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Most akward experience in your life?
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Singapore SomeFuwkingCunt 
Asked out a "lesbian" and got rejected aparrntly she was actually bi I would have been fine if she just said im ugly as shit
2020-12-03 04:14
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Finding out the Goat I raised for 10 years was actually a cow
2020-12-03 04:18
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MOOOOO MOOOOOOOO MOOOOO IM A COWWWW
2020-12-03 04:28
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#72
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China L0n35
flag checks out
2020-12-03 09:53
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name too
2020-12-03 09:58
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true
2020-12-05 04:56
lmao, flag checks out
2020-12-03 10:13
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#138
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Bosnia and Herzegovina Foxxeh
name checks out
2020-12-03 11:56
1 reply
baited by muhammut, viking style :)
2020-12-03 12:16
#143
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Sweden Nappev
pig farmer eat antibiotic B)
2020-12-03 12:38
5 replies
haha good insult :D We dont have stupid politicians and the entire middle east in our country at least. gl with those 300+ IS warriors that eat your welfare.
2020-12-03 12:41
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#145
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Sweden Nappev
We dont have stupid politicians and the entire middle east in our country at least. gl with those 300+ IS warriors that eat your welfare. kind regards Mohammed67
2020-12-03 12:57
3 replies
si senorita. baited by a mahammat name. I am viking.
2020-12-03 12:59
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#160
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Sweden Nappev
viking how did we go this wrong
2020-12-03 17:58
1 reply
typical leftist swede, not even proud of herritage.
2020-12-03 18:07
Seeing this thread
2020-12-03 04:23
1 reply
go back to sleep
2020-12-03 10:50
#5
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United States oOMeowthOo
Farted in elevator cuz no one is in my elevator, and when I reached my floor to exit, my neighbor is entering.
2020-12-03 04:25
4 replies
not that embarrassing if u were about to exit, im sure the neighbor loved that good whiff of that crack ;)))
2020-12-03 04:30
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#74
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China L0n35
flag checks out
2020-12-03 09:54
1 reply
ahahhaha true, brazilians are savage
2020-12-05 03:57
This is a classic lmaoo
2020-12-03 14:00
one time i died irl
2020-12-03 04:26
2 replies
Clinical death?
2020-12-03 04:32
1 reply
yesnt
2020-12-03 05:19
Like these things can happen only in USA, and its called "spoken word freedom" XDD ngl but USA is turning in some USSR with same censorship XDD anyway gl hf
2020-12-03 04:27
1 reply
Flair checks out
2020-12-05 05:17
We were filming ourselves bathing and dancing to songs, later got to know that the video was shared by a dude in our class's whatsapp group. We were 13/14 at that time and obviously didn't know how to face the situation next day at the school Second: not really awkward, but one nice girl gave me such a wink that I felt butterflies in my stomach and stared blushing hard. I was in grade 7
2020-12-03 04:32
10 replies
did u ask her out ?
2020-12-03 05:24
7 replies
yes
2020-12-03 05:36
no, i was too shy back then, thats why this incident comes under 'awkward' experiences
2020-12-03 06:04
5 replies
i know the feel bro i used to be really shy too, actually im pretty late to girls compared to my friends. Lost my virginity not too long ago and im 21, but today im really happy that i have friends that are girls, and a girl that likes me. It took me a long time to learn to think about girls in the way that they arent any different from boys. Its prolly not the same for u, but yeah ive gotten so far in the recent times and it was when i least expected it.
2020-12-03 10:49
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took me a long time to learn to think about girls in the way that they arent any different from boys. +1 thats so true my man. And just as u did i understand it in 19-20+ (lost virginity at 20 too,28 now)
2020-12-03 11:31
But u know i appreciate those times in school when i thought bout girls in a very romantic way like they r angels and dreamin how it feels to kiss them.. xdd
2020-12-03 11:38
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hahahah yeah bro glad to hear u accomplished it too and yeah thats certainly true, sex is also so much different from porn but yeah i knew that from friends who told me, but i couldnt imagine how besides ofc that they go much harder in porn, but yeah ive only had sex one time, it was nice but i didnt get to feel it right to be honest and i was pretty bad at it, but im lucky and happy that it was to a girl that likes me, so it wasnt awkward atleast :'D i want to try sex again haha and get better at it, so i can understand why ppl like it so much
2020-12-03 12:24
I used to study in a boys school, so that made matters worse, and after I joined a co ed school, it was a very awkward experience, especially as a teen. But a girl with whom I sat with helped me with these things. She was pretty much my best friend in my 1st year of that school.
2020-12-03 14:06
did u ask her out ?
2020-12-03 05:24
1 reply
no
2020-12-03 05:36
As love stuff goes, I told a girl on my class I was in love with her but he rejected me. The weird thing is she kept asking me if I was still in love with her for years, I always said yes (I even had some girlfriends on the meanwhile but I couldn't kept her out of my head). Until one day I told her no that I moved on, at that moment you could see on her eyes how her heart broke up. I didn't even mean it tbh, but it really hurt each time she came at me with the question. She got angry for a while and looked at me with sad eyes after that, I feel that she was waiting for me to do something at some point but never had the courage to really go for it again after the first time.
2020-12-03 04:33
11 replies
thats her problem
2020-12-03 04:38
#18
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United Kingdom DDoubleE
" I told a girl on my class I was in love with her but he rejected me" Hold up...
2020-12-03 04:44
3 replies
HAHAHA
2020-12-03 05:23
Fuck, I got uncovered 😳
2020-12-03 08:58
#50
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Germany Effizienz
xaxaxaxa
2020-12-03 09:08
She was playing games with you and your heart.
2020-12-03 05:56
getting mad at losing a simp like u i would too
2020-12-03 09:03
does your girl have a penis?
2020-12-03 11:17
2 replies
Not her, but I did go through a sexual identity crisis at some point and there was a lot of penis involved. Like lots and lots. Nowadays I have a wife and a daughter. Penises lost their charm many years ago and gay men suck as much as girls say straight ones do, so better stay away from them. Maybe a nice trap in the future? Idk but divorce seems unavoidable at this point, so might give it a try.
2020-12-03 13:49
1 reply
lmao
2020-12-05 04:02
#177
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Brazil 1mig
Deep.
2020-12-05 04:03
#14
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Denmark nrth_LUL
I once had an massive erection while handing out papers in early school.
2020-12-03 04:37
5 replies
did the teacher and girls like it?
2020-12-03 04:38
4 replies
weirdchamp
2020-12-03 05:37
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Bro you're comments are funny af, Had there been a follow other users thing, I would surely had followed you
2020-12-03 07:43
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Try to remember where you posted with your "RussianGirls" account, then come back with this account, and read it again. Thank me later
2020-12-03 09:11
1 reply
0/8
2020-12-05 03:38
#17
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Canada firtlast
the one that comes to mind is when in high school a girl was looking at the guy behind me and i assumed she was talking to me for like 2 seconds. i don’t really have that many awkward moments i can think of, asides from my cringy ass posts on facebook
2020-12-03 04:42
When i was 7y i saw a muslim woman and i screamed "LOOK MOM A NINJA"
2020-12-03 05:04
16 replies
based
2020-12-03 05:14
BRUH
2020-12-03 05:20
based
2020-12-03 05:26
#44
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Finland kalza1
XDDDD
2020-12-03 09:00
LMFAO
2020-12-03 09:13
LUUUUUUUL
2020-12-03 09:16
#61
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Georgia Megobari
YOU'RE A FUCKING LEGEND
2020-12-03 09:38
#77
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China L0n35
actual good one
2020-12-03 09:56
Why?
2020-12-03 10:09
Lmao
2020-12-03 10:23
XDDDD
2020-12-03 11:21
WTF
2020-12-03 11:23
XDDD
2020-12-03 11:29
AHAHAHAHA
2020-12-03 11:41
what if it was a ninja in disguise
2020-12-05 03:57
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
2020-12-05 04:00
In first grade we had a talent show and I wanted to participate. Singing was popular so I went up in front of the class and sang a song I made up on the spot. To this day Ill be eating dinner and randomly shiver when I think about it lol. Probably the cringiest moment in my life.
2020-12-03 05:17
5 replies
Be grateful that here is no footage
2020-12-03 05:29
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3 replies
Expected xdddd
2020-12-03 09:50
+1
2020-12-03 11:25
lmao
2020-12-05 04:04
#28
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Russia VelsVivard
My first sexual experience was very awkward, so was the audition for the band.
2020-12-03 05:28
8 replies
you aren't a virgin, jovik>?>?
2020-12-03 05:38
1 reply
#35
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Russia VelsVivard
Well, not quite.
2020-12-03 05:48
how can it be awkward lol, idk how u can make it awkward with ur gf
2020-12-03 09:06
5 replies
How do you know it happend with his gf? Maybe he paid to a hooker or it was one night stand.
2020-12-03 09:42
3 replies
idk hookers nasty so
2020-12-03 09:44
2 replies
I've seen quite a few stories on the internet of desperate virgins paying whores
2020-12-03 09:52
1 reply
yes
2020-12-03 09:56
There are different ways how to, but it was not my girl.
2020-12-03 10:40
#39
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Jordan Zereeni
nvm
2020-12-03 07:46
Outside the school, the girl, I wanted to date but had commitment issues came out of nowhere and put her hand in the gap between my elbow region and stomach you know and I just threw her hand back in the air and ran away from the scene Many of my batchmates were there who knew we liked each other and I feel really sorry and stupid to have done that
2020-12-03 07:47
6 replies
My life has been shit after that day She now has a bf
2020-12-03 07:47
#45
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Finland kalza1
dude why the fuck would you do that XD
2020-12-03 09:02
3 replies
Idk bro it happened out of reflex, I felt like jumping from a bridge that day
2020-12-03 09:05
2 replies
why would u not explain urself to her, just say why u did that. Otherwise she will never know and just think u not interested in her thats why she got a BF. Next time say why u did the thing u did, or ppl will never know. #1 life lesson
2020-12-03 10:39
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We both knew we liked each other But that act made her feel awkward in public and I think that's what ended things Since school ended last year, we haven't talked except wishing birthdays and we don't share that bond to talk deep too
2020-12-03 17:51
I feel bad for u
2020-12-03 09:15
I once had an accident when trying to tackle another player while playing football and ended up in the hospital. I felt so ashamed that I asked the doctor to pull the plug on me, but apparently I wasn't on life support so pulling a plug wouldn't make a difference :(
2020-12-03 07:55
2 replies
#60
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Russia xtkjdtr001
lol
2020-12-03 09:37
You guys play handegg in sweden?
2020-12-03 09:54
My first day at work, but now it is one of my greatest days too.
2020-12-03 09:12
I can’t really remember how i felt exactly because i was kinda dizzy so i didn’t really feel embarassed but i threw up in the middle of the walkway on the bus so we had to stop and clean it because no one could get up from their seat.
2020-12-03 09:14
1 reply
lmao
2020-12-05 04:07
my birth
2020-12-03 09:15
At least tell her some shit that she doesn't know what is she losing ;) U gonna make her curiosity goes up and maybe u'll have some chance :))
2020-12-03 09:19
i was hanging out with this girl that I was friendly with, she was pretty cute but i didn't think she was into me and i didn't want a relationship. One day i accompanied her to her home and the whole way there (we were going by foot) she tried holding my hand saying she was cold but i didn't hold it back cause i genuinely thought she was just cold obvs she wasn't.... we arrive at her house and she says i could stay at hers and have a drink or something, mind you it was about 12pm..... I just said no cause i was tired.....
2020-12-03 09:26
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#79
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Russia SW@G_2
to go ON foot - it is a special case. You can go by car or by plane but ON foot. Saw this mistake many times today, wanted to help someone fix it haha how old were you?
2020-12-03 09:57
4 replies
thanks for help mens)) i was 16
2020-12-03 09:59
3 replies
#90
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Russia SW@G_2
I made a similar mistake by not asking this girl out. I really liked her and she was also into me but I was too pussy to do anything. She even asked me to come to her dance concert but I didn't go. We barely talk anymore now, kind of wish I hadn't fucked up.
2020-12-03 10:01
2 replies
At least now you have hopefully learned from your mistake cause I did, as soon as I got home that night i promised myself i wouldn't fuck up like that anymore
2020-12-03 10:04
1 reply
#95
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Russia SW@G_2
learned a lot from it, honestly grateful to her even though she was a bitch in the end. Haven't made similar mistake since then yet
2020-12-03 10:05
You did the right thing, pal
2020-12-03 10:48
How is this akward? Seems more like a lost oportunity.
2020-12-05 05:51
1 reply
not so awkward for me but it must've been so awkward for her when she was trying to hold my hand
2020-12-05 09:28
i opened hltv and saw that i had a profile
2020-12-03 09:39
#63
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Georgia Megobari
Writing 17 poems to a person that I loved and got rejected(((
2020-12-03 09:40
12 replies
That bitch didnt deserve you anyways
2020-12-03 09:51
3 replies
#76
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Georgia Megobari
We have weird situation. I said that I love her, but she answered that she doesn't want to have serious relations not only with me, but with others aswell. So we decided to be a very close friends and we're even meeting sometimes. I still love her, so, this one hurts
2020-12-03 09:56
2 replies
Honestly being in the friendzone fucking blows but if you're in school i can gurantee that you will find someone else
2020-12-03 10:00
1 reply
#91
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Georgia Megobari
I'm in university, I don't want someone else, I know that only this girl is a good one for me, like she is a chosen one for me, mens(
2020-12-03 10:04
#81
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Russia SW@G_2
17 georgian poems damn
2020-12-03 09:57
6 replies
#84
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Georgia Megobari
Nah, I wrote in russian language. She's armenian and knows russian better than georgian, so, I wrote everything to her, but she said that we can't be together, but we can be very close friends.
2020-12-03 09:59
5 replies
#86
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Russia SW@G_2
Damn bro, at least she wasn't a bitch I guess
2020-12-03 10:00
4 replies
+1
2020-12-03 10:00
#96
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Georgia Megobari
She wasn't a bitch, she's very kind and friendly girl, we're always helping each other. She had relationship with 1 guy, who left her after 4 years together. He lied to her about everything and was meeting with another girl at the same time. She said that after this situation she doesn't want to have relationships. I don't blame her, but I still love her(
2020-12-03 10:06
2 replies
#100
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Russia SW@G_2
you know how it goes in animes.... chance is still alive bro
2020-12-03 10:07
1 reply
#102
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Georgia Megobari
Yeah, you're probably right, I'm still writing poems to her and she loves them. I will keep fighting, I will use my chance - if I will have it. Thank you for support, finally a good russian, who respects others, good to see it. If everyone in our countries will be like you - we can return good relations between our countries in the future.
2020-12-03 10:09
i dont think writing poems or songs works to get girls, at least ive never heard of it working
2020-12-05 04:29
I remember I was riding from town to village by bus to my parents and I started to feel sick. It's good that no one was sitting next to me and it was quite noisy, so I opened my backpack and vomited right into it. Not that awkward, but still.
2020-12-03 09:48
4 replies
#83
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Russia SW@G_2
I was once super hungover and taking a pretty long bus ride home. I barely managed to hold it in, even took out a small plastic bag from my pocket. Felt miserable
2020-12-03 09:58
3 replies
At least you didn't throw up right on the floor like bydlo.
2020-12-03 10:05
2 replies
#106
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Russia SW@G_2
Did the bag lose the smell of vomit or is it still there bro
2020-12-03 10:13
1 reply
I have been used another bag for a month or so while i have been in city, but the smell is gone, yeah
2020-12-03 10:31
Hugging a girl in highschool and pretending the hard thing poking her was my phone. I miss getting hard that easy. Not awkward though really.
2020-12-03 09:49
6 replies
Did she ask ''what was that thing'' or you just said after the contact ''oh, that was my phone''?
2020-12-03 09:56
4 replies
She asked. It was poking her for a while.
2020-12-03 10:01
3 replies
Do you think she liked it?
2020-12-03 10:06
2 replies
Grab the lotion bud, I'll tell you more.
2020-12-03 10:11
1 reply
hahahhahaha :D
2020-12-03 11:06
I miss getting hard that easy. Understand the feeling bro)))
2020-12-03 11:49
#75
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Russia SW@G_2
One of my friends asked this girl out two times and she said she didn't have time. Then she said she actually became a lesbian thanks to him xD As for me, it was probably when my friends told me to look at this girls attributes and she noticed and pretend to get mad. Among the dudes I was a hero, not so much for the grills.
2020-12-03 09:55
I once kissed my best female friend. But i was to drunk to remember. Her twin sister told me the next day. The following weeks were really akward. The weird thing is that i am still good friends with her.
2020-12-03 10:20
1 reply
king
2020-12-03 10:56
this is prolly the worst ive tried, i got caught by my grandpa jerking off my dick, and i didnt hear him. Like i just nutted and the sperm was still on my dick, and then he opened the door and i try to hold it back so he couldnt open it, but he saw that i just came.. Honestly thats the worst shit ive ever tried, i never think about it cus its so painful
2020-12-03 10:36
6 replies
Why would you even wank if there is someone from your family around
2020-12-03 10:55
5 replies
The same reason why couples practicing sex in public places, it's all about extreme
2020-12-03 11:09
4 replies
they was down stairs and i was upstairs with the door closed edit: ive always jerked off even if my family is home hahah
2020-12-03 11:13
3 replies
Well, me too, my room is the farthest, so i can hear the footsteps and have time to hide my snake into pants
2020-12-03 11:18
1 reply
hahahaha same bro
2020-12-03 12:19
Shouldve just wacked of in the washroom lol
2020-12-04 19:28
not me, but we were in a school assembly once with like 200+ people and one of my friends tripped and rolled down like 10 steps before landing at the bottom while literally everybody watched. the stairs were like this google.com/search?q=school+assembly+stai.. where everybody was sat on them looking downwards so it was literally right in front of everyone, im pretty sure he cried afterwards its defiantly the most awkward thing ive witnessed everybody was laughing hard lol
2020-12-03 10:58
sleept with trannie
2020-12-03 11:20
2 replies
"slept" is pretty wide definition. We need details.
2020-12-03 11:46
1 reply
no :)
2020-12-03 15:48
i drinked from a random girl's flask at the gym. It was the same as mine same amount of water everything. When i put it down i noticed that mine as at the end of the table so bringed hers there too. She suddenly popped up saying how identical our flask's are and hurriedly took hers than said so glad people in this gym use their head to think or something like that than went away. I couldnt speak a single word still processing what the fuck happened
2020-12-03 11:21
1 reply
lol u probably gave her a disease
2020-12-05 04:26
i dunked on friberg and he took it personal and dunked on me 30 times and then on top of that shot 192 100% full court 3 pointers
2020-12-03 11:30
#137
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Austria Cheesle2
mum forgot to pick me up from school once so the principle had to drive me home :|
2020-12-03 11:51
5 replies
#142
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Brazil LILJUMEXD
thats sad tho :/
2020-12-03 12:32
1 reply
#149
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Austria Cheesle2
she was sleeping so not really a forget tbh
2020-12-03 13:27
#147
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Germany I_car
I had to ask a stranger to lend me his phone to call my dad and waited for more than an hour. My dad was just casually having lunch without me
2020-12-03 13:04
2 replies
#155
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Slovakia ypsylonnn
I guess he didnt car
2020-12-03 15:29
1 reply
#156
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Germany I_car
He forgot
2020-12-03 15:32
Had a diarrhea and went to school.. say no more.. So I had woodwork and its far away from the toilets. I rushed to the toilets, almost made it and then shat next to the toilet bowl. It looked so fucking disgusting :D edit: it was something like 6th or 7th grade.
2020-12-03 13:25
1 reply
Must have been you that one day I walked into the school toilets
2020-12-03 14:10
the girl I really liked asked me out on a date. I went to the place where she lives and stopped near her house. I saw how she went to her house, but I did not say that I was here. I stood near her house for 2 hours and just went home. What is wrong with me ?
2020-12-03 14:05
2 replies
tf??? u still go on that date?
2020-12-03 18:01
1 reply
I stopped communicating with this girl half a year ago.date never happened
2020-12-04 04:02
#158
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France Poloqua
I had to get my home keys from a neighbor at 3AM while being drunk and naked
2020-12-03 16:07
1 reply
should've gotten more drunk so you couldn't remember it
2020-12-05 04:09
when i still had autism: girl from school i found hot approached me and asked if we can walk to the bus together i agreed and so we did after school at some point she looks and me and says „mikey you know uhm...you are very good looking“. i just looked to the side and pretended i didnt hear it. after a few seconds awkward silence she talks about other things guess who never talked to me again top kek
2020-12-04 07:07
1 reply
I feel for u homie
2020-12-05 03:47
When I was a first year in college I was hanging out with a girl who was friends with my roommate, who my roommate liked. I remember we were having a normal conversation and then she asked 'How often do you jack off'? I pretended I didn't hear it, and then she asked again a few minutes later.
2020-12-04 07:18
1 reply
Shouldve just answerd the question
2020-12-04 19:27
I went to hang out with a girl I had been talking to a lot via text during quarantine along with mutual friends basically on a date and I folded like origami paper and couldn't talk to her.
2020-12-05 03:42
2 replies
#197
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France heakalele
Does oragami paper fold easjer than regular paper?
2020-12-05 05:16
1 reply
yes it's very thin
2020-12-07 02:27
karaoke singing before Christmas Break in 8th grade. During those years I was terrified of public speaking. Probably shaking and shit destroyed the CD teacher gave me before I could rewatch it.
2020-12-05 03:52
#175
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Brazil 1mig
I hugged a Guy in a store thinking it was my father
2020-12-05 04:02
idontremember
2020-12-05 04:31
I used to work as a removalist and me and this kiwi dude were lifting a clients couch and I accidently let out a massive fart
2020-12-05 04:34
let prostitutes take off my pants
2020-12-05 04:44
9 replies
What's wrong with that?
2020-12-05 04:46
8 replies
my pp small 😭😡
2020-12-05 05:11
3 replies
define small;
2020-12-05 05:12
1 reply
of a size that is less than normal or usual.
2020-12-05 05:20
It doesn't matter for prostitute men)))
2020-12-05 05:12
I will let over a hundred hookers take off my pants
2020-12-05 05:13
3 replies
I would too, but only take off
2020-12-05 05:14
2 replies
and let her touch and lick etc...
2020-12-05 05:35
1 reply
No, you know me, such a things only with girl that i love
2020-12-05 05:39
I think the most awkward for me was when there was a talent show in our school, I did participate there with my pogo stick. Jumping around with having around 200 people on the audience without any music or anything. I was around 10 or 11 years old during that.
2020-12-05 05:11
2 replies
lmao
2020-12-05 05:12
1 reply
Funniest thing is that I did place at fifth out of 25 participants with that. Atleast it was quite unique compared to dancing or singing like 90% of the other performances were.
2020-12-05 05:14
Once i was at school sitting next to a friend of mine and holding hands with her cousin (which i was in love with but we were weird). I obviously got a boner and the girl next to me asked what was that on my pants and actualy touched it, i just answeared "idk". I think she realized afterwards, probably more cringy for her than for me
2020-12-05 05:16
#199
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France heakalele
5th grade, liked a girl Some random kid found out At recess, around everyone, kid told her that i like her out loud Everyone laughs I fucken die
2020-12-05 05:19
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