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United States RichardSchitt 
so i started talking with this girl on snapchat, and today we were talking and she said that she was dumb because she kept dating assholes, so i said something like "sounds like you need to find yourself a rick astley" she replied with "what [laughing crying emoji]" so i replied with "You need a guy thats Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down..." ect. She replied with "thats the funniest snap ive ever seen" I replied "I could be your rick astley" at first it didnt sound like she was into it but now we have a date for this weekend
2020-12-02 04:03
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nice
2020-12-02 04:04
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+1 good luck Richard
2020-12-02 05:15
you come off as a nice guy. she said she dates assholes and so you should have just graphically said how you will sexually destroy her
2020-12-02 04:06
8 replies
haha maybe if i was speedrunning getting blocked
2020-12-02 04:12
7 replies
get blocked and convince her IRL that you are incredible. getting girls online is a beta way anyway
2020-12-02 04:13
6 replies
hows that working out for you
2020-12-02 04:17
5 replies
32k girls/month
2020-12-02 04:32
4 replies
How to you have that much time And semen
2020-12-02 05:17
3 replies
no need to sex them all, u can sell them
2020-12-02 05:46
2 replies
Is that how DJs make 32k/month?
2020-12-02 14:40
1 reply
no, djs are plebs thats how real chads make 32m/month
2020-12-02 18:04
did she even get the rick astley joke or nah?
2020-12-02 04:12
8 replies
she did i mean she was like "oh is that so?" and then i said "idk but i can sing well" her "is that all that your basing it off of?" me "i was told i can dance well too" and then she asked if she could put makeup on me
2020-12-02 04:14
7 replies
haha what, the makeup, true alpha, just don't become her gay bff
2020-12-02 04:16
6 replies
well she said that if i let her put makeup on me she would do something for me in exchange
2020-12-02 04:18
5 replies
you could put some makeup on her face, too...
2020-12-02 04:19
4 replies
i was thinking something more along the line of sex
2020-12-02 04:20
3 replies
Then just hope she didn't tell a lie and hurt you.
2020-12-02 04:23
2 replies
XD
2020-12-02 04:24
1 reply
haha
2020-12-02 04:25
king
2020-12-02 04:12
cringe but blessed go king
2020-12-02 04:19
She doesnt seem like the one, but gl mens))
2020-12-02 04:23
4 replies
why not?
2020-12-02 04:24
3 replies
The fact that she complains about only dating assholes already bothers me, she's probably the one who's annoying and superficial. But thats just me supposing, there's only one way to find out: getting to know her better. Just dont be a blind soyboy pls
2020-12-02 04:26
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i know but its kinda like i might as well just see what shes like im seeing multiple girls right now anyway thanks for concern
2020-12-02 04:37
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Australia zi8gzag
*+1
2020-12-02 04:38
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United States flipfone
WTF dates are illegal right now
2020-12-02 04:26
3 replies
shes also below the age of consent but that doesnt concern me (im 17 shes 16 dont worry)
2020-12-02 04:38
2 replies
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United States flipfone
Already called the covid police
2020-12-02 04:45
1 reply
fuck
2020-12-02 04:47
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United States TopBaiter
she dates assholes like you? nice
2020-12-02 04:28
3 replies
she said i was nice :)
2020-12-02 04:38
2 replies
Nice asshole
2020-12-02 14:47
1 reply
Thank you
2020-12-02 22:26
nice
2020-12-02 04:35
Yeah, she must be funny when she replies with [laughing crying emoji]. Nice, you well in there mate.
2020-12-02 04:45
kinda cringe but glooks
2020-12-02 04:48
I mean...if it works. Also if someone says they are tired of dating "assholes", it makes them sound completely full of shit and oblivious of their own flaws. They likely have the tendency to blame the other person. A more mature and self aware person owns up to their own shit, not everyone else is an asshole in a bad relationship and if they actually somehow are, then you also have problems if you always pick the an asshole to date. Potential red flag but not necessary.
2020-12-02 05:13
3 replies
Yeah I get that, but she’s only 16 so I’m ignoring that right now
2020-12-02 05:17
2 replies
lmao...how many people has a 16 year old even dated. Sounds like a cry for attention instead from her, but then again, for a 16 year old this is actually pretty damn normal. Goodluck (as long as you're around the same age or im callin da cops)
2020-12-02 05:24
1 reply
i hear shes a bit of a hoe... think she has some family issues but shes hot so ill look past that XD
2020-12-02 06:15
Lol nice one, gl on the date
2020-12-02 05:16
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Canada JC_123
I think we all got rickrolled mens(((( 8/8 I guess
2020-12-02 05:26
1 reply
No real story
2020-12-02 14:41
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Europe SBC|SG_TS
good luck
2020-12-02 06:00
gl mens!
2020-12-02 06:04
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Sweden La1rea
haha
2020-12-02 06:23
That wasn’t so bad tbh
2020-12-02 08:04
im gonna use that one tx Richard
2020-12-02 14:42
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