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i love to use my team as bait
and every1 knows i play only for rate
navi are just losers who thing they are great
when they are just bad and very overweight
exit frags its been what i seek
in eco rounds i will hunt like a freak
when it matters u know im weak
and we are the kings at REVERSE SWEEP
when we are winning i like to provoke
i pretend im confident but im a joke
when my team is losing of course i will choke
and hide like a rat inside a smoke
lmao
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whats the suggestion for the next poem men?
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on my way
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it's sad that people are wasting so much time to waste on s1mple lmao
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That is fcking awesome. Masterpiece
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: D
+rep retard
dkm
Wow bro don't know if it's original but it is good
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100% legit brah.
maybe i will do the secund with forsaken if u guys want it
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Do it bro 🥵 it's great
I’m hyped!
I am s1mple the best player in the world
Other players play like a dead bird
My team is average but I make it sick
I get the money and the chicks
I make 118 Kills in a best of five
I clutch a 1 vs 5 as the last man alive
But in reality, I play 1 vs 9
Only for me the GOAT that is fine.
s0mple reading hltv: hltv.org/gallery/view/40385
very nice poem mens!
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Good one !
I am S1mple, the Ukranian Terminator,
people tremble, the Navi activator,
kicked my last gf out after I paid her and said " bitch, later"
I don't cater to the haters who call me a baiter,just accept a greater player with some misdemeanor.
I carry a lot
Sorry, my teammates are bots
I will play the game till I rot
Win a major, I ought to.
My back hurts cuz my team's worst then I start cursing and the anger bursts,
Now the sitch gets adverse and the team starts lacking trust so I stat-pad to be the first, cuz it is a must for my blood lust.
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nah. weak
the xi wu peom was better
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who?
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hahahahhahaha good way to bait all his fans
axaxaxaxaxa
Nice one
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actually this was the first version
the "3.0" mention, it was cuz i saw a thread named s0mple poem 2.0 and decided to joke around
but if u want i can make a real part 2 of this one
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men where have you been i missed your poems, make s0mple v4 one mr.ToiletCleanerMeister
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thanks man, i will be creating new ones soon
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