I know flag doesnt check out but holy moly the amount of DANSK 5 MANDS STACK kids and manchildren on FACEIT is depressing (I'm 2.7k elo btw).
Each one of them thinks they're future Astralis player, yet all they do is nerd same 3 maps with 120hrs past 2 weeks and dont even go outside.
But harsh truth is, you wouldnt even be close to my ELO had it not been for Astralis stratbook and 5-man circlejerk you're a proud part of.
Im not saying norwegian is great either, but since its a copy of danish - how we talk sounds more clean and neutral than danish.
In the 1800s the rich people in Christiania (Oslo) spoke danish with norwegian pronouncing. That would almost be the ideal for you.
It's just a joke man. Im from Skåne and we have a lot of slang and common words with Denmark
I like Denmark, its just funny to talk "parody Danish" if you know what I mean
A parody is not a reality, a parody is over exaggarated, and it's just fun
I wouldn't exactly call it realistic aiming to become an astralis player. Literally every dane born from 1990 and forwards have played CS at some point... So breaking through and becoming a top 5 player in the country is almost harder than becoming a pro footballer