower
2020-11-24 00:59
2 replies
you need a dick for that first 😎
2020-11-24 16:20
1 reply
#175
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Portugal poiuytNf
i have bruv , why u talkin about my dick ?
2020-11-24 18:31
General or judge
2020-11-24 01:13
nba player
2020-11-24 01:33
1 reply
32k/month? 😎
2020-11-24 16:18
successful artist
2020-11-24 09:19
FaZe Igl
2020-11-24 09:19
#42
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Romania alexinio05
Cs pro or game developer
2020-11-24 09:20
#43
gxx- | 
Albania ZxTox
SpaceX/Tesla Software Engineer
2020-11-24 09:21
2 replies
SpaceX, well, you have to be a U.S. citizen. Tesla, you have a small chance in EU as majority of vacancies are in Sales / or Service (technicians). Here you have some in IT: 1. tesla.com/careers/search/job/senior-plat.. 2. tesla.com/careers/search/job/software-en.. 3. tesla.com/careers/search/job/software-su.. 4. tesla.com/careers/search/job/autopilot-s.. 5. tesla.com/careers/search/job/eu-software..
2020-11-24 13:09
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#102
gxx- | 
Albania ZxTox
I know that working for SpaceX requires a US green card.
2020-11-24 14:04
Judge, or police inspector. To put bastards in jail.
2020-11-24 09:23
becoming a ceo, earning decent salary of a decent ceo
2020-11-24 09:24
#48
Dosia | 
Russia Rapu
the trainer of the bears
2020-11-24 09:25
1 reply
flag checks out
2020-11-24 16:20
someone who eat much
2020-11-24 09:26
hltv mod
2020-11-24 09:27
#52
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Finland nexustron
Probably a therapist or general manager of a sports/esports team. Politician, diplomat, public speaker and author are also jobs I might like.
2020-11-24 09:27
#53
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Netherlands toothpaste
Technical lead
2020-11-24 09:30
Professional CS:GO Player
2020-11-24 09:35
5 replies
#73
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Netherlands WitnessMe
+1
2020-11-24 12:53
AlthoughI love CSGO I think i would currently hate it. It much be really taxing to be forced to train and play 8h a days and not being able to stop playing when you're fed up or mentally exhausted. And once you start hating the game you lose both your job and your hobby. Plus the pressure from all the lowbrain community must be quite annoying. With the travels around the world it must be worth it tho
2020-11-24 14:06
3 replies
Yea I mean if playing 8 hours a day is hard for you than its not for you :D For me it will be paradise
2020-11-24 15:47
2 replies
Sure. I think back in the days I could have but now I'm 30 and I don't think I could stay motivated very long. But good luck if you want to take a shot at it :)
2020-11-25 12:48
1 reply
Thanks :)
2020-11-25 12:56
Benched in Astralis
2020-11-24 09:47
2 replies
#71
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Pakistan LoOuU2
+1 Play FPL all day and post bait tweets all while getting a free paycheck.
2020-11-24 12:51
8/10
2020-11-24 16:21
32K/month DJ
2020-11-24 09:53
4 replies
this but not about the money thou
2020-11-24 14:59
2 replies
That's how much i earn
2020-11-24 15:20
1 reply
ye me too, im dj and 32k/m but not doing it for the money.
2020-11-25 14:18
nice mens 😎
2020-11-24 16:19
#59
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Sweden Nappev
succesfull entrepeneur of very autonomous firm, so i get rich w/o much input. csgo pro player. airline pilot, Which is my plan currently as im in school. fighter pilot and fly the gripen - but i like being lagom fat so idk
2020-11-24 09:53
hltv admin
2020-11-24 10:01
#64
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Indonesia whyt0b
I would love to be a writer.
2020-11-24 10:02
superman
2020-11-24 10:07
homeless
2020-11-24 12:43
#69
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United States ClickHole
Billionaire
2020-11-24 12:46
pickup artist
2020-11-24 12:51
being a rapper would be cool
2020-11-24 12:55
CEO of esports org.
2020-11-24 12:56
3 replies
I'd love this one too. But nowadays it seems almost impossible to make profits. And when you see the prices of very average players, you need around 10 millions a year to launch a tiers 1 org and operate it for a year...
2020-11-24 14:08
2 replies
i am planning to create my own org with a football club basis( i mean the whole structure of having an academy-2ndteam-1stteam)as well as i am working on the plan of how to bring the investments and support from local council/companies. It takes time to develop but it is possible.
2020-11-24 15:33
1 reply
Sounds awesome, best of luck in your project ! And you are right, there are solution if you play it smart. It's a least worth a try
2020-11-25 12:50
Nature photographer, soccer player or phd in medical research
2020-11-24 13:02
something boring
2020-11-24 13:04
#81
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Brazil eumesmo
masturbate rich asian guys.
2020-11-24 13:04
dj 32k a month
2020-11-24 13:18
1 reply
😎🤙 nice
2020-11-24 16:22
#91
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Iraq NIAMZWER
full time hltv forum admin
2020-11-24 13:19
musician. sing writer or drummer
2020-11-24 13:28
#96
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Czech Republic Prevodovka
gold digger
2020-11-24 13:33
HLTV Admin
2020-11-24 13:38
#105
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Europe Sbinalla
Racing for a living or being a pilot
2020-11-24 14:07
#107
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Nigeria Evaded
I do not dream of labor.
2020-11-24 14:08
1 reply
+1
2020-11-25 00:45
Doctor / Nephrologist Regret not going to med school, and I think its late now (21yo).
2020-11-24 14:14
5 replies
It is really not.
2020-11-24 14:44
3 replies
Yeah, but its 6 year long learning for the degree.
2020-11-24 15:30
2 replies
21 ? here in brazil people normally takes 4-5 years to pass in a free medicine college , 21 is a good age
2020-11-25 00:39
1 reply
I am thinking about it. Right now, I am studing natural sciences (geolography and biology), I will probably try next year. I was scared to go for med before, cuz I have been going through so much sh*t because of my health. Being scared to ruin someone's life because a bad decision or making scars in their mental health..
2020-11-25 08:13
lmao you have your whole life in front of you and you're already "too old"
2020-11-25 08:23
Working in the music industry would be awesome.
2020-11-24 14:16
product tester for sex shop
2020-11-24 14:17
#117
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Italy m0rkTFH
Owning a zoogarden and breeding turtles.
2020-11-24 14:18
ambassador
2020-11-24 14:31
i want to be flamie
2020-11-24 14:32
#130
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Brazil HazzyS
Mechanical Engineer for Airplanes :D
2020-11-24 14:56
Game Producer
2020-11-24 15:04
#135
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Brazil finexys_
brazzers actor
2020-11-24 15:04
#137
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Brazil uselessz
hltv baiter
2020-11-24 15:12
#140
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Russia SW@G_3
architect
2020-11-24 15:23
Professional golfer/owner of a golfcourse, living fulltime in the south of Spain or something.
2020-11-24 15:35
I want to be an officer in the Brazilian army
2020-11-24 15:49
Billionaire.
2020-11-24 15:51
Musician, producer and content creator.
2020-11-24 15:57
#156
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France Aresys
No job, much money.
2020-11-24 15:58
i changed my mind CEO of Racism
2020-11-24 16:19
hltv admin of course
2020-11-24 16:22
#170
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United States E_40
hooker
2020-11-24 17:45
1 reply
lmao 😄😄🤣🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻
2020-11-24 18:35
hltv admin
2020-11-24 17:45
hltv admin 👌🏻😎🖕🏻
2020-11-24 18:34
1 reply
> (disgard how much you will earn) C'mon man be honest you want it for the money xD
2020-11-25 00:43
i wanna be DJ
2020-11-24 18:34
Translator. Working a lot for it as well on learning new languages.
2020-11-25 00:42
movie director
2020-11-25 00:43
coach navi😃
2020-11-25 01:02
#190
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United States nbazero
software engineer
2020-11-25 01:05
being football pro seems extremely fun but not gonna happen
2020-11-25 01:18
doctor
2020-11-25 01:20
Csgo caster
2020-11-25 01:23
CS:GO analyst/desk talent.
2020-11-25 01:24
Awper for mouz
2020-11-25 01:47
#197
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Denmark OscarGF
Professional millionaire :D
2020-11-25 01:49
#200
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Korea Auckland
I want to have a stable job in New Zealand and my goal is to get a New Zealand Permanent Resident Visa.
2020-11-25 08:28
pilot or financial advisor :)
2020-11-25 08:26
blow-job?
2020-11-25 12:50
artist.
2020-11-25 12:57
#207
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Portugal Bisontej
prob gonna sound stupid and for most of you "unrealistic" but cs pro
2020-11-25 13:02
T1 porn actor
2020-11-25 14:24
professional fapper
2020-11-25 14:26
Tricked
3.02
Wisla Krakow
1.35
Complexity
3.14
Natus Vincere
1.36
TheDice
3.90
Sinners
1.23
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