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Does your country have penis inspection day?
Brazil NoMouthAndMustScream 
2020-11-26 19:49
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2020-11-26 19:52
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gAuLeS | 
Brazil )))
Yes
2020-11-26 19:52
I remember them inspecting my dick as well. Asked me why I was the only kid with uncut penis in a Swedish kindergarten. I told them that's the norm in Europe.
2020-11-26 19:52
42 replies
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa gender, my child, happy to see your footsteps on my path
2020-11-26 19:55
39 replies
not the same guy
2020-11-26 20:24
38 replies
I promise you they are the same guys
2020-11-26 20:47
37 replies
sauce?
2020-11-26 20:48
36 replies
1.hard ass fakelfagger 2.supports trump to his heart 3.rightwinged 4.anti islam 5.talks the same way 6.(most important) is a tits loving guy and argues over ass vs tits like he bet his life on it
2020-11-26 20:59
7 replies
"Are you ReligiousStudies_Professor?" gyazo.com/69c01379891c736100cc9620420313.. rekt
2020-11-26 21:02
5 replies
Ofcourse he says no What doink?
2020-11-26 21:04
4 replies
You see his flair? You know whose name that is? rekt
2020-11-26 21:07
3 replies
haha, you rekt this guy
2020-11-26 21:16
2 replies
nt babablacksheep
2020-11-26 21:18
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#87
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Germany I_car
Lmao
2020-11-26 21:19
There are so many people fitting that description
2020-11-26 23:05
#62
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Germany I_car
I have reasons to think it's the same guy
2020-11-26 21:03
27 replies
You got reasons, i got proofs baby girl
2020-11-26 21:04
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#67
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Germany I_car
If #57 are your proofs then mine are better
2020-11-26 21:06
21 replies
I can't post the proof here (my nationality will be revealed)
2020-11-26 21:07
20 replies
you are bulgarian lmao
2020-11-26 21:09
#83
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Germany I_car
So I guess my only option is trust me bro
2020-11-26 21:16
18 replies
babablacksheep = religiousstudies_professor stevie wonder would be able to see it
2020-11-26 21:19
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#90
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Germany I_car
If that was true he has been playing 4D chess with PMs to make me think otherwise But if you mean he is Bulgarian but not Gender guy then it could be true
2020-11-26 21:22
16 replies
He's been doing that with me for the past year! baba definitely exposed himself now lol
2020-11-26 21:23
10 replies
literally man, are my english seeming bulgaria to you
2020-11-26 21:30
9 replies
yes
2020-11-26 21:31
8 replies
High time Forcing my nerves to release the big guns or the things i referred to as proof before
2020-11-26 21:33
7 replies
well otherwise it's widely acknowledged now that you are, in fact, bulgarian
2020-11-26 21:34
6 replies
Günt doesn't make it widely acknowledged, but i need this stain out of my name, be it solely in your eyes
2020-11-26 21:36
5 replies
I will spread the word
2020-11-26 21:36
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imgur.com/a/JBtQf0D HAD to censor the PM from the user knowing my nationality
2020-11-26 21:42
3 replies
that literally proves nothing
2020-11-26 21:45
2 replies
Dude, what are you even trying to say I'm not lonely enough to pm myself girl accounts say after day, wtf xa
2020-11-26 21:47
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Ok!
2020-11-26 22:03
+888 literally so funny to think about from your POV
2020-11-26 21:23
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i remember telling i car to link me religious' acc, when i was banned (cuz i was in desperate need of grill content) but then i settled with catattau
2020-11-26 21:29
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2020-11-26 21:31
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hltv.org/profile/1362182/catatauu Read bio and you'll understand
2020-11-26 21:43
I have reasons to think it's not the same guy
2020-11-26 21:07
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#73
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Germany I_car
Yeah I imagine
2020-11-26 21:08
1 reply
2020-11-26 21:42
+1
2020-11-26 23:04
#82
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Denmark OscarGF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2020-11-26 21:16
good one lmaooo
2020-11-26 21:20
In Sweden they touched my balls too make sure they weren't tangled, I enjoyed it I bet the older man performing it enjoyed it so all around everyone is happy
2020-11-26 19:52
Yea a nurse touched my balls when i was around 9 in school.
2020-11-26 19:53
4 replies
female nurse?
2020-11-26 20:30
3 replies
Yea
2020-11-26 20:30
2 replies
wtf maybe she can inspect mine??
2020-11-26 20:31
1 reply
Nah I think ur too old
2020-11-26 20:32
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Ukraine W1ldHunt
No one ever saw my meat.
2020-11-26 19:56
4 replies
i did)) remember, block your camera view
2020-11-26 21:08
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#122
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Ukraine W1ldHunt
That's kinda gay, but whatever.
2020-11-26 23:01
Change it to "no1 can see my meat"
2020-11-26 21:34
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#123
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Ukraine W1ldHunt
I can't, bruv
2020-11-26 23:02
#8
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Denmark Whoopz
Yåp. A nurse touched my balls.
2020-11-26 19:57
yes we have it here
2020-11-26 19:58
Absolutely fucking not, what is wrong with your countries
2020-11-26 20:00
28 replies
We’re not stuck in Victorian prudery. These are health checkups, no wonder Scandinavians are so fit while UK is the obese nation of Western Europe
2020-11-26 20:02
17 replies
fancy way of saying molestation imagine being so conditioned into accepting that shit
2020-11-26 20:09
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#20
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Sweden quacke
Dude take it from me - I've never had to do this. I think some schools are just fucked, it's not an official, state mandated thing. Either that or Swedes are trying to joke about with non-Swedes and the joke is just completely wooshing over my head.
2020-11-26 20:12
9 replies
well there's still some hope at least then
2020-11-26 20:12
7 replies
#23
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Sweden quacke
Yeah don't believe everything you read online, especially the HLTV forums lmao. But there actually is a possibility that this is a thing in some fucked schools, it could go undercover for a while I guess. But it's nothing I've ever heard of happening.
2020-11-26 20:14
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How old are you? Maybe they stopped doing it recently.
2020-11-26 20:27
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#39
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Sweden quacke
I'm in university, 19 years old. I've done plenty of health checkups, in the lower grades you do them every or every other year, but it never involved random ass people inspecting my balls.
2020-11-26 20:28
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Maybe you were sick that day, they did it to me when i was around 9 or 10 and I thought it was a normal thing. Edit: Just asked my friend from a different school and the exact same thing happened to him.
2020-11-26 20:30
20 here. They did it at my school
2020-11-26 21:09
1 reply
same
2020-11-26 21:59
#47
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Finland Lindeni
Literally normal in Finland. Takes about 15 seconds and that's it. A normal health checkup once in your life to check that everything is going alright. Not a big deal.
2020-11-26 20:35
#63
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Europe Niko0
YOu are just too young. Back in 90's, we all had to go thru it. And fuck that spoon was cold.
2020-11-26 21:04
‘Molestation’ LMAO hysterical
2020-11-26 20:22
1 reply
case in point
2020-11-26 20:48
#78
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Finland Lindeni
Its like when a kid has his testicle crushed and his mother takes him to the hospital, the doctor just lifts his hands up and says "sorry ma'am, I can't do anything about it, otherwise I'd be molesting a child!"
2020-11-26 21:15
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Yeah, except the kid doesn't have anything obviously wrong with him and, for some reason, there's a random adult there fondling his balls in school? Medical checkups in hospitals, schoolwork in school. Fucking weirdos you are over there
2020-11-26 21:41
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#126
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Finland Lindeni
It's an actual doctor who comes to the school. Doing things they'd do in a hospital, just in the school so every kid doesn't need to go to the hospital for a simple health checkup. Yeah I know, pretty weird to care about health and stuff.
2020-11-28 05:27
if you can't see how these situations are completely different then i think the only medical checkup you need is for your brain
2020-11-26 22:07
Imagine not having your balls graced by the touch of a woman until puberty. Could never be me.
2020-11-26 20:07
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"ok kids it's time for your state mandated molestation session"
2020-11-26 20:11
7 replies
stop being a wimp and let the hot nurse fiddle with your dangling nads
2020-11-26 20:19
6 replies
only if it's a male nurse
2020-11-26 20:19
5 replies
flag
2020-11-26 20:19
4 replies
don't call me that homophobe
2020-11-26 20:47
Literally, out of all the countries, sweden is the one saying "flag"?
2020-11-26 21:00
2 replies
that's mongolia dude...
2020-11-26 21:21
1 reply
2020-11-26 22:08
+1
2020-11-26 20:59
I only got my pp touched once, and that was by my uncle. Jk, I had to get a physical before going to public school and the doctor touched pp, but it wasn't an annual thing
2020-11-26 20:01
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Sweden quacke
I actually have no idea what this is about. I've never had to do this. Some of ya'll go to fucked up schools.
2020-11-26 20:04
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lol nice blocking out memories xd
2020-11-26 20:06
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#17
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Sweden quacke
lmao for real though did you guys do this? I've gone through the entire school system at 3 different schools and it's never happened to me. The only time I've had my dick inspected by anyone was once in the hospital. EDIT: At this point I can't tell if swedes are just fucking with non-swedes and the joke is wooshing over my head or if the rest of the country is just fucked up.
2020-11-26 20:10
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tbh I don't even remember even if our nurse did but I'm pretty sure it's the norm I got testicular torsion when I was 14 tho so she probably should have
2020-11-26 20:17
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#30
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Sweden quacke
Yeah that's a real thing so that makes sense. But I've never heard jackshit about this being part of the regular check up. If it is we gotta get Uppdrag Granskning on this shit.
2020-11-26 20:20
#18
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Estonia mr_abdul
wtf no when u go to the military service they check ur balls tho, but ain't nobody touching 11year olds
2020-11-26 20:09
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how's that any better???? rather have my balls checked at the age of 9
2020-11-26 20:18
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#38
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Estonia mr_abdul
how is that better wtf? also idk even if u have to show them but I didn't mind, don't have to worry about testicular cancer now for some time at least
2020-11-26 20:28
2 replies
0.33% chance of you getting testicular cancer with a 95% survival rate. Would be more worried about my balls being healthy going into puberty.
2020-11-26 20:30
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#45
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Estonia mr_abdul
I guess, anyways mandatory balls check kinda weird no matter what ngl
2020-11-26 20:31
what????????? why the fuck would they need to check my balls if i go to the military? are you serious? wtf should i shave my balls now
2020-11-26 22:09
wtf??? is this bait???
2020-11-26 20:12
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#25
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France Uexo
i'm literally wondering the same, hltv smh never know
2020-11-26 20:16
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#31
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Sweden quacke
I'm Swedish and even I am confused, and I'm too afraid to google.
2020-11-26 20:21
yeah the closest thing to that that I've seen was when I was 18 and went to enlist to the army and they ask all the guys to stand naked facing forward to see if there's anything unusual I guess. But doing that on children is really messed up I think, if it isn't bait (and nobody touched me, according to that guy's tweet the nurses touch the girls' intimate parts? Wtf mens)
2020-11-26 20:59
#66
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Europe Niko0
No its not. It helps identifying testicular cancer before it becomes untreatable.
2020-11-26 21:05
Is it normal to categorize a children health exam as a kinky thing?????
2020-11-26 20:24
Yes, but I was homeschooled...
2020-11-26 20:25
1 reply
nice.
2020-11-26 20:37
never heard about this not sure if baiting
2020-11-26 20:26
going to the doctor for healthy checkup is kinky now, huh. I think something is wrong with that guy and not Finland
2020-11-26 20:40
ACTUALLY YES LUL
2020-11-26 20:52
yes we had a medical examination in primary school
2020-11-26 20:56
#61
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Europe Niko0
Its not penis inspection. Its testicle inspection. They check if your balls have dropped, and if they are normal size etc. And yes. We have that.
2020-11-26 21:02
wtf
2020-11-26 21:06
#76
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Germany I_car
I didn't have that in school but doctor did check balls and dick
2020-11-26 21:12
man, i didn't know that day existing
2020-11-26 21:14
1 reply
+1
2020-11-26 21:15
this is true
2020-11-26 21:15
Hahaha, never heard about it..
2020-11-26 21:18
yes, I'm pretty sure they do it in all countries
2020-11-26 21:19
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world_1_penis_inspection_brazil_0
2020-11-26 21:21
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sorry, I meant to say in all the developed countries
2020-11-26 21:23
1 reply
axaxaxaxaxaxa
2020-11-26 21:24
ok this is bizarre wtfffffffffffff
2020-11-26 21:21
Why not check dick to see if it works? We have dick check from doctor and in church, doctor test if it look correct and balls are correct place and in church they test if orgasm works and they collect sperm to check quality.
2020-11-26 21:25
#102
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Finland Qurko
a normal fucking checkup done by medical expect, for us the lady just quickly checked if your balls had dropped and thats it. . i dunno how this is supposed to be so weird?
2020-11-26 21:31
#105
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Ukraine ksay
yep we had it
2020-11-26 21:32
#127
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Sweden Nappev
didnt happen to me no
2020-11-28 05:32
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