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S0MPLE POEM 3.0
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Faroe Islands ToiletCleanerMeister 
i love to use my team as bait and every1 knows i play only for rate navi are just losers who thing they are great when they are just bad and very overweight exit frags its been what i seek in eco rounds i will hunt like a freak when it matters u know im weak and we are the kings at REVERSE SWEEP when we are winning i like to provoke i pretend im confident but im a joke when my team is losing of course i will choke and hide like a rat inside a smoke
2020-11-28 11:44
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lmao
2020-11-28 11:53
#3
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Russia NOD777
It’s too beautiful to waste this talent on somple
2020-11-28 11:57
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whats the suggestion for the next poem men?
2020-11-28 12:54
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#23
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Russia NOD777
Praise somple destroyer, truly top1 zywoo
2020-11-28 13:18
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on my way
2020-11-28 13:28
how can i follow you on HLTV this is the best thing ive read in last 10 years
2020-11-29 16:17
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Ukraine volod1m1r
You probably never read anything since kindergarten then
2020-12-03 19:16
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flag
2020-12-03 20:19
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#50
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Ukraine volod1m1r
flag
2020-12-03 20:46
Dayum! Nicely done btw. HLTV is overflowing with s1mple threads :D
2020-11-28 11:58
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it's sad that people are wasting so much time to waste on s1mple lmao
2020-11-28 11:59
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I have never seen a more polarizing CSGo persona lol. fanboys swoon over him, and others hate him to death :D
2020-11-28 12:01
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it's pretty common to get hated in sports when you're one of the greats
2020-11-28 12:01
That is fcking awesome. Masterpiece
2020-11-28 12:00
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: D
2020-11-28 12:44
#9
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India Aded
+rep retard
2020-11-28 12:15
+rep retard
2020-11-28 12:47
#12
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India SKS_1337
Man, I am not some s1mple delusional fan. But, I think this is too much if he sees this. He is truly the #1 player. (maybe #2 now that zywoo breed is here) but yeah... S1mple is at least top 5-10 at any moment. I think we need to acknowledge that
2020-11-28 12:50
dkm
2020-11-28 12:55
Wow bro don't know if it's original but it is good
2020-11-28 12:55
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100% legit brah. maybe i will do the secund with forsaken if u guys want it
2020-11-28 12:57
3 replies
Do it bro 🥵 it's great
2020-11-28 12:58
man why u bullying him u fakin bish s1mple > all | ez4GODple
2020-11-28 13:00
I’m hyped!
2020-11-28 13:05
I am s1mple the best player in the world Other players play like a dead bird My team is average but I make it sick I get the money and the chicks I make 118 Kills in a best of five I clutch a 1 vs 5 as the last man alive But in reality, I play 1 vs 9 Only for me the GOAT that is fine.
2020-11-28 12:57
s0mple reading hltv: hltv.org/gallery/view/40385 very nice poem mens!
2020-11-28 12:59
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#51
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Sweden Rheniel
probably baiting on forums xaxaaxaxaxaxa
2020-12-03 20:47
:clap::clap:
2020-11-28 13:22
#25
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Algeria LOBYA6AJIN
Good one !
2020-11-28 13:25
Cringe. Only the usual haters that cannot use facts/stats think it is amusing lel
2020-11-28 13:25
#27
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United States GGtho
I am S1mple, the Ukranian Terminator, people tremble, the Navi activator, kicked my last gf out after I paid her and said " bitch, later" I don't cater to the haters who call me a baiter,just accept a greater player with some misdemeanor. I carry a lot Sorry, my teammates are bots I will play the game till I rot Win a major, I ought to. My back hurts cuz my team's worst then I start cursing and the anger bursts, Now the sitch gets adverse and the team starts lacking trust so I stat-pad to be the first, cuz it is a must for my blood lust.
2020-11-28 13:27
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nah. weak
2020-11-28 13:29
Wow. Bestest poem men : )))
2020-11-28 13:31
the xi wu peom was better
2020-11-28 14:02
3 replies
who?
2020-11-28 15:20
2 replies
Zy Woo
2020-11-28 15:27
1 reply
Chinese pride
2020-11-29 16:16
lel
2020-11-28 15:27
hahahahhahaha good way to bait all his fans
2020-11-29 16:14
GGWP
2020-11-29 16:15
#40
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Belarus slydeRRR
10\10
2020-11-29 16:15
axaxaxaxaxa
2020-11-29 16:15
Nice one
2020-11-30 14:25
#45
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Greenland expertmen
xaxaxa i hope that your next poem is a bubzkji poem
2020-11-30 14:27
best poem about s0mple so far indeed
2020-12-03 19:14
#48
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Belgium adiL_
+rep
2020-12-03 19:25
this is lovely, could you share the 1.0 and 2.0 versions? cheers
2020-12-03 20:50
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actually this was the first version the "3.0" mention, it was cuz i saw a thread named s0mple poem 2.0 and decided to joke around but if u want i can make a real part 2 of this one
2020-12-03 23:58
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#55
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Algeria LOBYA6AJIN
men where have you been i missed your poems, make s0mple v4 one mr.ToiletCleanerMeister
2020-12-04 00:02
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thanks man, i will be creating new ones soon
2020-12-04 00:20
double post bug
2020-12-03 23:58
xD
2020-12-14 23:22
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