Forum thread: Does your country have penis inspection day?

HLTV witnesses its first thread stealth: Guys how is Warsaw, anyone been there?

2020-11-26 19:52

Yes

2020-11-26 19:52

I remember them inspecting my dick as well. Asked me why I was the only kid with uncut penis in a Swedish kindergarten. I told them that's the norm in Europe.

2020-11-26 19:52

42 replies

xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa gender, my child, happy to see your footsteps on my path

2020-11-26 19:55

39 replies

not the same guy

2020-11-26 20:24

38 replies

I promise you they are the same guys

2020-11-26 20:47

37 replies

sauce?

2020-11-26 20:48

36 replies

1.hard ass fakelfagger 2.supports trump to his heart 3.rightwinged 4.anti islam 5.talks the same way 6.(most important) is a tits loving guy and argues over ass vs tits like he bet his life on it

2020-11-26 20:59

7 replies

"Are you ReligiousStudies_Professor?" gyazo.com/69c01379891c736100cc9620420313.. rekt

2020-11-26 21:02

5 replies

Ofcourse he says no What doink?

2020-11-26 21:04

4 replies

You see his flair? You know whose name that is? rekt

2020-11-26 21:07

3 replies

haha, you rekt this guy

2020-11-26 21:16

2 replies

nt babablacksheep

2020-11-26 21:18

1 reply

Lmao

2020-11-26 21:19

There are so many people fitting that description

2020-11-26 23:05

I have reasons to think it's the same guy

2020-11-26 21:03

27 replies

You got reasons, i got proofs baby girl

2020-11-26 21:04

22 replies

If #57 are your proofs then mine are better

2020-11-26 21:06

21 replies

I can't post the proof here (my nationality will be revealed)

2020-11-26 21:07

20 replies

you are bulgarian lmao

2020-11-26 21:09

So I guess my only option is trust me bro

2020-11-26 21:16

18 replies

babablacksheep = religiousstudies_professor stevie wonder would be able to see it

2020-11-26 21:19

17 replies

If that was true he has been playing 4D chess with PMs to make me think otherwise But if you mean he is Bulgarian but not Gender guy then it could be true

2020-11-26 21:22

16 replies

He's been doing that with me for the past year! baba definitely exposed himself now lol

2020-11-26 21:23

10 replies

literally man, are my english seeming bulgaria to you

2020-11-26 21:30

9 replies

yes

2020-11-26 21:31

8 replies

High time Forcing my nerves to release the big guns or the things i referred to as proof before

2020-11-26 21:33

7 replies

well otherwise it's widely acknowledged now that you are, in fact, bulgarian

2020-11-26 21:34

6 replies

Günt doesn't make it widely acknowledged, but i need this stain out of my name, be it solely in your eyes

2020-11-26 21:36

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I will spread the word

2020-11-26 21:36

4 replies

imgur.com/a/JBtQf0D HAD to censor the PM from the user knowing my nationality

2020-11-26 21:42

3 replies

that literally proves nothing

2020-11-26 21:45

2 replies

Dude, what are you even trying to say I'm not lonely enough to pm myself girl accounts say after day, wtf xa

2020-11-26 21:47

1 reply

Ok!

2020-11-26 22:03

+888 literally so funny to think about from your POV

2020-11-26 21:23

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i.ytimg.com/vi/4xfw9DoNb2Q/maxresdefault..

2020-11-26 21:27

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i remember telling i car to link me religious' acc, when i was banned (cuz i was in desperate need of grill content) but then i settled with catattau

2020-11-26 21:29

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instagram.com/catattau/ bro????

2020-11-26 21:31

1 reply

hltv.org/profile/1362182/catatauu Read bio and you'll understand

2020-11-26 21:43

I have reasons to think it's not the same guy

2020-11-26 21:07

3 replies

Yeah I imagine

2020-11-26 21:08

1 reply

#112

2020-11-26 21:42

2020-11-26 23:04

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2020-11-26 21:16

good one lmaooo

2020-11-26 21:20

In Sweden they touched my balls too make sure they weren't tangled, I enjoyed it I bet the older man performing it enjoyed it so all around everyone is happy

2020-11-26 19:52

Yea a nurse touched my balls when i was around 9 in school.

2020-11-26 19:53

4 replies

female nurse?

2020-11-26 20:30

3 replies

Yea

2020-11-26 20:30

2 replies

wtf maybe she can inspect mine??

2020-11-26 20:31

1 reply

Nah I think ur too old

2020-11-26 20:32

No one ever saw my meat.

2020-11-26 19:56

4 replies

i did)) remember, block your camera view

2020-11-26 21:08

1 reply

That's kinda gay, but whatever.

2020-11-26 23:01

Change it to "no1 can see my meat"

2020-11-26 21:34

1 reply

I can't, bruv

2020-11-26 23:02

Yåp. A nurse touched my balls.

2020-11-26 19:57

yes we have it here

2020-11-26 19:58

Absolutely fucking not, what is wrong with your countries

2020-11-26 20:00

28 replies

We’re not stuck in Victorian prudery. These are health checkups, no wonder Scandinavians are so fit while UK is the obese nation of Western Europe

2020-11-26 20:02

17 replies

fancy way of saying molestation imagine being so conditioned into accepting that shit

2020-11-26 20:09

16 replies

Dude take it from me - I've never had to do this. I think some schools are just fucked, it's not an official, state mandated thing. Either that or Swedes are trying to joke about with non-Swedes and the joke is just completely wooshing over my head.

2020-11-26 20:12

9 replies

well there's still some hope at least then

2020-11-26 20:12

7 replies

Yeah don't believe everything you read online, especially the HLTV forums lmao. But there actually is a possibility that this is a thing in some fucked schools, it could go undercover for a while I guess. But it's nothing I've ever heard of happening.

2020-11-26 20:14

6 replies

How old are you? Maybe they stopped doing it recently.

2020-11-26 20:27

4 replies

I'm in university, 19 years old. I've done plenty of health checkups, in the lower grades you do them every or every other year, but it never involved random ass people inspecting my balls.

2020-11-26 20:28

3 replies

Maybe you were sick that day, they did it to me when i was around 9 or 10 and I thought it was a normal thing. Edit: Just asked my friend from a different school and the exact same thing happened to him.

2020-11-26 20:30

20 here. They did it at my school

2020-11-26 21:09

1 reply

same

2020-11-26 21:59

Literally normal in Finland. Takes about 15 seconds and that's it. A normal health checkup once in your life to check that everything is going alright. Not a big deal.

2020-11-26 20:35

YOu are just too young. Back in 90's, we all had to go thru it. And fuck that spoon was cold.

2020-11-26 21:04

‘Molestation’ LMAO hysterical

2020-11-26 20:22

1 reply

case in point

2020-11-26 20:48

Its like when a kid has his testicle crushed and his mother takes him to the hospital, the doctor just lifts his hands up and says "sorry ma'am, I can't do anything about it, otherwise I'd be molesting a child!"

2020-11-26 21:15

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Yeah, except the kid doesn't have anything obviously wrong with him and, for some reason, there's a random adult there fondling his balls in school? Medical checkups in hospitals, schoolwork in school. Fucking weirdos you are over there

2020-11-26 21:41

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It's an actual doctor who comes to the school. Doing things they'd do in a hospital, just in the school so every kid doesn't need to go to the hospital for a simple health checkup. Yeah I know, pretty weird to care about health and stuff.

2020-11-28 05:27

if you can't see how these situations are completely different then i think the only medical checkup you need is for your brain

2020-11-26 22:07

Imagine not having your balls graced by the touch of a woman until puberty. Could never be me.

2020-11-26 20:07

8 replies

"ok kids it's time for your state mandated molestation session"

2020-11-26 20:11

7 replies

stop being a wimp and let the hot nurse fiddle with your dangling nads

2020-11-26 20:19

6 replies

only if it's a male nurse

2020-11-26 20:19

5 replies

flag

2020-11-26 20:19

4 replies

don't call me that homophobe

2020-11-26 20:47

Literally, out of all the countries, sweden is the one saying "flag"?

2020-11-26 21:00

2 replies

that's mongolia dude...

2020-11-26 21:21

1 reply

no its sweden img-cdn.hltv.org/teamlogo/YlzjLTOJCv1qJM..

2020-11-26 22:08

2020-11-26 20:59

I only got my pp touched once, and that was by my uncle. Jk, I had to get a physical before going to public school and the doctor touched pp, but it wasn't an annual thing

2020-11-26 20:01

I actually have no idea what this is about. I've never had to do this. Some of ya'll go to fucked up schools.

2020-11-26 20:04

4 replies

lol nice blocking out memories xd

2020-11-26 20:06

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lmao for real though did you guys do this? I've gone through the entire school system at 3 different schools and it's never happened to me. The only time I've had my dick inspected by anyone was once in the hospital. EDIT: At this point I can't tell if swedes are just fucking with non-swedes and the joke is wooshing over my head or if the rest of the country is just fucked up.

2020-11-26 20:10

2 replies

tbh I don't even remember even if our nurse did but I'm pretty sure it's the norm I got testicular torsion when I was 14 tho so she probably should have

2020-11-26 20:17

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Yeah that's a real thing so that makes sense. But I've never heard jackshit about this being part of the regular check up. If it is we gotta get Uppdrag Granskning on this shit.

2020-11-26 20:20

wtf no when u go to the military service they check ur balls tho, but ain't nobody touching 11year olds

2020-11-26 20:09

5 replies

how's that any better???? rather have my balls checked at the age of 9

2020-11-26 20:18

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how is that better wtf? also idk even if u have to show them but I didn't mind, don't have to worry about testicular cancer now for some time at least

2020-11-26 20:28

2 replies

0.33% chance of you getting testicular cancer with a 95% survival rate. Would be more worried about my balls being healthy going into puberty.

2020-11-26 20:30

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I guess, anyways mandatory balls check kinda weird no matter what ngl

2020-11-26 20:31

what????????? why the fuck would they need to check my balls if i go to the military? are you serious? wtf should i shave my balls now

2020-11-26 22:09

wtf??? is this bait???

2020-11-26 20:12

4 replies

i'm literally wondering the same, hltv smh never know

2020-11-26 20:16

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I'm Swedish and even I am confused, and I'm too afraid to google.

2020-11-26 20:21

yeah the closest thing to that that I've seen was when I was 18 and went to enlist to the army and they ask all the guys to stand naked facing forward to see if there's anything unusual I guess. But doing that on children is really messed up I think, if it isn't bait (and nobody touched me, according to that guy's tweet the nurses touch the girls' intimate parts? Wtf mens)

2020-11-26 20:59

No its not. It helps identifying testicular cancer before it becomes untreatable.

2020-11-26 21:05

Is it normal to categorize a children health exam as a kinky thing?????

2020-11-26 20:24

Yes, but I was homeschooled...

2020-11-26 20:25

1 reply

nice.

2020-11-26 20:37

never heard about this not sure if baiting

2020-11-26 20:26

going to the doctor for healthy checkup is kinky now, huh. I think something is wrong with that guy and not Finland

2020-11-26 20:40

ACTUALLY YES LUL

2020-11-26 20:52

yes we had a medical examination in primary school

2020-11-26 20:56

Its not penis inspection. Its testicle inspection. They check if your balls have dropped, and if they are normal size etc. And yes. We have that.

2020-11-26 21:02

wtf

2020-11-26 21:06

I didn't have that in school but doctor did check balls and dick

2020-11-26 21:12

man, i didn't know that day existing

2020-11-26 21:14

1 reply

2020-11-26 21:15

this is true

2020-11-26 21:15

Hahaha, never heard about it..

2020-11-26 21:18

yes, I'm pretty sure they do it in all countries

2020-11-26 21:19

3 replies

world_1_penis_inspection_brazil_0

2020-11-26 21:21

2 replies

sorry, I meant to say in all the developed countries

2020-11-26 21:23

1 reply

axaxaxaxaxaxa

2020-11-26 21:24

ok this is bizarre wtfffffffffffff

2020-11-26 21:21

Why not check dick to see if it works? We have dick check from doctor and in church, doctor test if it look correct and balls are correct place and in church they test if orgasm works and they collect sperm to check quality.

2020-11-26 21:25

a normal fucking checkup done by medical expect, for us the lady just quickly checked if your balls had dropped and thats it. . i dunno how this is supposed to be so weird?

2020-11-26 21:31

yep we had it

2020-11-26 21:32

didnt happen to me no

2020-11-28 05:32